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Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:10/29/2014
Location:Germany
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Comment Ranking:#8485
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 8730 total,  9442 ,  712
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#187 - This guy is troll king. 06/25/2014 on Ken M 0
#43 - She's actually not a pirate, she is a pirate hunter.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Numero Uno +74
User avatar #53 - warzon (06/25/2014) [-]
And that's why the female pirate thread dint stay alive.
#38 - Ouch. 06/18/2014 on Nails 0
#139 - Both games have good sides and bad sides, it's personal prefer… 06/18/2014 on Shots fired +1
#44 - I did not need to see that. 06/17/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 +13
#43 - These make my little bondage fetish seem completely normal.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 +17
User avatar #199 - ieatbengay (06/18/2014) [-]
bondage+anime you mean
#174 - llanox (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
from what i seen either my friend is the master of convincing girls that bondage is okay or about every fucking body has a little bondage fetish. ever one of his gf he has ever dated has a plethora of bondage pictures. and by friend i mean friend i cant get a gf if i had 10 trillion dollars and a woman who would date any man with 10 trillion dollars.
User avatar #283 - curtkobain (06/19/2014) [-]
One of my friends younger brothers apparently convinced his girlfriend to let him do anal sex and to eat her ass out because it wasn't an odd thing to do, they were in 8th grade also.
#175 - melwach (06/18/2014) [-]
I think many girls are more open to stuff like that than you'd think. As long as it's not too extreme or strange you can often include your fetishes as a "every now and then" - thing. At least that's my experience.
User avatar #134 - elcreepo (06/18/2014) [-]
Forniphillia has bondage

I fucking love it because it's the next level of control for BDSM
User avatar #53 - thechosentroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Objectively looking at things, it's fairly normal. Dominance and submissiveness more or less the most common fetishes.
#45 - You all don't understand, he just wanted to show us how good h… 06/17/2014 on "God sent me to earth to... +2
#35 - Please refer to #32. The most probable explaination is that Ky… 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua +1
#32 - Because I prefer team sports over mindless repetitions of the … 06/15/2014 on Do you even lift? +1
#37 - Good for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on chavs +3
User avatar #42 - redstonealchemist (06/15/2014) [-]
what is that from?
#52 - anon (06/16/2014) [-]
Soul Eater
User avatar #136 - redstonealchemist (06/16/2014) [-]
but soul eater sucks
#139 - anon (06/16/2014) [-]
I disagree. Either way though, you asked what it was from so I answered.
#44 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Strange growth +1
#740 - So, following that logic, we all should carry fire extinguishe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb -2
User avatar #922 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
we should be ALLOWED to if we choose to do so. That was the point. Ya missed it, flew right by ya.
#100 - Console gamers obsess over graphics as much as PC gamers. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Next Gen +12
User avatar #108 - RealRune (06/12/2014) [-]
They probably complain more these days.
Nintendo fans would praise an actual shit on a stick if Nintendo came out with it.
#207 - Check your religious privilege 06/12/2014 on Gay Priviledge +2
#697 - Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb 0
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#34 - Nothing wrong with that. 06/12/2014 on Tumblr did funny +2
#680 - When you are at the point where you feel the need to shoot bac… 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb -1
#156 - One glorious day, women will admit that they want sex as much … 06/12/2014 on harassment +1
#55 - You should make a simpsonexplain account. 06/12/2014 on damn yellow privilege +2
#653 - That says more about the police than about the citizens.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb +3
User avatar #688 - ChaosShuffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The police tend to be american citizens too.
User avatar #926 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
who in general favor citizens carrying.
User avatar #697 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a policemen. Therefore, I use the word "police" to refer to citizens which are employed by the state to function as guardians of laws. A function which actually has a reason to carry firearms.
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#644 - Dear Americans: I really like you all and I know that most of …  [+] (19 new replies) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb 0
#940 - redbannerman (06/13/2014) [-]
Now ask yourself, What is a cop? Another human being just like the rest of us. Cops aren't special people, they're just people with a badge. You and I could be cops, Think about that. Whats the difference between me with a gun and me as a cop with a gun? Simple, a piece of metal stating I'm a cop. Look at some of the shit some cops do and tell me that they're not as fucked in the head as the shitmiester who shot up the cinema.
#924 - lilnuggetbob (06/13/2014) [-]
#923 - lilnuggetbob (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #746 - thempc (06/12/2014) [-]
i think the only logical time to carry concealed or open is if you're in the wilderness, like hunting or camping or something. you're much more likely to run into a dangerous animal in the wild than be at the site of a mass shooting in an urban are
#726 - haidbz (06/12/2014) [-]
Coming from Norway, I myself get scared if I saw anyone at all carrying any gun but a hunting rifle. Reason being that is the only kind of gun you can legally get in Norway, to my knowledge.
I am, unfotunately, unaware to the specific laws on guns in my country because they don't concern me, but if norwegian police are allowed to carry guns, they are not permitted to carry them openly. I actually think they are legally bound to keep them in the police cars until needed, but I might be mistaken.
User avatar #718 - smokingman (06/12/2014) [-]
Exactly.

That's what police is for, and that's why we ensure that police is doing a good work preventing crime.
User avatar #866 - theaveragejoe (06/13/2014) [-]
yep definitely
"Stop right there criminal scum! The police will be here in fifteen minutes so that means you can't hurt me or anyone else!"
#724 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
"thats what the police are for" welp guess I dont need this fire extinguisher in my kitchen then, thats what the fire department is for.
User avatar #740 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
So, following that logic, we all should carry fire extinguishers with us all the time?
User avatar #922 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
we should be ALLOWED to if we choose to do so. That was the point. Ya missed it, flew right by ya.
User avatar #727 - smokingman (06/12/2014) [-]
Analogies, learn to use them.

Also, GTFO, anon.
#676 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
The police can shoot you too
User avatar #680 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
When you are at the point where you feel the need to shoot back at the police, you are fucked anyways.
User avatar #648 - roliga (06/12/2014) [-]
You do realize that citizens in America who carry a firearm on average have a lower error rate when using it than the police do right?
User avatar #653 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
That says more about the police than about the citizens.
User avatar #688 - ChaosShuffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The police tend to be american citizens too.
User avatar #926 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
who in general favor citizens carrying.
User avatar #697 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a policemen. Therefore, I use the word "police" to refer to citizens which are employed by the state to function as guardians of laws. A function which actually has a reason to carry firearms.
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#36 - I think you will be able to customize. Why shouldn't you be? 06/12/2014 on Pants pants 0
#96 - Since you have like 3 screenshots and no information about the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on What I've been doing for... +17
#209 - Actually knowing the fact that he was a normal person in his p… 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +2
#291 - Aside from that I liked the game. 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars 0
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