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#950153 - Hello people from earth. I need some duo partner (LoL) is some…  [+] (31 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #950189 - samous (06/06/2014) [-]
no
#950170 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
>bronze 2

no thanks. thats frightening.
#950183 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
"lets hate on this thing that I was part of before I got boosted" -u
User avatar #950186 - neroiskill (06/06/2014) [-]
No need to get butthurt anon
User avatar #950176 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
Would you take a diamond?
User avatar #950298 - finblob (06/06/2014) [-]
of course he would
have you never heard the song "diamonds are an autists best friend"?
User avatar #950335 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
Why are you so rude to closothehomosexual?
User avatar #950347 - finblob (06/06/2014) [-]
i'm not i just like insulting people sometimes
User avatar #950177 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
maybe
#950179 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
tell me more about yourself
User avatar #950180 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
im a gay autistic fat depressed pedophile
#950200 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
It's true.
User avatar #950208 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
>reverse image search

moms
User avatar #950201 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
thank you for confirming
User avatar #950181 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
I mean in league of legends
User avatar #950184 - awesomanium (06/06/2014) [-]
He IS faker
User avatar #950187 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #950188 - awesomanium (06/06/2014) [-]
He's the best around
And nothing's ever going to keep him down
User avatar #950182 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
im a gay autistic fat depressed pedophile
User avatar #950185 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
Reporter fired for remarks about missing woman on LIVE TV >im a gay autistic fat depressed pedophile
User avatar #950168 - finblob (06/06/2014) [-]
closothehomosexual theres 3 lolis tied up with umbilical cords with newborns still attached
haha jk this guy wants to play games with you
User avatar #950173 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
DID SOMEONE SAY LOLIS
User avatar #950175 - awesomanium (06/06/2014) [-]
Yes, finblob did
User avatar #950171 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
Don't be so rude
User avatar #950172 - finblob (06/06/2014) [-]
sorry

closothehomosexual i love you and i want your babies inside my dickgina.
User avatar #950174 - closothehomosexual (06/06/2014) [-]
ew
User avatar #950161 - makotoitou (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm game
User avatar #950158 - neroiskill (06/06/2014) [-]
M-me
User avatar #950154 - awesomanium (06/06/2014) [-]
Ask closo
I'm sure he'll be very willing
lel
#950157 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
Don't summon the Austim King.
#950155 - danield (06/06/2014) [-]
#12721 - Dude, im asking about Calisthenic's, not about bodybuilding, i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #12767 - mrnappy (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, about the pain. It's called DOMS (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_onset_muscle_soreness)

If you do squats and you can't walk for 2-3 days after that's called overtraining
If you can't walk for 1 day that's slight overtraining
If it's hard to walk the day that's perfect

After 6 months to 2 years after you lift (or exercise) you shouldn't experience DOMS anymore, so keep at it!
User avatar #12766 - mrnappy (03/04/2014) [-]
Don't listen to guy below you
power doesn't equal strength

There are 3 muscle types which give 3 different attributes
Endurance
Strength
Power

Speed is part of power because power is all about explosiveness, what you want to do is explosive exercises but you also want resistance or weights

So for squats you want to use 70-80% of max weight, since you're doing body weight
what you'll want to do is 1-5 reps of jumping (exploding) squats but do a progression that's hard for you, do you get what i'm saying?

So like if you can do 50 squats but only 5 pistol squats, do 3 exploding pistol squats for 5 sets, 3x5 or 5x5 is best for power, if you use explosiveness
User avatar #12725 - crampers (03/04/2014) [-]
but power = strength, if you felt a bad pain then your technique probably was not correct, technique can fuck up a lot of stuff. However if you had a injury at an earlier point in your life then well, there isn't much you can do. But if you try and increase your strength (not muscle toning, actual muscles that can be used for stuff other than impressin the ladies) then you should start out slow.

Although you want to train Calisthenics, same rule applies as to any training, you have to take it slow and increase your workout so it becomes harder by time, a 3 to 4 month before you will be able to see actual benefits on your body. If you just started you can't just jump into the hardest exercises, you've got to build up slow. Search the web, i know there's a tonnes of shit for Calisthenics exercises.

