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dcooney

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#918
Highest Content Rank:#4306
Highest Comment Rank:#593
Content Thumbs: 2311 total,  2508 ,  197
Comment Thumbs: 7016 total,  7198 ,  182
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:0
Content Views:98459
Times Content Favorited:76 times
Total Comments Made:281
FJ Points:7606

latest user's comments

#2 - Little dude looks nice and ripe for some coconut migration  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Extinct +7
#5 - lurifax (04/05/2015) [-]
sigh
#9 - tfw you couldv'e been eating non-toxic spray paint rather than… 04/05/2015 on Edible Spray Paint +5
#6 - look at all dat funny 04/05/2015 on Best Friend +111
#6 - We've gotta fight for our rights  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Equality +31
User avatar #26 - bible (04/05/2015) [-]
Is...that snacks?
#24 - mystacheisop (04/05/2015) [-]
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY
User avatar #12 - shadowbreech (04/05/2015) [-]
Are you representing Tumblr?
User avatar #8 - fatkidatrecess (04/04/2015) [-]
only you would sleep with op's mom
#13 - Kind of reminds me on Donnie Darko 04/04/2015 on Heavy Metal Fan +2
#8 - Picture 04/04/2015 on Y'all got a cigarette? +2
#9 - I did a paper over Hemingway freshman year of college and disc… 04/04/2015 on Blast from the Past +33
#2 - How dare you deprive me of my citation fix  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Just in time for fat... 0
#3 - emperorstew (04/04/2015) [-]
**emperorstew used "*roll picture*"**
**emperorstew rolled image** sorry. here you go.

COLLABORATORS
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HP: www.hp.com
RODE mics: www.rodemic.com
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Kessler: www.kesslercrane.com
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Special thanks to:
Seth Worley, Andrew Kramer, Dan Trachtenberg, Jordy Wax, Todd Bruno


