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dcooney

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Texas
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Comment Ranking:#914
Highest Content Rank:#4306
Highest Comment Rank:#593
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:98459
Times Content Favorited:76 times
Total Comments Made:281
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#3 - ***** I'd rake the lawn every day if my dog was having … 05/27/2015 on Doge +8
#2 - Do I smell bacon?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Uplifting Admin +24
User avatar #6 - elijahhaha (05/27/2015) [-]
with or without wings.
#8 - tbeaz (05/27/2015) [-]
Oh, man. Nice to see the Old Guard is still around.
User avatar #12 - lmOldGreg (05/27/2015) [-]
That was like 1 or 2 years ago bruh. Don't get all nostalgic on us just yet
User avatar #24 - elijahhaha (05/28/2015) [-]
From about 4 and a bit years ago if I remember right.
User avatar #16 - nustix (05/27/2015) [-]
Nope it's from longer ago. I have been around here for 3 years and it wasn't thought of when I was around.
User avatar #9 - TheAwesomestKyle (05/27/2015) [-]
"back in my day..."
User avatar #3 - turkishfuck (05/27/2015) [-]
ahhh vintage stuff right here
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Country Sizes +70
User avatar #94 - djequalizee (05/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - sixty (05/27/2015) [-]
Mississippi?
#3 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Country Sizes +14
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Country Sizes +84
#77 - AnomynousUser (05/27/2015) [-]
How I view Texas.
#11 - mymommasallama (05/27/2015) [-]
get your facts straight
#1 - *SJW detector  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Jurassic Park +95
User avatar #10 - komandantmirkoo (05/27/2015) [-]
i think your sjw detector is faulty.

the steps are clearly too fast for an sjw
#1 - The only juggalo related thing I like is that episode of Workaholics 05/26/2015 on Juggaloos +27
#12 - Excellent as always 05/26/2015 on Choo Choo Motherfucker +7
#4 - "Oh that takes me back" 05/26/2015 on Bad water canon! Bad! +32
#2 - I'd like to toss him and Red Forman in a room together  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on being yourself +31
User avatar #5 - nywrestler (05/26/2015) [-]
Someone's ass would end up with a foot in it. That much I am sure of.
#5 - I agree, that girl is the cute kind of ditzy and those guys do…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on First Date +1
User avatar #6 - velutluna (05/26/2015) [-]
I also like the Blonde with the button nose..and Quinta. I know her short girl problems.
User avatar #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
Quinta, Eugene and Keith are my favorites, they're hilarious. Zach has a huge package btw, whenever the guys try stuff on he's about to rip the seems. Also the pretty burnette looks like a cuter verious of the girl in 50 shades of grey.
User avatar #22 - velutluna (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually think they played on how well she looked like her so they did a parody of it. Zach is the one with the glasses right? He looks really pretty as a girl. Keith is just so happy about everything and I think I died when they did Eugene in Drag and then Eugene doing the K-Pop. You know he drowns in pussy like every night xD
User avatar #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/27/2015) [-]
when they did the 50 shades thing I liked eugene and quintina together. she's so little but she's a dom
#3 - reminds me of this gem 05/26/2015 on I know I’m horrible for... +53
#2 - Who you gonna call?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2015 on They don't write comedies... +8
User avatar #10 - psychadelicace (05/26/2015) [-]
**psychadelicace rolled user lotengo ** this guy
User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia rolled user shiftyscent **
#5 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
#6 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
but thou must
#13 - akulakhan (05/26/2015) [-]
I've been looking for this webm for ages, you have my gratitude.
#7 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
#8 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
#9 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
Well, I can't argue with that.
User avatar #3 - iamdetox (05/26/2015) [-]
Glorious leader Admin
#2 - All their **** lately is "Guys try having boobs/we…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2015 on First Date +24
User avatar #20 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
I love the try guys...
#15 - ygdosst (05/26/2015) [-]
>Try having boobs
Why are they making challenges they know can't physically happen?
If I somehow was a chick for a day, I'd gladly take them up on all their bullshit

Wearing thongs? Bitch, do you know what I'd do for it to be socially acceptable to wear clothing that essentially jacks jills? me off in public?
Waxing? Y'all niggas don't know how I get off on pain like that.
Having tits? Bitch I already have cronic back pain
High Heels? Fuck that I can do a flip on a trampoline in them. Made 20$ on a bet. Hoes don't know how to walk on the balls of their toes instead of thumping their heels to the ground like a Neanderthal. No offense to neanderthals
Google "High Heel Backflip" you know what the first result is? A Drag Queen, a Dude.

