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dastonarman

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:11/19/2012
Location:Houston
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Comment Thumbs: 2370 total,  3145 ,  775
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 153 Content: Faptastic → Level 154 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:147580
Times Content Favorited:154 times
Total Comments Made:596
FJ Points:7825

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#46 - MFW title  [+] (2 replies) 08/13/2012 on let me love you +20
#48 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
when i first started to come on here regularly, not that long ago. everything was deadpool. now theres no deadpool and seldom funny stuff!
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#144 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
That was like 2 weeks ago. You can't pass judgement from that small perspective
#28 - Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad cool  [+] (2 replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +29
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
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#35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#26 - Allah Ackbar Sand Jihah Jihad? You speak Sand ******?  [+] (4 replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +20
#27 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
durka durka allah.. boom boom america jihad muhamed durka durka

yes i do
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#28 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad

cool
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
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#35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#24 - mfw I'm iranian american  [+] (13 replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +58
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#469 - jolesty (08/13/2012) [-]
I never thought I would meet another Iranian American on FJ.....
#536 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
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#646 - jolesty (08/14/2012) [-]
Can you speak farsi? Get some sand-nigger language going on here
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#95 - biggydy (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh... so you're a fat terrorist?
#484 - funmanigro (08/13/2012) [-]
i laughed more than i should've
#267 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
MFW I'm actually kinda chubby and like alot of fireworks.
#114 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh.
#25 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
MFW Muhammed Jihad terrorist
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#26 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Allah Ackbar Sand Jihah Jihad?

You speak Sand Nigger?
#27 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
durka durka allah.. boom boom america jihad muhamed durka durka

yes i do
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#28 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad

cool
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
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#35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#34 - I still don't think you should be doing that to a dog. At leas…  [+] (3 replies) 08/13/2012 on Real Life Clockwork Dog 0
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#35 - turtlefucker (08/13/2012) [-]
Yeah. You're totally right.
My dog thinks it's funny to run as fast as he possibly can in circles, then bolt forward randomly, crashing into whatever object, furniture, wall he hits first. He loves the reaction it gets out of the household. Everyone gasps, expecting him to hit the floor unconscious. But he just sits there, panting and smiling like a dumbass looking at all of our shocked faces, then goes again for round 2... or 3...or 6.



But holding an animal like this will instantly crush all his/her bones and cause major organ failure. It'll also give the animal AIDS.
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#36 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
says the guy named Turtlefucker. You must be the expert on animal cruelty.
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#37 - turtlefucker (08/14/2012) [-]
Turtles aren't animals.

They're sexy, sexy, sexy tiny old people.

It was a roll <3
#19 - Picture 08/12/2012 on NOT GAY 0