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Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Texas
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#131 - Sounds like a shitty sleepover  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on bloody mary +3
#134 - itsfreecola (04/13/2013) [-]
#71 - If they did it in the bible, it's not a sin 04/12/2013 on I'm a Christian and I laughed -3
#110 - What taco bell really does 04/12/2013 on This is what Taco Bell does... +19
#20 - Niggerprawn. Prawn But, with a lil more nigger  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Pron +1
#25 - anderplant has deleted their comment.
#8 - Whether you're drinking for taste of just to get drunk, PBR is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on And now we play the waiting... -1
User avatar #13 - charredenay (04/09/2013) [-]
I drink PBR because it's all that I can afford.
#24 - Picture 04/08/2013 on Food by design +2
#84 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Punchline Goes Here +53
#81 - Comment deleted 04/07/2013 on WubWubWub +3
#33 - Picture 04/04/2013 on Fuck. +6
#25 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2013 on my take on the equality thingy +112
User avatar #51 - megashot (03/30/2013) [-]
was that really nescessery
User avatar #41 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/30/2013) [-]
You do know what image OP was referencing, don't you? If you don't, google "Goatse"
User avatar #50 - kkitkat (03/30/2013) [-]
Note to everyone, don't do it with family around, big mistake!
User avatar #26 - letsdothisthing (03/30/2013) [-]
b&
#39 - decoyoctopus (03/30/2013) [-]
This image has expired
why? i see nothing wrong here. All's i see is a rather crude drawing of an Atretochoana eiselti, the indigenous "Floppy Snake" of Brazil...
#22 - Comment deleted 03/30/2013 on Love Those Windy Spring Days 0
#98 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Bioshock Logic +19
#118 - necroshiz Comment deleted by dcooney
#19 - Did you ask your parents permission before using the internet?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on oh, cool -5
User avatar #26 - Sethorein (03/25/2013) [-]
the show is pretty old....
User avatar #24 - richardastley (03/25/2013) [-]
lol Best comment I've read today. You are awesome, sir.
User avatar #20 - pianoasis (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember the show.. that a crime?
#59 - Perhaps there was no car, and he simply dropped a coconut on h…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/21/2013 on What? +16
#144 - mrcocoabeans (03/21/2013) [-]
damn sparrow flew away with my coconut!
User avatar #60 - zomaru (03/21/2013) [-]
A Bird? Carrying a Coconut? Preposterous.
#63 - thefasrdog has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
It could grip it by the husk!
#65 - sonewitsfunny (03/21/2013) [-]
well what type of swallow is it?!
User avatar #68 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
... what? I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
User avatar #64 - thefasrdog (03/21/2013) [-]
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
#149 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
exactly! like a 100kg person can't carry a 150kg weight!
#67 - frijoles (03/21/2013) [-]
what if two swallows carried it by a string?
User avatar #66 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
... Well, it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
User avatar #69 - bronzerdoodle (03/21/2013) [-]
Well! Was it African or European?
User avatar #70 - angelmatvey (03/21/2013) [-]
Oh yes! An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory...
#19 - Separated at birth?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on cat gets run over by a truck +3
#64 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
From the way the shadow hits the bird, I always thought he magically warped to his left.
Now I finally understand the bus was turning.
#7 - This chick is about to pinch out a surprise for mommy 03/18/2013 on Sounds about right +50
#380 - The dash was relocated. I don't like that. 03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel -1
#46 - Picture 02/28/2013 on Calm down there Satan +4
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Wormholes +27
#13 - keemaun has deleted their comment.
#222 - Dammit I was born and lived in Joplin until I was 7, then move…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on More surprising facts! +9
#392 - BoxerBinTin (02/14/2013) [-]
or maybe tornado-d
#61 - My immediate thought 02/09/2013 on Asian gymnast +1
#36 - He should just do the ol Sons of Anarchy maneuver 12/24/2012 on What my Catholic dad wanna... 0
#6 - Picture 12/13/2012 on High as a... +2
#712 - So you're trying to make an argument that Canada is not part o… 12/12/2012 on American milk 0
#658 - But...but Canada is in America Be gentle I'm from Texas  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on American milk 0
#703 - xxxansweredxxx (12/12/2012) [-]
No sir. Canada is in the continent North America. Not the United State of America.


Canada uses the Metric System. We use Imperial.

Picture totally unrelated.
User avatar #712 - dcooney (12/12/2012) [-]
So you're trying to make an argument that Canada is not part of America? Because I'm pretty sure America is the term for the whole, and is separated into a North and South.
User avatar #670 - themachineusmc (12/12/2012) [-]
TEXAS?!?!?! The only thing that comes fro Texas are Steers and Queers!!!! And I dont see no horns on you so that narrows it down!!!




love that movie: Fullmetal Jacket
User avatar #809 - undeadwill (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm a steer and queer. You fucking called nigga?
#675 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
*and you dont much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
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