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dcooney

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Texas
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Highest Content Rank:#4306
Highest Comment Rank:#593
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#6 - The mighty white whale hath been slain  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Bitch vs Meninist +354
#38 - MisfitsFan (06/02/2015) [-]
Obligitory
#3 - Crocodile Rock - Elton John, killer dance song 06/02/2015 on System of A Down syndrome +1
#1 - Man I was expecting his head to pop like a watermelon, safety …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Safety ain't gay +451
#15 - Rascal (06/02/2015) [-]
eh even without his helmet he would be fine, humans are pretty durable, we just make machines that can split us up instantly which is why we feel so fragile
User avatar #72 - killerliquid (06/03/2015) [-]
the back of the skull is thinner than the front

that impact would have sent shards of bone into his brain killing him or blinding him in the best case scenario
#45 - ijustwannaplay (06/03/2015) [-]
vid.me/ScCX from /r/watchpeopledie
User avatar #33 - shenro (06/02/2015) [-]
dude, people die from getting hit by cars and hitting their heads on the concrete the same way this guy did, i doubt he would have gotten off fine without the helmet.
#26 - Rascal (06/02/2015) [-]
Did you even see how fast his head hit the ground? That shit would knock your brain against your skull and give you moderate-severe concussion.
User avatar #6 - kibbleking (06/02/2015) [-]
>>#2
#5 - kibbleking has deleted their comment.
#4 - Ya it does suck, what you're saying is right which is a damn shame  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2015 on best neeson. +3
#9 - bann (05/31/2015) [-]
It's the same reason restaurants throw out all extra food at the end of the night instead of donating it, because of liability. Laws make things stable, but they aren't always sensible.
#7 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
And how does getting to spend a week on the International Space Station suck again?
#8 - bann (05/31/2015) [-]
No died icecream
#6 - My great uncle worked directly under Mike Huckabee for the Ark… 05/30/2015 on self fulfilling prophecy +3
#1 - First two times reading I thought it meant they'd be consuming…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Die +56
User avatar #13 - mutzaki (05/30/2015) [-]
Have you seen so many tumblr posts that you don't recognize commas anymore?
#2 - lexoheight (05/30/2015) [-]
Yeah you figured out the joke, good for you
#2 - Watch a good friend of mine get attacked by an older asshole i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2015 on best neeson. +26
#3 - bann (05/30/2015) [-]
It sucks, but if the school takes a side in any case, they're open to so much legal liability. Not that that's right, but it is sensible.
User avatar #4 - dcooney (05/30/2015) [-]
Ya it does suck, what you're saying is right which is a damn shame
#9 - bann (05/31/2015) [-]
It's the same reason restaurants throw out all extra food at the end of the night instead of donating it, because of liability. Laws make things stable, but they aren't always sensible.
#7 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
And how does getting to spend a week on the International Space Station suck again?
#8 - bann (05/31/2015) [-]
No died icecream
#3 - Poland inside France  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Cracked a cueball and found... +248
User avatar #8 - icewraithking (05/30/2015) [-]
Clever
#10 - I was in San Marcos last weekend floating the river the day be… 05/30/2015 on Texas 0
#1 - Picture 05/27/2015 on life lock +6
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