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#10 - But then you wouldn't be able to drink your own soda. 16 hours ago on When a person takes your soda, 0
#29 - If you have a PS4 you can get it on that. We get the updates t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on Warframe tips 0
User avatar #31 - moonxsun (08/30/2015) [-]
I do have it for PS4 XD Just gotta wait for crossplay.
#23 - Fan speculation is that the vault you arrive in had cryogenic … 08/27/2015 on new Fallout 4 stuff 0
#13 - Well since we see the PC before the detonation with a child an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on new Fallout 4 stuff 0
User avatar #19 - meatygoodness (08/27/2015) [-]
The fact that he/she looks exactly the same despite the events of fallout taking place many years, even centuries after the bombing, is suspicious. Unless he's the person dermatologists hate
User avatar #23 - dashandsmash (08/27/2015) [-]
Fan speculation is that the vault you arrive in had cryogenic tubes that allowed you to be in suspended animation for 200 years.
#4 - This is just like the **** Tumbler pulled with the Fine…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2015 on When tumblr can't have its way +66
User avatar #18 - darthtomale (08/27/2015) [-]
it ruined the spirit of the vote. like when they fucked up the times most important people list.

no but for sure tumblr is fags and ghey and i hates theim with much fire. kill tmblrets cuz mens is byetter
User avatar #20 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/27/2015) [-]
More people wanted this to come to be than other people collectively wanted any other options. Why should they be punished for being coordinated?
#22 - darthtomale (08/28/2015) [-]
its clearly not the spirit of the vote.

"hey kids whats your favorite movie?"

"rise of the planet of the apes!"

"freddy got fingered"

"..."

"freddy got fingered lolol10101"

"freddy got fingered !!!)))!!+!OJ@$ adsf"

you get the point? just because its funny doesnt mean they have to play along. just because tumblr was involved doesnt mean you small minded little shits have to come out anti-tumblr for the millionth time today.
User avatar #23 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/28/2015) [-]
You don't get to decide who's opinion is of more values than another persons.
User avatar #24 - darthtomale (08/28/2015) [-]
freddy got fingered was the best movie then.

even if its clearly a joke.

even if youre doing it obviously for the purpose of subverting the original point.

even if youre literally just a bunch of basement dwelling faggots who troll people on purpose for a hobby

freddy got fingered was the best movie.
User avatar #25 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/28/2015) [-]
If more people feel they'll be more entertained by a joke pick then other people feel they'd enjoy the choice you deem appropriate. Why should the greater group be punished for simply varying within the contests rules.
User avatar #26 - darthtomale (08/28/2015) [-]
if youre voting to subvert the point of the poll then your vote is useless. its not difficult to understand. they arent looking for a joke. theyre looking to see which plush would make them the most money. 35chans arent looking to buy theyre looking to have a laugh. people need to stop just stop the anti-tumblr bs and have a laugh.
#14 - I can't tell you how satisfying it is to have an opponent who'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on Baseball 0
User avatar #16 - geneeeeeric (08/20/2015) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Futurerama Feels +212
#55 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
holophoner ep was trippy as fck.
#41 - xxitzchubbsxx (08/18/2015) [-]
I will openly admit to crying at that fucking godamn episode with the dog in it. Fucking Seymour man. But honestly it's the only episode that has ever made me cry of any cartoon.
User avatar #34 - donatelo (08/18/2015) [-]
the holophone episode was really touching
User avatar #91 - slyforawhiteguy (08/19/2015) [-]
made me open an eye... and cry
#26 - morrhror (08/18/2015) [-]
Still searching for that godamn holophoner song...
#52 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
Fry's Holophoner sonet

