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#195 - y u do dis 2 minutes ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
#167662 - nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling li… 9 minutes ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167660 - I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am goin…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 minutes ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167661 - phoenixforger (15 minutes ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 - deckbox (9 minutes ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
#167658 - we are talking over video right now, but she has cam off, and …  [+] (4 new replies) 26 minutes ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167659 - phoenixforger (21 minutes ago) [-]
Just tell her everything you told the random guy. Say that when you try to talk to her, and she responds with "whatevers", that you feel ignored. Tell her that you feel lost on what to talk about, and that you want her to talk to you in a meaningful way. Tell her that you are so desperate to fix this problem that you have been driven to posting on an advice forum, instead of talking to her. Tell her that this is really important and scary to you, and that she needs to help you face it.
#167660 - deckbox (20 minutes ago) [-]
I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am going mad I did this to myself I made my self upset doing something or seeing something reading i dont know that would make me upset so i feel like i put myself in this position.
User avatar #167661 - phoenixforger (15 minutes ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 - deckbox (9 minutes ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
#167656 - she promises everything is fine, and it is on an emotional lev…  [+] (6 new replies) 31 minutes ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167657 - phoenixforger (27 minutes ago) [-]
Do you two ever talk over video chat? Text can be quick and all, but you might be overthinking what you want to say. How did your previous silent periods end?
#167658 - deckbox (26 minutes ago) [-]
we are talking over video right now, but she has cam off, and is watching youtube videos and i am sat here in silence talking to some random guy on a forum instead of the woman i love
User avatar #167659 - phoenixforger (21 minutes ago) [-]
Just tell her everything you told the random guy. Say that when you try to talk to her, and she responds with "whatevers", that you feel ignored. Tell her that you feel lost on what to talk about, and that you want her to talk to you in a meaningful way. Tell her that you are so desperate to fix this problem that you have been driven to posting on an advice forum, instead of talking to her. Tell her that this is really important and scary to you, and that she needs to help you face it.
#167660 - deckbox (20 minutes ago) [-]
I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am going mad I did this to myself I made my self upset doing something or seeing something reading i dont know that would make me upset so i feel like i put myself in this position.
User avatar #167661 - phoenixforger (15 minutes ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 - deckbox (9 minutes ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
#167653 - yea but like, we have been talking for 4 years, conversations …  [+] (8 new replies) 36 minutes ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167655 - phoenixforger (33 minutes ago) [-]
Well, have you discussed this problem with her? She might feel the same way, that you two aren't talking much anymore.
#167656 - deckbox (31 minutes ago) [-]
she promises everything is fine, and it is on an emotional level, I love her she loves me, but now things are getting worse, I feel like i am being ignored, and I am like You ok baby and she is like you ok or whatever, and it just stops dead there. I dont understand, It happened before but it is like really bad now, before i would send messages and i would just get a smiley face every 15-30 minutes after a couple of paragraphs of talking.

now i can barely form a sentence to say.
User avatar #167657 - phoenixforger (27 minutes ago) [-]
Do you two ever talk over video chat? Text can be quick and all, but you might be overthinking what you want to say. How did your previous silent periods end?
#167658 - deckbox (26 minutes ago) [-]
we are talking over video right now, but she has cam off, and is watching youtube videos and i am sat here in silence talking to some random guy on a forum instead of the woman i love
User avatar #167659 - phoenixforger (21 minutes ago) [-]
Just tell her everything you told the random guy. Say that when you try to talk to her, and she responds with "whatevers", that you feel ignored. Tell her that you feel lost on what to talk about, and that you want her to talk to you in a meaningful way. Tell her that you are so desperate to fix this problem that you have been driven to posting on an advice forum, instead of talking to her. Tell her that this is really important and scary to you, and that she needs to help you face it.
#167660 - deckbox (20 minutes ago) [-]
I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am going mad I did this to myself I made my self upset doing something or seeing something reading i dont know that would make me upset so i feel like i put myself in this position.
User avatar #167661 - phoenixforger (15 minutes ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 - deckbox (9 minutes ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
#167646 - girlfriend and i spend long silences, like we play games now i…  [+] (10 new replies) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167652 - phoenixforger (38 minutes ago) [-]
Start with questions (How was your day? What do you want to do later? What do you think of (insert current event here)?). Then just talk about your own answers, how you feel about blablabla and blablabla. Eventually it will stop being an act, and will be more natural.
#167653 - deckbox (36 minutes ago) [-]
yea but like, we have been talking for 4 years, conversations that last 9 hours or so, but all of a sudden I cannot think of a fathomable thing to say and it is driving me insane because she is not initating conversation either, we are in long distance thing but we know eachother inside and out.

before it was nt a problem, we owud talk little some times but still talked, but i had some sort of episode last week and ever since then I have been completely stuck what to say and do. Feel like she is just doing her own thing and i am just like the occasiona l message.
User avatar #167655 - phoenixforger (33 minutes ago) [-]
Well, have you discussed this problem with her? She might feel the same way, that you two aren't talking much anymore.
#167656 - deckbox (31 minutes ago) [-]
she promises everything is fine, and it is on an emotional level, I love her she loves me, but now things are getting worse, I feel like i am being ignored, and I am like You ok baby and she is like you ok or whatever, and it just stops dead there. I dont understand, It happened before but it is like really bad now, before i would send messages and i would just get a smiley face every 15-30 minutes after a couple of paragraphs of talking.

now i can barely form a sentence to say.
User avatar #167657 - phoenixforger (27 minutes ago) [-]
Do you two ever talk over video chat? Text can be quick and all, but you might be overthinking what you want to say. How did your previous silent periods end?
#167658 - deckbox (26 minutes ago) [-]
we are talking over video right now, but she has cam off, and is watching youtube videos and i am sat here in silence talking to some random guy on a forum instead of the woman i love
User avatar #167659 - phoenixforger (21 minutes ago) [-]
Just tell her everything you told the random guy. Say that when you try to talk to her, and she responds with "whatevers", that you feel ignored. Tell her that you feel lost on what to talk about, and that you want her to talk to you in a meaningful way. Tell her that you are so desperate to fix this problem that you have been driven to posting on an advice forum, instead of talking to her. Tell her that this is really important and scary to you, and that she needs to help you face it.
#167660 - deckbox (20 minutes ago) [-]
I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am going mad I did this to myself I made my self upset doing something or seeing something reading i dont know that would make me upset so i feel like i put myself in this position.
User avatar #167661 - phoenixforger (15 minutes ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 - deckbox (9 minutes ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
#135 - tumblr nuff said. 3 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
#18 - 97 % rotten tomatoes 12/18/2014 on you lil' shit 0
#16 - this is one i like, and apparently it is a really solid and fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on you lil' shit +1
#18 - deckbox (12/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - sewallman ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I was in FJ's steam chat room today. Somebody wasn't quite sure who I was as a user and then he finally said "Oh, I know you.. You're the one who always posts sauce for the simpsons!"

I explained to him that you and ************ should be recognized for that, I'm just good with google.
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lol
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