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#123167 - just don't care. you like it, so why bother? or even make … 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#96994 - >clothes >sports >crisps/sweets >books…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #96995 - thisistheguy (09/25/2013) [-]
Already own clothes, have a season pass for sports, I've got a meal plan with a card that I can buy sweets with, and I already bought my books.
User avatar #96996 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
in that case, any german brew
#123165 - i know it's gay but at least it's good maybe you sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #123166 - shibe (09/25/2013) [-]
It's not gay at all.

Just generic.

Whatchu tryin to say?
User avatar #123167 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
just don't care. you like it, so why bother?
or even make it your thing. you like gay music, but you're still cool!
#96992 - two options: she can tell the police or suck it u… 09/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#96991 - nope. i feel like no matter what happens in my life, what …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #97028 - alexanderburns (09/25/2013) [-]
What's the matter, kingminus?
User avatar #97090 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
kingminus very cool
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User avatar #97122 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
just a quick question..
why me? or did you do this to loads of random people
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#97190 - davvi (09/26/2013) [-]
well if you want to make me unhappy you'll have to try way harder than giving me red thumbd here, but you noticed that yourself now
#97191 - kingminus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97192 - davvi (09/26/2013) [-]
haha i'm looking forward to them
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#97126 - mudkipfucker (09/25/2013) [-]
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#97128 - mudkipfucker (09/25/2013) [-]
why did you do it?
#97129 - kingminus has deleted their comment.
#97130 - mudkipfucker (09/25/2013) [-]
why dont you like me?
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#97132 - mudkipfucker (09/25/2013) [-]
#123163 - >love > ******** that's why misticalz… 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#123162 - eh i love pop punk and i'm proud to  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #123164 - shibe (09/25/2013) [-]
ha
User avatar #123165 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
i know it's gay but at least it's good

maybe you should borrow some of that attitude
User avatar #123166 - shibe (09/25/2013) [-]
It's not gay at all.

Just generic.

