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davidteninch

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: Gmer_freak
Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3
Video Games Played: TF2, BioShock, Victoria II, Total War Series
Interests: War, History
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:6/27/2015
Location:TARDIS
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#80 - Thick legs are best legs.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Dear Tumblr, THIS is what... +12
#111 - rmdx (06/21/2015) [-]
I like thick like every other man but that is horse big
User avatar #98 - fuckingtrolls (06/21/2015) [-]
sheeeeeiiit
User avatar #84 - alcoholicsemen (06/20/2015) [-]
but those are pillows
#10 - cap·i·tal1 noun 1. the m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Humans are weird +2
#14 - vrox (06/21/2015) [-]
Its not a synonym for money though, capital means that its being used as a way to get more money. It CAN be money, like if you have money set aside to hire workers or money invested in stocks, but in this case the money being spent isn't capital, its just spending money.
#145 - You turn on my computer, open Mozilla Thunderbird, and you can… 06/13/2015 on She'd be so lost... 0
#143 - I don't have a start-up password for my computer nor do you ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2015 on She'd be so lost... 0
User avatar #144 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"nor do you need a password to access my email"
But you do. That's how emails work, you have to log in using the Email and Password.
User avatar #145 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
You turn on my computer, open Mozilla Thunderbird, and you can access my emails. Even if I fully shut down my system, there's no prompt to enter a password to open my emails.

It's pretty darn easy to get to my stuff if someone wanted to.
#141 - "by the time it got their you'd be back in your body.&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2015 on She'd be so lost... 0
User avatar #142 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"We could have an entire year to figure out who we are until we return to our bodies."
Well then yeah, obviously it wouldn't be hard to find yourself with an entire YEAR.
Also the person in YOUR body wouldn't have your password or know your email to login, and if your computer at start-up has a password screen, they wouldn't be able to log in to that either.
User avatar #143 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
I don't have a start-up password for my computer nor do you need a password to access my email. In my case, it wouldn't be that hard to email the person in my old body.
User avatar #144 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"nor do you need a password to access my email"
But you do. That's how emails work, you have to log in using the Email and Password.
User avatar #145 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
You turn on my computer, open Mozilla Thunderbird, and you can access my emails. Even if I fully shut down my system, there's no prompt to enter a password to open my emails.

It's pretty darn easy to get to my stuff if someone wanted to.
#45 - I only need to know my old email to send myself something. …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2015 on She'd be so lost... -2
User avatar #112 - zionsype (06/12/2015) [-]
"I'm not in my body anymore, if you are in my body of XX at the location of XX, please respond." That letter would not get to them in time, by the time it got their you'd be back in your body.
"I only need to know my old email to send myself something"
What would you send yourself, and what email would you use to send the message?
User avatar #141 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
"by the time it got their you'd be back in your body."
The original post doesn't say how long you remain in your soul-mate's body. We could have an entire year to figure out who we are until we return to our bodies.

I know the email I'm using right now. No matter what computer I'm using, I can send an email to piverson@ xxxxxxx.com and it will end up at the computer in my house for the person in my old body to read. If I swapped bodies, the first thing I would do would be to check my email/facebook/wallet to figure out my new identity.
User avatar #142 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"We could have an entire year to figure out who we are until we return to our bodies."
Well then yeah, obviously it wouldn't be hard to find yourself with an entire YEAR.
Also the person in YOUR body wouldn't have your password or know your email to login, and if your computer at start-up has a password screen, they wouldn't be able to log in to that either.
User avatar #143 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
I don't have a start-up password for my computer nor do you need a password to access my email. In my case, it wouldn't be that hard to email the person in my old body.
User avatar #144 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"nor do you need a password to access my email"
But you do. That's how emails work, you have to log in using the Email and Password.
User avatar #145 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
You turn on my computer, open Mozilla Thunderbird, and you can access my emails. Even if I fully shut down my system, there's no prompt to enter a password to open my emails.

