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Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:8/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#3920
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 8657 total,  9361 ,  704
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Total Comments Made:1808
FJ Points:8581

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#199 - I'm german and this is 100% true. Trust me. 06/09/2014 on i love my country +2
#204 - I think admin has multiple personae.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Does no one remember? +2
User avatar #206 - givememoarpony (06/08/2014) [-]
i thought everyone knew that. his personalities include the authoritarian dick kim jong un, cool lifting bro dj 4dm1n and your typical shitposter.
#62 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Would you believe him? 0
#292 - <MFW we had all this awesome equipment and still lost the w…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2014 on German Army WWII comp +1
#311 - justtocomment (06/07/2014) [-]
He would have won the war on two fronts if he had any any point listened to his generals about the western front. And I'm not sure if you live in Europe, but most of them speak German as a second language if nothing else because Germany has become one of the most economically stable countries on the globe.
Even if Hitler had managed to push all the way to Moscow, look at how well that went for Napoleon - the Russians burnt the land and moved on. Had Hitler taken Moscow, the Russians would have bombed the railways, salted the land, and focused on the Western Front with Japan. They would've taken Manchuria, and Japan would have directed most of their forces to that front. America would not have taken such losses on the Pacific Theater, and focused more on the European front. The German troops in Russia would be isolated an incapable of mass movement back to the east (due to the bombed railways by the "defeated" Russians).
Or we say Hitler never double crossed Russia, and never opened up to an Eastern Front. Japan would have eventually gone after Manchuria (and much of the Eastern portion of Russia) causing Russia to enter the war in a similar fashion to the USA.
WWII was not a win-able war for Germany. They picked the wrong allies, and Hitler let his personal desires lead him to terrible military decisions. Had he listened to his generals, he still would have lost because the Axis went after the two most capable countries in the world - the two that would later go on to be the greatest powers in the world.
Hitler's early success was only due to his implementation of the Blitzkrieg against small and unprepared countries, the inability of France to unite its people, and the even worse strategic capabilities of Britain.
User avatar #300 - alekksandar (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but ultimately the americans won and now the whole world speaks english. And soon we'll all be turned into liberal faggots who get raped in the ass by black people.
#308 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Don't kid yourself, you enjoy getting a thick nigger dick in your butthole.
User avatar #297 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
Not only that, but there'd probably be no degenerate filth like the LGBT tards and tumblr users. Israel wouldn't exist and be allowed to commit crimes on other people. Mulattoes wouldn't walk around acting like their "badass" or "unique" because they're mixed (hybrid vigor illusion). Multiculturalism wouldn't be forced up everyone's ass and people wouldn't be mocked or labeled as a terrorist for thinking of the differences of other races and for not wanting to get in their pants.
User avatar #309 - certifiedidiot (06/07/2014) [-]
A bit pointlessly whiny for a nazi, don't you think?
User avatar #319 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
>Being this butthurt.
>Says someone else is whining.
User avatar #320 - certifiedidiot (06/07/2014) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #299 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
#53 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Bear with me, guys. +1
#111 - Cold-blooded killers, I tell you. 06/07/2014 on My mom is freaking out +1
#90 - You really put a lot of effort into this, didn't you. Unfo… 06/07/2014 on Now in HD +3
#59 - Because people always want the things they can't have more tha… 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +5
#192 - Anime character? 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman +3
#98 - Alarm für Cobra 11 mentioned - Swell with german pride! 06/07/2014 on "Next Gen" +5
#256 - Your kindness knows no bounds. 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help -4
#30 - Holy mother 06/06/2014 on [put generic racist joke here] +3
#32 - Since everyone is doing it 06/05/2014 on Cat Facts 0
#138 - >Door Ladder 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +3
#1662 - **datgermanguy rolled image ** And I will enjoy it! 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#86 - Pervert, although that is well written 06/01/2014 on How to tell the time 0
#1297 - Do it yourself. 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
#1278 - Can't think of anything right now, so here I have a nice pic o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
User avatar #1280 - grogovic (05/31/2014) [-]
**grogovic rolled comment #942175 ** :
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Post NSFW, faggot.
#1297 - datgermanguy (05/31/2014) [-]
Do it yourself.
#73 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Once everyone is special needs 0
#111 - Nothing can shock me anymore.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Effect of Feminism 90 0
User avatar #133 - iitoxictz (05/31/2014) [-]
I envy you, I am still getting pissed as hell and I have seen worse
#147 - Hey, when OP did it, perhaps there is still hope for the rest … 05/31/2014 on I did It!! +1
#89 - Correct! 05/31/2014 on R E S P E C T 0
#96 - I would say this shouldn't be here. 05/31/2014 on Hacking Into a Food Truck +3
#81 - Sounds reasonable. 05/31/2014 on sleepover +5
#40 - Perhaps because the Black Widow is boring as hell and only in … 05/31/2014 on The Press 0
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