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#1164 - **deadmice used "*roll picture*"** **deadmice rolled image ** 08/22/2016 on Roll for a human waifu 0
#100 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on Warhammer 40K: Titans +3
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#101 - solidderking (08/19/2016) [-]
I listend to you and you told me that i cant possible kill that ravenger titan with a single shot.
You still owe my 10 thrones btw
#56 - The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
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#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
#52 - Imperium is used to dealing with swarms. And failing …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
#53 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Yes.

They can just Quantum Warp a bunch of antimatter inside a big ship.

That is why many "small" units are much more popular in the SupCom universe.

Did I mention the fact they can just send an ACU onto a dead world and have a bustling economy up in a few hours?

And the fact that the only human in a solar system-conquering army is the commander who is so heavily modified that their mind is not even corruptible by chaos?

Did I mention the Black Sun system that could likely make the Warp collapse in on itself?
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#56 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't work like that.

But the quantum warp thing sounds like It'd do the job.

If the necrons don't like the supcom stuff they'd probably just start popping stars, but the necrons probably wont give a shit, as their few remaining sentient beings would probably be laughing their asses off at the imperium getting rekt.


The problem I have with SupCom lore is the under-use of everything.

Where are the fortress worlds? Where are the clouds of aircraft that blot out the sun and armies that cover entire continents, kept constantly appraised of enemy ACU gating attempts by an overlapping planet-wide Omni sensor array? Where is the Nukespam capable of glassing a planet on a whim? Where are the quadrillions of Czars that could theoretically be produced per day year on a planet devoted entirely to manufacturing?
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#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
User avatar
#54 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Oh, also Reclamation Beams.

They can pretty much turn anything into usable resources.
#48 - Thats still setting a pretty low bar.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
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#51 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>>#50

mech marine*
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#50 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
I said weakest.

In canon, it takes seven (7) seconds in real time using the most baseline construction facilities to make a fully functional mech marines.

This goes down to barely 1.5 seconds with a proper infrastructure rather than a forward outpost.

And that is not even mentioning the actual units, these are used as scouts and weak support fire.

Some UEF commander actually used twenty of them on a transport to make ghetto gunships when nothing better was available.
#52 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Imperium is used to dealing with swarms.

And failing that they just nuke the place. One planet out of billions is nothing. Can supcom stuff combat space fleets?
#53 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Yes.

They can just Quantum Warp a bunch of antimatter inside a big ship.

That is why many "small" units are much more popular in the SupCom universe.

Did I mention the fact they can just send an ACU onto a dead world and have a bustling economy up in a few hours?

And the fact that the only human in a solar system-conquering army is the commander who is so heavily modified that their mind is not even corruptible by chaos?

Did I mention the Black Sun system that could likely make the Warp collapse in on itself?
User avatar
#56 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't work like that.

But the quantum warp thing sounds like It'd do the job.

If the necrons don't like the supcom stuff they'd probably just start popping stars, but the necrons probably wont give a shit, as their few remaining sentient beings would probably be laughing their asses off at the imperium getting rekt.


The problem I have with SupCom lore is the under-use of everything.

Where are the fortress worlds? Where are the clouds of aircraft that blot out the sun and armies that cover entire continents, kept constantly appraised of enemy ACU gating attempts by an overlapping planet-wide Omni sensor array? Where is the Nukespam capable of glassing a planet on a whim? Where are the quadrillions of Czars that could theoretically be produced per day year on a planet devoted entirely to manufacturing?
User avatar
#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
User avatar
#54 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Oh, also Reclamation Beams.

They can pretty much turn anything into usable resources.
#46 - OK approaching gurren lagaan levels, but without drills. …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
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#47 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
That my friend is the Mech Marine.

Standing at 11.7 meters tall, armed with dual 500mm HE cannons, capable of running at 211.1km/h, and taking 32 shots from its own cannons while retaining full combat functionality, it is the weakest swarm unit available to the United Earth Federation. Supreme Commander Forged Alliance OST  Rhizas Offensive  1080p
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#48 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Thats still setting a pretty low bar.
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#51 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>>#50

mech marine*
User avatar
#50 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
I said weakest.

In canon, it takes seven (7) seconds in real time using the most baseline construction facilities to make a fully functional mech marines.

This goes down to barely 1.5 seconds with a proper infrastructure rather than a forward outpost.

And that is not even mentioning the actual units, these are used as scouts and weak support fire.

Some UEF commander actually used twenty of them on a transport to make ghetto gunships when nothing better was available.
#52 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Imperium is used to dealing with swarms.

And failing that they just nuke the place. One planet out of billions is nothing. Can supcom stuff combat space fleets?
#53 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Yes.

They can just Quantum Warp a bunch of antimatter inside a big ship.

That is why many "small" units are much more popular in the SupCom universe.

Did I mention the fact they can just send an ACU onto a dead world and have a bustling economy up in a few hours?

And the fact that the only human in a solar system-conquering army is the commander who is so heavily modified that their mind is not even corruptible by chaos?

