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dcooney

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Texas
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Content Ranking:#10346
Comment Ranking:#1017
Highest Content Rank:#4306
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Content Views:98432
Times Content Favorited:75 times
Total Comments Made:272
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#2 - I'd like to toss him and Red Forman in a room together  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on being yourself +30
User avatar #5 - nywrestler (16 hours ago) [-]
Someone's ass would end up with a foot in it. That much I am sure of.
#5 - I agree, that girl is the cute kind of ditzy and those guys do…  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on First Date +1
User avatar #6 - velutluna (18 hours ago) [-]
I also like the Blonde with the button nose..and Quinta. I know her short girl problems.
User avatar #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
Quinta, Eugene and Keith are my favorites, they're hilarious. Zach has a huge package btw, whenever the guys try stuff on he's about to rip the seems. Also the pretty burnette looks like a cuter verious of the girl in 50 shades of grey.
User avatar #22 - velutluna (12 hours ago) [-]
I actually think they played on how well she looked like her so they did a parody of it. Zach is the one with the glasses right? He looks really pretty as a girl. Keith is just so happy about everything and I think I died when they did Eugene in Drag and then Eugene doing the K-Pop. You know he drowns in pussy like every night xD
User avatar #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
when they did the 50 shades thing I liked eugene and quintina together. she's so little but she's a dom
#3 - reminds me of this gem 05/26/2015 on I know I’m horrible for... +53
#2 - Who you gonna call?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2015 on They don't write comedies... +8
User avatar #10 - psychadelicace (05/26/2015) [-]
**psychadelicace rolled user lotengo ** this guy
User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia rolled user shiftyscent **
#5 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
#6 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
but thou must
#13 - akulakhan (20 hours ago) [-]
I've been looking for this webm for ages, you have my gratitude.
#7 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
#8 - vorarephilia (05/26/2015) [-]
#9 - shiftyscent (05/26/2015) [-]
Well, I can't argue with that.
User avatar #3 - iamdetox (05/26/2015) [-]
Glorious leader Admin
#2 - All their **** lately is "Guys try having boobs/we…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2015 on First Date +24
User avatar #20 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
I love the try guys...
#15 - ygdosst (13 hours ago) [-]
>Try having boobs
Why are they making challenges they know can't physically happen?
If I somehow was a chick for a day, I'd gladly take them up on all their bullshit

Wearing thongs? Bitch, do you know what I'd do for it to be socially acceptable to wear clothing that essentially jacks jills? me off in public?
Waxing? Y'all niggas don't know how I get off on pain like that.
Having tits? Bitch I already have cronic back pain
High Heels? Fuck that I can do a flip on a trampoline in them. Made 20$ on a bet. Hoes don't know how to walk on the balls of their toes instead of thumping their heels to the ground like a Neanderthal. No offense to neanderthals
Google "High Heel Backflip" you know what the first result is? A Drag Queen, a Dude.

They think they got it fukken hard, but that's because they don't think at all in how to solve their problems. It's all Autohypnosis and Spacial Thinking, apparently shit that women are terrible at according to whatever clinical trials my psych textbook was based on. Ironically. All those talk show cunts do is complain in hopes of gaining social empathy instead of physically fixing their problems, and then get offended out of jealosy when someone actually fucking solves it.

I would laugh until the day I die if a man could be a better woman then actual women according to the standards of those gossiping rich skanks.

Sorry for the rant, but I feel ya. Nothing pisses me off more than talk shows run by idiots who don't know a fucking thing except for the fact that their bank account is larger than most cities' budgets.
User avatar #4 - velutluna (18 hours ago) [-]
I like her bff though. She is an adorable brunette. I love the Tryguys...mainly because Keith is hilarious and Eugene is fine as fuck..but yeah..buzzfeed has become rather sjw as of late
User avatar #5 - dcooney (18 hours ago) [-]
I agree, that girl is the cute kind of ditzy and those guys do make some hilarious videos
User avatar #6 - velutluna (18 hours ago) [-]
I also like the Blonde with the button nose..and Quinta. I know her short girl problems.
User avatar #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
Quinta, Eugene and Keith are my favorites, they're hilarious. Zach has a huge package btw, whenever the guys try stuff on he's about to rip the seems. Also the pretty burnette looks like a cuter verious of the girl in 50 shades of grey.
User avatar #22 - velutluna (12 hours ago) [-]
I actually think they played on how well she looked like her so they did a parody of it. Zach is the one with the glasses right? He looks really pretty as a girl. Keith is just so happy about everything and I think I died when they did Eugene in Drag and then Eugene doing the K-Pop. You know he drowns in pussy like every night xD
User avatar #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
when they did the 50 shades thing I liked eugene and quintina together. she's so little but she's a dom
#1 - this is gold every time it's posted 05/26/2015 on Ass Kicking +80
#4 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Face on Face +2
#3 - Comment deleted 05/21/2015 on Face on Face 0
#2 - Picture 05/21/2015 on This Cosplay Has Very Good... +61
#2 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Love me some +9
#5 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +15
#4 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +1
#3 - Creed was always my favorite character 05/21/2015 on Blood everywhere +6
#3 - Praise be to Mike Judge for blessing us with the glorious show…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on hank +28
User avatar #19 - Mawxter (05/22/2015) [-]
I really wanted to like the show, but Peggy just flat out ruined it for me.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah.. Peggy and her self-righteous, pretentious, asinine bullshit.
Every Peggy-centric episode is just dull and annoying.
#25 - Quality comedy deserves laughs, explain to me how you think th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on robin -5
#39 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
Either it is all okay, or none of it is. Now fuck off
User avatar #53 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/21/2015) [-]
If it's more funny than sad, it's ok.



