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Video Games Played: TF2, BioShock, Victoria II, Total War Series
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Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#20 - I just wish there was a **** lite, some days I on… 9 hours ago on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +4
#9 - Pretty sure this could also be a plot for a porno.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Good guy Domino's +655
User avatar #200 - hellomynameisbill (3 hours ago) [-]
wow, straight to the bed in a state of undress
#180 - CXJokerXD (5 hours ago) [-]
Whose to say it wasn't?
#208 - luciferusmaximus (2 hours ago) [-]
>Conscience check...
>Conscience affected? No... not really
>Naughtiness Intensifies
>"Thanks for the idea" begins...
<Result: Get's killed for trying to make pervitude look cute at the wrong person.
User avatar #133 - jakuhlope (8 hours ago) [-]
It has.
There's a quote along the lines of "Blew my load and got pizza. Today was a good day."
saw it in nsfw
User avatar #22 - schmuxy (16 hours ago) [-]
except the girl is delivering the pizza... unusual for a porno
#59 - malexandercalamity (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #61 - schmuxy (11 hours ago) [-]
uh.... source?
#108 - malexandercalamity (8 hours ago) [-]
tran4of3's deviantart page

tran4of3.deviantart.com/art/Pizza-Delivery-340485504

It's not NSFW
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (12 hours ago) [-]
Eh, I can see it happening tho.
#30 - eskaywalker (14 hours ago) [-]
Plot twist: it's not a girl.
#11 - One is a rule of all the comics, the other is an error. 10/24/2014 on Daily dose of history +3
#6 - The flag of the Austrian Empire is actually incorrect as that …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Daily dose of history +11
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (10/24/2014) [-]
And Polandball is always drawn upside down, your point?
User avatar #11 - davidteninch (10/24/2014) [-]
One is a rule of all the comics, the other is an error.
#9 - The joke is that if we coexist, that also means we should give…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Hitler makes me moist +111
User avatar #65 - garymotherfingoak (10/24/2014) [-]
are you sure that's what he's trying to convey?
User avatar #51 - Mahazama (10/24/2014) [-]
Coexist with those that do not pose a threat to your coexistence with others.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
ecomically speaking fascism is a reasonable economic structure for a country.
forget as the rasist ideas you associate with it because its simply a model that prevents businesses from doing shit that is detrimental to the good of the nation.

Market would be similar to normal democratic country , however the government can reject ideas that harm the nation as a whole. Jews were causing issues for hitlers nazi party and copped alot of anti-semetism due to their busines practises . I think most europeans thought jews were detrimental to their nation. and hence holocaust would prevent jews from harming their country.

Its a viable political model , today after social justice movement, no fascism would escalate to nazi standards.
User avatar #12 - dadukesta (10/23/2014) [-]
Yesterday i saw one of those "Coexist" bumper stickers which uses all the religious symbols and i thought to myself,
"Does that mean they aren't allowed to assimilate? Like, wouldn't the best outcome be for them to not blend with each other or be put in a fruit salad together but be turned into a single entity?"
Is the natural course of people to assimilate and possibly eliminate the weaker traits?
Is assimilation moral?
Was Hitler's dream correct but skewed?

TLR Hitler did nothing wrong
#7 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Mile high Club +3
#7 - Those slow hip movements. 10/21/2014 on 60fps Fancam Hnnng +1
#1 - That last one is the main reason I actually visit DeviantART. 10/17/2014 on What Happens in DeviantArt,... +4
#3 - Why was the line added under the original mouth to make the mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Snoppkittlare 0
User avatar #5 - iusethisaccfornsfw (10/16/2014) [-]
no really I just thought it looked funny and shit.
#4 - iusethisaccfornsfw (10/16/2014) [-]
#8 - That description though. 10/16/2014 on You see comrade... 0

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#62 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Is this cute?
#63 to #62 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
You got me pegged pretty dang well. The only thing is I don't prefer furries.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
boredom
User avatar #59 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
We never talk anymore.
User avatar #60 to #59 - davidteninch (08/19/2014) [-]
Well what have you been up to?
User avatar #61 to #60 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much.
#53 to #52 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish it didn't, but it does.
#55 to #54 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm saying it does grab my attention.
User avatar #56 to #55 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
I know that. Why do you wish it didn't, though?
User avatar #57 to #56 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a deer-ish thing.
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then.
#45 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
He.. Hello.. Hello Doctor? Can you hear me? This is.... highly.... urgency.... top discression.... tits.....Call me back will you?
#46 to #45 - davidteninch (05/09/2014) [-]
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten.  How has it been?
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten. How has it been?
#47 to #46 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.   
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
#48 to #47 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever.  But it's all the same.
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever. But it's all the same.
#49 to #48 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?   
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.    
   
Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.

Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
#50 to #49 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around.  Although time is never long enough....
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around. Although time is never long enough....
#51 to #50 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.    
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.   
   
And remember.... if.... just.... and always.....  Run
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.

And remember.... if.... just.... and always..... Run
User avatar #41 to #40 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Assemble the most comfortable and cutest bed imaginable.
User avatar #42 to #41 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what? Are you using them as a mattress?
User avatar #43 to #42 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Use fat one as mattress, have fun time with more fit one. Lots of soft things to have fun with.
User avatar #44 to #43 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Good plan.
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#32 - secretmouse (01/14/2014) [-]
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#30 - arialynx (01/01/2014) [-]
I like you, you post Tennant a lot.  Can we be friends, pretty please?
I like you, you post Tennant a lot. Can we be friends, pretty please?
#28 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2014) [-]
I like your name
#29 to #28 - davidteninch (01/01/2014) [-]
Same to you
Same to you
User avatar #25 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/flags/

This is some good **** , man.
#26 to #25 - davidteninch (10/18/2013) [-]
hahah, nice
hahah, nice
User avatar #27 to #26 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
I get a good laugh out of a lot of it too.
#18 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 6**

Did you see this post yesterday? (This image doesn't have the added text at the bottom, though.)
#19 to #18 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
yes, yes I did.  I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
yes, yes I did. I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yep. Dem hips. I find them all attractive, though.
User avatar #21 to #20 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
well of course, one does not simply resist a pretty woman.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#23 to #22 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
So, were you just posting to say hi?
So, were you just posting to say hi?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure.
#16 - johrny (08/12/2013) [-]
bist du deutscher?
#17 to #16 - davidteninch (08/12/2013) [-]
ich wünsche
ich wünsche
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/29/2013) [-]
butts 2: the return of butts
#14 to #13 - davidteninch (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd watch it.



Sorry for not being on my old account more often, it's just a constant reminder to my ban last year and I'm sick of thinking about it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I can be patient.
#7 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#8 to #7 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is.  And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is. And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
#9 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Slaanesh can offer you the doctor. Most likely naked and bound.
#10 to #9 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
#11 to #10 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Nope. You just have to embrace his rapeyness.
#12 to #11 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Are we done or what?
#5 to #4 - davidteninch (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't have to work... yet.

However, I am putting aside some things that have to be done.
#3 - legitimacy (06/27/2013) [-]
I have to agree with number one.   
   
Nice username.
I have to agree with number one.

Nice username.
#1 - daltonimor (06/21/2013) [-]
Love the username.
Love the username.
User avatar #2 to #1 - davidteninch (06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, I might start using this account as my main since I like the name better.
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