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#158 - I wasn't accusing YOU, just whotookmyusername guy, but thank y…  [+] (8 replies) 09/16/2012 on Doesn't stack up +2
#283 - bosskiss (09/16/2012) [-]
you are a great example on how most of the people should argue on funnyjunk
#314 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
I don't know if that is sarcasm or not!
#173 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Sahih Bukhari

Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234

Sahih Muslim

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house at the age of nine. She further said: We went to Medina and I had an attack of fever for a month, and my hair had come down to the earlobes. Umm Ruman (my mother) came to me and I was at that time on a swing along with my playmates. She called me loudly and I went to her and I did not know what she had wanted of me. She took hold of my hand and took me to the door, and I was saying: Ha, ha (as if I was gasping), until the agitation of my heart was over. She took me to a house, where had gathered the women of the Ansar. They all blessed me and wished me good luck and said: May you have share in good. She (my mother) entrusted me to them. They washed my head and embellished me and nothing frightened me. Allah's Messenger (, may peace be upon him) came there in the morning, and I was entrusted to him. Book 8, Number 3309.

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#209 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Also neither Muslim nor bukhari lived with the prophet, their authenticity is debatable.
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#204 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Aisha was know to many people (atleast us Shias) for being a liar, who lied in the name of the prophet to raise her statuse
every country has it's own rules of marriage. During the time of prophet Muhammad( 1400 yrs back then), in arabia there was no age limit for marriage. Any girl who reached puberty could get married. Marriage of that time means a guy taking full responsibility of that girl not necessarily for sexual reasons. So many good people of that time just married little girls for taking responsibility of that girl. Parents were very willing to let their children get married. So it was very common back then. Prophet muhammad was no different. Before ayesha, all her wives he married were widowed or divorsee and they were very helpless. So great prophet took responsibilites of those women. His first wife was 25 years older than him. Infact most of his wives were older than him. These things prove that holy prophet never married for sexual reasons. It may sounds creepy if you don't understand the particular reasons behind those marriages.
#171 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Quran 4:89 : They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved so you would be alike. So do not take from among them allies until they emigrate for the cause of Allah . But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take not from among them any ally or helper.

Islam is promoting peace right?
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#198 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol everytime I talk to an Islamophobic he brings up this ayyah, which further prooves that you're ignorant, please learn more about this ayyah before accusing us of violence.
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#170 - sacredmagic (09/16/2012) [-]
More than one person will read this conversation. Just conduct yourself in a way that gives your people a good name. Muslim extremists around the world have once again given you guys a bad rep. Change that by being change.
#154 - They never actually had sex, and shiite sunni both agree that …  [+] (10 replies) 09/16/2012 on Doesn't stack up +4
#157 - sacredmagic (09/16/2012) [-]
You assume much about where we fellows have gathered our information. Your frustration is understandable, a lot of information gets muddled and the message is lost. The topic in discussion is exactly what he said, stupid. Whether the Prophet had sex with a 9-year-old or not is a non-issue. It was a different time, a vastly different culture, and a whole different set of values. the point of the original joke was that conflict over little things is stupid. Islam is a wonderful religion. Accusing us of being on the same level as Muslim extremists is harsh and unnecessary.


Also, Islam promotes peace, correct? So don't fight. Even on the internet. Be polite when sharing your views and don't assume you know who these people are.
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#158 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
I wasn't accusing YOU, just whotookmyusername guy, but thank you, really, for being a nice person, maybe I got upset a little, but you have to understand, I mean there like 50 comments on this post alone insulting my people, I kinda cant help it.
But thanks anyway!
#283 - bosskiss (09/16/2012) [-]
you are a great example on how most of the people should argue on funnyjunk
#314 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
I don't know if that is sarcasm or not!
#173 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Sahih Bukhari

Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234

Sahih Muslim

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house at the age of nine. She further said: We went to Medina and I had an attack of fever for a month, and my hair had come down to the earlobes. Umm Ruman (my mother) came to me and I was at that time on a swing along with my playmates. She called me loudly and I went to her and I did not know what she had wanted of me. She took hold of my hand and took me to the door, and I was saying: Ha, ha (as if I was gasping), until the agitation of my heart was over. She took me to a house, where had gathered the women of the Ansar. They all blessed me and wished me good luck and said: May you have share in good. She (my mother) entrusted me to them. They washed my head and embellished me and nothing frightened me. Allah's Messenger (, may peace be upon him) came there in the morning, and I was entrusted to him. Book 8, Number 3309.

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#209 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Also neither Muslim nor bukhari lived with the prophet, their authenticity is debatable.
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#204 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Aisha was know to many people (atleast us Shias) for being a liar, who lied in the name of the prophet to raise her statuse
every country has it's own rules of marriage. During the time of prophet Muhammad( 1400 yrs back then), in arabia there was no age limit for marriage. Any girl who reached puberty could get married. Marriage of that time means a guy taking full responsibility of that girl not necessarily for sexual reasons. So many good people of that time just married little girls for taking responsibility of that girl. Parents were very willing to let their children get married. So it was very common back then. Prophet muhammad was no different. Before ayesha, all her wives he married were widowed or divorsee and they were very helpless. So great prophet took responsibilites of those women. His first wife was 25 years older than him. Infact most of his wives were older than him. These things prove that holy prophet never married for sexual reasons. It may sounds creepy if you don't understand the particular reasons behind those marriages.
#171 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Quran 4:89 : They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved so you would be alike. So do not take from among them allies until they emigrate for the cause of Allah . But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take not from among them any ally or helper.

