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dcooney

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4950
Comment Ranking:#2061
Highest Content Rank:#4306
Highest Comment Rank:#1859
Content Thumbs: 2311 total,  2508 ,  197
Comment Thumbs: 3932 total,  4054 ,  122
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:98350
Times Content Favorited:75 times
Total Comments Made:209
FJ Points:5555

latest user's comments

#4 - Waiting till midnight when I am officially 21, gonna get nice …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Friday Night, whatcha doing? +19
User avatar #359 - annamerp (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy birthday!
Cake.jpg
#340 - KievLeviathan (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday dchoony
#244 - dawggz (03/28/2015) [-]
Happy brdej faggot, I wish you and HoosierDaddy all the best.
User avatar #224 - HoosierDaddy (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm doing the exact same thing. happy birthday, fellow birthday haver
#51 - badhatharry (03/27/2015) [-]
Have one for me you magnificent cunt. You're only 21 once
User avatar #18 - blakethewizard (03/27/2015) [-]
HAHAHA YOU'RE ONLY 21 XDDDD YOU COULDN'T DRINK UNTIL NOW XDDDD
#8 - crocodilelord (03/27/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday man,
hope you enjoy it
#11 - I turn 21 tomorrow, what should I do for my birthday dadmin?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Mods cheer you up! +1
User avatar #456 - MRfunnyFACE (03/27/2015) [-]
get excited and go to the bar. Then realize that being in a bar is no fun anyway since you don't have friends. Then go back home and spend the rest of the night on fj
User avatar #65 - joshlol (03/27/2015) [-]
spend it on FJ
User avatar #13 - whoozy (03/27/2015) [-]
Lock yourself in, speak to no one and watch movies
#21 - That's Elvis Andrus and Adrian Beltre, shortstop and 3rd base …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on i said i got it! fucks... +40
User avatar #33 - mutantpanda (03/27/2015) [-]
Whenever the Mariners play the Rangers, the highlight is the relationship between Beltre and Felix Hernandez
#77 - Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day an… 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) 0
#72 - that's true, track was the only thing I was good at because al…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) +1
User avatar #76 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
To me the equivalent of this picture would be a guy bench pressing 85kg/185lb as a max. It's not generally impressive by any means but it's the upper limit of average and most people can't do it without at least some training.
User avatar #92 - rhc (03/21/2015) [-]
Come on, 21.86 is quite good for 200m. Surely this guy got at least to districts with a time like that.
User avatar #77 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day and see countless slightly athletic guys reppin 185 then getting overconfident and slapping on 225 only to have it sit on their chest
#69 - My best time was 21.86 for the 200, me on the left  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2015 on A good time ;) +3
#90 - straitedge (03/21/2015) [-]
Filthy track plebs.
Cross Country master-race
#105 - gerfox (03/22/2015) [-]
Whenever I see "cross country" I always think of skiing.
User avatar #70 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
You're definitely not an average funnyjunker though.
User avatar #72 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
that's true, track was the only thing I was good at because all I had to do was run fast and turn left, so any time the discussion comes up I turn into the "jackass glory days, look how good I was in highschool" dude
User avatar #76 - CaptainKill (03/21/2015) [-]
To me the equivalent of this picture would be a guy bench pressing 85kg/185lb as a max. It's not generally impressive by any means but it's the upper limit of average and most people can't do it without at least some training.
User avatar #92 - rhc (03/21/2015) [-]
Come on, 21.86 is quite good for 200m. Surely this guy got at least to districts with a time like that.
User avatar #77 - dcooney (03/21/2015) [-]
Oo ya for sure, I can walk through the rec on any given day and see countless slightly athletic guys reppin 185 then getting overconfident and slapping on 225 only to have it sit on their chest
#9 - Teaching with tits, You're doing gods work my boy  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Tits and Facts +491
#159 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
Jokes on you all, I didnt absorb any knowledge, I just watched it for the boobs!
User avatar #96 - whimsicalmagnus (03/18/2015) [-]
if you ask me if they used this sort of stuff on teens, we'd have the smartest fucking kids
#161 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
I don't know man, I personally found it kind of hard to concentrate on the facts in this comp...
User avatar #133 - iamaveganpssy (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how e.g. history lessons would be if you'd show pubescent high school boys tits in connection with historical dates etc.
#194 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
easy, you show them clothed tits first, ask the question if right he sees the tits, if wrong he sees a huge black dick.
#203 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
Not sure if pure genius or pure evil
#4 - It's ok lil ***** , you can do it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Please help Admin +54
User avatar #410 - ihatekrauts (03/17/2015) [-]
that pic is a winner
#5 - I want to see a video of the owner petting him and calling him… 03/12/2015 on Hide and seek 0
#33 - Young boy kisses girl at the end of a dance girl runs away… 03/11/2015 on my life +1
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