They think they got it fukken hard, but that's because they don't think at all in how to solve their problems. It's all Autohypnosis and Spacial Thinking, apparently shit that women are terrible at according to whatever clinical trials my psych textbook was based on. Ironically. All those talk show cunts do is complain in hopes of gaining social empathy instead of physically fixing their problems, and then get offended out of jealosy when someone actually fucking solves it.

I would laugh until the day I die if a man could be a better woman then actual women according to the standards of those gossiping rich skanks.

Sorry for the rant, but I feel ya. Nothing pisses me off more than talk shows run by idiots who don't know a fucking thing except for the fact that their bank account is larger than most cities' budgets.
User avatar #4 - velutluna (05/26/2015) [-]
I like her bff though. She is an adorable brunette. I love the Tryguys...mainly because Keith is hilarious and Eugene is fine as fuck..but yeah..buzzfeed has become rather sjw as of late
User avatar #5 - dcooney (05/26/2015) [-]
I agree, that girl is the cute kind of ditzy and those guys do make some hilarious videos
User avatar #6 - velutluna (05/26/2015) [-]
I also like the Blonde with the button nose..and Quinta. I know her short girl problems.
User avatar #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
Quinta, Eugene and Keith are my favorites, they're hilarious. Zach has a huge package btw, whenever the guys try stuff on he's about to rip the seems. Also the pretty burnette looks like a cuter verious of the girl in 50 shades of grey.
User avatar #22 - velutluna (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually think they played on how well she looked like her so they did a parody of it. Zach is the one with the glasses right? He looks really pretty as a girl. Keith is just so happy about everything and I think I died when they did Eugene in Drag and then Eugene doing the K-Pop. You know he drowns in pussy like every night xD
User avatar #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/27/2015) [-]
when they did the 50 shades thing I liked eugene and quintina together. she's so little but she's a dom
#1 - this is gold every time it's posted 05/26/2015 on Ass Kicking +80
#4 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Face on Face +2
#3 - Comment deleted 05/21/2015 on Face on Face 0
#2 - Picture 05/21/2015 on This Cosplay Has Very Good... +61
#2 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Love me some +9
#5 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +15
#4 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +1
#3 - Creed was always my favorite character 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +6
#3 - Praise be to Mike Judge for blessing us with the glorious show…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on hank +28
User avatar #19 - Mawxter (05/22/2015) [-]
I really wanted to like the show, but Peggy just flat out ruined it for me.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah.. Peggy and her self-righteous, pretentious, asinine bullshit.
Every Peggy-centric episode is just dull and annoying.
#25 - Quality comedy deserves laughs, explain to me how you think th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on robin -5
#39 - John Cena (05/21/2015) [-]
Either it is all okay, or none of it is. Now fuck off
User avatar #53 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/21/2015) [-]
If it's more funny than sad, it's ok.



This was a bad joke, and you should feel bad. If you can think of a better dead Robin Williams joke, it would be better.
#2 - I understand it gives viewers a better view on just how bad we…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/20/2015 on green screen news +84
#44 - johnrocks (05/21/2015) [-]
#29 - John Cena (05/21/2015) [-]
You see, meteorology is not actually a science, it's magic. The news stations send out weathermen during bad storms as sacrifices in an effort to please the gods of weather so they won't destroy the city.
#26 - thizzen (05/21/2015) [-]
why didn't he go all steve irwin on that hurricane?
#16 - John Cena (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't think the post is saying all of the news is like that - just that it happens sometimes.
#14 - theroyjenkins (05/21/2015) [-]
But..why wasn't the camera man falling down..
User avatar #49 - seras (05/21/2015) [-]
He was inside the building, most likely.
User avatar #9 - ryuggu (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm really curious what would happen if he just jumped.
#23 - John Cena (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm really curious what would happen if you tried for once in your life to stop sucking cocks.
User avatar #48 - ryuggu (05/21/2015) [-]
why don't you try yourself?
#7 - gainedlildevil (05/21/2015) [-]
Jesus... someone should make a cringe comp out of youtube comments
User avatar #52 - dsendz (05/21/2015) [-]
In their defense "put some skates on that man" was a little funny.
User avatar #30 - vivjames (05/21/2015) [-]
How is your YouTube layout black?
User avatar #38 - zzRedzz (05/21/2015) [-]
Probably Magic Actions For Youtube extension
User avatar #18 - ugoboom (05/21/2015) [-]
Or just use AlienTube
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