This was a bad joke, and you should feel bad. If you can think of a better dead Robin Williams joke, it would be better.
#2 - I understand it gives viewers a better view on just how bad we…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/20/2015 on green screen news +84
#44 - johnrocks (05/21/2015) [-]
#29 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
You see, meteorology is not actually a science, it's magic. The news stations send out weathermen during bad storms as sacrifices in an effort to please the gods of weather so they won't destroy the city.
#26 - thizzen (05/21/2015) [-]
why didn't he go all steve irwin on that hurricane?
#16 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't think the post is saying all of the news is like that - just that it happens sometimes.
#14 - theroyjenkins (05/21/2015) [-]
But..why wasn't the camera man falling down..
User avatar #49 - seras (05/21/2015) [-]
He was inside the building, most likely.
User avatar #9 - ryuggu (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm really curious what would happen if he just jumped.
#23 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm really curious what would happen if you tried for once in your life to stop sucking cocks.
User avatar #48 - ryuggu (05/21/2015) [-]
why don't you try yourself?
#7 - gainedlildevil (05/21/2015) [-]
Jesus... someone should make a cringe comp out of youtube comments
User avatar #52 - dsendz (05/21/2015) [-]
In their defense "put some skates on that man" was a little funny.
User avatar #30 - vivjames (05/21/2015) [-]
How is your YouTube layout black?
User avatar #38 - zzRedzz (05/21/2015) [-]
Probably Magic Actions For Youtube extension
User avatar #18 - ugoboom (05/21/2015) [-]
Or just use AlienTube
#6 - ************ had to have been on some dank drugs back then  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Kets +23
#7 - soulkiller (05/20/2015) [-]
They took a lot of ergot back then
#2 - good joke, jackass  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on robin +164
#33 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
i actualy have autism, fuck me right? you dont have to care that i hardly can get a laugh out of this site because i keep seeing people disrespecting autists, but honestly it fucking hurts that it's used as an insult, since i'm annon i'm going to be completly honest and tell you, i'm not sad because some people use autism as an insult, i'm sad because i used to like comming on FJ and look at funny post, now i'm either being harrased by edgy atheists or being reminded so many of you are disrespectfull or just mean, again i'm not mad at all, i'm fucking sad, but then again i'm just an autist, why care for my feelings or thoughts
#23 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
so we can laugh at the death of some people but if we do it to others it's being a jackass?
Can we please just learn to take our own jokes
User avatar #25 - dcooney (05/21/2015) [-]
Quality comedy deserves laughs, explain to me how you think that's worthy of a laugh you fucking anon
#39 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
Either it is all okay, or none of it is. Now fuck off
User avatar #53 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/21/2015) [-]
If it's more funny than sad, it's ok.



This was a bad joke, and you should feel bad. If you can think of a better dead Robin Williams joke, it would be better.
#9 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
you rustled ?
#3 - gotta go fast  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Freedom! +449
#60 - yusomad (05/21/2015) [-]
#8 - Nice, I go to A&M but I'm from Gainesville so I've spent a… 05/17/2015 on Books 0
#2 - I've actually been there, place called Recycled in Denton, TX.…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Books +12
#16 - rollfourexplain (05/17/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,994**

I'm pretty sure the second line is some sort of Lord of The Rings language.

Pretty cool. If there's more to this mention me as well.
User avatar #18 - msparta (05/18/2015) [-]
That roll is pretty dang close
User avatar #15 - HUH (05/17/2015) [-]
The very bottom symbol look slike something from lord of the rings or something. Or possibly Hebrew, something occult. The second line looks like gaelic or something like that. Quite possibly the second and third lines are "find me" in other languages or a replacement script.
User avatar #9 - foelkera (05/17/2015) [-]
The mark at the bottom seems familiar to me

Second line from the bottom appears to be a runic alphabet - I'm really reaching with my translation, but I'm getting "(M/Z)K ThT(G/D/M)(N/I/E)"

I have no idea what any of this means. Good luck!
#11 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
They all say find me. It's not uncommon to find runes written backwards like that.
User avatar #7 - dsendz (05/17/2015) [-]
If you find out more mention me please
User avatar #5 - sonofposeidon (05/17/2015) [-]
I go to school at UNT, I was just there this week!
#14 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
Did you graduate yesterday? My apartments are right next to campus and the UNT cops fucking shut down eagle like a bunch of assholes so I had to drive through the middle of campus (took 20 minutes cause your parents suck at using stop signs so they had cops with glowing fucksticks directing them like a herd of tards), double back, and get on the highway for no other reason than college graduates being unable to cross the street without a *literal* bus barricade.
Also your parents can't park for shit.
/rant
User avatar #8 - dcooney (05/17/2015) [-]
Nice, I go to A&M but I'm from Gainesville so I've spent a lot of time in Denton. I know quite a few people at UNT
#4 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
To me it looks more like a type of sigil. keep your eyes peeled there there may be more.
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#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on why do you lift? +26
#5 - zaffy (05/15/2015) [-]
Here. Take this.
#7 - First one was made by someone from the University of Texas to … 05/15/2015 on Breaking News comp 0
#10 - I like L.A. Beast way more than Shoenice, that dude is ***…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on What a beautiful world we... +3
#14 - scrappaboi (05/14/2015) [-]
Shits funny as fuck, but i kinda feel bad for the guy. You gotta be pretty fucked up in the head to eat some of that shit
User avatar #18 - lmOldGreg (05/14/2015) [-]
I watched a documentary on him. He used to eat all kinds of shit in school too... drank vinegar etc.
#12 - crosskill (05/14/2015) [-]
Is that fucking Denny?
#11 - Picture 05/14/2015 on Nailed it! +5
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