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#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on He's very opened minded +22
#52 - bronywiseman (12/26/2015) [-]
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#9 - Can't believe the amount of dumb ************* that think this… 11/09/2015 on Slut Punch +1
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#125 - apologies 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -8
#80 - but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -18
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#105 - taxation (11/01/2015) [-]
hey now, i'm canadian and i don't have an ounce of knowledge. check what ya say before ya say it, okay bud? that or fuck right off, ya crumpled foreskin.
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#125 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
apologies
#103 - jankielftw (11/01/2015) [-]
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> don't most of the planet believe some blue eyed man got nailed to a crucifix and how he died for all our sins? lol
and then
> but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion


"most popular" doesn't imply "most of the planet". If you have 40%/30%/30%, then 40% is the biggest group, but compared to whole group is still a minority.
#145 - skebaba (11/01/2015) [-]
Also, Jesus most likely had brown eyes, since he was an arab.
#79 - when did i block you lol 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -8
#32 - what country is that lol  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -59
#70 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Jesus, I'd say you need to step up your weak-ass trolling game but look at all those red thumbs you pulled. Such obvious bait and people still bite.
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#80 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion

not an ounce of knowledge on this site. im guessing most of you are american

GG
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#105 - taxation (11/01/2015) [-]
hey now, i'm canadian and i don't have an ounce of knowledge. check what ya say before ya say it, okay bud? that or fuck right off, ya crumpled foreskin.
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#125 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
apologies
#103 - jankielftw (11/01/2015) [-]
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> don't most of the planet believe some blue eyed man got nailed to a crucifix and how he died for all our sins? lol
and then
> but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion


"most popular" doesn't imply "most of the planet". If you have 40%/30%/30%, then 40% is the biggest group, but compared to whole group is still a minority.
#145 - skebaba (11/01/2015) [-]
Also, Jesus most likely had brown eyes, since he was an arab.
#27 - It doesn't matter who it is, they all believe in some weird **…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -49
#37 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
spot the fucking indian
#28 - doomeythekink (11/01/2015) [-]
Huh, the more you know. There is also apparently only 14 million jews. I feel surprised and informed, so have a random webm.
#30 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
There used to be 20 million jews.

Thanks, Hitler.
#24 - well it's the most 'popular' religion, so think twice about ta…  [+] (31 new replies) 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -93
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#150 - hanabro (11/01/2015) [-]
First of all, Islam is the most popular religion. Second of All, the existence of Jesus is not contestable, his super powers are.
#120 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually the most popular religion in the world is Islam if you want to go by statistics.
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#50 - clechyl (11/01/2015) [-]
m'lady
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#31 - europe (11/01/2015) [-]
Why shouldn't I, you shit eating mongrel? Most of my country identifies as atheistic so you can get fucked
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#107 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm genuinely interested in exactly which country identifies as majority atheistic. Euro, Ausland, and South America are ~90% catholic each, Africa is primarily muslim or animalistic, Asia is Buddhist, Hindu, or Orthodox...

The only other continent I can think of is North America, and then only if one were to include agnostics and separate Mormons and Protestants from Catholics.
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#134 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually, most of Asia is Muslim.

Asia is composed of the Middle East (West Asia), which is Muslim, Central Asia (Muslim) North Asia (Barely anyone lives there cause Russia's fuckin huge), South Asia (Muslim & Hindu) East Asia (Buddhist/Atheistic/Some parts Christian, like Korea), and South East Asia (Muslim except for the Philippines which is Christian.)
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#136 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
Right, I lumped in Asia Minor with Africa, but the point stands.
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#138 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
I doubt you even knew what you were talking about, to be honest.

Asia Minor is Turkey, with maybe a speck of the Levant region.

Your point doesn't even stand considering the fact that Central, South, and South East Asia are primarily Muslim. That leaves out East Asia/North Asia.

