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datgermanguy

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Gender: male
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10964
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 9021 total,  9746 ,  725
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1917
FJ Points:8856

latest user's comments

#386 - And then...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +2
#469 - DeathclawRulez (07/07/2014) [-]
#142 - They are closing in on us.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's home life +11
#263 - oubliette has deleted their comment.
#288 - givememoarpony (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #190 - flamingbananas (07/04/2014) [-]
GIVE ME THE SOURCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
#183 - Shinmaximo (07/03/2014) [-]
This. It. What?
Is this real?
#240 - fefe (07/04/2014) [-]
From the leaked episodes
User avatar #339 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
pff, bs anon, I've seen all episodes so far
#185 - deadmansdope (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, it's not like they did that on the real show, but someone made this, so I guess it's real.
User avatar #269 - pickstar (07/04/2014) [-]
thumb
#96 - Lol did it.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Hot +3
#157 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
shyvana is best waifu
tbh j4 and shyv is my otp i just love them both <3
#167 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Shyvana can't be your waifu because she's obsessed with Jarvan IV. Literally, any other champ could be your waifu.
#168 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
but i am j4 QQ
#169 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Fool! Every Demacian knows that the Jarvan does not refer to himself as J4.
You, sir, are an impostor.
#171 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
Who do you think you are challenging the princes word!!!!1!!
Who says i cant abbreviate my own name!!!
It's more like a nickname then anything
<3 u
#172 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I never thought there could be a worse ship than Lux and Ezreal. But I just found it.
#173 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
however do you mean?
#174 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Why isn't it obvious? Some fellows on the internet find it amusing to make drawings of Miss Crownguard and Lord Jarvan. Hmn....
Fornicating.
#175 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
too be honest i like the lux ezreal pair
and i wasn't trying to do the j4 lux pair
ohh well have some zac and riven >.<
#176 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I am aware of that ship, and I approve of that even less.
Neither do I like Ezreal and Lux.
No Lux player has ever accepted Ezreal as a possible ship.
#177 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
then have an Ahri 'cause i dont now what will make you happy ;_;
JUST TELL ME WHAT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ;_;
#178 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
What generally makes me happy is ships that make sense.
I mean, half the community loves the Taric x Ezreal ship.
I feel that Riot just tried to make Ezreal x Lux a thing due to Ezreal's name being based off a Riot Staff member: Ezreal.
And I also hate any porn involving Teemo.
#179 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
how about a lulu veigar ship?
ignore the bottom unless you like it
#180 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't really like the Lulu x Veigar ship (I mean, one tastes purple and the other is fucking evil.) But I have to accept the fact that it's the only one (Besides canon Katarina and Garen) that makes sense.
Ahri's a slut, and Sona can't say no.
#181 - zungetsu (07/03/2014) [-]
IS THERE NOTHING IN THIS SHIPPING GAME THAT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY;_;
i just want to make you happy
how about nidilee and rengar?
#4423 - **datgermanguy rolls 315,194,425** Let's do this! 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#91 - Source: Your imagination 06/28/2014 on Book 3 in a nutshell +2
#13 - Nickelodeon had a homicide in the first season (Amon and his b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on He's dead +3
#29 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/29/2014) [-]
unfoturaly because of that they got moved to friday nights instead of saturday mornings
User avatar #30 - gameless (06/29/2014) [-]
Wasn't it always on fridays?
#67 - Korrasami is almost reality. I can feel it.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Book 3 in a nutshell +2
#90 - yisumad (06/28/2014) [-]
Is there a source? For obvious reasons.
#91 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Source: Your imagination
#11 - You have three options. 1. Step up your game - > This o… 06/28/2014 on Nice build... 0
