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datgermanguy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:3/10/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8713
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 9017 total,  9742 ,  725
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:1916
FJ Points:8853

latest user's comments

#97 - Wait a second. When he places the hole on something solid…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2014 on black hole +12
#99 - Twigspeaker (06/26/2014) [-]
Spooky ooky, man.
It's like his hand isn't going to the other side of the paper... IN THIS REALITY.
User avatar #111 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
porn of them?
User avatar #164 - newforomador (06/27/2014) [-]
Go onto e621.net and look up either drider or arachnid. Drider is the name of that type of creature, a spider with a human upper body. If you search arachnid you find porn of just normal spiders, so watch out.
#122 - Twigspeaker (06/26/2014) [-]
Uhh... uhh... Here, take this wallpaper. Best I can do.
#136 - illogicalvulcan (06/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that the boss from Dark Souls? or A boss rather.
User avatar #123 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
*faps wildly*
#149 - Twigspeaker (06/27/2014) [-]
...Still not sure why the first thing I thought of was Quelaag and not Rachnera.
#52 - Aren't you the guy who tried to replicate geckosandcheerios an…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on England coming back from... +1
#53 - lizardlickscereal (06/26/2014) [-]
#54 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually that's true. Take my thumb.
#80 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Art +4
#108 - There are two people who have favorited this... Well ever…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on She doesn't want anyone... +7
User avatar #125 - yaybacon (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe they favorite just to watch the replies it gets?
User avatar #126 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe...but maybe not. This thought, it keeps me up at night.
#301 - The end though...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on satisfying 0
User avatar #374 - maldel (06/26/2014) [-]
Source plz? it kinda reminds me something in my childhood but I'm not sure what is it
#15 - Fake. A real german would never think of getting them out of t… 06/25/2014 on Apple Juice +42
#187 - This guy is troll king. 06/25/2014 on Ken M 0
#43 - She's actually not a pirate, she is a pirate hunter.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Numero Uno +75
User avatar #53 - warzon (06/25/2014) [-]
And that's why the female pirate thread dint stay alive.
#38 - Ouch. 06/18/2014 on Nails 0
#139 - Both games have good sides and bad sides, it's personal prefer… 06/18/2014 on Shots fired +1
#44 - I did not need to see that. 06/17/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 +13
#43 - These make my little bondage fetish seem completely normal.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 +17
User avatar #199 - ieatbengay (06/18/2014) [-]
bondage+anime you mean
#174 - llanox (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
from what i seen either my friend is the master of convincing girls that bondage is okay or about every fucking body has a little bondage fetish. ever one of his gf he has ever dated has a plethora of bondage pictures. and by friend i mean friend i cant get a gf if i had 10 trillion dollars and a woman who would date any man with 10 trillion dollars.
User avatar #283 - curtkobain (06/19/2014) [-]
One of my friends younger brothers apparently convinced his girlfriend to let him do anal sex and to eat her ass out because it wasn't an odd thing to do, they were in 8th grade also.
#175 - melwach (06/18/2014) [-]
I think many girls are more open to stuff like that than you'd think. As long as it's not too extreme or strange you can often include your fetishes as a "every now and then" - thing. At least that's my experience.
User avatar #134 - elcreepo (06/18/2014) [-]
Forniphillia has bondage

I fucking love it because it's the next level of control for BDSM
User avatar #53 - thechosentroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Objectively looking at things, it's fairly normal. Dominance and submissiveness more or less the most common fetishes.
#45 - You all don't understand, he just wanted to show us how good h… 06/17/2014 on "God sent me to earth to... +2
#35 - Please refer to #32. The most probable explaination is that Ky… 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua +1
#32 - Because I prefer team sports over mindless repetitions of the … 06/15/2014 on Do you even lift? +1
#37 - Good for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on chavs +3
User avatar #42 - redstonealchemist (06/15/2014) [-]
what is that from?
#52 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Soul Eater
User avatar #136 - redstonealchemist (06/16/2014) [-]
but soul eater sucks
#139 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I disagree. Either way though, you asked what it was from so I answered.
#44 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Strange growth +1
#740 - So, following that logic, we all should carry fire extinguishe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb -2
User avatar #922 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
we should be ALLOWED to if we choose to do so. That was the point. Ya missed it, flew right by ya.
#100 - Console gamers obsess over graphics as much as PC gamers. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Next Gen +12
User avatar #108 - RealRune (06/12/2014) [-]
They probably complain more these days.
Nintendo fans would praise an actual shit on a stick if Nintendo came out with it.
#207 - Check your religious privilege 06/12/2014 on Gay Priviledge +2
#697 - Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb 0
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#34 - Nothing wrong with that. 06/12/2014 on Tumblr did funny +2
#680 - When you are at the point where you feel the need to shoot bac… 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb -1
#156 - One glorious day, women will admit that they want sex as much … 06/12/2014 on harassment +1
#55 - You should make a simpsonexplain account. 06/12/2014 on damn yellow privilege +2

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