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#34 - Venom would win hands down. Guys strong enough to throw cars l… 21 hours ago on Who would win? +5
#5 - I want to watch this what is it? gimme that creamy sauce  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on max gif size is 200MB now 0
#7 - anotheroneonearth (05/24/2015) [-]
it's in >>#3
this is the only cutscene in the whole game
and don't be fooled by the anime-influenced character design, because it's one of the most hardcore JRPG ever.
User avatar #6 - penileburglar (05/24/2015) [-]
#1 / #3.
#10 - Lasso.Of.Truth. *****  [+] (24 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Deadshot +48
User avatar #71 - lulusaurus (05/23/2015) [-]
She doesn't unlock that power till later in the show.
User avatar #20 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
Can't lie
Just don't say anything
#33 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2015) [-]
just ask "is it true that you got hired by..." until he says the truth
User avatar #41 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
Don't say a word.
How are you not getting this.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
Actually, I think the lasso compels speech and an honest answer, one way or another. Depending on the continuity, silence isn't an option.
User avatar #44 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
Do not tell a lie, say random words, alternatively do what Pinocchio did in shrek and give a convoluted account of the truth.
But yes, it does depend on continuity.
User avatar #45 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
Did you see any of the newer DCAU films yet? The new Son of Batman and Arkham movies was intense. We need some more Wonder Woman in here.
User avatar #49 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
but they were garbage...
User avatar #50 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
Eh, you've got an opinion, and I respect that. I don't necessarily agree with it, but you're allowed to think whatever you want.
User avatar #51 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
It's not just my opinion, they were garbage by scientific definition
User avatar #55 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
You calling an animated movie "garbage" is an opinion, one which not everybody shares. Just because you say something is something doesn't make it something. There is no "scientific definition" to an opinion.
User avatar #56 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
No level of martial training would help Damien fight a dude 2o times his weight
User avatar #57 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
It's a comic book adapted animated film. Fiction. Let me tell you about this one dude who can run faster than the speed of light and think about 4 times more quickly than any measurable unit of time some day.

Just don't let anyone explain the Omega Beams from this one alien god of death, that'll really throw you for a loop.
User avatar #58 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
superpowers designed outside of physics

martial training

and I'm the dumb one
User avatar #60 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
Actually, I did some research on that a while back for a comic conversations a friend and I had. Apparently, Damien is a test tube baby of sorts, being born outside his mother's womb, genetically altered to be more perfect than his dad, and there had been some severe enhancements to his body during his young life, including some kind of steroid, I believe. On top of that, he's got non-living clones floating around out there, brain dead, with organs that can be harvested to replace his if they get damaged, which has happened before.

Considering all of the training he personally got from the best killers in the world, on top of all of that, within the confines of the rules set in the comics, it's not inconceivable at all that the kid would hold his own, especially if he aimed at joints and weak points on the body.
User avatar #61 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
Which wasn't at all expounded on in the movie. There, he was just a kid with no superhuman qualities at all.
User avatar #62 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
The movie didn't go into the specifics of his training or enhancements either. It's logical to assume that Talia and Ra's went through similar, if not identical, procedures on Damien.

In the end, it's a work of fiction, and this is turning into a Superman vs Goku level argument lol. How about we call it quits here before someone actually gets mad?
User avatar #63 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
if you need to assume things about a movie, it's bad writing
User avatar #64 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
If you need to be spoon fed every detail to climax your nerdgasm, you're a bad audience.
User avatar #69 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
If I have to read background material to understand a movie, it's bad writing.
User avatar #65 - juter (05/23/2015) [-]
it's a movie. Spoonfeeding is the only way to present it.
User avatar #68 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
Let's face it, the writers took a lot of liberties with the film in deviating from the original comic-- Deathstroke being a prime example. That said, if you're watching the movie, the writing team probably assumes you at least have a passing familiarity with the source material.

Have you ever actually read anything with Damien in it? Son of Batman, his stint with the Titans, Batman and Robin (both with Bruce and Dick) or anything else at all? Hell, Court of the Owls wasn't too long ago, and most of the info I just gave you came out well before that saga and the movies Damien is a part of, which you would have known already if you had read the books.

If you're circlejerking yourself over how unrealistic the movie is compared to real life or lambasting it without reading the comics they're based off of, even if only tenuously, you're wasting time arguing with someone who actually knows what he's talking about.
User avatar #46 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
We do indeed, supes n bats get too much love.
User avatar #47 - kanatana (05/23/2015) [-]
What would make me love everything is a GL movie retelling the Blackest Night story arc. It doesn't have to include everything (because DAMN, that was a big year) but if we could just have a solid hour of super heroes and villains fighting zombie heroes and villains, I'd be perfectly fine with that, no questions asked.
#6 - someoneexplain  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Trick 17 0
User avatar #40 - Woolnuts (05/22/2015) [-]
I would have thought its attached to his head with a wire
User avatar #39 - shnarfshanarf (05/22/2015) [-]
i dabble in magic. mainly cards and such. but ive done quite abit of this kind of stuff. beautifully simple, but when done well really effective. if you reallly want to know i could divulge. but it completely ruins it, and i would recommend not finding out
User avatar #12 - vilememory (05/22/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport How Dogs react to magic.
#10 - illusionexplain (05/22/2015) [-]
I got nothin. I'm pretty sure this guy's an actual wizard.
#3 - Comment deleted 05/21/2015 on Why? 0
#32 - First, you can clean it, second, you could put it over the fir…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Snack hack 0
User avatar #35 - sugoi (05/20/2015) [-]
Alternatively everyone gets to use nice clean freshly bought skewers.
#51 - theism (05/20/2015) [-]
Or you have a special smore rake.
#79 - someoneforamoment (05/20/2015) [-]
Still doesn't solve the problem of flipping over the marshmallows.

Plus, who the hell puts the crackers and chocolate on the fire? The heat from the marshmallows are enough to melt the chocolate just enough that it doesn't get runny and drip off.
#34 - Naked Crackers? I dont like where this is going 05/19/2015 on Band Name +1
#61 - scienceexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Beads 0
User avatar #62 - theruinedsage (05/18/2015) [-]
Metal goes


stuffies goes

User avatar #90 - chrisel (05/18/2015) [-]
Thanks scienceexplain!
#23 - The tigers cubs passed away and they can die from depression f… 05/16/2015 on Tiger -1
#18 - What movie?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on One more month, bitches! 0
#38 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2015) [-]
The original one, not the remake.
#21 - threemany (05/16/2015) [-]
Total Recall
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