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davidteninch

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: Gmer_freak
Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3
Video Games Played: TF2, BioShock, Victoria II, Total War Series
Interests: War, History
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:TARDIS
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#4 - The Roman Empire is completely different than the First Reich.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on Fritz and the 1st Reich +25
User avatar #22 - komandantmirkoo (09/01/2015) [-]
so.. proto reich?
#1 - Election is literally a joke in America. 08/29/2015 on The amount of emotions in... +3
#17 - 12 potential months, 31 potential days, infinite potential yea… 08/27/2015 on U.S. Is Bestest +3
#7 - Comment deleted 08/27/2015 on Mehmet my son 0
#17 - Then why is there a chef if you're not at a restaurant/event?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Do’s And Don’t Of... +5
User avatar #18 - captainprincess (08/26/2015) [-]
someone posted content about restaraunts and a chef on funnyjunk
then I commented on it

Did you not notice that part or...?
#6 - 3? 08/26/2015 on Riddle 0
#10 - If you don't want to abide by someone else's standards, why ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Do’s And Don’t Of... +7
User avatar #15 - captainprincess (08/26/2015) [-]
Im not
User avatar #17 - davidteninch (08/26/2015) [-]
Then why is there a chef if you're not at a restaurant/event?
User avatar #18 - captainprincess (08/26/2015) [-]
someone posted content about restaraunts and a chef on funnyjunk
then I commented on it

Did you not notice that part or...?
User avatar #14 - mcmanybucks (08/26/2015) [-]
Its one thing to be a respectul human and abide by common rules and regulations, but if the chef comes to my table and tells me that im using the cutlery wrong, im out.
#16 - Don't see any flaws in that logic. 08/26/2015 on Tumblr bakes cookies +36
#19 - This picture is funnier than the original comic. 08/26/2015 on Someone should stay out of... 0
#4 - People are bringing up slavery as if it didn't happen to all r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Niggers +22
#21 - mrhaihoang (08/26/2015) [-]
he even lights the cigar on the wrong end
#14 - aidnyan (08/25/2015) [-]
Who is implying that and where? All the dude in the content is saying is that the world has always been fucked up, and that slavery was a part of it.
#11 - testaburger (08/25/2015) [-]
>bunch of niggers kill and enslave each other
>sell some of the slaves to white people
>white people are blamed for slavery

Also
>bunch of niggers travel to Europe and enslave white people
>nobody blames niggers for white slavery

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User avatar #80 - kibbleking (04/25/2015) [-]
Star Trek > Star Wars
#78 - moisture has deleted their comment [-]
#76 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
I hear there's a cure for autism coming out. Glad people like you are getting help.
#77 to #76 - davidteninch (02/06/2015) [-]
Thank god, I thought I was doomed.
User avatar #69 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Remember when we used to talk a lot?
#70 to #69 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Those were good times. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #71 to #70 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Other internet things and university.
User avatar #72 to #71 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
I could say the same, what university are you attending?
User avatar #73 to #72 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
IUPUI
User avatar #74 to #73 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Didn't realize we were in the same part of the US. What's your major going to be?
User avatar #75 to #74 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #79 to #75 - kibbleking (04/25/2015) [-]
It should be mayor.
User avatar #67 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
well, crap
User avatar #68 to #67 - davidteninch (12/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I only accept store bought crap.
#62 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Is this cute?
#63 to #62 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
You got me pegged pretty dang well. The only thing is I don't prefer furries.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
boredom
User avatar #59 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
We never talk anymore.
User avatar #60 to #59 - davidteninch (08/19/2014) [-]
Well what have you been up to?
User avatar #61 to #60 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much.
#53 to #52 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish it didn't, but it does.
#55 to #54 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm saying it does grab my attention.
User avatar #56 to #55 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
I know that. Why do you wish it didn't, though?
User avatar #57 to #56 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a deer-ish thing.
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then.
#45 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
He.. Hello.. Hello Doctor? Can you hear me? This is.... highly.... urgency.... top discression.... tits.....Call me back will you?
#46 to #45 - davidteninch (05/09/2014) [-]
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten.  How has it been?
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten. How has it been?
#47 to #46 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.   
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
#48 to #47 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever.  But it's all the same.
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever. But it's all the same.
#49 to #48 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?   
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.    
   
Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.

Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
#50 to #49 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around.  Although time is never long enough....
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around. Although time is never long enough....
#51 to #50 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.    
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.   
   
And remember.... if.... just.... and always.....  Run
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.

And remember.... if.... just.... and always..... Run
User avatar #41 to #40 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Assemble the most comfortable and cutest bed imaginable.
User avatar #42 to #41 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what? Are you using them as a mattress?
User avatar #43 to #42 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Use fat one as mattress, have fun time with more fit one. Lots of soft things to have fun with.
User avatar #44 to #43 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Good plan.
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#32 - secretmouse (01/14/2014) [-]
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#30 - arialynx (01/01/2014) [-]
I like you, you post Tennant a lot.  Can we be friends, pretty please?
I like you, you post Tennant a lot. Can we be friends, pretty please?
#28 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2014) [-]
I like your name
#29 to #28 - davidteninch (01/01/2014) [-]
Same to you
Same to you
User avatar #25 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/flags/

This is some good **** , man.
#26 to #25 - davidteninch (10/18/2013) [-]
hahah, nice
hahah, nice
User avatar #27 to #26 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
I get a good laugh out of a lot of it too.
#18 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 6**

Did you see this post yesterday? (This image doesn't have the added text at the bottom, though.)
#19 to #18 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
yes, yes I did.  I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
yes, yes I did. I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yep. Dem hips. I find them all attractive, though.
User avatar #21 to #20 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
well of course, one does not simply resist a pretty woman.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#23 to #22 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
So, were you just posting to say hi?
So, were you just posting to say hi?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure.
#16 - johrny (08/12/2013) [-]
bist du deutscher?
#17 to #16 - davidteninch (08/12/2013) [-]
ich wünsche
ich wünsche
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/29/2013) [-]
butts 2: the return of butts
#14 to #13 - davidteninch (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd watch it.



Sorry for not being on my old account more often, it's just a constant reminder to my ban last year and I'm sick of thinking about it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I can be patient.
#7 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#8 to #7 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is.  And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is. And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
#9 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Slaanesh can offer you the doctor. Most likely naked and bound.
#10 to #9 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
#11 to #10 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Nope. You just have to embrace his rapeyness.
#12 to #11 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Are we done or what?
#5 to #4 - davidteninch (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't have to work... yet.

However, I am putting aside some things that have to be done.
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