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#64 - Wait how can he fear losing what he has already lost?  [+] (2 replies) 14 hours ago on Comic Comp #37 +7
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#124 - presidentmoose (1 hour ago) [-]
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#74 - elduroto (13 hours ago) [-]
It's what makes him Batman
#19 - Wait how tf is Sweden that high, our military has even said th…  [+] (3 replies) 10/17/2016 on It's spelled, A.M.E.R.I.C.A +1
#26 - dyelfagget (10/17/2016) [-]
Sweden has the most powerful military in the scandinavian area. One of the more powerful ones in Europe. Russia would need a lot longer to beat an army that spent 70 years after ww2 planning for an preparing a military for Soviet invasion. Russia doesn't have the same capacity for mobile warfare as some NATO nations like the US does, their logistics just aren't up to snuff to beat that kind of shit. Have some pride Swede, you have a long history of killing Russians and probably aren't half bad at it.
#43 - anon (10/17/2016) [-]
It's also going to see a little bump from the increased military budget that they put forward.
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#24 - Shramin (10/17/2016) [-]
Sweden and Norway has specialized military.

An example of that is the Swedish defensive tank, low profile, designed to be able to go at high speeds, and with a profile such that you could build strategic cover for it that allows firing without ever getting hit.

Sure the countries aren't great at everything, but they don't have to be either.
#58 - guess im a leftist who supports trump  [+] (5 replies) 10/13/2016 on Alt-Right_irl +6
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#98 - donatelo (10/13/2016) [-]
I'm in the same area but more towards the center. Anyone inside a (4,4)-(5,5) box is a essentially a moderate. I wouldn't technically consider you a leftist tbh, this test most like has an error term of 1~5 points given as to how simple it is.
#78 - Fjcf (10/13/2016) [-]
theyre both porky scum, so its not surprising
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#60 - trollzoll (10/13/2016) [-]
Trump is more left leaning on many issues than Hillary.
#125 - anon (10/13/2016) [-]
He was a staunch Democrat for years, thEn out of nowhere he became a Republican.
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#120 - acemrhawk (10/13/2016) [-]
He needs those low income low educated people's votes.
#3 - Jag* Hatar* I say it often enough myself  [+] (4 replies) 10/01/2016 on The UPPSIDE DOWN WORLD OF... +1
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#4 - jayszzzz (10/01/2016) [-]
Haven't been using my norsk in a while.
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#7 - helgheimftw (10/01/2016) [-]
If you are from Norway how can you not spell hate ? You just said that you hat sweden gave them hats
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#6 - jonball (10/01/2016) [-]
#5 - dasumil (10/01/2016) [-]
Oh my bad thought you were trying to say it in swedish, mostly since how you wrote it is how it sounds when people who have never spoken it tries to speak
#7 - Honestly ive thought similar things about what a dick feels li…  [+] (18 replies) 09/20/2016 on All The Homo Admin +28
#31 - anon (09/20/2016) [-]
This gets asked on reddit often and typical responses are that it's pretty similiar to doing anal so you could try that if you were really that curious of course you won't feel any of the pleasure from nerve endings.
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#14 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
But real talk it depends on the lady, some ladies are super sensitive and some ladies don't feel anything. Some girls can cum through penetration, some can only cum through both clitoral and vaginal stimulation, or only clitoral, or both! It also depends on the match of man and woman, one of my friends had a partner who had a bent penis that made sex painful for her, because of the shape of her cervix. One of my gal friends basically has found her ideal sex partner in her boyfriend as their bodies seem to complement their sweet spots perfectly.

As for what penetration itself feels like, If you're really that interested I would recommend without any joke actually trying to penetrate yourself, it's ok to be curious and adventurous. For women the walls of the vagina come in a huge variety of shapes, and some vaginas are naturally more lubricated than others, making intercourse different for everyone!
Basically the vagina is a very sensitive spot on a woman, and the initial penetration seems to be the thing that you feel the most in the entirety of intercourse, as well as certain depths of penetration.

It's good to talk about sex education, and I hope my response was informative! When I began dating my boyfriend I remember asking him all sorts of questions about his genitalia and how it worked (I even asked him if penises could queef like a vagina could because I was that clueless!)
#48 - dasumil (09/20/2016) [-]
Thanks! wont be penetrating myself but none the less informative, these are the questions i dared not to ask during sex ed
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#37 - donatelo (09/20/2016) [-]
Fuck yea free written porn
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#32 - Daeiros (09/20/2016) [-]
Although it doesn't happen naturally, it is possible to make a dick fart.

First, you take a very thin straw, like the one from a capri sun, and very carefully insert it just the slightest bit into the urethra. Gently pinch near the tip to hold the straw in place and form a nice, tight seal. Very gently blow into the straw, just enough to visibly inflate the urethra, blowing too hard will force air into the bladder, which can be painful and potentially cause serious damage. Once the urethra swells, slowly remove the straw while continuing to pinch the tip shut as the straw comes out. Release your grip and the trapped air will escape, creating a dick queef. This is very dangerous and carries a serious risk of severe injury, but if you are careful, everything should be fine, and the result is pretty funny and feels pretty cool.
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#47 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
I don't think my boyfriend would let me go anywhere near his dickhole with a straw
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#50 - Daeiros (09/20/2016) [-]
You never know unless you ask. It'd help if you gave him the straw.
#46 - dorfdorfdorf (09/20/2016) [-]
>insert straw into urethra
#49 - Daeiros (09/20/2016) [-]
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#33 - Daeiros (09/20/2016) [-]
hit the wrong one
#18 - dorfdorfdorf (09/20/2016) [-]

i've never thought about dick queef before
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#20 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
I don't know why I did I thought maybe the foreskin could get air stuck in it somehow and then release it like a fart, I didn't understand that foreskins are attached not just a glove on a hand.
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#23 - dorfdorfdorf (09/20/2016) [-]
omg it got better, dick gloves, i love it
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#11 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
b baka why was I tagged here not like I've had sex or anything
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#12 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
carlonlord u hobo
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#13 - womanexplain (09/20/2016) [-]
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#15 - carlonord (09/20/2016) [-]
Wat, you picked the name, not me!
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#9 - carlonord (09/20/2016) [-]
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