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Date Signed Up:9/01/2013
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#127 - Americans have ****** , highly refined candy.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Twizzlers 0
#141 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>Hershey milk chocolate
>refined
You may only pick one
#52 - Jumping in the pool with that thing on may not have been the s…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Life in ball +2
User avatar #92 - elyiia (07/30/2015) [-]
There was someone recording it so even if he got stuck, it's unlikely it would have been a big problem.
User avatar #53 - ventusvsroxas (07/30/2015) [-]
I don't see how you get that -- it's basically a buoyant ball with legs hanging off it.

Let gravity do its thing, and the side with the legs sticking out always ends up on the bottom.
#59 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
because it likely forms an air seal around his body, forming a 'cup' with his head in the middle... Imagine for a second that enough water to cover his head got in the top side of it... Being such a buoyant ball.. its likely difficult for him to tip the water out..
User avatar #60 - ventusvsroxas (07/30/2015) [-]
I dunno, with the way his arms are, I find it unlikely that it's an air tight seal
User avatar #108 - lordsepulchure (07/30/2015) [-]
It's a hole straight through it, with some stuff inside to attach it to your body, and some handles to hold onto with your hands. Water isn't an issue.
#77 - Well duh, how else will they take over the universe? 07/25/2015 on Homophobe +1
#247 - is he pepsi? 07/25/2015 on HOWTO DRINK LIKE A MAN 0
#134 - 8200 DPI is how. 07/22/2015 on Razer burn +4
#98 - biggest load of **** I have ever seen in one of these comps 07/22/2015 on A Factual Comp +1
#167 - Sure, you can. I just believe that means you are a weak, lazy …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2015 on PC's are Hard -2
User avatar #213 - applesdontpee (07/19/2015) [-]
he's complaining about the cons to a situation he "put himself into" because the pros outweigh the cons. a job isn't all about money. it's about the time and effort you put in versus the enjoyment you can still get out of it and your life. working 12 hours a day to make bank doesn't seem as enjoyable as 8 hours a day and still having time to live a little.

but if that's how you prioritize your life, i'm not gonna judge you for it. it's your decision. just like how it's his decision to have something to live for other than work.
User avatar #200 - Taliesin (07/19/2015) [-]
Everyone has the right to complain about the situation "they put themselves into"...But a young kid like you sees $$$$$ and you don't care what you're doing. As you get further on you realize that certain things are very important, and just dumping your current job security to go running after $$$ is not a step taken lightly in any case, and some people might not be suited to those types of work. How about you step off your high horse and allow the guy to do as he wants? I don't think he's lazy at all, he's just in a hard situation.
#163 - I just don't like it when people complain about not having som…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2015 on PC's are Hard -1
User avatar #222 - lyiat (07/19/2015) [-]
Hold the fucking phone for a moment. Where did I complain about anything? I simply said that 800 every two weeks would be 90% of my paycheck. I literally couldn't afford that and still afford to live. That wasn't a complaint, that was a factual statement. I'm lazy for that? applesdontpee is quite right, you're being a right asshat.
User avatar #223 - factual (07/19/2015) [-]
it's a fact
User avatar #164 - applesdontpee (07/18/2015) [-]
how is working 40 hours a week for a job you enjoy considered "lazy"?

you can choose to make less money but still complain about not having money.
User avatar #167 - dazartimm (07/18/2015) [-]
Sure, you can. I just believe that means you are a weak, lazy individual if you choose to complain about the situation you put yourself in.
User avatar #213 - applesdontpee (07/19/2015) [-]
he's complaining about the cons to a situation he "put himself into" because the pros outweigh the cons. a job isn't all about money. it's about the time and effort you put in versus the enjoyment you can still get out of it and your life. working 12 hours a day to make bank doesn't seem as enjoyable as 8 hours a day and still having time to live a little.

but if that's how you prioritize your life, i'm not gonna judge you for it. it's your decision. just like how it's his decision to have something to live for other than work.
User avatar #200 - Taliesin (07/19/2015) [-]
Everyone has the right to complain about the situation "they put themselves into"...But a young kid like you sees $$$$$ and you don't care what you're doing. As you get further on you realize that certain things are very important, and just dumping your current job security to go running after $$$ is not a step taken lightly in any case, and some people might not be suited to those types of work. How about you step off your high horse and allow the guy to do as he wants? I don't think he's lazy at all, he's just in a hard situation.
#161 - BF4 is two years old, and the graphics weren't even that great…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2015 on PC's are Hard +1
User avatar #174 - lazaman (07/18/2015) [-]
youtu.be/WfKgW6f88-s?t=62 titan x 4k
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHlN8s7ENuo r9 390x, a $400ish gpu, and its running some games at 30fps at 4k.
If you CF'd two r9 390x's with an i7 4790k, you would probably be looking at a machine costing around 1500, plus the monitor, another 500.
2k is enough to game at 4k with 50-60fps at max settings.
#226 - enuo (07/19/2015) [-]
My name is in one of those URL's. Thought I was getting love
User avatar #192 - outlawgentleman (07/19/2015) [-]
I can confirm everything he is saying. My single Titan X runs Witcher 3 at 40+ FPS in 4k on ultra settings. Just bought a second one to SLI, looking forward to it later this week!
User avatar #216 - lazaman (07/19/2015) [-]
Jesus.
Im fucking jelly.

Here I am, with a FX 8320 and an R9 270.
#258 - It is still not a renewable energy. We will run out eventually… 07/18/2015 on The power of the future 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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