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#68 - The Hulk for power and the greatest hero of all, Batman with a… 9 hours ago on Heroes 0
#7 - Their tires are literally at an angle. People do it cause it m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Idiots. 0
User avatar #10 - robertelee (21 hours ago) [-]
i understand they have a ridiculous amount of camber on them but the wheel is built with that much outside lip

thats just fucking potato
#9 - manymen (21 hours ago) [-]
That doesn't really make your car corner faster. All it does is it eats up tires and looks horrific while doing it.

A car with good wheel alignment will always take corners faster than a car with "mad stance". The reason drifters camber their front tires is to get more turning radius out of them so that they can drift at steeper angles.
#18 - The damn thing has been banned all over the place. **** … 05/04/2015 on The Beep Test 0
#18 - Besides being used to purchase certain items from the shop on … 05/04/2015 on Bloodborne Comp +5
#25 - Would have been easier to grab the car  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Ron +10
User avatar #94 - elsanna (20 hours ago) [-]
>>#64, He also might have injured the kids in the car if he stopped it too fast.
User avatar #64 - rubixium (05/04/2015) [-]
His reflexes based on paternal instinct probably made him go for the baby first. Plus there's no guarantee he would have slowed it down enough.
#6 - I grew up in a mixture of getto and country and most blacks iv…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Crafty nignogs +3
#8 - notblindguy (05/03/2015) [-]
this is great because when I smoke with my black friends they ALWAYS have blunts so once I figured fuck it i'll bring my beater plastic bong and when I did they all stared at me like I shot micheal brown and there fathers
User avatar #7 - Tusura (05/03/2015) [-]
I grew up in Columbia Maryland. Ranked the #1 most diverse city in America.

Almost every black person that I have smoked with, prefers Cigarillos. Vanilla or Grape.

Asians don't care, as long as they can smoke.
White people want the most expensive glass piece you can find. Regardless of how it hits, they want intricacy and design over functionality for the most part.
Mexicans smoke tin foil pipes and joints.

This is what we call a stereotype. I have seen 15 years of it. It's almost always the same. There are exceptions, but for the most part, people live up to stereotypes.
#4 - Most African Americans refuse to smoke out of anything but pap…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Crafty nignogs +5
User avatar #5 - shadowstepone (05/03/2015) [-]
I heartily disagree, most of my black friends prefer pipes above all else, I only know one that likes papers better, and two who prefer bongs.
#6 - deadzone (05/03/2015) [-]
I grew up in a mixture of getto and country and most blacks ive smoked with had never even touched a pipe. It was interesting. They always wanna pull the first time like its papers till they cough like a bitch
#8 - notblindguy (05/03/2015) [-]
this is great because when I smoke with my black friends they ALWAYS have blunts so once I figured fuck it i'll bring my beater plastic bong and when I did they all stared at me like I shot micheal brown and there fathers
User avatar #7 - Tusura (05/03/2015) [-]
I grew up in Columbia Maryland. Ranked the #1 most diverse city in America.

Almost every black person that I have smoked with, prefers Cigarillos. Vanilla or Grape.

Asians don't care, as long as they can smoke.
White people want the most expensive glass piece you can find. Regardless of how it hits, they want intricacy and design over functionality for the most part.
Mexicans smoke tin foil pipes and joints.

This is what we call a stereotype. I have seen 15 years of it. It's almost always the same. There are exceptions, but for the most part, people live up to stereotypes.
#14 - The hammer itself is not only extremely dense but its true pow… 05/03/2015 on Good movie tho +2
#22 - Is there a name for those things? 05/03/2015 on Gymnast in a hamster wheel 0
#4 - To lazy for math, how many pictures would that be?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on It's that god damn tile... +1
User avatar #9 - tvfreakuk (05/02/2015) [-]
Assuming, for simplicity's sake, that every .jpg is 50KB, and there is 25000KB in 1GB
That would be 2500 pictures in 1 GB, and 30GB would be 75000 individual pictures of porn.
#12 - Lilstow (05/02/2015) [-]
there's 1000000 kilobytes in a gigabyte you fucking mongoloid. 1048576 to be exact. where the fuck did you get 25000????? it's not fucking hard. Multiply by 1024 for each successive prefix.
if every image is 50kb, then thats 20971.52 images per GB, so 629145 total images.
User avatar #21 - tvfreakuk (05/03/2015) [-]
I got my math wrong; no need to be a cunt about it.
User avatar #22 - Lilstow (05/03/2015) [-]
fuck me, i must've been in a bad mood when i wrote that.
not sure why.
User avatar #5 - johnnygat (05/02/2015) [-]
a lot
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