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#81 - "Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant." My new favo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#79 - Oh, goddammit. The old name for AIDS? The name was changed bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
User avatar #80 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It's still a fag disease.

And no, semen cannot get poo poo pregnant.

Where did you ever get that from?
#81 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
"Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant."
My new favorite sentence. Also, well done. You successfully trolled me. I have been trolled. I tip my hat to you, little troll. But alas, you could have trolled me much harder, if you hadn't given up the game by saying something so inanely dumb that I doubted anything with a central nervous system could think it sincerely.
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#77 - No idea. What's GRIDS?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
User avatar #78 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Look it up if you are not familiar with it. Google is your friend....
User avatar #79 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh, goddammit. The old name for AIDS? The name was changed because the initial cases were gay men, but as more cropped up, they realized it wasn't an exclusively gay phenomenon. No, I don't have it in my brain. What's your point?
User avatar #80 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It's still a fag disease.

And no, semen cannot get poo poo pregnant.

Where did you ever get that from?
#81 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
"Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant."
My new favorite sentence. Also, well done. You successfully trolled me. I have been trolled. I tip my hat to you, little troll. But alas, you could have trolled me much harder, if you hadn't given up the game by saying something so inanely dumb that I doubted anything with a central nervous system could think it sincerely.
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#75 - Appeal to nature fallacy. Something isn't inherently good beca…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
User avatar #76 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you have GRIDS in your brain?
User avatar #77 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
No idea. What's GRIDS?
User avatar #78 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Look it up if you are not familiar with it. Google is your friend....
User avatar #79 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh, goddammit. The old name for AIDS? The name was changed because the initial cases were gay men, but as more cropped up, they realized it wasn't an exclusively gay phenomenon. No, I don't have it in my brain. What's your point?
User avatar #80 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It's still a fag disease.

And no, semen cannot get poo poo pregnant.

Where did you ever get that from?
#81 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
"Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant."
My new favorite sentence. Also, well done. You successfully trolled me. I have been trolled. I tip my hat to you, little troll. But alas, you could have trolled me much harder, if you hadn't given up the game by saying something so inanely dumb that I doubted anything with a central nervous system could think it sincerely.
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#73 - Okay, but seriously. Why do fags deserve do die? I know a few …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
User avatar #74 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Because they are fags. Freaks of nature. Broken.

And they rape little boys.
User avatar #75 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Appeal to nature fallacy. Something isn't inherently good because it's natural, and vice-versa. But even according to your logic, homosexuality is completely natural. Happens in the wild all the time.

False. This is demonstrably and entirely untrue, and I'd like your source. Pedophilia is an entirely separate thing, and the fact that anyone says this at all is more than a little amazing.

Go on, then. Why hate gays? Why judge someone based on what gender of consenting adult they want to bang?
User avatar #76 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you have GRIDS in your brain?
User avatar #77 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
No idea. What's GRIDS?
User avatar #78 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Look it up if you are not familiar with it. Google is your friend....
User avatar #79 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh, goddammit. The old name for AIDS? The name was changed because the initial cases were gay men, but as more cropped up, they realized it wasn't an exclusively gay phenomenon. No, I don't have it in my brain. What's your point?
User avatar #80 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It's still a fag disease.

And no, semen cannot get poo poo pregnant.

Where did you ever get that from?
#81 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
"Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant."
My new favorite sentence. Also, well done. You successfully trolled me. I have been trolled. I tip my hat to you, little troll. But alas, you could have trolled me much harder, if you hadn't given up the game by saying something so inanely dumb that I doubted anything with a central nervous system could think it sincerely.
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#74 - This man is black, but he is certainly no ****** . 04/20/2015 on Lets get topical +41
#37 - Don't kill yourself, there's too much to live for.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Lemon stealing whore +12
User avatar #72 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
Never said anything about suicide.
User avatar #73 - dcj (04/20/2015) [-]
Okay, but seriously. Why do fags deserve do die? I know a few fags, and they're pretty cool people.
User avatar #74 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Because they are fags. Freaks of nature. Broken.

And they rape little boys.
User avatar #75 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Appeal to nature fallacy. Something isn't inherently good because it's natural, and vice-versa. But even according to your logic, homosexuality is completely natural. Happens in the wild all the time.

False. This is demonstrably and entirely untrue, and I'd like your source. Pedophilia is an entirely separate thing, and the fact that anyone says this at all is more than a little amazing.

Go on, then. Why hate gays? Why judge someone based on what gender of consenting adult they want to bang?
User avatar #76 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you have GRIDS in your brain?
User avatar #77 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
No idea. What's GRIDS?
User avatar #78 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
Look it up if you are not familiar with it. Google is your friend....
User avatar #79 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh, goddammit. The old name for AIDS? The name was changed because the initial cases were gay men, but as more cropped up, they realized it wasn't an exclusively gay phenomenon. No, I don't have it in my brain. What's your point?
User avatar #80 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It's still a fag disease.

And no, semen cannot get poo poo pregnant.

Where did you ever get that from?
#81 - dcj (04/21/2015) [-]
"Semen cannot get poo poo pregnant."
My new favorite sentence. Also, well done. You successfully trolled me. I have been trolled. I tip my hat to you, little troll. But alas, you could have trolled me much harder, if you hadn't given up the game by saying something so inanely dumb that I doubted anything with a central nervous system could think it sincerely.
User avatar #82 - germanblood (04/21/2015) [-]
It can't. It is not dumb, it is science.

There are no gay animals.

Dolphins, dogs, and various other animals will hump anything. Male, female, other species, trees, rocks, electrical outlets, etc.

Should our goal as the most advanced beings in existence be to emulate the mindless, worthless beasts?

Penis compliments vagina. Anyone who has boon to middle school, or a farm, knows this. Penis ejaculates into vagina, releases sperm, sperm finds egg, and fertilises it, makes baby. You do not know this?

This is natural. Just because some wild, mindless creatures may possibly hump an old tire, does not make humping tires "natural". We were not designed that way. Even though there is not a god, English colloquialism dictates the use of the word. Just like "natural".

If the word really confuses you, you can say that fags are wrong, because they are not intelligent.

#39 - I had a cockatiel until yesterday. Then some ******** t… 04/07/2015 on u ho +10
#50 - I will always be in your heart, my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS 0
User avatar #51 - Mushinoiki (03/29/2015) [-]
Please no, I need blood in there.
#48 - I am sorry, my much-anally creampied friend. I must go now, to… 03/29/2015 on LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS 0

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