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#93 - I'm not sure, but maybe he hears these expressions used regula…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Ye've warmed tha cockles of... 0
User avatar #94 - tittylovin (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe.
It's still bullshit content, reads like something your grandmother would send in a chain email.
#42 - The way he reads **** out loud is hilarious 08/30/2014 on Dumbest Tweets +31
#42 - u.s. army still uses m-16s?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Gangsta 0
User avatar #58 - ishalltroll (08/30/2014) [-]
The M4 is 80% M16. US army combat units don't really use M16's though, maybe a few rear-echelon people still get them issued, or National Guard units.
#35 - I though they probably just get a briefing about Aliens/Nukes/…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Aliens +1
User avatar #100 - tinglyturtletaint (08/29/2014) [-]
I wonder if they just skip telling some presidents.
George W: Hey guys heh heh, there was a folder in my desk sayin' I was supposed to have a meetin' about extra terrier-estrogens or sumn like that? Who's the funny guy?

*Quick darting glances around the room as everyone tries to figure out who fucked up and/or didn't get the memo*

Eventually all eyes fall on the guilty looking new guy with that "fix it moron," look.

Guy who fucked up: *nervous laughter* "Haaaaa, goooot you...You um, you totally should have seen the look on your face....

George: Heh heh heh, you didn't fool me buddeh. We Texans are just as smart as we look. Gotta stay spry with all them Meskins tryn'a hop that fence and take our jobs. Guess I can loosen up now though, ain't no brown fellas ever gonna make it to oval office. Oh, hey, I didn't mean you Jamal, yer onah the good ones.
#27 - A website called surely seems like a reliable source of information  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on they broke the first rule +43
User avatar #39 - hashtronaut (08/27/2014) [-]
sounds like the kid of page you'd clear your history after viewing
User avatar #40 - hashtronaut (08/27/2014) [-]
kind* of page, even
User avatar #36 - admiralen (08/27/2014) [-]
its not like theyre saying they did it, they just say they got charged with it
#151 - I like when a pic gets reposted and then the top comment from … 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! +6
#47 - Comment deleted 08/22/2014 on Are you a wizard? 0
#112 - Mario Balotelli of poker much? 08/19/2014 on the face of someone who... 0
#73 - a zero chance probability event might not be true even if ther… 08/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#96 - what's the point of arranging it if it's not forced...? Arrang… 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad 0
#90 - Of course arranged marriage CAN work out, but that doesn't mak… 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad +1
#89 - Arranged marriage is evil as a matter of principal. It is a vi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad 0
User avatar #95 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
arranged marriage =/= forced marriage.

also, your argument is like saying "this one kid choked and died while eating a cupcake. all cupcakes should be illegals because they are all kid killing poisons who are made by evil demons"
User avatar #96 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
what's the point of arranging it if it's not forced...? Arranged marriage inherently has some degree of forcing
#77 - You are being the politically correct one here. In a Democracy…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad +5
User avatar #88 - vrthbvyfa (08/17/2014) [-]
Completely agree with you but, imagine a situation where two people who are arranged to marry fall in love. In this case the arranged marriage is OK, it's only when either or both of the individuals are forced/bribed/coerced into it that it is bad.

An arranged marriage can be as simple as 'Hey you guys are engaged for now, you can break it off at any point for any reason if you want, you are free to do what you want. This person is a good person who will love you as much as we do and give you a nice life' sort of thing.

When a bad example could marry this guy if you don't your cousin and brother will rape and kill you, which is basically what has happened in the past and probably still goes on today.
User avatar #90 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
Of course arranged marriage CAN work out, but that doesn't make it ok. A slave master could've released his slave after a couple of years, and also treat his slave well while he was his slave. That still doesn't make slavery ok. The same goes for here - as a principal, forced arranged marriage should be forbidden
User avatar #84 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm not denying that a certain act of a culture or tradition should always be accepted. in this case, arranged marriage is not the evil, disgusting thing westerners make it seem to be because only the bad cases make it to the international news. you think every woman in india is crying for help and can't escape her abusive husband who beats her every day? the majority of the population in places where arranged marriage is practiced turn out just fine, but you don't ever get to hear about how happy a couple in india have it after having an arranged marrige, because it's not dramatic, but a poor 10 year old kid who is forced to marry an old fat terrorist in chains is guaranteed to make it to the news, making us think this is common practice in the middle east
User avatar #89 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
Arranged marriage is evil as a matter of principal. It is a violation of a basic human right. It can work out at times, but it is still an evil on it's own.
User avatar #95 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
arranged marriage =/= forced marriage.

