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datgermanguy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:8/29/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3662
Highest Comment Rank:#450
Comment Thumbs: 9686 total,  10473 ,  787
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 291 Comments: Post Master → Level 292 Comments: Post Master
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Total Comments Made:2056
FJ Points:9329

latest user's comments

#211 - Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridi… 06/28/2014 on True Story +3
#209 - Yeah I can see that. But still...this is like....maximum l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Story +5
User avatar #233 - lanfearandthecup (06/28/2014) [-]
when i was in high school i fapped in the bathroom everyday, never got caught, probably because im a dry guy, no noise... so yay
#210 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be frank with ya, I was NOT a very smart kid
#211 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridiculous.
But at least you're honest about it.
#48 - Grow a vagina. Problem solved. 06/28/2014 on welcome to /a 2 +6
#150 - USA is not undefeated, we won against them. Also, our gro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Apologies, everyone. +1
User avatar #158 - givememoarpony (06/28/2014) [-]
Look at the date. It's talking about the Portugal match, not the Germany one,
#166 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense.
But why brag about being undefeated if the group phase is not even finished...?
Every team is undefeated at some point....at the beginning of the tournament!
#175 - OP said not to ask why he faced the door.... But this is a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Story +9
#204 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I was 11, I barely knew what I was doing in the first place
#209 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see that.
But still...this is like....maximum level of not being able to think logically. I mean, everyone had the time when he wanted to masturbate despite the circumstances not being very good. But doing it 1.during the day 2.SPREADEAGLE on the bed 3.facing the door 4.which is unlocked.
I don't know. I have always been able to hide that stuff, even in the phase when I didn't really know what it is.
User avatar #233 - lanfearandthecup (06/28/2014) [-]
when i was in high school i fapped in the bathroom everyday, never got caught, probably because im a dry guy, no noise... so yay
#210 - itsthetie (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be frank with ya, I was NOT a very smart kid
#211 - datgermanguy (06/28/2014) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes. Yours was just a little bit more ridiculous.
But at least you're honest about it.
User avatar #194 - neutralgray (06/28/2014) [-]
Sense of risk gives a bigger thrill.
#81 - You are the real MVP. 06/28/2014 on silly bitches +2
#54 - Actually that's true. Take my thumb. 06/26/2014 on England coming back from... +1
#95 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Welp 0
#97 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
#22 - I always thought that the artist would go back and make fun of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Ass Cream 0
User avatar #24 - kennyh (06/26/2014) [-]
I thought that too, but is has literally been years now and he just gets worse and worse.
#303 - Comment deleted 06/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation +1
#77 - Yeah, his endless rambling about his senseless revenge would m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Clueless Gamer: Conan... +1
User avatar #175 - numbertwozeldafan (06/28/2014) [-]
I just WANT it to end.
User avatar #102 - MysticTomatoe (06/27/2014) [-]
spoiler he wants to be the hokage now
#85 - Good observation. You deserve a medal. 06/26/2014 on Welp 0
#81 - Not all glitches are bad.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Welp +3
User avatar #94 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
we need porn of this
#95 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
#97 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
#87 - artyomthebadass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #83 - maybetraffy (06/26/2014) [-]
you're not include
#85 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Good observation. You deserve a medal.
#84 - nazo (06/26/2014) [-]
bravo

he means the character, she is a glitch in the movie
#126 - Maybe...but maybe not. This thought, it keeps me up at night. 06/26/2014 on She doesn't want anyone... 0
#167 - I know who did 9/11 06/26/2014 on 9/11 +3
#97 - Wait a second. When he places the hole on something solid…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2014 on black hole +12
#99 - Twigspeaker (06/26/2014) [-]
Spooky ooky, man.
It's like his hand isn't going to the other side of the paper... IN THIS REALITY.
User avatar #111 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
porn of them?
User avatar #164 - newforomador (06/27/2014) [-]
Go onto e621.net and look up either drider or arachnid. Drider is the name of that type of creature, a spider with a human upper body. If you search arachnid you find porn of just normal spiders, so watch out.
#122 - Twigspeaker (06/26/2014) [-]
Uhh... uhh... Here, take this wallpaper. Best I can do.
#136 - illogicalvulcan (06/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that the boss from Dark Souls? or A boss rather.
User avatar #123 - acemcgunner (06/26/2014) [-]
*faps wildly*
#149 - Twigspeaker (06/27/2014) [-]
...Still not sure why the first thing I thought of was Quelaag and not Rachnera.
#52 - Aren't you the guy who tried to replicate geckosandcheerios an…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on England coming back from... +1
#53 - lizardlickscereal (06/26/2014) [-]
#54 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually that's true. Take my thumb.
#80 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Art +4
#108 - There are two people who have favorited this... Well ever…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on She doesn't want anyone... +7
User avatar #125 - yaybacon (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe they favorite just to watch the replies it gets?
User avatar #126 - datgermanguy (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe...but maybe not. This thought, it keeps me up at night.
#301 - The end though...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on satisfying 0
User avatar #374 - maldel (06/26/2014) [-]
Source plz? it kinda reminds me something in my childhood but I'm not sure what is it
#15 - Fake. A real german would never think of getting them out of t… 06/25/2014 on Apple Juice +42
#187 - This guy is troll king. 06/25/2014 on Ken M 0
#43 - She's actually not a pirate, she is a pirate hunter.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Numero Uno +75
User avatar #53 - warzon (06/25/2014) [-]
And that's why the female pirate thread dint stay alive.
#38 - Ouch. 06/18/2014 on Nails 0
#139 - Both games have good sides and bad sides, it's personal prefer… 06/18/2014 on Shots fired +1

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