Whatchu tryin to say?
User avatar #123167 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
just don't care. you like it, so why bother?
or even make it your thing. you like gay music, but you're still cool!
#123157 - no 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#123155 - you might. just start studying marine biology, and see whe… 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#123147 - you. do not. have. a. girlfriend. stop fantasizing 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -2
#123141 - and lobslevith will hate you for it 09/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#94794 - ken follett - hornet flight really good, i'm looking … 09/25/2013 on Social Board 0
#94793 - that one was really bad. it was quite gripping and all, but al…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #94839 - birdss (09/25/2013) [-]
Oui, it certainly was bad, Didn't like the ending either.
My favourite book is Shadow of the wind, not sure if you heard of it/
User avatar #94841 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
no, who's it by?
User avatar #94845 - birdss (09/25/2013) [-]
Carlos Ruiz Zafón
User avatar #94846 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
ok, never heard of him
recently i've taken a liking to ken follett
#94792 - ayup. get off. now. if you even read this comment…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Social Board 0
#94796 - hashketchum (09/25/2013) [-]
I'll just get on one more time around November to show roliga my new PS4.
User avatar #94797 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
faggot.
User avatar #94798 - hashketchum (09/25/2013) [-]
He's just mad I'm not gonna use the money to buy guns and chips and dip for his minuteman project party.
#96927 - >hashketchum giving decent advice 09/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#94762 - i bet he is. i certainly would have fun doing that  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #94775 - birdss (09/24/2013) [-]
Yes me too.
#96883 - let her go, move on  [+] (11 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #96884 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
then I am going out witch a bang
User avatar #96885 - ferrettamer (09/24/2013) [-]
Don't shoot up the school pls
User avatar #96886 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
nah just probably going to act more confident around her
User avatar #96887 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #96888 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
Still I feel a mighty need to confess my love
User avatar #96890 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
Don't. She'll most likely just get creeped out. Besides it's not love. Y'all motherfuckers don't know what love is. I do. You guys won't ever feel what I have felt.
User avatar #96945 - infamously (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, damn, didn't know only one man could've understood the concept of love.
User avatar #96946 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
Now you know, faggot.
#96927 - davvi (09/24/2013) [-]
>hashketchum giving decent advice
User avatar #96891 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
you might be right just going to leave our relationship there
User avatar #96892 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
You'll live.
#96881 - nope  [+] (13 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #96882 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
nope what?
User avatar #96883 - davvi (09/24/2013) [-]
let her go, move on
User avatar #96884 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
then I am going out witch a bang
User avatar #96885 - ferrettamer (09/24/2013) [-]
Don't shoot up the school pls
User avatar #96886 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
nah just probably going to act more confident around her
User avatar #96887 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #96888 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
Still I feel a mighty need to confess my love
User avatar #96890 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
Don't. She'll most likely just get creeped out. Besides it's not love. Y'all motherfuckers don't know what love is. I do. You guys won't ever feel what I have felt.
User avatar #96945 - infamously (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, damn, didn't know only one man could've understood the concept of love.
User avatar #96946 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
Now you know, faggot.
#96927 - davvi (09/24/2013) [-]
>hashketchum giving decent advice
User avatar #96891 - megafranco (09/24/2013) [-]
you might be right just going to leave our relationship there
User avatar #96892 - hashketchum (09/24/2013) [-]
You'll live.
#96880 - but if you go bathing like that, it will take ages to dry  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #96889 - thedudeistheman (09/24/2013) [-]
Go bathing like what, with boxers on? I think that when many people go swimming like that, they have another pair of boxers to change into and they throw them in a dryer or hang them out to dry when they get home. Some people enjoy sitting in soggy disgustingness. If they're on vacation, they have several other pairs of boxers to wear.
#94700 - yes 09/23/2013 on Social Board +1
#122426 - it should. it means they don't only find it funny, but super-f… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#96825 - i never understood why you would wear boxers under your swimmi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #96857 - thedudeistheman (09/23/2013) [-]
It helps to prevent from bathing suits rubbing against your manhood and the inner leg/thigh area. Other people tend to wear speedo-esque material, because then it conforms to the leg and it saves a pair of boxers if you're on a trip and you can't afford to be using boxers for swimming.
User avatar #96880 - davvi (09/23/2013) [-]
but if you go bathing like that, it will take ages to dry
User avatar #96889 - thedudeistheman (09/24/2013) [-]
Go bathing like what, with boxers on? I think that when many people go swimming like that, they have another pair of boxers to change into and they throw them in a dryer or hang them out to dry when they get home. Some people enjoy sitting in soggy disgustingness. If they're on vacation, they have several other pairs of boxers to wear.
#94683 - about the tsunami 09/23/2013 on Social Board +1
#94682 - The Impossible if you don't get the urge to cry, you'…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Social Board +1
User avatar #94717 - mrloverlover (09/23/2013) [-]
great film
User avatar #94699 - doublicious (09/23/2013) [-]
Is that the one with Ewan Mcgregor?
User avatar #94700 - davvi (09/23/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #94683 - davvi (09/23/2013) [-]
about the tsunami
#122385 - what that was a week ago i downthumbed him because he was… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1

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#500 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
stickied by davvi
User avatar #516 - majormayor (01/31/2015) [-]
ded?
User avatar #514 - rokkarokkaali (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey did trapper say if he was trixiepony or not?
User avatar #515 to #514 - davvi (01/07/2015) [-]
no idea! never heard of trixiepony
User avatar #512 - shibe ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
**** dude, you were pretty close friends with him.

How are you dealing with this?
#513 to #512 - Rascal (11/13/2014) [-]
sounds harsh but not thaat bad.. i'd not really talked to him for ages.
User avatar #509 - davvi (11/25/2013) [-]
doublicious

i'm finally listening to Origin of Symmetry right now. nice!
User avatar #510 to #509 - doublicious (11/26/2013) [-]
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. JESUS CHRIST
#508 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
David do you ever think about life and stuff?