Here's a high quality version of the waltz part.
#68 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
know the actual songs name?
User avatar #70 - irishcotton (08/19/2015) [-]
It sounds a bit like 'And the waltz goes on', composed by Anthony Hopkins. Beautiful song. André Rieu - And the Waltz Goes On (Sir Anthony Hopkins)
User avatar #27 - twoepicfourwords (08/18/2015) [-]
#30 - morrhror (08/18/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuAZFEqcgK0 this is the closest I've gotten
#29 - morrhror (08/18/2015) [-]
thx!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUT7vnca2lo but this is the one I meant, the beginning flute thingie and the end one
#23 - stifflimb (08/18/2015) [-]
I think I got a hum of what you're saying..
User avatar #79 - mrtallguy (08/19/2015) [-]
vocaroo it
#24 - stifflimb (08/18/2015) [-]
#82 - captainbalu (08/19/2015) [-]
#81 - captainbalu (08/19/2015) [-]
Is cox
#25 - stifflimb (08/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #22 - inuares (08/18/2015) [-]
M*A*S*H was a lot like that too.
#20 - ugoboom (08/18/2015) [-]
Here my friend
take this
no douchebag hat >>#15 too
User avatar #72 - confusedasian (08/19/2015) [-]
What? Did Leela die?
User avatar #75 - ugoboom (08/19/2015) [-]
If you're looking at the pic on column 2 row 2, that's from 4ACV12 (S05E09) The Sting. No she didn't die

If you haven't watched that episode yet, don't click the spoiler. You will not want this episode spoiled.

Fry and Leela both get stung by the baby queen space bee, and from Leela and the viewer's perspective, Fry dies from the poison. Leela goes insane, but when she sleeps, she's happy as Fry is there being comforting and romantic. Leela becomes completely fucked up and nearly decides to kill herself to sleep happy forever, but it's then revealed that Leela was in a coma the whole time. Fry didn't die, Leela took the poison and it knocked her out for weeks; most of the episode took place in her dream. Fry stood by her every day and his constant talking to her was penetrating into the dream, which led to that really touching scene that closes the episode and is where the pic is from. It's one of my absolute favorites.

If you're looking at the pic on column 1 row 4, that's from 6ACV07 (S07E07) The Late Philip J. Fry. She didn't really die but it's kinda weird on this one.

Professor, Bender, and Fry are testing a 1-way time machine by going ahead 1 min into the future, but woops, professor made it go to the year 10,000 on accident. The whole episode is them tirelessly searching for a civilization that has invented a backwards time machine, and they eventually fail. Meanwhile during the year 3010, leela thinks Fry and the rest died at a nearby party, and while filled with sorrow, she made planet express a huge successful company over the next few decades. The birthday video card Fry was making during the time-traveling incident had slipped out during 3050 or so, and showed that fry's disappearance wasn't his own fault; it wasn't done out of malice. Overwhelmed with sadness, old grandma leela heads to where she got stood up 40 years ago, and shoots a formation on the cave ceiling. Over millions of years, the cave drips and drips and drips into stalagmites that write the message to future fry (year 1 billion) that you see in the pic. It's fucking heartbreaking as shit; a timeless love story. So they fast forward to see the end of the universe and shortyl after discover that a second big bang happens, creating an identical universe. So they decide to stop there instead, but by a mishap, end up in the third universal incarnation. So to answer your question, 1st and 2nd universe's leelas died alone, but the one we care about is alive and well. This is also one of my absolute favorite episodes, it perfectly encapsulates the old FOX-run futurama spirit.
#15 - sweetsinister (08/18/2015) [-]
The douchebag hat, why?
#37 - imjared (08/18/2015) [-]
scumbag*
might have been because he felt shitty for almost grave-robbing his nephew
#8 - Well who knows, maybe this was just before they installed that…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Quick question +6
User avatar #21 - jaggedherp (08/14/2015) [-]
WAAAAY UP THERE
#29 - 4chan: Where good people pretend to be assholes Tumb…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Sorry for length +154
#59 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk: Where assholes come to be assholes to other assholes. You asshole.
#73 - scozie (08/08/2015) [-]
Fuck you.
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#86 - litmifil (08/08/2015) [-]
i love this site.
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#85 - lastweek (08/08/2015) [-]
I'm prepared for this
#118 - razerdude (08/08/2015) [-]
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#128 - lastweek (08/08/2015) [-]
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#167 - lastweek (08/09/2015) [-]
Damn it, I was not prepared for doing this with webms, you win this time.
#11 - Ummmm what do I do now? 08/01/2015 on Fallout Adventure 0

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#11 - dogsonalog (06/22/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
heloo
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Who are you and what do you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im roll
u mentioned me
User avatar #6 to #5 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Wait when did I! Oh yeah it happened when I messed up trying to Roll
User avatar #7 to #6 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
so hello how r u
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
I good how are you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im good
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