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Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3
Video Games Played: TF2, BioShock, Victoria II, Total War Series
Interests: War, History
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#7 - I really want to see this. 7 minutes ago on Dear crackerjacks 0
#31 - Picture 22 hours ago on Vegetarians be like +26
#160 - The more I think about it, the more she could fit in wit… 23 hours ago on amen 0
#119 - Is it actually a Manga about plump girls though?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on amen 0
User avatar #121 - garaichu (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, not exactly, but it's an excellent read nonetheless.

It's only got 10 chapters out yet, it's based on a Light Novel by the same name, but definitely check it out. The main character pretty much starts out pissed at the world.
#8 - Had a student turn in his 100 point final with a 100 dollar no… 12/18/2014 on Finals 0
#31 - Now that's what men say when they want curves. …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2014 on amen +21
#195 - theswagisreal (20 hours ago) [-]
I love how some (not all) chicks use the word plump to describe themselves if they're really fat as phuck.
#131 - shaddyz (12/18/2014) [-]
what kinda ex did you have?
#160 - davidteninch (23 hours ago) [-]
The more I think about it, the more she could fit in with a lot of views we see on tumblr. She had always been self conscious about her weight, which I thought was ridiculous. Not only was she pretty, but a lot of her weight was concentrated in her hips/butt/thighs which just made her pear-shaped, not fat. However, she always hated terms like, "hourglass, pear, curvy, etc." because she felt it brought too much attention just to how a woman looks, and nothing more.

TL;DR She was a strong independent women who didn't need no man.
User avatar #113 - garaichu (12/18/2014) [-]
Nigga at least give people sauce to this most excellent manga when you post this!

Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari for those who want to know.
User avatar #119 - davidteninch (12/18/2014) [-]
Is it actually a Manga about plump girls though?
User avatar #121 - garaichu (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, not exactly, but it's an excellent read nonetheless.

It's only got 10 chapters out yet, it's based on a Light Novel by the same name, but definitely check it out. The main character pretty much starts out pissed at the world.
#48 - kiaserzerg (12/18/2014) [-]
i want a 22 year old girl, who takes it in the ass, swallows, is obedient and looks like shes 14. oh wait thats my 28 year old girlfriend.
#169 - meangirlz (21 hours ago) [-]
I didn't know a hand could take it in the ass
User avatar #92 - elmarcocfc (12/18/2014) [-]
You have a 28 year old girlfriend that looks 14?
User avatar #111 - garaichu (12/18/2014) [-]
He has a 28 year old girlfriend that's 22???
User avatar #77 - deadmanlopez (12/18/2014) [-]
....... no one asked about any of that
#17 - There's either two meanings to this post: He had no h… 12/18/2014 on Lucky 0
#16 - Comment deleted 12/18/2014 on Lucky 0
#8 - I see Winston Churchill is alive and well.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Oh, cool. Let me take a pic. +7
User avatar #9 - kokanum (12/18/2014) [-]
Germany?
#2 - What the hell is Filthy Frank up to now? 12/17/2014 on Found it in a textbook +1

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#62 - majormayor ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Is this cute?
#63 to #62 - davidteninch ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
You got me pegged pretty dang well. The only thing is I don't prefer furries.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidteninch ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
boredom
User avatar #59 - majormayor ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
We never talk anymore.
User avatar #60 to #59 - davidteninch ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Well what have you been up to?
User avatar #61 to #60 - majormayor ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much.
#53 to #52 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish it didn't, but it does.
User avatar #54 to #53 - majormayor ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
#55 to #54 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm saying it does grab my attention.
User avatar #56 to #55 - majormayor ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I know that. Why do you wish it didn't, though?
User avatar #57 to #56 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a deer-ish thing.
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormayor ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then.
#45 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
He.. Hello.. Hello Doctor? Can you hear me? This is.... highly.... urgency.... top discression.... tits.....Call me back will you?
#46 to #45 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten.  How has it been?
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten. How has it been?
#47 to #46 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.   
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
#48 to #47 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever.  But it's all the same.
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever. But it's all the same.
#49 to #48 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?   
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.    
   
Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.

Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
#50 to #49 - davidteninch ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around.  Although time is never long enough....
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around. Although time is never long enough....
#51 to #50 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.    
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.   
   
And remember.... if.... just.... and always.....  Run
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.

And remember.... if.... just.... and always..... Run
User avatar #40 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - davidteninch ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Assemble the most comfortable and cutest bed imaginable.
User avatar #42 to #41 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what? Are you using them as a mattress?
User avatar #43 to #42 - davidteninch ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Use fat one as mattress, have fun time with more fit one. Lots of soft things to have fun with.
User avatar #44 to #43 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Good plan.
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#30 - arialynx ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I like you, you post Tennant a lot.  Can we be friends, pretty please?
I like you, you post Tennant a lot. Can we be friends, pretty please?
#31 to #30 - davidteninch ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Of course.
#28 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I like your name
#29 to #28 - davidteninch ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Same to you
Same to you
User avatar #25 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/flags/

This is some good **** , man.
#26 to #25 - davidteninch ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
hahah, nice
hahah, nice
User avatar #27 to #26 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
I get a good laugh out of a lot of it too.
#18 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 6**

Did you see this post yesterday? (This image doesn't have the added text at the bottom, though.)
#19 to #18 - davidteninch ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
yes, yes I did.  I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
yes, yes I did. I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yep. Dem hips. I find them all attractive, though.
User avatar #21 to #20 - davidteninch ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
well of course, one does not simply resist a pretty woman.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#23 to #22 - davidteninch ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
So, were you just posting to say hi?
So, were you just posting to say hi?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure.
#16 - johrny (08/12/2013) [-]
bist du deutscher?
#17 to #16 - davidteninch ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
ich wünsche
ich wünsche
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/29/2013) [-]
butts 2: the return of butts
#14 to #13 - davidteninch ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd watch it.



Sorry for not being on my old account more often, it's just a constant reminder to my ban last year and I'm sick of thinking about it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I can be patient.
#7 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#8 to #7 - davidteninch ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is.  And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is. And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
#9 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Slaanesh can offer you the doctor. Most likely naked and bound.
#10 to #9 - davidteninch ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
#11 to #10 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Nope. You just have to embrace his rapeyness.
#12 to #11 - davidteninch ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Are we done or what?
#5 to #4 - davidteninch ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't have to work... yet.

However, I am putting aside some things that have to be done.
#3 - legitimacy (06/27/2013) [-]
I have to agree with number one.   
   
Nice username.
I have to agree with number one.

Nice username.
#1 - daltonimor (06/21/2013) [-]
Love the username.
Love the username.
User avatar #2 to #1 - davidteninch ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, I might start using this account as my main since I like the name better.
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