Most Muslims don't even live in the Middle East, by the way. There are more Muslims in South East Asia then there are anywhere else in the world.
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#143 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
Then what the fuck was my geography teacher on about? Either way, it seems you don't like to read as much as type; what is and is not primarily muslim is irrelevant.
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#141 - iminschool (11/01/2015) [-]
No one takes you seriously
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#148 - factcube (11/01/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself, nigger.
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#149 - iminschool (11/01/2015) [-]
that was pretty racist to say
#144 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
#139 - wrpen has deleted their comment.
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#142 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about what the Middle East is/isn't.

I'm correcting something that you said earlier which was "Africa is primarily muslim or animalistic, Asia is Buddhist,"

Africa - Pretty much evenly divided between Christianity and Islam

Asia - As I said, is mostly Muslim
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#32 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
what country is that lol
#70 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Jesus, I'd say you need to step up your weak-ass trolling game but look at all those red thumbs you pulled. Such obvious bait and people still bite.
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#80 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion

not an ounce of knowledge on this site. im guessing most of you are american

GG
User avatar
#105 - taxation (11/01/2015) [-]
hey now, i'm canadian and i don't have an ounce of knowledge. check what ya say before ya say it, okay bud? that or fuck right off, ya crumpled foreskin.
User avatar
#125 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
apologies
#103 - jankielftw (11/01/2015) [-]
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> don't most of the planet believe some blue eyed man got nailed to a crucifix and how he died for all our sins? lol
and then
> but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion


"most popular" doesn't imply "most of the planet". If you have 40%/30%/30%, then 40% is the biggest group, but compared to whole group is still a minority.
#145 - skebaba (11/01/2015) [-]
Also, Jesus most likely had brown eyes, since he was an arab.
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#26 - doomeythekink (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually Buddhism is the most popular if I remember correctly. It has around 2 billion followers with Muslim being the second at 1.6 billion. Christianity was third with about 700 million.
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#63 - testaburger (11/01/2015) [-]
#58 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Not a butthurt Christian but that's wrong as shit. Christianity is number one, Buddhism is actually dying and Islam is number 2. Some 60-ish percent of the world is Abrahamic (worships Semitic sky man)
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#29 - Sperit (11/01/2015) [-]
i thought it was Shinto
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#123 - fuckingtrolls (11/01/2015) [-]
It's not you fukn weeb
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#27 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter who it is, they all believe in some weird shit

FYI it IS christianity www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/06/the_odd_body_religion/
#37 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
spot the fucking indian
#28 - doomeythekink (11/01/2015) [-]
Huh, the more you know. There is also apparently only 14 million jews. I feel surprised and informed, so have a random webm.
#30 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
There used to be 20 million jews.

Thanks, Hitler.
#22 - don't most of the planet believe some blue eyed man got nailed…  [+] (36 new replies) 11/01/2015 on DESIGNATED -95
#87 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
That's a bit different than insisting on shitting in the street and wiping your ass with your bare hand.
#48 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
And Indians believe in a 6 arm blue guy who can kill the entire world and that cows are holy.
Same shit

P.s - you're a faggot who blocked me like a pussy
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#79 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
when did i block you lol
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#23 - europe (11/01/2015) [-]
Most of the planet isn't Christian, retard.
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#24 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
well it's the most 'popular' religion, so think twice about talking down other cultures superstitions you spunk wagon

brb just gotta go drink the blood of christ lol
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#150 - hanabro (11/01/2015) [-]
First of all, Islam is the most popular religion. Second of All, the existence of Jesus is not contestable, his super powers are.
#120 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually the most popular religion in the world is Islam if you want to go by statistics.
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#50 - clechyl (11/01/2015) [-]
m'lady
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#31 - europe (11/01/2015) [-]
Why shouldn't I, you shit eating mongrel? Most of my country identifies as atheistic so you can get fucked
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#107 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm genuinely interested in exactly which country identifies as majority atheistic. Euro, Ausland, and South America are ~90% catholic each, Africa is primarily muslim or animalistic, Asia is Buddhist, Hindu, or Orthodox...

