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#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Ash +10
#111 - twelveinchessoft (05/10/2013) [-]
There are no brakes
User avatar #10 - bloodbendbros (05/09/2013) [-]
My creepy neighbor Gengar (who may or may not be on the SO list).
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Animal prosthesis +84
#119 - bubbabrent (04/30/2013) [-]
#127 - vietka (04/30/2013) [-]
#15 - Please kill me 04/26/2013 on Stuck +110
#42 - Well my dad is the definition of a train fanatic, so he's taug…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on GENIUS +17
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Obviously it's dead, there's a fucking brick wall over it.
User avatar #65 - roninneko (04/24/2013) [-]
beat me to it
User avatar #104 - owmyanus (04/24/2013) [-]
But is your dad a train fanatic?
User avatar #106 - roninneko (04/24/2013) [-]
No. I'm just good at science.
#188 - Karl in Slingblade voices my opinion while talking to Vaughan-… 04/21/2013 on Gay Marriage +2
#4 - well crap, i was unaware  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on /b/ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #5 - angreif (04/18/2013) [-]
ol, yeah, he was annoyed by that type of shit. it's why the guy laughed at dubs on 4chan
#2 - Someone better have had dubs, and he better have followed through  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on /b/ in a nutshell +2
User avatar #6 - ferferlam (04/18/2013) [-]
The thread also 404'd
User avatar #3 - angreif (04/18/2013) [-]
you realized moot removed dubs right? it just skips the numbers
User avatar #4 - dcooney (04/18/2013) [-]
well crap, i was unaware
User avatar #5 - angreif (04/18/2013) [-]
ol, yeah, he was annoyed by that type of shit. it's why the guy laughed at dubs on 4chan
#49 - Posts or no posts, whatever race or reigion, everyone should k…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon -2
#60 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/16/2013) [-]
Don't intend to piss you off, friend, but you might want to look up some theodicies. There are very reasonable answers to this objection. Just sayin. No need to be hatin.
#8 - bored~board~plank, yes? 04/15/2013 on Who is bored? 0
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on :( +5
User avatar #61 - ninjapuppies (04/13/2013) [-]
I've got a tree she could sit on
#131 - Sounds like a ****** sleepover  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on bloody mary +3
#134 - itsfreecola (04/13/2013) [-]
#71 - If they did it in the bible, it's not a sin 04/12/2013 on I'm a Christian and I laughed -3
#110 - What taco bell really does 04/12/2013 on This is what Taco Bell does... +19
#20 - *********** . Prawn But, with a lil more …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Pron +1
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#8 - Whether you're drinking for taste of just to get drunk, PBR is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on And now we play the waiting... -1
User avatar #13 - charredenay (04/09/2013) [-]
I drink PBR because it's all that I can afford.
#24 - Picture 04/08/2013 on Food by design +2
#84 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Punchline Goes Here +53
#81 - Comment deleted 04/07/2013 on WubWubWub +3
#33 - Picture 04/04/2013 on Fuck. +6
#25 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2013 on my take on the equality thingy +112
User avatar #51 - megashot (03/30/2013) [-]
was that really nescessery
User avatar #41 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/30/2013) [-]
You do know what image OP was referencing, don't you? If you don't, google "Goatse"
User avatar #50 - kkitkat (03/30/2013) [-]
Note to everyone, don't do it with family around, big mistake!
User avatar #26 - letsdothisthing (03/30/2013) [-]
b&
#39 - decoyoctopus (03/30/2013) [-]
This image has expired
why? i see nothing wrong here. All's i see is a rather crude drawing of an Atretochoana eiselti, the indigenous "Floppy Snake" of Brazil...
#22 - Comment deleted 03/30/2013 on Love Those Windy Spring Days 0
#98 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Bioshock Logic +19
#118 - necroshiz Comment deleted by dcooney
#19 - Did you ask your parents permission before using the internet?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on oh, cool -5
User avatar #26 - Sethorein (03/25/2013) [-]
the show is pretty old....
User avatar #24 - richardastley (03/25/2013) [-]
lol Best comment I've read today. You are awesome, sir.
User avatar #20 - pianoasis (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember the show.. that a crime?
#59 - Perhaps there was no car, and he simply dropped a coconut on h…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/21/2013 on What? +16
#144 - mrcocoabeans (03/21/2013) [-]
damn sparrow flew away with my coconut!
User avatar #60 - zomaru (03/21/2013) [-]
A Bird? Carrying a Coconut? Preposterous.
#63 - thefasrdog has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
It could grip it by the husk!
#65 - sonewitsfunny (03/21/2013) [-]
well what type of swallow is it?!
User avatar #68 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
... what? I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
User avatar #64 - thefasrdog (03/21/2013) [-]
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
#149 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/21/2013) [-]
exactly! like a 100kg person can't carry a 150kg weight!
#67 - frijoles (03/21/2013) [-]
what if two swallows carried it by a string?
User avatar #66 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
... Well, it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
User avatar #69 - bronzerdoodle (03/21/2013) [-]
Well! Was it African or European?
User avatar #70 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
Oh yes! An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory...
#19 - Separated at birth?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on cat gets run over by a truck +3
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2013) [-]
From the way the shadow hits the bird, I always thought he magically warped to his left.
Now I finally understand the bus was turning.
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