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deathbyseth

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Date Signed Up:8/10/2012
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Total Comments Made:256
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#13 - Yes, and now soon it will be the mother of his child.  [+] (2 replies) 09/18/2016 on too tired to title this. +5
#14 - enormaty (09/18/2016) [-]
damn that sucks, how did it fail?
#15 - deathbyseth (09/18/2016) [-]
Specifically or just in general? Being a pregnant condom comes with a plethora of complications. I wouldn't say they were from any "failure" on the condom's part, it's just the nature of the situation I think.
#141 - It was funny until I realized it might not actually be a joke  [+] (1 reply) 09/13/2016 on /pol/ on hillary +14
#150 - realhilaryclinton (09/13/2016) [-]
Shhhh, no tears.
Everything will be better once I'm elected
#93 - itumblr is starting to grow on me... I deserve ev…  [+] (1 reply) 08/27/2016 on It's (not) happening +2
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#205 - majestispaceduck (08/28/2016) [-]
Yeah like a tumor, you never quite like bim/her/xer but when it inevitably goes away you miss it
#36 - bro 08/22/2016 on gold 0
#76 - Impressive!! Now land.  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2016 on Homemade flying motorboat +2
#88 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
who cares about land when you live in place of paradise islands
#52 - Picture  [+] (3 replies) 08/20/2016 on yo mamma jokes +19
#101 - dassasofunny (08/20/2016) [-]
i think i went overkill
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#63 - itssakamoto (08/20/2016) [-]
looks like I triggered 26 people and their moms
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#69 - smartythechicken (08/20/2016) [-]
26 people
assuming they all have one momma, thats 26*1=26 moms
we all know that: Yo mama so fat that she (insert size comparison)
yo mommma so fat her size is theoretical
lets say that each mommma is so fat that they each cant fit in the universe, resulting in a cataclysmic black hole that would expand beyond the multiverse, sucking everything the same way they used to suck dicks to conceive their 26 children. The event horizon would be so large that you wouldnt be able to see it because the entire multiverse, and every single universe within the multiverse, have already become engulfed in 26 yo mamas.

still not as fat as yo momma
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