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dcooney

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Texas
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Content Ranking:#4588
Comment Ranking:#1782
Highest Content Rank:#4306
Highest Comment Rank:#1721
Content Thumbs: 2311 total,  2508 ,  197
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Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:98409
Times Content Favorited:75 times
Total Comments Made:231
FJ Points:5814

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#50 - Can't forget about the bugs in The Lion King  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2015 on 2-D Foods I've Always... +43
#188 - Ken M (01/24/2015) [-]
They had The Lion King ice cream with candy bugs inside back in the day in Norway. Was pretty tits
#236 - SPEK (01/24/2015) [-]
Was about to comment about the same thing. Those gummy bugs inside were amazing.
User avatar #122 - donbionicle (01/24/2015) [-]
Could something like that truly be slimy, yet satisfying?
User avatar #98 - pepperoni (01/24/2015) [-]
That movie is 20 years old.
#3 - Thirst  [+] (11 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Sup FJ +134
#181 - Seanxone (01/22/2015) [-]
Hydration is key
#150 - raidaltamimi (01/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #69 - tranquilizer (01/21/2015) [-]
Hunger
#47 - ykaliber (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - tarekmig (01/21/2015) [-]
It is still grammatically right...
User avatar #72 - baltaismelnais (01/21/2015) [-]
Well, not to consider thrird....
User avatar #84 - tarekmig (01/21/2015) [-]
what is "thirid"
User avatar #85 - tarekmig (01/21/2015) [-]
My bad, I meant "Thrird"
User avatar #59 - ykaliber (01/21/2015) [-]
But, I mean, just look at it. He was obviously trying to get the third post... but he became "thirst".
User avatar #63 - tarekmig (01/21/2015) [-]
You do know that he was joking, right? He just has a thrist for water, chill out mang.
User avatar #65 - ykaliber (01/21/2015) [-]
But then again, even if you were joking, you were right. Just like that 3rd post, fuck these paradoxes man, fuck it.
#112 - When he says "meaning...?" his face ****** kills me 01/21/2015 on Eminem in Germany +2
#8 - After you watch the movie you'll take back that thank you, …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Amurica +9
#9 - ninjasmartie (01/20/2015) [-]
One of my favorite movies is ''A Serbian Film'' so I think I'll be all-right
#15 - applescryatnight (01/20/2015) [-]
...we dont talk about that one here.
User avatar #31 - moloiiiol (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm conflicted now as to whether I should google that movie title to see why its not spoken here...
User avatar #73 - vikingfaen (01/20/2015) [-]
newbornporn m8
#33 - applescryatnight (01/20/2015) [-]
well, it was described to me in detail by a friend who said he enjoyed it.
the basic premise was: DICKS WHERE DICKS SHOULD NEVER GO
User avatar #41 - areancoconut (01/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like my entire childhood.
User avatar #45 - moneyd (01/20/2015) [-]
brutal.gif
#34 - moloiiiol (01/20/2015) [-]
mother of god
#3 - Comment deleted 01/19/2015 on milkmyhair +11
#67243 - Finally found the pic i was looking for 01/17/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#1 - This made me kinda sad 12/25/2014 on My Christmas +174
#8 - He looks like the eHarmony old man 12/25/2014 on one fuck only is givin 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on that +8
#14 - royoten Comment deleted by dcooney
#10191256 - Does 8chans twitter image have something to do with us?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10191278 - mrturferpop (12/16/2014) [-]
It's the colors for GamerGate
User avatar #10191269 - ribocoon (12/16/2014) [-]
Are we actually being acknowledged by based hotwheels?
User avatar #10191258 - unusualmoo (12/16/2014) [-]
Those fucking faggots couldn't even come up with original colors?
