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#35 - you had the ******* chance.... to say meth but you wasted it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Science is fun +3
#47 - infinitereaper (03/23/2015) [-]
I injected 2 many maths
#11 - i had to log in to make sure the censor wasn't ******* with me… 03/23/2015 on Parents +9
#177989 - they rub my chin when we kiss...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#178060 - delphine (03/17/2015) [-]
So grow yourself an awesome beard and then you won't feel them.
#177988 - never 03/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177977 - Yea that's the horrible part, I just don't know if it's horrib…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177979 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Eh, if they feel that bad about it, the worst they can do is break up with you and turn gay. Cause girl neeever judge each other by their appearance ever.
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#177988 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
never
#177975 - That sounds like it would work, almost like that time I mentio…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177976 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Pointing out girl's flaws are the sure-fire thing to make them change it, if at the expense of their egos.
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#177977 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
Yea that's the horrible part, I just don't know if it's horrible for me wanting them to change to suit my preference or if it's horrible that it crushes their soul for just 5 strands of hair
#177979 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Eh, if they feel that bad about it, the worst they can do is break up with you and turn gay. Cause girl neeever judge each other by their appearance ever.
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#177988 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
never
#177963 - How the hell do I tell my girlfriend to shave her little bity …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#178013 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
unless there black then your just being stupid. every female has facial hair that is thin and blonde/ sortof white and will show in the sun. Our bodies are covered in hair and its normal.

and remember, she probably thinks something on you is disgusting and annoying too.
#177998 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Get her a spa day, full facial, wax mud bath etc. If you're okay with that, but she'd love the fuck out of you for it. And if there's a problem just play it off with "I just thought you'd want a day to relax"
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#177986 - delphine (03/16/2015) [-]
She is probably well aware of them. Are a few fine chin air really that big of a turnoff for you? All women have peach fuzz to some degree. There is probably no way you can tell her that won't make her feel self-conscious about it, ESPECIALLY if you make a joke about it. You could always see if one of your mutual friends could gently bring it up.
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#177989 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
they rub my chin when we kiss...
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#178060 - delphine (03/17/2015) [-]
So grow yourself an awesome beard and then you won't feel them.
#177972 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Jokingly comment about them, and then drop it.

That comment will stick with her until that's the only thing on her face she can see. And she'll eventually shave it herself.

Major downside to this is she'll be a lot more concerned about her appearance in front of you. She'll think that you're judging her and only care about her looks.
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#177975 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
That sounds like it would work, almost like that time I mentioned my ex's unibrow as a joke and the next day she came over with none. and wouldn't draw any on during our dates.... people would ask what type of cancer she had, considering she kept a hat on most of the time so the pony tail wasn't in plain sight.
#177976 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Pointing out girl's flaws are the sure-fire thing to make them change it, if at the expense of their egos.
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#177977 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
Yea that's the horrible part, I just don't know if it's horrible for me wanting them to change to suit my preference or if it's horrible that it crushes their soul for just 5 strands of hair
#177979 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
Eh, if they feel that bad about it, the worst they can do is break up with you and turn gay. Cause girl neeever judge each other by their appearance ever.
User avatar
#177988 - deafmagnets (03/16/2015) [-]
never
#32 - That's that ***** from food lion 03/14/2015 on Want to try it? +1
#150 - Here on the east coast of nc, the prices are generally the sam… 03/13/2015 on White Girls be like... 0
#10506456 - Don't you though lol 03/12/2015 on Old Board. Go to... 0