Hope things turn out right

#12708 - Hello people. So I just started do to Calisthenic's. I dont wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #12714 - ninjabass (03/04/2014) [-]
Calisthenics are good but not for every workout you do in my opinion because they are good at cutting down the muscle and leaning out which gives you like a muscle tone. If you wanna gain muscle mass you need to exercise with heavier weights. I like to start with heavy weight then throw the body exercises like pullups and dips at the end. The only time i ever do pushups now is if i bench alot of weight and im not satisfied with my rep count then ill just push my muscle to failure with some good ole fashion push ups..... hope this helps
User avatar #12721 - daywyz (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude, im asking about Calisthenic's, not about bodybuilding, i tryed it, tryed even strengh training, but felt pretty bad pain in some body parts after, so i stoped it. I dont want mass, I want to gain speed and power. Just asking good tips on how to begin and not to hurt myself. And what do i need to achieve best results, split training or train every day full body?
User avatar #12767 - mrnappy (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, about the pain. It's called DOMS (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_onset_muscle_soreness)

If you do squats and you can't walk for 2-3 days after that's called overtraining
If you can't walk for 1 day that's slight overtraining
If it's hard to walk the day that's perfect

After 6 months to 2 years after you lift (or exercise) you shouldn't experience DOMS anymore, so keep at it!
User avatar #12766 - mrnappy (03/04/2014) [-]
Don't listen to guy below you
power doesn't equal strength

There are 3 muscle types which give 3 different attributes
Endurance
Strength
Power

Speed is part of power because power is all about explosiveness, what you want to do is explosive exercises but you also want resistance or weights

So for squats you want to use 70-80% of max weight, since you're doing body weight
what you'll want to do is 1-5 reps of jumping (exploding) squats but do a progression that's hard for you, do you get what i'm saying?

So like if you can do 50 squats but only 5 pistol squats, do 3 exploding pistol squats for 5 sets, 3x5 or 5x5 is best for power, if you use explosiveness
User avatar #12725 - crampers (03/04/2014) [-]
but power = strength, if you felt a bad pain then your technique probably was not correct, technique can fuck up a lot of stuff. However if you had a injury at an earlier point in your life then well, there isn't much you can do. But if you try and increase your strength (not muscle toning, actual muscles that can be used for stuff other than impressin the ladies) then you should start out slow.

Although you want to train Calisthenics, same rule applies as to any training, you have to take it slow and increase your workout so it becomes harder by time, a 3 to 4 month before you will be able to see actual benefits on your body. If you just started you can't just jump into the hardest exercises, you've got to build up slow. Search the web, i know there's a tonnes of shit for Calisthenics exercises.

Hope things turn out right

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Did you watch the whole video?

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User avatar #23 - Fronk (05/26/2012) [-]
"Let me post a MFW On every damn post i see maybe then people will like me then!!"
What you sound to me faggot
#24 to #23 - daywyz (05/27/2012) [-]
well, my bitch, I never posted "MFW"...
well, my bitch, I never posted "MFW"...
User avatar #22 - Sammmy (05/12/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :)
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Have a a nice day faggot.
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#7 - willpowerz (04/14/2012) [-]
I've got an idea! You should repost every single piece of content ever submitted on funnyjunk! Whats that? You already did that? Well **** !!
User avatar #8 to #7 - daywyz (04/14/2012) [-]
you mad?
User avatar #9 to #8 - willpowerz (04/14/2012) [-]
I just feel that you could have spent your time doing something more productive rather than posting 200 things that aren't yours. Oh and I can't thumb down your content anymore.. exceeded my max for today. Don't worry, maybe I'll stumble upon your profile again and thumb down some more.
#10 to #9 - daywyz (04/14/2012) [-]
well.. what can i say.. good luck mate
well.. what can i say.. good luck mate
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Are you dick?
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Well, you bad at asking..
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