The only other continent I can think of is North America, and then only if one were to include agnostics and separate Mormons and Protestants from Catholics.
User avatar
#134 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually, most of Asia is Muslim.

Asia is composed of the Middle East (West Asia), which is Muslim, Central Asia (Muslim) North Asia (Barely anyone lives there cause Russia's fuckin huge), South Asia (Muslim & Hindu) East Asia (Buddhist/Atheistic/Some parts Christian, like Korea), and South East Asia (Muslim except for the Philippines which is Christian.)
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#136 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
Right, I lumped in Asia Minor with Africa, but the point stands.
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#138 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
I doubt you even knew what you were talking about, to be honest.

Asia Minor is Turkey, with maybe a speck of the Levant region.

Your point doesn't even stand considering the fact that Central, South, and South East Asia are primarily Muslim. That leaves out East Asia/North Asia.

Most Muslims don't even live in the Middle East, by the way. There are more Muslims in South East Asia then there are anywhere else in the world.
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#143 - wrpen (11/01/2015) [-]
Then what the fuck was my geography teacher on about? Either way, it seems you don't like to read as much as type; what is and is not primarily muslim is irrelevant.
User avatar
#141 - iminschool (11/01/2015) [-]
No one takes you seriously
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#148 - factcube (11/01/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself, nigger.
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#149 - iminschool (11/01/2015) [-]
that was pretty racist to say
#144 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
#139 - wrpen has deleted their comment.
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#142 - congorepublic (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about what the Middle East is/isn't.

I'm correcting something that you said earlier which was "Africa is primarily muslim or animalistic, Asia is Buddhist,"

Africa - Pretty much evenly divided between Christianity and Islam

Asia - As I said, is mostly Muslim
User avatar
#32 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
what country is that lol
#70 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Jesus, I'd say you need to step up your weak-ass trolling game but look at all those red thumbs you pulled. Such obvious bait and people still bite.
User avatar
#80 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion

not an ounce of knowledge on this site. im guessing most of you are american

GG
User avatar
#105 - taxation (11/01/2015) [-]
hey now, i'm canadian and i don't have an ounce of knowledge. check what ya say before ya say it, okay bud? that or fuck right off, ya crumpled foreskin.
User avatar
#125 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
apologies
#103 - jankielftw (11/01/2015) [-]
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> don't most of the planet believe some blue eyed man got nailed to a crucifix and how he died for all our sins? lol
and then
> but i was right, christianity is the most popular religion


"most popular" doesn't imply "most of the planet". If you have 40%/30%/30%, then 40% is the biggest group, but compared to whole group is still a minority.
#145 - skebaba (11/01/2015) [-]
Also, Jesus most likely had brown eyes, since he was an arab.
User avatar
#26 - doomeythekink (11/01/2015) [-]
Actually Buddhism is the most popular if I remember correctly. It has around 2 billion followers with Muslim being the second at 1.6 billion. Christianity was third with about 700 million.
User avatar
#63 - testaburger (11/01/2015) [-]
#58 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Not a butthurt Christian but that's wrong as shit. Christianity is number one, Buddhism is actually dying and Islam is number 2. Some 60-ish percent of the world is Abrahamic (worships Semitic sky man)
User avatar
#29 - Sperit (11/01/2015) [-]
i thought it was Shinto
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#123 - fuckingtrolls (11/01/2015) [-]
It's not you fukn weeb
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#27 - decapitation (11/01/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter who it is, they all believe in some weird shit

FYI it IS christianity www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/06/the_odd_body_religion/
#37 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
spot the fucking indian
#28 - doomeythekink (11/01/2015) [-]
Huh, the more you know. There is also apparently only 14 million jews. I feel surprised and informed, so have a random webm.
#30 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
There used to be 20 million jews.

Thanks, Hitler.