deadfed

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:1/31/2015
Location:Living in a van down by the river
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I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

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#22 - Me to man, Ive always felt the opposite effect of what caffein…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Sexually Attractive 0
User avatar #26 - poutinesalad (15 hours ago) [-]
>>#25
#946 - If a mod sees this and feels like responding, just say whateve… 01/30/2015 on Vocaroo thread! Talk about... 0
#13 - Thats what I was gonna say, his daughter just made him waste a… 01/30/2015 on (untitled) -1
#14 - My brother never learned lower case letters or cursive, his si… 01/30/2015 on save button +1
#120 - Literally none of these. 01/29/2015 on Poll: Whats more important... 0
#56 - However old you are, take that many shots of bleach. 01/29/2015 on how to forget about life 0
#13 - It could, but what hes doing is far safer than what the conten… 01/28/2015 on Trust in the wood 0
#4 - Hes on a man lift.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Trust in the wood 0
#5 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
So the log falling off can't knock his lift down in its downward swing?
#13 - deadfed (01/28/2015) [-]
It could, but what hes doing is far safer than what the content insinuates whats going on.
#30 - Maybe this is why that guy on 4chan only ****** t… 01/28/2015 on fleshlight 0
#10 - Although I like this one best.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on (untitled) +2
#13 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
She is not that hot at all, i don't know what's up with people
#17 - burntpixles (01/27/2015) [-]
Each to their own. Personally I think she's pretty.
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (01/27/2015) [-]
there are times when she looks really hot i.e. in zombieland but then there are other times when she looks like the kind of person to have a fishy vagina.
User avatar #19 - syconess (01/27/2015) [-]
Most accurate comment.
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User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
#26 to #25 - deadfed (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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