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dcooney

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:Texas
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#18 - Actually semi knew this chick, went to sam houston state …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2016 on Black Names Matter -1
#20 - uneedzrehab (05/06/2016) [-]
i actually know her too, went to high school together
#1200547 - Does anyone have the gif of the red ball thing that eyes and a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1200550 - thechosentroll (01/27/2016) [-]
It's called the behelit.
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#1200586 - yibdiy (01/27/2016) [-]
*a behelit
#1200556 - tomokowatamote (01/27/2016) [-]
the egg of the king. He who possesses it shall conquer the world in exchange for his flesh and blood.
#7 - I know that exact situation bro things finally turned for … 01/21/2016 on Have you ever been that drunk? +8
#4 - MFW watching Kari Byron as a kid all day every summer  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2016 on No actual experiments +163
#67 - talldumbdork (01/22/2016) [-]
I busted my myth all over the place.
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#46 - advice (01/22/2016) [-]
i swear that's why most of these beta-lords went into science in the first place, thinking science babes would love them.
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#37 - HonkIfIDriveWell (01/22/2016) [-]
You probably should have waited until she was grown up.
#24 - supercookieduster (01/22/2016) [-]
she is a certified babe
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#5 - theugandanhero (01/21/2016) [-]
Used to watch the episodes when I was in high school.
Alls I gotta say is I was thankful for desks
#2 - What's an ass girlfriend? 12/23/2015 on High Mileage Slut 0
#7 - Anyone got the link to the story about ************?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on This image made me v hungry +9
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#44 - mondominiman (12/22/2015) [-]
NIgger shrimp died in like '11 or '12? It was a few months after the story got big
#36 - God damn I know the guy who made this video and he's going ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Vladi's credit card music comp 0
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#73 - AlexPaincakes (12/11/2015) [-]
Sounds horrible.

I always imagined it would be something like that if I knew someone who made something go viral.
#14 - She's from College Station, lived right down the road from me.…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2015 on DEA = Drug Enforcement... +4
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#35 - idontknowwhattouse (12/07/2015) [-]
lsd is far from "hard" there are 0 recorded deaths due to OD with reports of doses far exceeding its suspected LD50
#50 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Eh, LSD is seen as one of the "harder" substances because it isn't a happy go lucky or easy to pick up casual drug like X or Cocaine. I mean fuck, everybody and their mother has done either of those these days. Not many people who did LSD tho, mainly becuase it's harder to come by and no-fun at parties. (Although it is a lot of fun at parties, but you know what I mean)
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#83 - idontknowwhattouse (12/08/2015) [-]
Take a thimb anon. That was a kind argument and probably the only one ive ever been apart of on this website. And yes it is very fun it parties
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#84 - idontknowwhattouse (12/08/2015) [-]
Or yknow. A thumb
#5 - Back to the ol fashioned for CJ 12/03/2015 on caseclosed +158
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on you're thinking of a guy... +58
#44 - uleaveinpieces (11/14/2015) [-]
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#40 - thisisestonia (11/14/2015) [-]
Moe's face at the end makes it perfect.