P.S. Get on ******* Skype

P.P.S. Follow me on twitter (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH WAIT DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD)
User avatar #505 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
Dat feel.
#507 to #505 - Rascal (10/10/2013) [-]
seriously though it's thoroughly refreshing. you should try it.
#499 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Almost at 500
User avatar #498 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm too tired to keep doing this whole lyrics thing so just gonna leave the link to the song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTvbcNhEgc
User avatar #501 to #498 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I stand, with both arms, folded, under my chest
'Cause I know, I won't stop, 'til I'm the last one left
Fighting 'til I'm dead, eating 'til I'm fed
never gonna stop 'til I catch my breath
Fighting 'til I'm dead, I eat 'til I'm fed
And then I'll do it all again

It's not because of that, and it's not because of money
Works in my blood, I kill cause I'm hungry
User avatar #496 to #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ flex your dongers ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ (to stay in shape or some **** )
User avatar #503 to #502 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
User avatar #504 to #503 - dongers (09/25/2013) [-]
yea they all either love me or hate me, nobody just likes dongers
User avatar #494 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm super paranoid, like a 6th sense
Since my father died, I ain't been right since
And I tried to piece the puzzle of the universe
Split an eighth of shrooms just so I could see the universe
I tried to think about myself as a sacrifice
Just to show the kids they ain't the only ones who up at night
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom
Once upon a time nobody gave a ****
It's all said and done and my cock's been sucked
So now I'm in the cut, alcohol in the wound
My hearts an open sore that I hope heals soon
I live in a cocoon opposite of Cancun
Where it is never sunny, the dark side of the moon
So it's more than right, I try to shed some light on a man
Not many people of this planet understand
User avatar #493 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
They say I should be present
Find my independence
Breathe in; doing this on my own

Then I start to remember
Just too why I surrender
Felt so good that I can’t let go

And I’m back to where I was again
Take you in as you took me out
Cut this string, I’m getting higher
And I can’t seem to come down
User avatar #492 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Wrote a note said be back in a minute
Bought a boat and I sailed off in it
Don't think anybody gonna miss me anyway

Mind on a permanent vacation
The ocean is my only medication
Wishing my condition ain't ever gonna go away

Cause now I'm knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
User avatar #491 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
My teeth are bright and my
hair is clean
I wear Paco Rabanne like I
was Charlie Sheen
But in the rain we all look
wet and in the snow we all
look cold
User avatar #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Car jacking, pistol packing,
************ choppers clapping
Metal jacket automatic magazines head on traffic
Windows smashing, windows crashing
pants sagging **** your fashion

User avatar #497 to #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Shiet my raps got layers 4 the highest players
User avatar #488 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
So, the end is near for you?
User avatar #489 to #488 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
ayup.
about two weeks?
i'll probably still come on a bit after that, but definitely not board-lurking and not long
User avatar #479 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
RETARD OF THE YEAR U
(ALL YEAR'S)
User avatar #480 to #479 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
i have brian problems let me
User avatar #481 to #480 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh god I'm so ******* sorry.
User avatar #482 to #481 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
that was really funny though
it really made me laugh
User avatar #483 to #482 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
ge a loaf of this fagg.....
User avatar #484 to #483 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #478 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]

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YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR OF DOOM! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR GET GATORED!!!!
User avatar #473 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
Can I spam rolls on your profile?
User avatar #474 to #473 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
no please don't

also it doesn't make sense because it's open to everyone anyway
User avatar #475 to #474 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I wasn't asking for forcible permissions, I was asking for social allowance. Sure, I can spam rolls, but if I don't ask first and acknowledge that you'll leave the spam, then you can just delete them all of them and my work will be to waste.

My time would be wasted
Yours would be wasted.
Nobody would be happy.
#476 to #475 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
how very decent of you
User avatar #477 to #476 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I still have a template of Anakin faces for the Drawing Board that haven't been put to use recently. Make no mistake though, I am ******* saving that pic.
User avatar #471 - freedomreturns ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Hey kraut, who's Choco? Misticalz said to ask you.
#472 to #471 - davvi (08/30/2013) [-]
some user on social.   
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
some user on social.
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
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