Islam is promoting peace right?
User avatar
#198 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol everytime I talk to an Islamophobic he brings up this ayyah, which further prooves that you're ignorant, please learn more about this ayyah before accusing us of violence.
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#170 - sacredmagic (09/16/2012) [-]
More than one person will read this conversation. Just conduct yourself in a way that gives your people a good name. Muslim extremists around the world have once again given you guys a bad rep. Change that by being change.
#132 - thats not true  [+] (12 replies) 09/16/2012 on Doesn't stack up -2
#152 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Please refer to the comment #94 for your future if you want to continue this stupid argument
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#154 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
They never actually had sex, and shiite sunni both agree that he married her at 9, all you guys know about islam is from propaganda hate-preaching websites, and you think your suddenly an expert on islam.
Listen no matter how much I try to convince you, you wont be, you're just like the muslim extremists, you wont even CONSIDER changing your mind, so there is really no point with argueing with hate-filled people like, who will never try to keep an open mind, let just end by saying, if you learn about something/someone learn from the people that love it, not the ones that hate its guts
#157 - sacredmagic (09/16/2012) [-]
You assume much about where we fellows have gathered our information. Your frustration is understandable, a lot of information gets muddled and the message is lost. The topic in discussion is exactly what he said, stupid. Whether the Prophet had sex with a 9-year-old or not is a non-issue. It was a different time, a vastly different culture, and a whole different set of values. the point of the original joke was that conflict over little things is stupid. Islam is a wonderful religion. Accusing us of being on the same level as Muslim extremists is harsh and unnecessary.


Also, Islam promotes peace, correct? So don't fight. Even on the internet. Be polite when sharing your views and don't assume you know who these people are.
User avatar
#158 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
I wasn't accusing YOU, just whotookmyusername guy, but thank you, really, for being a nice person, maybe I got upset a little, but you have to understand, I mean there like 50 comments on this post alone insulting my people, I kinda cant help it.
But thanks anyway!
#283 - bosskiss (09/16/2012) [-]
you are a great example on how most of the people should argue on funnyjunk
#314 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
I don't know if that is sarcasm or not!
#173 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Sahih Bukhari

Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234

Sahih Muslim

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house at the age of nine. She further said: We went to Medina and I had an attack of fever for a month, and my hair had come down to the earlobes. Umm Ruman (my mother) came to me and I was at that time on a swing along with my playmates. She called me loudly and I went to her and I did not know what she had wanted of me. She took hold of my hand and took me to the door, and I was saying: Ha, ha (as if I was gasping), until the agitation of my heart was over. She took me to a house, where had gathered the women of the Ansar. They all blessed me and wished me good luck and said: May you have share in good. She (my mother) entrusted me to them. They washed my head and embellished me and nothing frightened me. Allah's Messenger (, may peace be upon him) came there in the morning, and I was entrusted to him. Book 8, Number 3309.

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#209 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Also neither Muslim nor bukhari lived with the prophet, their authenticity is debatable.
User avatar
#204 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Aisha was know to many people (atleast us Shias) for being a liar, who lied in the name of the prophet to raise her statuse
every country has it's own rules of marriage. During the time of prophet Muhammad( 1400 yrs back then), in arabia there was no age limit for marriage. Any girl who reached puberty could get married. Marriage of that time means a guy taking full responsibility of that girl not necessarily for sexual reasons. So many good people of that time just married little girls for taking responsibility of that girl. Parents were very willing to let their children get married. So it was very common back then. Prophet muhammad was no different. Before ayesha, all her wives he married were widowed or divorsee and they were very helpless. So great prophet took responsibilites of those women. His first wife was 25 years older than him. Infact most of his wives were older than him. These things prove that holy prophet never married for sexual reasons. It may sounds creepy if you don't understand the particular reasons behind those marriages.
#171 - whotookmyusername (09/16/2012) [-]
Quran 4:89 : They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved so you would be alike. So do not take from among them allies until they emigrate for the cause of Allah . But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take not from among them any ally or helper.

Islam is promoting peace right?
User avatar
#198 - dashdashdash (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol everytime I talk to an Islamophobic he brings up this ayyah, which further prooves that you're ignorant, please learn more about this ayyah before accusing us of violence.
User avatar
#170 - sacredmagic (09/16/2012) [-]
More than one person will read this conversation. Just conduct yourself in a way that gives your people a good name. Muslim extremists around the world have once again given you guys a bad rep. Change that by being change.
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#171 - potatoace (09/14/2012) [-]
أي أنا بس بدّي إحكي كلمتين غربي لا أكثر ولا أقل هاها
يو اّر أوسوم.
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#211 - hollyfries (09/14/2012) [-]
No, potatoace. You can't blow up funnyjunk!