Did I mention the Black Sun system that could likely make the Warp collapse in on itself?
User avatar
#56 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't work like that.

But the quantum warp thing sounds like It'd do the job.

If the necrons don't like the supcom stuff they'd probably just start popping stars, but the necrons probably wont give a shit, as their few remaining sentient beings would probably be laughing their asses off at the imperium getting rekt.


The problem I have with SupCom lore is the under-use of everything.

Where are the fortress worlds? Where are the clouds of aircraft that blot out the sun and armies that cover entire continents, kept constantly appraised of enemy ACU gating attempts by an overlapping planet-wide Omni sensor array? Where is the Nukespam capable of glassing a planet on a whim? Where are the quadrillions of Czars that could theoretically be produced per day year on a planet devoted entirely to manufacturing?
User avatar
#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
User avatar
#54 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Oh, also Reclamation Beams.

They can pretty much turn anything into usable resources.
#44 - The Imperium is fighting against half the galaxy, surviving ag… 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
#43 - The Imperium is fighting against half the galaxy, surviving ag…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... +1
#45 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>Gurren Lagann level stupid

No.

The Dai-Gurren Brigade would shitstomp all over the Imperium, Chaos, the Tau Empire, Craftworld AND Dark Eldar, Necrons, Chaos, and Orks combined, because go fuck yourself we have drills.

Anywhore, even if the reapers could lose to the Imperium, which is not very likely because they are basically giant necrons that never went to sleep, there is still one thing that 1-ups the Imperium.

That one thing... Is this little guy. Guess why.
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#46 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
OK approaching gurren lagaan levels, but without drills.

and wtf is that.
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#47 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
That my friend is the Mech Marine.

Standing at 11.7 meters tall, armed with dual 500mm HE cannons, capable of running at 211.1km/h, and taking 32 shots from its own cannons while retaining full combat functionality, it is the weakest swarm unit available to the United Earth Federation. Supreme Commander Forged Alliance OST  Rhizas Offensive  1080p
User avatar
#48 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Thats still setting a pretty low bar.
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#51 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>>#50

mech marine*
User avatar
#50 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
I said weakest.

In canon, it takes seven (7) seconds in real time using the most baseline construction facilities to make a fully functional mech marines.

This goes down to barely 1.5 seconds with a proper infrastructure rather than a forward outpost.

And that is not even mentioning the actual units, these are used as scouts and weak support fire.

Some UEF commander actually used twenty of them on a transport to make ghetto gunships when nothing better was available.
#52 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Imperium is used to dealing with swarms.

And failing that they just nuke the place. One planet out of billions is nothing. Can supcom stuff combat space fleets?
#53 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Yes.

They can just Quantum Warp a bunch of antimatter inside a big ship.

That is why many "small" units are much more popular in the SupCom universe.

Did I mention the fact they can just send an ACU onto a dead world and have a bustling economy up in a few hours?

And the fact that the only human in a solar system-conquering army is the commander who is so heavily modified that their mind is not even corruptible by chaos?

Did I mention the Black Sun system that could likely make the Warp collapse in on itself?
User avatar
#56 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't work like that.

But the quantum warp thing sounds like It'd do the job.

If the necrons don't like the supcom stuff they'd probably just start popping stars, but the necrons probably wont give a shit, as their few remaining sentient beings would probably be laughing their asses off at the imperium getting rekt.


The problem I have with SupCom lore is the under-use of everything.

Where are the fortress worlds? Where are the clouds of aircraft that blot out the sun and armies that cover entire continents, kept constantly appraised of enemy ACU gating attempts by an overlapping planet-wide Omni sensor array? Where is the Nukespam capable of glassing a planet on a whim? Where are the quadrillions of Czars that could theoretically be produced per day year on a planet devoted entirely to manufacturing?
User avatar
#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
User avatar
#54 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Oh, also Reclamation Beams.

They can pretty much turn anything into usable resources.
#39 - The Imperial Guard has ships the size of small moons.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
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#40 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
The reapers take on the battleforces of entire star systems at a time with numbers easily comparable to the imperial guard and far superior technology.

The smallest Reaper ship is a quarter-kilometer in length, quite believable, however the majority of reapers are several kilometers in length and use mass effect fields to render anything above a certain velocity practically useless. It takes extreme focused fire to take down a Reaper, and the only thing known to reliably punch through Reaper shielding is the cannon of a Reaper, that is, the massively upsized equivalent of a Necron particle ray, forgot the name,
#43 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The Imperium is fighting against half the galaxy, surviving against

Orks - Freakishly strong brutes with ships which consist of multiple asteroids with rockets and gravity fields to crash into planets,
Chaos - crazy cults, mutants and daemons who want to rape, infect, kill, or learn everything,
Eldar - Ancient space elves who live on ships the size of planets
Dark Eldar - as above, but less ships and more rape
Tau - Space Japan, with mecha, rail guns, etc.
Necrons - Even more ancient space skeleton robots who live all over the place. they have the Celestial Orrery, a device which can explode stars with a slight motion of the user.
Tyranids - world eating swarms with bio-ships from outside the galaxy.