It's pretty darn easy to get to my stuff if someone wanted to.
#8 - Couldn't I just email, text, call, or write my old self from m…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2015 on She'd be so lost... 0
User avatar #41 - zionsype (06/12/2015) [-]
Email:
You don't know her email to email yourself
Text:
Lockscreen on her phone
Writing:
What would you write to yourself that would help?
User avatar #45 - davidteninch (06/12/2015) [-]
I only need to know my old email to send myself something.

I could mail myself with a letter containing, "I'm not in my body anymore, if you are in my body of XX at the location of XX, please respond."
User avatar #112 - zionsype (06/12/2015) [-]
"I'm not in my body anymore, if you are in my body of XX at the location of XX, please respond." That letter would not get to them in time, by the time it got their you'd be back in your body.
"I only need to know my old email to send myself something"
What would you send yourself, and what email would you use to send the message?
User avatar #141 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
"by the time it got their you'd be back in your body."
The original post doesn't say how long you remain in your soul-mate's body. We could have an entire year to figure out who we are until we return to our bodies.

I know the email I'm using right now. No matter what computer I'm using, I can send an email to piverson@ xxxxxxx.com and it will end up at the computer in my house for the person in my old body to read. If I swapped bodies, the first thing I would do would be to check my email/facebook/wallet to figure out my new identity.
User avatar #142 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"We could have an entire year to figure out who we are until we return to our bodies."
Well then yeah, obviously it wouldn't be hard to find yourself with an entire YEAR.
Also the person in YOUR body wouldn't have your password or know your email to login, and if your computer at start-up has a password screen, they wouldn't be able to log in to that either.
User avatar #143 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
I don't have a start-up password for my computer nor do you need a password to access my email. In my case, it wouldn't be that hard to email the person in my old body.
User avatar #144 - zionsype (06/13/2015) [-]
"nor do you need a password to access my email"
But you do. That's how emails work, you have to log in using the Email and Password.
User avatar #145 - davidteninch (06/13/2015) [-]
You turn on my computer, open Mozilla Thunderbird, and you can access my emails. Even if I fully shut down my system, there's no prompt to enter a password to open my emails.

It's pretty darn easy to get to my stuff if someone wanted to.
#13 - He makes money being funny, not being fit. 05/30/2015 on Billy Gardell +27
#16 - Every time I see him shaved, he reminds me of this. 05/29/2015 on Shaving +49
#6 - Except one time I touched her arm and she fell down, claiming …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on FIFA controversy or something 0
User avatar #7 - sinery (05/29/2015) [-]
Keepers don't do that shit, anyone who dare to come into their place will get their ankles broken.
Seriously, keepers can get away with some pretty brutal shit.

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User avatar #80 - kibbleking ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Star Trek > Star Wars
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#76 - Rascal (02/06/2015) [-]
I hear there's a cure for autism coming out. Glad people like you are getting help.
#77 to #76 - davidteninch (02/06/2015) [-]
Thank god, I thought I was doomed.
User avatar #69 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Remember when we used to talk a lot?
#70 to #69 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Those were good times. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #71 to #70 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Other internet things and university.
User avatar #72 to #71 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
I could say the same, what university are you attending?
User avatar #73 to #72 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
IUPUI
User avatar #74 to #73 - davidteninch (01/13/2015) [-]
Didn't realize we were in the same part of the US. What's your major going to be?
User avatar #75 to #74 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #79 to #75 - kibbleking ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
It should be mayor.
User avatar #67 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
well, crap
User avatar #68 to #67 - davidteninch (12/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I only accept store bought crap.
#62 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Is this cute?
#63 to #62 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
You got me pegged pretty dang well. The only thing is I don't prefer furries.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidteninch (10/16/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
boredom
User avatar #59 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
We never talk anymore.
User avatar #60 to #59 - davidteninch (08/19/2014) [-]
Well what have you been up to?
User avatar #61 to #60 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Not much.
#53 to #52 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish it didn't, but it does.
#55 to #54 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm saying it does grab my attention.
User avatar #56 to #55 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
I know that. Why do you wish it didn't, though?
User avatar #57 to #56 - davidteninch (05/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a deer-ish thing.
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay then.
#45 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
He.. Hello.. Hello Doctor? Can you hear me? This is.... highly.... urgency.... top discression.... tits.....Call me back will you?
#46 to #45 - davidteninch (05/09/2014) [-]
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten.  How has it been?
Now this is a message I've almost forgotten. How has it been?
#47 to #46 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.   
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
Ah yes hello. I've stabilized the cognitive transmutizer through the excoherent pendulum.
I've been worrying about my future lately. Everything good in 2008?
#48 to #47 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever.  But it's all the same.
Well you know, Daleks are back with a new paintjob and the Cybermen seem noisier as ever. But it's all the same.
#49 to #48 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?   
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.    
   
Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
I see. Well, It's nothing the old sonic can't fix, is there?
Back in my day tin foil was the most cyber, man.

Does Sarah Jane still stick around?
#50 to #49 - davidteninch (05/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around.  Although time is never long enough....
I wouldn't worry if I were you, she's still around. Although time is never long enough....
#51 to #50 - thethirddoctor (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.    
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.   
   
And remember.... if.... just.... and always.....  Run
It's been good talking to you. But the comunicator force won't keep open much longer.
I'll find a way to open it again. See you around, Doctor.

And remember.... if.... just.... and always..... Run
User avatar #41 to #40 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Assemble the most comfortable and cutest bed imaginable.
User avatar #42 to #41 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what? Are you using them as a mattress?
User avatar #43 to #42 - davidteninch (04/13/2014) [-]
Use fat one as mattress, have fun time with more fit one. Lots of soft things to have fun with.
User avatar #44 to #43 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Good plan.
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#32 - secretmouse (01/14/2014) [-]
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#30 - arialynx (01/01/2014) [-]
I like you, you post Tennant a lot.  Can we be friends, pretty please?
I like you, you post Tennant a lot. Can we be friends, pretty please?
#28 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I like your name
#29 to #28 - davidteninch (01/01/2014) [-]
Same to you
Same to you
User avatar #25 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/flags/

This is some good **** , man.
#26 to #25 - davidteninch (10/18/2013) [-]
hahah, nice
hahah, nice
User avatar #27 to #26 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
I get a good laugh out of a lot of it too.
#18 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 6**

Did you see this post yesterday? (This image doesn't have the added text at the bottom, though.)
#19 to #18 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
yes, yes I did.  I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
yes, yes I did. I'm a fan of 2, 7, and 8 if that's what you're getting at.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yep. Dem hips. I find them all attractive, though.
User avatar #21 to #20 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
well of course, one does not simply resist a pretty woman.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#23 to #22 - davidteninch (09/27/2013) [-]
So, were you just posting to say hi?
So, were you just posting to say hi?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure.
#16 - johrny (08/12/2013) [-]
bist du deutscher?
#17 to #16 - davidteninch (08/12/2013) [-]
ich wünsche
ich wünsche
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/29/2013) [-]
butts 2: the return of butts
#14 to #13 - davidteninch (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd watch it.



Sorry for not being on my old account more often, it's just a constant reminder to my ban last year and I'm sick of thinking about it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I can be patient.
#7 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#8 to #7 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is.  And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
Sorry, I've already accepted David Tennant as my lord, lord of time that is. And trust me, a journey with the Doctor is one hell of a drug.
#9 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Slaanesh can offer you the doctor. Most likely naked and bound.
#10 to #9 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
Do I have to pay for those services up front, or can I pay later?
#11 to #10 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Nope. You just have to embrace his rapeyness.
#12 to #11 - davidteninch (07/25/2013) [-]
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
I curious, aroused, yet fearful for the sanctity of my anal regions.
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Are we done or what?
#5 to #4 - davidteninch (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
Sorry, just haven't gotten back to posting with you on my old account. Busy work week.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't have to work... yet.

However, I am putting aside some things that have to be done.
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