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    epic roll guy epic roll guy
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    Get off my Damn balls Get off my Damn balls
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    And that's why And that's why

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#194 - Dwarf fortress 04/28/2016 on Not Even The Oceans +1
#1 - Don't forget that time I kicked your campaign in the dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2016 on Scars +1
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#4 - sketchyz (04/15/2016) [-]
Never forgetti, my closest spaghetti
#2 - Never forget about Alfonso bud.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2016 on Daily Struggle as a DM +3
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#5 - sketchyz (04/02/2016) [-]
Evar
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#9 - redsun (04/02/2016) [-]
There a story there?
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#10 - sketchyz (04/02/2016) [-]
Oh, yes there is
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#11 - redsun (04/02/2016) [-]
Can I hear it?
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#13 - sketchyz (04/02/2016) [-]
So, this guy, decay, made a bandit named Alfonso, who was an honest-to-goodness straight-up traditional rogue. And then he actually started fighting things. All of his rolls were in the 2-10 range (I know this because they were fighting wolves and his attack bonus was a +3 and wolves have 14 AC but he never fail critted an attack), and about halfway through the session, he just exclaimed "I kick it in the dick!" And he critted, and the dice exploded. He kicked the poor wolf so hard his canine balls flew through time and space and alternate dimensions and landed in a demiplane that would later belong to another player. And he turned to another wolf, and he kicked it in the balls as well. And the wolf died to the single kick. And he just rolled with it. The dice gods decreed that he should kick things in the dick, and so he did. He ended up multi-classing monk and adding daggers to his boots. And eventually, he kicked an army to death, all of it to the dick. He dick-kicked a dragon into submission. If another player hadn't killed him first, he would have likely dick-kicked the BBEG to death as well. It was glorious, and I was proud to DM the whole thing the whole way through.
#14 - redsun (04/02/2016) [-]
That's fucking amazing. What system was this in?
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#16 - sketchyz (04/02/2016) [-]
Pathfinder
#17 - Ha, I live within walking distance of Lake Erie. 03/29/2016 on Flags of the 13 American... 0
#114 - Oh. 03/01/2016 on decay's profile 0
#28 - Chris, I thought you of all people would remember mother *****… 01/23/2016 on Finally 0
#19 - Just got done with one I already know man, some dickhead stopp…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2016 on RAPPEEE +3
#20 - ramshackledays (01/17/2016) [-]
This Pleases The Crab. Hahaha
#17 - The thing is, we don't talk **** directly to the customer, but…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2016 on RAPPEEE +2
#18 - ramshackledays (01/17/2016) [-]
Exactly 90% But There were quite a few Late night Double-shifts where a Bunch of us Didn't Fucking Care. We Would Just Be Assholes Right to the Customers Face.
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#19 - decay (01/17/2016) [-]
Just got done with one I already know man, some dickhead stopped me while I was cleaning and said "Hey man, the stall in the bathroom doesn't lock, can I shit in the kid's bathroom?" and I had to walk into the bathroom and show him how if you turn the handle from the inside it unlocks. Asked him if he wanted help carrying his food to the short bus then went back to cleaning.
#20 - ramshackledays (01/17/2016) [-]
This Pleases The Crab. Hahaha
#8 - Cleric Paladin Paladin Cleric Cleric/Paladin  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2016 on Tabletop Quote... +2
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#51 - sketchyz (01/16/2016) [-]
So like, nah, brah. Only 2 1/2 of those are correct and they're repeated.
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#11 - psychologyxplain (01/15/2016) [-]
Bruh, that's cheating, you have inside knowledge! And hold your horses, not all of the names on that list are "Paladin". Even when sk37ch isn't playing a Paladin, let's be honest: He's playing a Paladin.

It's not the answer, other people
#55 - sketchyz (01/16/2016) [-]
>Plays Wizard
>He's basically a paladin to the god of magic

>Plays Druid
>Romances and acts as paladin to goddess of nature

>Plays Inquisitor
>Basically inquisi-bro of paladinness

>Plays sorcerer
>Paladin of god of war with different powers

>Plays fucking Call of Cthulhu
>Basically modern-day shotgun-toting paladin

>The Sk37chyz is strong in this one Pic is the Wizard
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#212 - froot (01/16/2016) [-]
ooh the wizard is cute
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#219 - sketchyz (01/17/2016) [-]
No, Chrissi, he belongs to Parapheth
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#249 - froot (01/17/2016) [-]
but he's so pretty ;n;
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#252 - sketchyz (01/18/2016) [-]
So is Parapheth
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#21 - niimajneb (01/15/2016) [-]
What game is it? I don't know much about games like DnD but I'd like to try. I also want to know so I can see the list of classes and guess for a free game.
#17 - Orrite u cheeky cunt i swar on me mum m8 ill put fookin antide… 01/13/2016 on Necromancy +7