#13 - In the LolPicture folder you go... God knows I love that m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Sona cosplaying kat. +5
#45 - griffeni (06/29/2014) [-]
#30 - fefe (06/28/2014) [-]
Well she can't say no.
#29 - syluxsc (06/28/2014) [-]
Hehe... Could i ask you for a Dance?
#16 - fefe (06/28/2014) [-]
Ah Karbo. He makes great...art.
#166 - Makes sense. But why brag about being undefeated if the gr… 06/28/2014 on Apologies, everyone. 0
#5 - This is totally relevant to my interests and all, but I have t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Dope art +8
#14 - fefe (07/03/2014) [-]
The artist really done fucked up that Master Sword. Looks like I could clean my teeth with that it's so thin.
User avatar #8 - krobeles (06/28/2014) [-]
Because Link dresses like a male prostitute?
#7 - fefe (06/28/2014) [-]
She also has a sword. So maybe she cut it.
User avatar #6 - schnizel (06/28/2014) [-]
Magic.
#211 - Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridi… 06/28/2014 on True Story +3
#209 - Yeah I can see that. But still...this is like....maximum l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Story +5
User avatar #233 - lanfearandthecup (06/28/2014) [-]
when i was in high school i fapped in the bathroom everyday, never got caught, probably because im a dry guy, no noise... so yay
#210 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be frank with ya, I was NOT a very smart kid
#211 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridiculous.
But at least you're honest about it.
#48 - Grow a vagina. Problem solved. 06/28/2014 on welcome to /a 2 +6
#150 - USA is not undefeated, we won against them. Also, our gro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Apologies, everyone. +1
User avatar #158 - givememoarpony (06/28/2014) [-]
Look at the date. It's talking about the Portugal match, not the Germany one,
#166 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense.
But why brag about being undefeated if the group phase is not even finished...?
Every team is undefeated at some point....at the beginning of the tournament!
#175 - OP said not to ask why he faced the door.... But this is a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Story +9
#204 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I was 11, I barely knew what I was doing in the first place
#209 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see that.
But still...this is like....maximum level of not being able to think logically. I mean, everyone had the time when he wanted to masturbate despite the circumstances not being very good. But doing it 1.during the day 2.SPREADEAGLE on the bed 3.facing the door 4.which is unlocked.
I don't know. I have always been able to hide that stuff, even in the phase when I didn't really know what it is.
User avatar #233 - lanfearandthecup (06/28/2014) [-]
when i was in high school i fapped in the bathroom everyday, never got caught, probably because im a dry guy, no noise... so yay
#210 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be frank with ya, I was NOT a very smart kid
#211 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridiculous.
But at least you're honest about it.
User avatar #194 - neutralgray (06/28/2014) [-]
Sense of risk gives a bigger thrill.
#81 - You are the real MVP. 06/28/2014 on silly bitches +2
#54 - Actually that's true. Take my thumb. 06/26/2014 on England coming back from... +1
#95 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Welp 0
#97 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
#22 - I always thought that the artist would go back and make fun of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Ass Cream 0
User avatar #24 - kennyh (06/26/2014) [-]
I thought that too, but is has literally been years now and he just gets worse and worse.
#303 - Comment deleted 06/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation +1
#77 - Yeah, his endless rambling about his senseless revenge would m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Clueless Gamer: Conan... +1
User avatar #175 - numbertwozeldafan (06/28/2014) [-]
I just WANT it to end.
User avatar #102 - MysticTomatoe (06/27/2014) [-]
spoiler he wants to be the hokage now
#85 - Good observation. You deserve a medal. 06/26/2014 on Welp 0
#81 - Not all glitches are bad.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Welp +3
User avatar #94 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
we need porn of this
#95 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
#97 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
#87 - artyomthebadass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #83 - maybetraffy (06/26/2014) [-]
you're not include
#85 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Good observation. You deserve a medal.
#84 - nazo (06/26/2014) [-]
bravo

he means the character, she is a glitch in the movie
#126 - Maybe...but maybe not. This thought, it keeps me up at night. 06/26/2014 on She doesn't want anyone... 0

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