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#2 - Land of the free  [+] (13 new replies) 23 hours ago on Random facts +69
#58 - ragingflamingos (14 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #13 - europe (20 hours ago) [-]
It's in the law, but is it actually enforced?
#12 - flaggerfighter (20 hours ago) [-]
land of the not true. I live in Florida, and know a lot of unmmarried couples that live together
User avatar #19 - mrselfdestruct (18 hours ago) [-]
it may be an unenforced law.
Doesn't america have a bunch of archaic laws that were never repealed but are now deemed unconstitutional in case somebody actually tries to enforce them?

I heard in one state it's illegal to walk backwards after a certain hour.
User avatar #81 - oosime (13 hours ago) [-]
you arent allowed to sing while bathing in my state.
User avatar #80 - incognitoad (13 hours ago) [-]
I think this is one of my favorites; In Ohio, you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
User avatar #74 - missaddie (13 hours ago) [-]
There's a law in a city in Nebraska where it is illegal to buy, sell, or eat donut holes
User avatar #50 - luckyspirit (14 hours ago) [-]
It's usually because these laws were put in place during times where it made more sense. This one with Florida could be (I'm guessing) the result of an upward spike in the population and so they figured the best way to keep the population under control was to keep unmarried couples apart for as long as possible.

Hell, over here in PA there's a law stating you're not supposed to splash around loudly in rivers and lakes and the only reason it ever existed was because doing that would scare away fish, which was a major food we had in the colonial period, so scaring away lots of fish could either have lead to economic backlash or potential shortages.
User avatar #34 - toosexyforyou (16 hours ago) [-]
Someone told me that the reason each state has different weird laws is because they needed a certain amount of laws and the lawmaker was paid to come up with some ridiculous ones that would rarely happen if at all and would not be enforced.
User avatar #33 - thesupervillian (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I too live in Florida and if i'm correct there is a law in which a person is not allowed to put a hat on a duck. (Well it was either a hat or pants.) But hey, it was made at one time for a reason. The fact that they stopped enforcing such laws is because times changed. The reason such laws are not taken away is probably because of what the anon said in that it is expensive or some shit.
#21 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure that if someone was to actually try and enforce it, it would end up being repealed. The reason laws like this are just left there unenforced is because repealing a law can be expensive.
User avatar #11 - bastardusnorvegi (21 hours ago) [-]
and they say western europe is troubled
User avatar #7 - Sperit (22 hours ago) [-]
the men's issues thing is worse
#246 - On the /d/ and /b/ boards, you find such threads on occasion, … 07/09/2014 on Good effort 0
#48 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2014 on wtf Japan +10
#89 - burdenedsoul (07/08/2014) [-]
>implying the left one is a vampire
#85 - amonlavtar (07/08/2014) [-]
movie Van Hellsing did it right
#77 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Except Japanese vampires are called Jiangsh originally taken from Chinese folklorei. Which are essentially rotted corpses who jump around with their arms stuck out eating people.

Pic related best 2hu
#81 - billymandy (07/08/2014) [-]
Chinese folklore mentioned.
Swell with Chinese pride.
User avatar #54 - cozer (07/08/2014) [-]
I'll go with the japanese one. Seriously though, since when did vampires start becoming pussies?
User avatar #49 - drakevil (07/08/2014) [-]
He's actually Canadian.
#51 - osacrash (07/08/2014) [-]
he said western not american u dumbass
User avatar #52 - drakevil (07/08/2014) [-]
Fuck, i'm really a dumbass.
#8 - Jesus dies 07/08/2014 on Santa Always Ruins Everything +4
#82 - The gender is not decided by the sperm, it is decided further … 07/02/2014 on Plague 0
#11 - How the **** did you manage to lose a nuclear bomb? 07/01/2014 on neacular weapon facts 0
#40 - If you are at episode 18 of Clannad After Story, you should wa… 06/29/2014 on bruh 0
#36 - The first season is kinda lame, it is only towards the end of …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on bruh 0
#37 - oliball (06/29/2014) [-]
i meant after story
i finished the first season
User avatar #57 - enigmaticspirit (06/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, After Story didn't do it for me either. They drop all the secondary characters, things slow to a snail's pace, you have like 2 episodes of him just learning to fix power lines, and the mellow drama is so played up. "I HAVE TO FIX THAT POWER LINE! *crying*" "It's ok, I've got this. Run to Nagisa. She needs you."
User avatar #40 - datargumme (06/29/2014) [-]
If you are at episode 18 of Clannad After Story, you should watch it, that is one of the very sad episodes. If you have watched it and did not feel anything, then i guess that anime is just not for you.
#212 - That and it removes some of the absurdity from some thought ex… 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... 0
#29 - It could be a Vectorfunction 06/15/2014 on Yeshua Ha-Nozri 0

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