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deadfed

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Living in a van down by the river
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Content Ranking:#213
Comment Ranking:#1524
Highest Content Rank:#202
Highest Comment Rank:#1129
Content Thumbs: 12337 total,  13252 ,  915
Comment Thumbs: 3410 total,  5118 ,  1708
Content Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 192 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:514660
Times Content Favorited:783 times
Total Comments Made:1326
FJ Points:11229
I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

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#3 - I cant be the only one who hates the music remixes to webms. T… 5 hours ago on Tower of Gayyyyy -1
#8 - Nope. Wed say, "theyre turban bros".  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on I want off this flight 0
#9 - chimi (47 minutes ago) [-]
more like "turbros"
#11 - Its a non-lethal weapon, so its use can deter attackers. Knive… 5 hours ago on Paprika to the eyes 0
#10 - So people who want to avoid *********** like this can b… 6 hours ago on When trolls have that... 0
#9 - He must have just changed it, it wasnt like that 15 minutes ago. 6 hours ago on When trolls have that... 0
#7 - How can you be? Ive been here since we all learned what trolli…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on When trolls have that... 0
User avatar #8 - adunsaveme (6 hours ago) [-]
yes, it is annoying. that's the point. that's his goal. why make content about it?
#10 - deadfed (6 hours ago) [-]
So people who want to avoid shitposters like this can block him from the get go. I had my fun arguing with him, and now hes blocked.
#17 - Because of the pun, nobodies talking about the fact that this …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Huge Boobs comp +1
#18 - imaginemcgee (4 hours ago) [-]
There have been "comps" with literally 1 picture
#6 - Really? 6 hours ago on how admans stickies feel 0
#2 - You arent making me mad, youre just another **** postin…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on When trolls have that... 0
User avatar #3 - cluckycluckerson (6 hours ago) [-]
You say im not making you mad, when you make content about me and reply to almost all my comments

Dude, I was so fucking hungry earlier,and now im about to explode. You are currently my only source of food.
#7 - You fill me with delight. I genuinely ******* laughed. 7 hours ago on bitchass 0

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User avatar #41 - cluckycluckerson (8 hours ago) [-]
it says gullible on the ceiling, *****
#42 to #41 - deadfed (7 hours ago) [-]
That jokes as old as your mothers crusty cunt flaps.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cluckycluckerson (7 hours ago) [-]
keep your sick fantasies to yourself
#44 to #43 - deadfed (7 hours ago) [-]
Well you paint us a very vivid image of yourself and your family.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cluckycluckerson (7 hours ago) [-]
I thought I told you to stop stalking me
i'd block you if I wasnt enjoying it so much
#38 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi deadfed! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
#40 to #38 - deadfed (03/22/2015) [-]
Im sorry for the hair on the cheese of the burger I made for you, let me switch it out with this delicious omelette instead.
#39 to #38 - deadfed (03/22/2015) [-]
Sorry it took so long, I made this just for you.
User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
User avatar #46 to #25 - cluckycluckerson (6 hours ago) [-]
His ball level is -20% amirite
#26 to #25 - deadfed (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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