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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/xXMrDaviidXx
Consoles Owned: PS3, xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3,
X-box Gamertag: BlazinNuggs
PSN: xXMr_DaviidXx
Date Signed Up:4/29/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Albuquerque
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#90 - if you have android you could download an app off the webs cal… 09/26/2014 on Why Would They Do That? 0
#150 - Well, wtf am I supposed to do with all this speed now? 06/26/2014 on Ambition 0
#3261 - **daviid rolls 613,607,872** 06/24/2014 on Highest roll wins colored... 0
#50 - just a little something i learned from some native kid i was f… 02/25/2014 on oh dad 0
#69 - dude i think i know what you mean, i get horrible panic attack… 02/25/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +7
#48 - i feel yah bro i just thought you were some ****** …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on oh dad +1
User avatar #55 - pizzaweed (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm thumbing you just for don't trip chocolate chip
User avatar #49 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
Haha "don't trip chocolate chip" never heard that before
User avatar #50 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
just a little something i learned from some native kid i was friends with here in new mexico
#44 - he had did stuff? is english your first language bro? no offen…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on oh dad 0
User avatar #46 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
English isn't my first language, but I'm quite familiar with it It's kinda late I'm really tired
User avatar #48 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
i feel yah bro i just thought you were some fucked up mexican barely learning english, spanish is my first language too bruh so aint dissing on you, dont trip chocolate chip
User avatar #55 - pizzaweed (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm thumbing you just for don't trip chocolate chip
User avatar #49 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
Haha "don't trip chocolate chip" never heard that before
User avatar #50 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
just a little something i learned from some native kid i was friends with here in new mexico
#39 - thousand of dollars? or thousands of pesos? i mean it is mexico  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2014 on oh dad 0
User avatar #42 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
them=Americans
User avatar #40 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
Dollars, he had did stuff for them
User avatar #44 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
he had did stuff? is english your first language bro? no offense im just saying that sounds weird. he must've been a careel member or something cuz thats alot of money especially for a 15 year old
User avatar #46 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
English isn't my first language, but I'm quite familiar with it It's kinda late I'm really tired
User avatar #48 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
i feel yah bro i just thought you were some fucked up mexican barely learning english, spanish is my first language too bruh so aint dissing on you, dont trip chocolate chip
User avatar #55 - pizzaweed (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm thumbing you just for don't trip chocolate chip
User avatar #49 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
Haha "don't trip chocolate chip" never heard that before
User avatar #50 - daviid (02/25/2014) [-]
just a little something i learned from some native kid i was friends with here in new mexico
User avatar #41 - randomwanker (02/25/2014) [-]
my grammar just went to shit
#189289 - PARTY HARD 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#81 - your description of the shroom trip is accurate as ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Drugs bro +1
User avatar #83 - infinitereaper (02/23/2014) [-]
I would never harm him like that, I realized that, and I understand the how fear is present in every human. And yeah, hopefully, my real journey, into this thing we call life and our home the world, is just beginning.

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User avatar #27 - dragonzard (07/11/2012) [-]
Hey,is your name.....Julian?
User avatar #28 to #27 - daviid (07/11/2012) [-]
no hahahahaha xD it's david bro!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dragonzard (07/11/2012) [-]
>Joke.
#30 to #29 - daviid (07/11/2012) [-]
**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #6392 at Drawing & Art **
>be me
>see notification from dragonzard
>finally get joke
> **** im stupid
>MFW
#32 to #31 - daviid (07/11/2012) [-]
**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #68394 at Video Games Board ** this guy,,,

,,,you do belong on my friends list :D

random picture for your troubles sir
User avatar #35 to #34 - daviid (07/11/2012) [-]
**daviid rolled user chaosstorm **

hey random stranger, me and dragonzard are gonna rape you k? :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - dragonzard (07/11/2012) [-]
I think he's OK with it :D
User avatar #24 - dragonzard (06/27/2012) [-]
Congrats on front page bro :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - daviid (06/27/2012) [-]
i made front page? sweet :P thanks :D
#26 to #25 - dragonzard (06/27/2012) [-]
You earned it for beingawsome
User avatar #21 - Vpirate (05/26/2012) [-]
You live in Albuquerque?

Me too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - daviid (05/26/2012) [-]
How Jolly, hah Finally a FunnyJunkie™ from my neck of the woods xD
User avatar #23 to #22 - Vpirate (05/26/2012) [-]
Right? I know another guy on FJ who's from Los Lunas
#20 - dawzah (04/08/2012) [-]
Why repost man?
and you said it was OC
User avatar #1 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
No comments?
That will not do,now will it? :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
hah, it doesnt matter. i just need better OC. ive only made front page once, so thats not enough for good attention
#19 to #2 - sexypotato (04/08/2012) [-]
Youve never made OC dumbass
Youve never made OC dumbass
User avatar #47 to #19 - daviid (10/22/2013) [-]
hey! i never once reposted! i took overused jokes and tried to make them into rage comics. im done with that part of my life. ive changed
User avatar #3 to #2 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Whell,start of by posting **** .Ask them for subscribes.
Then once you have enough subscibers.Post OC.
Maby comps,facts,morbid channel,ponytime,or just regular OC.
It take's time bro.Trust me.
User avatar #4 to #3 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
i thought there was already a place for **** .? ill try something diffrent for sure thanks :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Do you know how to post **** ,NOT on regular funnyjunk?
Because if you post it on regular funnyjunk.
1)you will get thumbs,DOWN
2)You will be flagged.
3)You MIGHT get banned.
User avatar #6 to #5 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
yeah, i know how to get there. i know what to put and what not to put. the trick is to get something funny
User avatar #7 to #6 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Funny?on **** ?
people want porn bro.How old are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
i meant on regular funnyjunk bro. hahahahahaha the trick to getiing frontpage is to be funny. i just said i know how to get to **** . and im 17
User avatar #9 to #8 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh,okay bro.
one time i posted from www.feelafraidcomic.com
and another time i posted a text.
it said.
''My dog bit my son yesterday,so i decided to get rid of the ****** .
Anybody want a free kid?''
and got front page.But its up to you what you want to post bro.
User avatar #10 to #9 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
ill take your advice, and if i ever get frontpage again. ill make sure i give you proper recognition
User avatar #11 to #10 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Nah bro,people don't like that **** here.
hey,ask your parents for jokes.here's one.
''Why is a male chef,better than a female chef?
because with one sausage and two eggs,he can fill
up a girls tummy for nine months'''
Post it now if you want to.
User avatar #12 to #11 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
i seen that one a grip haha it had a chef grabbing his moustache.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Whell,if i was you i would post it now.
because someone else can post this joke.
I have been know to help people reach front page,just ask my
friend JC if ya don't belive me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - daviid (04/06/2012) [-]
ill just find a dirty joke and make a rage comic about it, but thanks for your help sir
User avatar #15 to #14 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm 13,but i do enjoy being called a sir.
Thank you too,sir.
#17 to #16 - dragonzard (04/06/2012) [-]
Here bro,keep this.
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