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datdutchmister

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/04/2013
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:Living in a pineapple under the sea
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I am not the man.
Neither am i the woman.
Back in my home village of kvatch, the deadra use to pick pretty daisies. They used to call my name, Notafaggot oh Notafaggot, show us those fine knee-holes!

Not religious.

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#21 - "Igor you are too vodka" 03/07/2015 on Driver Runs over Drunk 0
#2 - The motor girl at 8  [+] (10 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 5/whatever +81
#35 - anon (03/08/2015) [-]
it's not what she does, it's the way she drives like a maniac to get away.
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#23 - thealmightyantler (03/08/2015) [-]
I liked this song. Sauce?
#19 - khepri (03/08/2015) [-]
I really hope someone sticks a piece of rebar in her spokes.
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#25 - greyhoundfd (03/08/2015) [-]
It's taken hundreds if not thousands of years to build some of these cities and roads, and then some self-righteous cunt or dickbag decides that they spend even ten fucking seconds to put their trash in a garbage bin. They're making these cities ugly for the rest of us, I think it's only fair that they have to deal with receiving a bit of the shit they're throwing on the ground.

Also, motorcycles don't have spokes.
#26 - khepri (03/08/2015) [-]
Aw yeah man, they dropped a piece of litter on a sidewalk. Let's throw cigarette ashes in THEIR FACE!!!! JUSTICE!!!
#29 - holmesc (03/08/2015) [-]
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#27 - greyhoundfd (03/08/2015) [-]
It's not "justice", it's called teaching them not to be a cunt. Litter is not only ugly, but in a lot of places its illegal. If people think that the worst that will happen to them is that they'll get a minor fine, they're not going to stop doing it, which negates the entire purpose of the laws. If they start worrying that someone might through their McDonalds bag back into their car and get shit all over them then they may actually reconsider what they were going to do.

This isn't some imaginary problem. It's not like they're harassing these people because they're anti-GG or something stupid like that. These people actually are creating a problem, and this solution is one that is at worst an annoyance. It's not like they're keying their cars for littering.
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#17 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2015) [-]
So she is just a bitch who watches people litter and waits to be a cunt to them?
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#20 - killerliquid (03/08/2015) [-]
Some people gotta learn the hard way
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#12 - adu (03/07/2015) [-]
The hero we deserve.
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#1945 - Stay in drug don't do schools. Now where is my insult?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Mods vocaroo you or give a... 0
#1948 - datdutchmister (01/17/2015) [-]
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#37 - Of course. 12/02/2014 on Dank Knight Rises +1
#3 - Can't wait for the best faction of all to come into scene. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 1 +129
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#5 - chimi (11/30/2014) [-]
wait tunnel could be vagina and snake could be penis. those clever writers...they secretly named them the pussy dicks
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#15 - stonetomcat (12/01/2014) [-]
I thought it was only me
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