All at once. Most of these have void shields or similar, which the Imperial Navy have many ways to deal with

Combined with all manner of warp fuckery, boarding action, nukes, exterminatus (the ability to set a whole planet on fire in a matter of minutes), I don't see the Imperium having trouble. And the OP said the fight was WITHOUT the other threats faced by the imperium

Pic Related is a macro cannon, which fires nuclear shells the size of small buildings. Large ships have dozens of these.

It's not the biggest. They have nova cannons which use magnets to accelerate a 50 meter diameter shell to near the speed of light. The recoil tends to send the ship about as fast in the opposite direction, but still thats not enough. some of them fill the shell with nuclear material or plasma. Others just put a device in there which opens a warp portal which will pull whatever it touches into the warp, cutting into it terminator time machine style.

Even more so if anyone manages to remember what old human tech like the Ark Mechanicus ships can do.

During a warp storm, the Speranza's AI got enabled (AI is a big no-no for the imperium, but it was in there from before), and tranformer'd the ship to open a kilometer long dorsal cannon which fired dark matter to create a black hole. the shot was at the speed of light, the eldar ship somehow dodged it, so the AI said "screw that" and used some long forgotten chronotech to move the eldar ship a split second into the past, putting it in the black hole, because bending time was quicker than firing again. Then the Archmagos's mind burnt out, the AI shut down, and no-one else has figured out what the ship is.

The problem is the Imperium is so OP its stupid. Like Gurren Lagaan style stupid.
#45 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>Gurren Lagann level stupid

No.

The Dai-Gurren Brigade would shitstomp all over the Imperium, Chaos, the Tau Empire, Craftworld AND Dark Eldar, Necrons, Chaos, and Orks combined, because go fuck yourself we have drills.

Anywhore, even if the reapers could lose to the Imperium, which is not very likely because they are basically giant necrons that never went to sleep, there is still one thing that 1-ups the Imperium.

That one thing... Is this little guy. Guess why.
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#46 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
OK approaching gurren lagaan levels, but without drills.

and wtf is that.
User avatar
#47 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
That my friend is the Mech Marine.

Standing at 11.7 meters tall, armed with dual 500mm HE cannons, capable of running at 211.1km/h, and taking 32 shots from its own cannons while retaining full combat functionality, it is the weakest swarm unit available to the United Earth Federation. Supreme Commander Forged Alliance OST  Rhizas Offensive  1080p
User avatar
#48 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Thats still setting a pretty low bar.
User avatar
#51 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
>>#50

mech marine*
User avatar
#50 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
I said weakest.

In canon, it takes seven (7) seconds in real time using the most baseline construction facilities to make a fully functional mech marines.

This goes down to barely 1.5 seconds with a proper infrastructure rather than a forward outpost.

And that is not even mentioning the actual units, these are used as scouts and weak support fire.

Some UEF commander actually used twenty of them on a transport to make ghetto gunships when nothing better was available.
#52 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
Imperium is used to dealing with swarms.

And failing that they just nuke the place. One planet out of billions is nothing. Can supcom stuff combat space fleets?
#53 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Yes.

They can just Quantum Warp a bunch of antimatter inside a big ship.

That is why many "small" units are much more popular in the SupCom universe.

Did I mention the fact they can just send an ACU onto a dead world and have a bustling economy up in a few hours?

And the fact that the only human in a solar system-conquering army is the commander who is so heavily modified that their mind is not even corruptible by chaos?

Did I mention the Black Sun system that could likely make the Warp collapse in on itself?
User avatar
#56 - deadmice (08/15/2016) [-]
The black sun is just an exterminatus equivalent. Warp doesn't work like that.

But the quantum warp thing sounds like It'd do the job.

If the necrons don't like the supcom stuff they'd probably just start popping stars, but the necrons probably wont give a shit, as their few remaining sentient beings would probably be laughing their asses off at the imperium getting rekt.


The problem I have with SupCom lore is the under-use of everything.

Where are the fortress worlds? Where are the clouds of aircraft that blot out the sun and armies that cover entire continents, kept constantly appraised of enemy ACU gating attempts by an overlapping planet-wide Omni sensor array? Where is the Nukespam capable of glassing a planet on a whim? Where are the quadrillions of Czars that could theoretically be produced per day year on a planet devoted entirely to manufacturing?
User avatar
#57 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
There is no under-use.

What you see in-game is the lowest scale of the war imaginable, those guns that fire skyscraper-sized shells are frontier defences.

Also the Black Sun does so much more than Exterminatus.

It kinda works like the Crucible in Mass Effect, but its targeting is a lot better and it can be reused.

If they can stick a Quantum Gate into the webway, they can fuck up the Warp with the black sun.
User avatar
#54 - ruba (08/15/2016) [-]
Oh, also Reclamation Beams.

They can pretty much turn anything into usable resources.
#8 - **deadmice used "*roll picture*"** **deadmice rolled image… 08/15/2016 on Ghost outfit +25