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deadfed

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Living in a van down by the river
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1444
Highest Content Rank:#6618
Highest Comment Rank:#1444
Content Thumbs: 118 total,  182 ,  64
Comment Thumbs: 3103 total,  4294 ,  1191
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Content Views:17126
Total Comments Made:1005
FJ Points:2571
I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

latest user's comments

#28 - I was in like kindergarten or first grade and there was this e… 5 hours ago on An Hero +1
#10 - I hardly ever post. Currently Ive got 773 things saved to my f… 8 hours ago on This Shit 0
#8 - Well **** them ************* , they c…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on This Shit 0
User avatar #9 - failtolawl (8 hours ago) [-]
all you have to do is go through new uploads and upload relevant pictures (that make you actually laugh) and then wait for them to go front page.
#10 - deadfed (8 hours ago) [-]
I hardly ever post. Currently Ive got 773 things saved to my favorites, I just dont really bother posting anything. Ive thought about going through them and posting some of the really good ones, but Im lazy.
#52 - I was in seventh grade, I should have had that comprehension b… 12 hours ago on How suppressors work +4
#15 - Yes you have you ******* liar. 17 hours ago on Thumbing down your friend's... 0
#13 - ******** , youve ******* done it.  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Thumbing down your friend's... 0
User avatar #14 - icewraith (17 hours ago) [-]
No autism chan, I haven't. Do you tell everyone that to make yourself feel better?
#15 - deadfed (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes you have you fucking liar.
#2 - Thank you, Im not sure I would have been able to comprehend th…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Girlfriend for sale... +1
User avatar #4 - misskayla (17 hours ago) [-]
captain obvious reporting for duty
#5 - No, youre definitely not the only ******* one. 18 hours ago on Am I the only one who is... 0
#4 - Picture 18 hours ago on butter +3
#6 - Electricity is dangerous folks. 18 hours ago on Pro KS weapons 0

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User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
#26 to #25 - deadfed (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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