also, your argument is like saying "this one kid choked and died while eating a cupcake. all cupcakes should be illegals because they are all kid killing poisons who are made by evil demons"
User avatar #96 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
what's the point of arranging it if it's not forced...? Arranged marriage inherently has some degree of forcing
#72 - This is ******** . Not all cultures are equal. A c…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad +10
User avatar #75 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
all cultures have their flaws mate. if we were to have a completely politically correct culture, we'd and up with not being able to do or say anything at all because someone might find it offensive or not like it. I'd much rather go trough life, learning about cultures with an open mind instead of being a bitter twat who criticizes everything.
User avatar #77 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
You are being the politically correct one here. In a Democracy you can say or think whatever you want, which is great, but you can't force people to live their lives a certain way. That is a pretty damn big difference. The over-tolerance of many Western intellectuals is not something I am for. Just because one's culture or tradition includes a certain behvaior doesn't make it okay, and arranged marriages is just one example
User avatar #88 - vrthbvyfa (08/17/2014) [-]
Completely agree with you but, imagine a situation where two people who are arranged to marry fall in love. In this case the arranged marriage is OK, it's only when either or both of the individuals are forced/bribed/coerced into it that it is bad.

An arranged marriage can be as simple as 'Hey you guys are engaged for now, you can break it off at any point for any reason if you want, you are free to do what you want. This person is a good person who will love you as much as we do and give you a nice life' sort of thing.

When a bad example could marry this guy if you don't your cousin and brother will rape and kill you, which is basically what has happened in the past and probably still goes on today.
User avatar #90 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
Of course arranged marriage CAN work out, but that doesn't make it ok. A slave master could've released his slave after a couple of years, and also treat his slave well while he was his slave. That still doesn't make slavery ok. The same goes for here - as a principal, forced arranged marriage should be forbidden
User avatar #84 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm not denying that a certain act of a culture or tradition should always be accepted. in this case, arranged marriage is not the evil, disgusting thing westerners make it seem to be because only the bad cases make it to the international news. you think every woman in india is crying for help and can't escape her abusive husband who beats her every day? the majority of the population in places where arranged marriage is practiced turn out just fine, but you don't ever get to hear about how happy a couple in india have it after having an arranged marrige, because it's not dramatic, but a poor 10 year old kid who is forced to marry an old fat terrorist in chains is guaranteed to make it to the news, making us think this is common practice in the middle east
User avatar #89 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
Arranged marriage is evil as a matter of principal. It is a violation of a basic human right. It can work out at times, but it is still an evil on it's own.
User avatar #95 - gharshi (08/17/2014) [-]
arranged marriage =/= forced marriage.

also, your argument is like saying "this one kid choked and died while eating a cupcake. all cupcakes should be illegals because they are all kid killing poisons who are made by evil demons"
User avatar #96 - deansg (08/17/2014) [-]
what's the point of arranging it if it's not forced...? Arranged marriage inherently has some degree of forcing
#24 - The last commentator's sense of humor is so sharp and intellig… 08/10/2014 on Americana 0
#130 - if one of them pisses you off than most of them should...the p… 08/09/2014 on Being A Good Samaritan +2
#422 - some of the defense for homo-sexuality can be used when making… 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage +1
#61 - Inb4 Israel Gaza re-interpretation of the pic? 08/09/2014 on War of the Faggots 0
#175 - fair enough. I'm not a huge fan of his either but I still like… 08/03/2014 on Teens +1
#171 - that's ok, but at least I hope you acknowledge he was a much b…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Teens +1
User avatar #174 - bakinboy (08/03/2014) [-]
i know he's got musical skill. but his style feels like it lacks coherence. his songs seem to just end up being 3 minute long improv solos after the first 30 seconds.
not really my taste.