Written, directed and edited by: Ryan Connolly www.twitter.com/ryan_connolly

Cinematography by: Ryan Booth www.twitter.com/ryanbooth

VFX Supervisor/VFX Artist: Micheal Stark twitter.com/mstarktv

Produced by: Tim Connolly www.twitter.com/tim_connolly

Starring:
Josh Connolly - twitter.com/josh_connolly

Music Composer: Daniel James twitter.com/H2Daniel

Post Production Sound & Sound Design: Rob Krekel - twitter.com/robkrekel

CREW:
Makeup by: Heather Henry
VFX Supervisor/VFX Artist: Micheal Stark twitter.com/mstarktv
CG Supervisor/Lighter: Kevin George
Modeler: Jeff Hardouin
Paint/Cleanup: Mary Poplin
1st AD/Set Dresser: Ashley Connolly
Colorist: Ryan Schroeder twitter.com/ryan_schroeder
Wardrobe/Set Dresser: Amber Quinones
Set Dresser/Production Assistant: Amanda Connolly
Production Assistant: Ondrea Connolly
Grip/Boom op/battle axe holder: Wayne Phillips - twitter.com/alwaysrecord
BTS/Camop: Ryan Polly twitter.com/ryan_polly
#16 - Damn bro, you taking some citation-performance-enhancing drugs…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Truly amazing. 0
#27 - emperorstew (04/04/2015) [-]
**emperorstew used "*roll picture*"**
**emperorstew rolled image** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you made me smile AND laugh. They just popped up when i hit description. too lazy to delete. No drugs here. except for all of them !!!!!!!
#1 - damn that's smooth 04/02/2015 on Autismo +7
#4 - I think it might just be a coincidence, this episode came out …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on It All Makes Sense +8
User avatar #6 - charagrin (04/02/2015) [-]
You misunderstand. MY post was a reference to The Happening, because, you know, killer plants.
#4 - Waiting till midnight when I am officially 21, gonna get nice …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Friday Night, whatcha doing? +19
User avatar #359 - annamerp (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy birthday!
Cake.jpg
#340 - KievLeviathan (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday dchoony
#244 - dawggz (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy brdej faggot, I wish you and HoosierDaddy all the best.
User avatar #224 - HoosierDaddy (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm doing the exact same thing. happy birthday, fellow birthday haver
#51 - badhatharry (03/27/2015) [-]
Have one for me you magnificent cunt. You're only 21 once
User avatar #18 - blakethewizard (03/27/2015) [-]
HAHAHA YOU'RE ONLY 21 XDDDD YOU COULDN'T DRINK UNTIL NOW XDDDD
#8 - crocodilelord (03/27/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday man,
hope you enjoy it
#11 - I turn 21 tomorrow, what should I do for my birthday dadmin?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Mods cheer you up! +1
User avatar #456 - MRfunnyFACE (03/27/2015) [-]
get excited and go to the bar. Then realize that being in a bar is no fun anyway since you don't have friends. Then go back home and spend the rest of the night on fj
User avatar #65 - joshlol (03/27/2015) [-]
spend it on FJ
User avatar #13 - whoozy (03/27/2015) [-]
Lock yourself in, speak to no one and watch movies
#21 - That's Elvis Andrus and Adrian Beltre, shortstop and 3rd base …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on i said i got it! fucks... +40
User avatar #33 - mutantpanda (03/27/2015) [-]
Whenever the Mariners play the Rangers, the highlight is the relationship between Beltre and Felix Hernandez
#77 - Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day an… 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) 0
#72 - that's true, track was the only thing I was good at because al…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) +1
User avatar #76 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
To me the equivalent of this picture would be a guy bench pressing 85kg/185lb as a max. It's not generally impressive by any means but it's the upper limit of average and most people can't do it without at least some training.
User avatar #92 - rhc (03/21/2015) [-]
Come on, 21.86 is quite good for 200m. Surely this guy got at least to districts with a time like that.
User avatar #77 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day and see countless slightly athletic guys reppin 185 then getting overconfident and slapping on 225 only to have it sit on their chest
#69 - My best time was 21.86 for the 200, me on the left  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) +3
#90 - straitedge (03/21/2015) [-]
Filthy track plebs.
Cross Country master-race
#105 - gerfox (03/22/2015) [-]
Whenever I see "cross country" I always think of skiing.
User avatar #70 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
You're definitely not an average funnyjunker though.
User avatar #72 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
that's true, track was the only thing I was good at because all I had to do was run fast and turn left, so any time the discussion comes up I turn into the "jackass glory days, look how good I was in highschool" dude
User avatar #76 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
To me the equivalent of this picture would be a guy bench pressing 85kg/185lb as a max. It's not generally impressive by any means but it's the upper limit of average and most people can't do it without at least some training.
User avatar #92 - rhc (03/21/2015) [-]
Come on, 21.86 is quite good for 200m. Surely this guy got at least to districts with a time like that.
User avatar #77 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day and see countless slightly athletic guys reppin 185 then getting overconfident and slapping on 225 only to have it sit on their chest
#9 - Teaching with tits, You're doing gods work my boy  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Tits and Facts +491
#159 - John Cena (03/18/2015) [-]
Jokes on you all, I didnt absorb any knowledge, I just watched it for the boobs!
User avatar #96 - whimsicalmagnus (03/18/2015) [-]
if you ask me if they used this sort of stuff on teens, we'd have the smartest fucking kids
#161 - John Cena (03/18/2015) [-]
I don't know man, I personally found it kind of hard to concentrate on the facts in this comp...
User avatar #133 - iamaveganpssy (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how e.g. history lessons would be if you'd show pubescent high school boys tits in connection with historical dates etc.
#194 - John Cena (03/18/2015) [-]
easy, you show them clothed tits first, ask the question if right he sees the tits, if wrong he sees a huge black dick.
#203 - John Cena (03/18/2015) [-]
Not sure if pure genius or pure evil
#4 - It's ok lil ***** , you can do it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Please help Admin +54
User avatar #410 - ihatekrauts (03/17/2015) [-]
that pic is a winner
#5 - I want to see a video of the owner petting him and calling him… 03/12/2015 on Hide and seek 0
#33 - Young boy kisses girl at the end of a dance girl runs away… 03/11/2015 on my life +1
#10 - go to 0:48  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2015 on my life +1
User avatar #31 - cannibalcake (03/11/2015) [-]
Video disabled in my country.
Can i have a TL;DR?
User avatar #33 - dcooney (03/11/2015) [-]
Young boy kisses girl at the end of a dance
girl runs away in disgust
boy stands with utter look of defeat
fatass moms sit and laugh
User avatar #17 - assrocket (03/11/2015) [-]
That's a school shooter in the making.
#13 - squeejee (03/11/2015) [-]
What a cunt
#12 - zoroso (03/11/2015) [-]
being laughed at by a bunch of ham-planets on TV

that's rough
#8 - -icles 03/11/2015 on test 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on The jail conspiracy +259
User avatar #37 - TheBigGummyBear (03/11/2015) [-]
when bae says shes a virgin
User avatar #27 - garbleflab (03/11/2015) [-]
Life holds many doors Ed boys
#14 - squeejee (03/11/2015) [-]
I'm a virgin, though
#6 - In one of my human resource classes we learned that you are wa… 03/11/2015 on best teacher +6
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