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davidteninch

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Steam Profile: Gmer_freak
Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3
Video Games Played: TF2, BioShock, Victoria II, Total War Series
Interests: War, History
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Location:TARDIS
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#2 - Punchline in Title 17 hours ago on If a condon breakes, you... +16
#26 - What was the original post about?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Hexepacubo Codrudue +2
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#32 - rassamdul (05/27/2016) [-]
Darude: Battle Toads
#25 - And it's a slippery slope to all the other inflation fetishes. 05/27/2016 on Discovered a New Fetish +9
#10 - Horse meat is actually better than cow meat because it's leane…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Where do you draw the line +1
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#12 - lean (05/26/2016) [-]
I actually really like the richness of well marbled steak. Horse is good too. I mostly eat wild game though, so a ribeye is a special occasion.
#11 - accountforstripey (05/26/2016) [-]


Noted

learning is fun
#4 - It's a shame they're not married in real life.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2016 on tuna +43
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#29 - esmebuffay (05/25/2016) [-]
Alot of people assumed Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore were married, when this older woman saw him (around the time The Dick Van Dyke show was on the air) and his actual wife together, kissing and whatnot, she chastised him for fooling around on such a wonderful woman as Mary Tyler Moore.
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#11 - sanbonzakura (05/25/2016) [-]
w8 they're not?
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#12 - samoaspider (05/25/2016) [-]
nope

every interview basically includes question if they are a couple or not and say that fans are really disappointed because of this
#16 - I've asked my friends what their heritage is and they're all w… 05/25/2016 on Yes. As a white male I am... 0
#6 - Money makes it easier, but it still requires work. 05/24/2016 on android +1
#25 - I'm just confused why she was so calm about the entire thing f… 05/23/2016 on Prank on sister +1
#6 - He asks a question that we all know the answer to. They'll go…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on The Breakfast Club +40
#33 - justtocomment (05/22/2016) [-]
But the nerd and spaz are both willing to approach them in the hallways. They're willing to forget whatever clique they're supposed to be in because they've made new friends. The princess and the jock don't though because they can't forgo their popularity for the sake of the people they now know are awesome to hang out with.
#11 - The content from that link is very... interesting. 05/22/2016 on Best waifu? +1
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#80 - kibbleking (04/25/2015) [-]
Star Trek > Star Wars
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#76 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
I hear there's a cure for autism coming out. Glad people like you are getting help.
#77 to #76 - davidteninch (02/06/2015) [-]
Thank god, I thought I was doomed.
#69 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Remember when we used to talk a lot?
#70 to #69 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Those were good times. What have you been up to lately?
#71 to #70 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Other internet things and university.
#72 to #71 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
I could say the same, what university are you attending?
#73 to #72 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
IUPUI
#74 to #73 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Didn't realize we were in the same part of the US. What's your major going to be?
#75 to #74 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea.
#79 to #75 - kibbleking (04/25/2015) [-]
It should be mayor.
#67 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
well, crap
#68 to #67 - davidteninch (12/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I only accept store bought crap.
#62 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Is this cute?
#63 to #62 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
You got me pegged pretty dang well. The only thing is I don't prefer furries.
#64 to #63 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Alright.
#65 to #64 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
#66 to #65 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
boredom
#59 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
We never talk anymore.
#60 to #59 - davidteninch (08/19/2014) [-]
Well what have you been up to?
#61 to #60 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much.
#53 to #52 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish it didn't, but it does.
#54 to #53 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
#55 to #54 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm saying it does grab my attention.
#56 to #55 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
I know that. Why do you wish it didn't, though?
#57 to #56 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a deer-ish thing.
#58 to #57 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then.
#45 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
He.. Hello.. Hello Doctor? Can you hear me? This is.... highly.... urgency.... top discression.... tits.....Call me back will you?
#46 to #45 - davidteninch (05/09/2014) [-]
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten.  How has it been?
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten. How has it been?
#47 to #46 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.   
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
#48 to #47 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever.  But it's all the same.
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever. But it's all the same.
#49 to #48 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?   
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.    
   
Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.

Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
#50 to #49 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around.  Although time is never long enough....
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around. Although time is never long enough....
#51 to #50 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.    
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.   
   
And remember.... if.... just.... and always.....  Run
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.

And remember.... if.... just.... and always..... Run
#40 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
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You end up between these two goofballs. What do?
#41 to #40 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Assemble the most comfortable and cutest bed imaginable.
#42 to #41 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what? Are you using them as a mattress?
#43 to #42 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Use fat one as mattress, have fun time with more fit one. Lots of soft things to have fun with.
#44 to #43 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Good plan.