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#2 - jokexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on to the bar 0
User avatar #3 - theseareletters (01/26/2015) [-]
One way to take this.. some of the places military types get sent are into lower income countries. For example, here in Turkey, people will work 12 hours a day 6 days a week and make 1500 Lira a month.

Anyways, the bars that are outside of the military bases are notorious for putting things in the liquor to save money. Where a bottle of Jack Daniels would cost me like $25, it would cost the Turkish people around $100. So, they put things like rubbing alcohol in the bottles of liquor to make it "more alcoholic" and save money by watering down the drinks like that.

Another thing that happens, is that the retarded kids that join do really stupid shit. Like try and get drunk off hand sanitizer because it has alcohol in it. Or drink enough mouth wash to try and get drunk.
User avatar #4 - khajiithaswares (01/27/2015) [-]
When I was in the Defence Forces, soldiers took about 10-15 hand sanitizing swabs, put them in a 1,5 l bottle of water, waited for 2 hours and then drink it. Some of them actually got a buzz.
#5 - As someone living in Virginia I can tell you is is most defini… 01/26/2015 on shitbrix 0
#20 - What site do these come from  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Dating A Team Magma Grunt 5 0
User avatar #22 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
#34 - A female whom enjoys spending time around you, lets you touch …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Watching Porn With Your... +4
User avatar #39 - thefates (12/26/2014) [-]
Where can I get one?
User avatar #57 - skittlesinexcess (12/26/2014) [-]
Somewhere that's not FunnyJunk.
User avatar #58 - thefates (12/26/2014) [-]
You could of just said I can't.
#66 - munchlord (12/27/2014) [-]
yeah, since you're here forever, you have to have had one when you entered or it's game over man.
User avatar #72 - darkmagicmge (12/27/2014) [-]
Game over for me
#5 - My girlfriend and I like to watch porn together every now and …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Watching Porn With Your... +4
User avatar #29 - darkmagicmge (12/26/2014) [-]
What's a girl... friend?
#34 - deadzone (12/26/2014) [-]
A female whom enjoys spending time around you, lets you touch them in special places, and occasionally thrust your throbbing man sausage down their throat.
User avatar #39 - thefates (12/26/2014) [-]
Where can I get one?
User avatar #57 - skittlesinexcess (12/26/2014) [-]
Somewhere that's not FunnyJunk.
User avatar #58 - thefates (12/26/2014) [-]
You could of just said I can't.
#66 - munchlord (12/27/2014) [-]
yeah, since you're here forever, you have to have had one when you entered or it's game over man.
User avatar #72 - darkmagicmge (12/27/2014) [-]
Game over for me
#13 - Anyone know where I could buy those glasses? Ive been looking … 12/07/2014 on Tumblr comp 0
#354 - A huge infestation of lice 11/25/2014 on Fuking gross 0
#7 - I figured that out after I posted. I dont consider them Disney  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Disney Cross Anime +2
#8 - justleaving (11/10/2014) [-]
well ...
#5 - never mind now I know. I was thinking actual Disney movies 11/10/2014 on Disney Cross Anime +2
#4 - I cant tell who it is  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Disney Cross Anime +2
#6 - justleaving (11/10/2014) [-]
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo
#7 - deadzone (11/10/2014) [-]
I figured that out after I posted. I dont consider them Disney
#8 - justleaving (11/10/2014) [-]
well ...
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