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Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3478
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 8440 total,  9131 ,  691
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1761
FJ Points:8425

latest user's comments

#233 - "cereal killer" You are great! 08/02/2013 on I'm looking at you, Australia +2
#308 - This sounds retarded. 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe -1
#21 - <- Owner's face at the second time 08/01/2013 on Not Lucky +3
#22 - Those two belong together and all of you know it.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2013 on LESBIANS! +63
User avatar #69 - wittypotato (08/01/2013) [-]
But why?
#44 - randombitches (08/01/2013) [-]
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#53 - thorseph (08/01/2013) [-]
this is how i fap as well...
#37 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
guy arms...
#28 - captainobivous (08/01/2013) [-]
#27 - redstonealchemist (08/01/2013) [-]
#26 - wargod (08/01/2013) [-]
#28 - Happens.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Headshot! +3
#35 - ruuji (08/01/2013) [-]
I-I-It's the SHOGUN?!?
User avatar #31 - xXMAQXx (08/01/2013) [-]
source on this ?
User avatar #36 - ruuji (08/01/2013) [-]
It's an anime called Gintama!
#52 - Picture 08/01/2013 on GG Link +103
#36 - Disgusting 08/01/2013 on (1771) +4
#101 - <- Reese evolved after that  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Not for the Faint of Heart +19
User avatar #106 - shumdek (08/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry guys, this is shopped. Whinged spiders havn't migrated out of Australia yet-
#50 - First: I love you. Second: You deserve more thumbs. 08/01/2013 on scrubs +4
#116 - When two germans meet on the internet, they must battle to the death.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Beautiful women +5
#117 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
jk
#156 - I'm a "Technically it's still morning". 07/31/2013 on Different Types of Morning... 0
#115 - Isn't Cyndaquil based off a hedgehog?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Video Game Trivia 1 +3
User avatar #129 - Redfinale (07/31/2013) [-]
and I believe Finnikan (however the fuck it's spelled) based more off a fox?
User avatar #158 - scootalooisyourgod (07/31/2013) [-]
Fennekin is based off of the Fennec fox. Although they may not be exactly what the Chinese Zodiac animals are, they're still close enough. Arnold the Fennec Fox Exploring his Environment
#263 - One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#147 - And I just know the way how... 07/30/2013 on Oh boy here we go +4
#257 - And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which un… 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#254 - Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +2
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#240 - Okay, but perhaps you should quote me without the typo in &quo…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Might I add you're a pleasant person to chat with.
User avatar #257 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which unfortunatly doesn't say a lot, but it's something.
#250 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
"The best way to deal with stereotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one" -datgermanguy

Done.
User avatar #254 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#239 - The best way to deal with sterotypes is to embrace them. Y…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
User avatar #240 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay, but perhaps you should quote me without the typo in "stereotypes".
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Might I add you're a pleasant person to chat with.
User avatar #257 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which unfortunatly doesn't say a lot, but it's something.
#250 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
"The best way to deal with stereotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one" -datgermanguy

Done.
User avatar #254 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#143 - And the great thing is: I'm german, so I actually know many th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Oh boy here we go +6
#144 - rainbowshythegreat has deleted their comment.
#147 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And I just know the way how...
#140 - **datgermanguy rolled user rainbowshythegreat ** Together …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Oh boy here we go 0
#141 - rainbowshythegreat has deleted their comment.
#143 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And the great thing is: I'm german, so I actually know many things about taking over the world.
#144 - rainbowshythegreat has deleted their comment.
#147 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And I just know the way how...
#30 - Your username... We meet at last.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Beautiful women +348
#39 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
There can be only one!
#116 - datgermanguy (07/31/2013) [-]
When two germans meet on the internet, they must battle to the death.
#117 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
jk
#38 - TheGermanGuy has deleted their comment.
#36 - ccrusie (07/31/2013) [-]
Lol
#34 - beavisnbutthead (07/30/2013) [-]
In all fairness, he's been here longer than you have
#37 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
I´ve seen some shit.
#44 - tabarzins (07/31/2013) [-]
Yea cuz this site's full of it.
#46 - themassivefail (07/31/2013) [-]
oh SNAP
#101 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#232 - Kein problem mein freund. Have dieses picture.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#237 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
And now I'm thirsty and horny...you've got skills man.

Also I see nothing wrong with the German people,that was just one of those aforementioned fails.
User avatar #239 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
The best way to deal with sterotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one.
User avatar #240 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay, but perhaps you should quote me without the typo in "stereotypes".
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Might I add you're a pleasant person to chat with.
User avatar #257 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which unfortunatly doesn't say a lot, but it's something.
#250 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
"The best way to deal with stereotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one" -datgermanguy

Done.
User avatar #254 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#227 - Well, then try and fail, my idiotic anon friend.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#231 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Fail I shall,thanks for the convo dear nazi sir.
#232 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Kein problem mein freund. Have dieses picture.
#237 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
And now I'm thirsty and horny...you've got skills man.

Also I see nothing wrong with the German people,that was just one of those aforementioned fails.
User avatar #239 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
The best way to deal with sterotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one.
User avatar #240 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay, but perhaps you should quote me without the typo in "stereotypes".
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Might I add you're a pleasant person to chat with.
User avatar #257 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which unfortunatly doesn't say a lot, but it's something.
#250 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
"The best way to deal with stereotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one" -datgermanguy

Done.
User avatar #254 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#402 - YEAH PARTY HARD YOU GLORIOUS IDIOTS!!!! 07/30/2013 on biggest lie ever... 0
#224 - Depends on the level of smartassery your comments have  [+] (14 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bear +1
#225 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Atempted smartassery I should say.

I'm not very bright,thats why I got a virus in the first place.
User avatar #227 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Well, then try and fail, my idiotic anon friend.
#231 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Fail I shall,thanks for the convo dear nazi sir.
#232 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Kein problem mein freund. Have dieses picture.
#237 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
And now I'm thirsty and horny...you've got skills man.

Also I see nothing wrong with the German people,that was just one of those aforementioned fails.
User avatar #239 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
The best way to deal with sterotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one.
User avatar #240 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay, but perhaps you should quote me without the typo in "stereotypes".
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Might I add you're a pleasant person to chat with.
User avatar #257 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
And you are the most friendly anonymus I've ever met. Which unfortunatly doesn't say a lot, but it's something.
#250 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
"The best way to deal with stereotypes is to embrace them.
You may quote me on this one" -datgermanguy

Done.
User avatar #254 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope someday someone rolls this as a random comment.
#259 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awsome,and thanks for the compliment.(I took it as one anyway).
User avatar #263 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
One last thing: If you ever make an account, feel free to add me. Then I don't have to call you filthy anon anymore!
Unless your name would be filthy anon, but whatever...
#265 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
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