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deadfed

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:9/04/2015
Location:Living in a van down by the river
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:653232
Times Content Favorited:933 times
Total Comments Made:1708
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I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

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#3 - I used to do it in gym class. I would wear pajama pants under … 25 minutes ago on When You Need to Poop 0
#3 - You could, but then youd be a flaming homosex. 33 minutes ago on Cats are perfect 0
#6 - South Canada* 1 hour ago on US High School Locker Room 0
#10 - Is this really the society we live in nowadays? Somebody poste… 2 hours ago on Reacting to "proof" of a... 0
#11 - Looks like my b2200, only my truck is old and kinda run down. … 3 hours ago on That One Friend 0
#11 - I tried situps, they didnt agree with me. I did pushups, and l…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Wow Ok R00d 0
User avatar #12 - sorihisis (3 hours ago) [-]
I was puny at the time so I didnt need much room. Nowadays I find myself needing more desk space though
#9 - Inuyasha was why I stayed up till a ******* hour before…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Wow Ok R00d +2
#13 - jiltist (2 hours ago) [-]
Fukai fukai mori no oku ni ima mo kitto
Okizari ni shita kokoro kakushiteru yo
Sagasu hodo no chikara mo naku tsukarehateta
Hitobito wa eien no yami ni kieru
User avatar #10 - sorihisis (3 hours ago) [-]
I spent all of 5th grade jacking off and doing sit ups to keep myself awake until midnight, because I didn't have cable and that's when a local station would air 2 episodes of south park for an hour. I would later have to wake up at 5 because my friends parents would drive us to school on their way to work like at 6
#11 - deadfed (3 hours ago) [-]
I tried situps, they didnt agree with me. I did pushups, and little man in the woods (squat and do jumping jacks) but I had a small room so there wasnt a whole lot of exercises I could do. I got a weight set but didnt have a bench, and to this day Ive only used it a couple of times because theres just no space.
User avatar #12 - sorihisis (3 hours ago) [-]
I was puny at the time so I didnt need much room. Nowadays I find myself needing more desk space though
#7 - Dude, what the **** are you doing still looking at porn… 3 hours ago on Finding a better porn after... 0
#12 - I still have absolutely no idea what the whole gamergate thing…  [+] (6 new replies) 3 hours ago on Why am I not surprised. +1
User avatar #18 - lolollo (24 minutes ago) [-]
It's about ethics in video game journalism.

legitimately...as in...none of that is sarcastic...which is delightfully ironic how sarcastic it still is.
User avatar #17 - kuchikirukia (39 minutes ago) [-]
Gaymergaters were butthurt to find out that anyone had an opinion different than them.
#19 - anon (23 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #13 - artyomthebadass (3 hours ago) [-]
Unethical practices in regards to journalism and companies
#14 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
It was until eveything started turning into death threats and shit posting on both sides. In the end both sides looked stupid and gained nothing.

Sad because i supported it when it started.
User avatar #20 - envinite (10 minutes ago) [-]
The thing about internet fight is that every sides involved are hypocrites who thinks they are better than other sides from the start and if they are not, they will do so soon.
#9 - Im on funnyjunk at 2:30 AM, not much better if at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on too real 0
#11 - Xiiko (1 hour ago) [-]
at least we love eachother here on fj right?

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User avatar #41 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
it says gullible on the ceiling, *****
#42 to #41 - deadfed ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
That jokes as old as your mothers crusty cunt flaps.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
keep your sick fantasies to yourself
#44 to #43 - deadfed ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Well you paint us a very vivid image of yourself and your family.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought I told you to stop stalking me
i'd block you if I wasnt enjoying it so much
User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
User avatar #46 to #25 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
His ball level is -20% amirite
#47 to #46 - deadfed ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
But yours is over 9000.
User avatar #47 to #47 - emptysuperman (04/21/2015) [-]
Hot!!!
#48 to #47 - deadfed ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Ive been thinking about you lately hott stuff.
#26 to #25 - deadfed ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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