pop is garbage
80's music master race
User avatar #175 - deansg (08/03/2014) [-]
fair enough. I'm not a huge fan of his either but I still like some of his songs
#169 - meh. If he/she really is a Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd fan tha… 08/03/2014 on Teens 0
#147 - Damn, I didn't know FunnyJunk members have such great knowledg…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/01/2014 on About right 0
#187 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you happen to be a neutron star sir? Because I don't think it's physically possible for you to be any more dense.
To say that we have no fucking clue what's going on in Gaza unless we're fighting is like saying I have no fucking clue what's going on in the 24 hour live stream panda exhibit in the national zoo because I'm not a fucking panda.
The entire world is watching what's going on there, you'd have to try pretty hard not to have a clue what's going on in Gaza.
User avatar #197 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
the only one dense here is you, what you see is the videos and pictures the Hamas chooses to share, you are looking at the videos of the panda sleeping and you convince yourself that its all it does
#199 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
Are you seriously implying that Hamas controls the US media while Fox news is owned by a jewish man? That's rich
User avatar #200 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
did you see videos of how they based themselves at schools and hospitals? no? ever asked yourself why? let me give you a hint, its not because they don't do that.

unless you have been there you can only see glimpses of whats happening, but not the entire picture.
#202 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
One. ONE Israeli dead for every 23 Palestinians. There's the entire picture for ya. The numbers don't lie. This conflict is almost entirely one sided drill that through your thick skull. If you want the eradication of the people living in Gaza, at least be honest about it. Don't pretend like the handful of Hamas cockroaches running around in there make any sort of difference in this "bigger picture".
User avatar #204 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
and that is why you are being played by the Hamas, people like you is why they try to get Israel to kill as many Palestinians as it can, so that people like you will go out and be all like "hurr durr lok at da numbrs"
#240 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't care about Hamas. They are so dwarfed by the Israeli military that they are effectively irrelevant. Any rockets they have are effortlessly blocked by Iron Dome that the US supplied. And I ask you again, if this is all the evil plan that Hamas is hatching why is Israel playing along? On one side people say Israel is killing civilians because Hamas is firing rockets among them and on the other hand there's people like you who think the handful of idiots that call themselves Hamas can single handedly coerce the Isreali military as well as the US media into doing exactly what they want. You don't really believe that do you?
User avatar #243 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
of god! I can't stop laughing, oh shit this is so funny, "Hamas not relevant" "effortlessly" !! ** "...Iron Dome that the US supplied..." ** !!, oh god this is too much, I'm going to fav this just so that I will have something to laugh about whenever I'm down.

I'm sorry, but you are a lost cause, you know less then nothing about this conflict yet you made a decisive opinion about the matter.

I just have to know, how old are you?
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#245 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
And for the record, if you're not old enough to know the difference between "than" and "then" maybe you shouldn't be asking about my age young man
User avatar #253 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm 21, but you still didn't answer me how old you are
beside another indication that you are a child when you make assumptions over a tiny mistake
#244 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
I realized you were a lost cause on your first comment this is just for anyone else on the thread. I'd be offended, but your resortment to pointless insults leaves me confused as to whether you actually disagree with what I said or if the big words just confuse you so much you went into a childish fit of laughter.
" the system shot down 90% of rockets launched from Gaza that would have landed in populated areas."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Dome
It's automated...so yes...it is indeed effortless..
User avatar #250 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
yeah... pretty much anyone who read the words "Iron Dome that the US supplied" and isn't biased realized that your opinion shouldn't be more seriously then a satire.
#252 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
"Subsequently, funding for an additional eight Iron Dome systems—along with funding for a supply of interception missiles—is currently being provided by the United States, with two of these additional systems having been delivered by 2012"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Dome
It's in the same fucking page. READ NIGGA READ!!! This is straight up embarrassing
User avatar #255 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
funding=/= supplying, just admit that you are 14 and lets be over with this
#257 - jujuface (08/01/2014) [-]
Sure bud, I'm 14 years old
User avatar #258 - mrmask (08/01/2014) [-]
there, wasn't so hard now was it?
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