#10 - Pretty sure the first person was just catching the other perso…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Worldstar Tweets +1
User avatar #12 - scorcho (12/15/2014) [-]
thanks, now it's clear
#81 - Sleep tight, Pizza 12/13/2014 on sleep tight pizza +1
#1162 - **dcooney rolls 403** 12/12/2014 on New Roll Types 0
#1154 - **dcooney used "*roll pokemon*"** **dcooney rolls Lairon** 12/12/2014 on New Roll Types 0
#52 - While reading the desc I thought this was gonna be a math riddle 12/04/2014 on 10 years 0
#64804 - I think it's just supposed to be a funny picture, maybe someth…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#64839 - yiffcario (11/24/2014) [-]
I have this, but Idk what it is you're talking about.
#67243 - dcooney (01/17/2015) [-]
Finally found the pic i was looking for
#64724 - Does anyone have that one picture of the dude ******* t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #64768 - yiffcario (11/24/2014) [-]
Is it actually porn or is it a joke?
If it's porn, that's a broad description.
User avatar #64804 - dcooney (11/24/2014) [-]
I think it's just supposed to be a funny picture, maybe something from Skyrim, but i just remember a dragon on its back and a naked white dude in between its legs, i am in no way looking for sexual enjoyment from this ha
#64839 - yiffcario (11/24/2014) [-]
I have this, but Idk what it is you're talking about.
#67243 - dcooney (01/17/2015) [-]
Finally found the pic i was looking for
User avatar #64725 - dragontamers (11/23/2014) [-]
That is not very specific.
#34 - You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave 11/22/2014 on how to quit FJ forever +33
#90 - Yup, I would've kept on walking but got lured in by free crap  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Glorious 0
#92 - takaneuva (11/14/2014) [-]
The one time I decide to not look at any of that and hung out at the MSC, I'm gonna be kicking myself about that now.
#2 - The van came to campus a few weeks back and some lady took som…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Glorious +13
#70 - takaneuva (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I was there and I never even gave it a second thought. That was before the Ole Miss game right?
User avatar #90 - dcooney (11/14/2014) [-]
Yup, I would've kept on walking but got lured in by free crap
#92 - takaneuva (11/14/2014) [-]
The one time I decide to not look at any of that and hung out at the MSC, I'm gonna be kicking myself about that now.
#10 - Ken M (11/13/2014) [-]
Gig em!
User avatar #8 - Grom (11/13/2014) [-]
I was like "November 14th? nice try buddy" then I realized it meant the release date for the movie, not the date the picture was taken
I am not a clever man
#10 - I don't think you've looked in to their stuff. Check out their…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on dude perfect 0
#32 - blackjew (11/13/2014) [-]
But why is there a second ball bouncing much closer to him shortly after the one he hits goes through the hoop?
#38 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/13/2014) [-]
Judging by the way that guy was running towards the hoop like that I would assume he threw the ball into the air to celebrate. As for why he was there I guess to throw the ball up to him so if he missed he would be quick to set up for the next shot. The guy at the bottom is the retriever.
#6 - Naw man, all of the Dude Perfect trick shots are actually legi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2014 on dude perfect +6
#19 - Ken M (11/13/2014) [-]
Please. Even if it was a cannon that shot directly they would have hard time to make it. But this?. With the bat and a curve?. No. Not possible. Professional basketball players don't score from faaaar closer, and this should be legitimate?. No.
User avatar #24 - ninjaroo (11/13/2014) [-]
Professional basketball players focus on and have to deal with far more than trick shots.
User avatar #9 - kakacabbage (11/13/2014) [-]
yeah its legit just like this, its crazy!1!! sh he doesnt know its fake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubBXDFtynC0
User avatar #10 - dcooney (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't think you've looked in to their stuff. Check out their website or videos on youtube. They wouldn't have been on SportsCenter or First Take if it was all fake.
#32 - blackjew (11/13/2014) [-]
But why is there a second ball bouncing much closer to him shortly after the one he hits goes through the hoop?
#38 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/13/2014) [-]
Judging by the way that guy was running towards the hoop like that I would assume he threw the ball into the air to celebrate. As for why he was there I guess to throw the ball up to him so if he missed he would be quick to set up for the next shot. The guy at the bottom is the retriever.
#5 - Whoop! 11/13/2014 on dude perfect 0
#1448 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 11/03/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
#28 - Haha that's a great way to put it 10/31/2014 on Snoogans +1
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