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Date Signed Up:5/20/2012
Last Login:8/26/2014
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#2717 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Did you used to have one specific person who did all of your chocolate stuff? Cause if you did, I'm that person.
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - dastuke (06/28/2014) [-]
I don't believe so?
#2716 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2701 - nethj ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
are you selling any gems or gem recipes?
User avatar #2702 to #2701 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
Well depends on what you're offering?
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Is there anything your going for? I could collect for you
User avatar #2704 to #2703 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I have no problem with collecting, I just don't really have an interest in items in general anymore.
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Is there anything in particular you would want if you're not interested anymore?
User avatar #2706 to #2705 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
well I'm looking for steam things. Pretty much whatever be it cards ingame items or what.
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I don't have steam, so is there anything that you would like item wise? (say yes)
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
ughhhhh I just wanna get something I could actually use from this ._.
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I have no other way, i'd gift you something on steam but I don't have it
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
so is there nothing you want at all?
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
I mean, if I still played the item game I'm sure there would be but...
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
well if you don't play it, would you be able to give me just a few?
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - nethj ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
ahh, its cool man
User avatar #2699 - ied (06/07/2014) [-]
can i buy your gem recipes
User avatar #2697 - xinzley (01/04/2014) [-]
i miss you
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - dastuke (01/05/2014) [-]
I am here.
User avatar #2690 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
How you been bro ?
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Pretty alright, I'm finally getting some time to relax so I'm not incredibly stressed out. I even thought about coming back to the item game due to my increased free time, but I just don't wanna have to work my way back.
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, its kinda weird because it's a grind and at the same time it isn't..if that makes sense, what was getting you stressed out ?
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Just a bunch of stuff at home + school
User avatar #2694 to #2693 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
Sounds about right, trust me get them sorted 1st..this game is just if your bored tbh
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I hear ya'.
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm only paying this as I want to get all the voodoo dolls & hats done ( need another 800 of each fabric), after that I may go for a level 5 badge

**** uniques, I spent ages on them last time and they just disappeared
#2688 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
quit spewing your ********
User avatar #2687 - ied (12/10/2013) [-]
sell me items
User avatar #2686 - fables ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
let me buy your gem recipes
#2685 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random image posted in comment #4161749 at Friendly **
User avatar #2678 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
have you caught any shiny pokemon?
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, a shiny machoke in platinum, a shiny voltorb in one version I don't remember, and I managed to catch a shiny joltik in black. I also got a shiny starting pokemon in a pokemon emerald rom (edited with original pokemon) and caught a shiny rattata almost immediately after only to have the save file delete.
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
nice the coolest shiny I've had would have to be a tie between the magneton and crobat
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Shiny crobat is definitely one of my favorite shinies, but anyhow, I'm gonna go to bed now, maybe we can continue this conversation tomorrow if you're still interested.
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
indeed I might....I just gotta say that I think most water shinies are dumb pretty much all of them just turn pink or purple
User avatar #2683 to #2682 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I can agree with that. Not sure I ever really liked a water shiny other than gyarados, politoed, and (weirdly enough), the oddly colored relicanth.
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
the only ones I like are the gyarados and huntail
#2673 - dastuke (08/17/2013) [-]
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#2644 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with Emi, but I ******* lost it when I read this
#2645 to #2644 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides heart
Oh god my sides heart
#2646 to #2645 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I found this, I know its directly from the game so you've obviously seen it but I just like the quote :3 and since its about Emi I thought you might like it too
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I have that quote written down... It just reminds me how beautiful the writing is.
#2648 to #2647 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I cant thank you enough for telling me to play this.

ohh and if I havent told you already I love Hanako
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah and if I haven't told you yet I love emi : P

I just wish I'd stop falling in love with fictional characters... but I guess that's what dreams are for
#2650 to #2649 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Emi is a close second for me.

Theres just something about Hanakos shyness, and how much **** shes been through... But I guess they've all been through **** , now that I think about it
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
"they've all been through **** "

Considering it's a school for disabled people... I think that might be a pretty big understatement... And yeah, I completely get where you're coming from... But I'm a big track guy myself, and just personality wise I'm pretty similar to Emi.
#2652 to #2651 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess Hanako and I are both the quiet, nerdy type that likes chess. And I've always been a sucker for the shy girl that needs help.

And although it wasnt similar to mine, I kinda liked Emis outgoing personality too
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
This game makes me wish I was in a relationship again : /
#2654 to #2653 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Same. Just don't give up, I'm sure you'll find your Emi someday!
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I honestly thought i had, until she randomly broke up with me, but the past is the past and fictional romances are less of a hassle anyway.
#2656 to #2655 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, I had a similar problem. And fictional romances can be nice, but they're nothing like the real thing. Just give it time
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I think I've figured it out at this point
#2658 to #2657 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in the future.== I hope you dont get the manly picnic ending in real life!==

I'm kidding, I know you can do it!
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
first time trying to use the strikeout thing, big fail... damn.
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
I forgive you for the strike fail, and thanks for the support : )
User avatar #2669 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I've seen that as well. It's probably the worst of all of them, but as far as it matter to anyone, the good ending is the only real one.
#2670 to #2669 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Well im gunna go to sleep now, maybe I'll talk to you some other time   
   
Farewell, good sir.
Well im gunna go to sleep now, maybe I'll talk to you some other time

Farewell, good sir.
#2671 to #2670 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Alright, may your dreams be filled with happiness...

and hanako
User avatar #2663 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
And if you like those, I'll share any other vids I find with you.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Alright, sure.

I just tortured myself by watching Hanakos bad ending
User avatar #2668 to #2664 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I did
User avatar #2667 to #2664 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I guess I'll live, just gotta keep telling myself the good ending is the real ending. Watching the Hanako video you sent me also helped a bit
User avatar #2666 to #2664 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh and did you watch any of those vids?
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
And just for boredoms sake, I'm gonna paste a few katawa vids I found here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=coaVqesBxNY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJxtaQfSYcA i ******* laughed my ass off at this
And a **** ton of the videos he's made are parodies of katawa endings. www.youtube.com/user/rtilrtil
User avatar #2638 - MrMysteriousMagic (08/08/2013) [-]
i have a pet timmy
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - dastuke (08/08/2013) [-]
gib pls
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - dastuke (08/08/2013) [-]
trade pls
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - MrMysteriousMagic (08/08/2013) [-]
already sold it cause you took too long
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - dastuke (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks friend.
User avatar #2637 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
accept or decline pleaaaaaase
User avatar #2636 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
Please accept the trade :/
User avatar #2635 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
Datsuke, accept or decline pretty please <3
User avatar #2634 - bitchyouabitch (07/28/2013) [-]
could you please accept or decline soon please
User avatar #2633 - khl (07/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, what would you need for 70 of the raw melanite ?
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