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#569 - **dashandsmash rolls 865,180,964** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#566 - **dashandsmash rolls 163,989,928**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #569 - dashandsmash (10/24/2014) [-]
**dashandsmash rolls 865,180,964**
#383 - **dashandsmash rolled comment #20 ** : fap harder and mor… 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... -1
#43 - **dashandsmash rolled image ** this is the kind of magic I … 10/13/2014 on The kind of magic I need -1
#291 - **dashandsmash rolls 4,266** 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... 0
#122 - If it's badass axes your looking for then I have what your loo… 09/15/2014 on fuck you zombies 0
#121 - Alright here's a few problems with that. 1: If you b… 09/15/2014 on fuck you zombies 0
#89 - Did someone say that they wanted to **** some zom…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2014 on fuck you zombies 0
#110 - soullessminion (09/14/2014) [-]
do you think it would be illegal to own these? especially this one i really want this one i would spend the money for it
User avatar #111 - iamkagji (09/14/2014) [-]
in the US? No. It would be illegal to take it outside on your person without a license, but it's perfectly legal to own it and take it places in your car of in a backpack or something
User avatar #113 - soullessminion (09/14/2014) [-]
so as long as i did not take it out i'ed be okay? also i don' t see why it would be illegal considering it's illegal to sell sharpened weapons, i may be wrong though. basically from what i know they sell them dull but meh
User avatar #114 - iamkagji (09/14/2014) [-]
You can have it in a backpack, but not on your belt. it's considered a concealed weapon, which is a felony without the license. It's also not illegal to sell sharpened weapons if you have a license to sell weapons. most swords you buy are cheap pieces of shit that are for decoration and nothing else, so they are sold dull.Either that or they're still cheap pieces of shit. For example, I bet that "predator" thing there is made out of stainless steel, which is absolutely fucking horrible for any blade longer than 8 inches and isn't even very good then
User avatar #115 - soullessminion (09/14/2014) [-]
then it is my quest to find a cool sword and then i'll have to add the knuckles on my own..thank you for the education
User avatar #117 - iamkagji (09/14/2014) [-]
No problem, but if you're gonna shell out for a sword you should make sure it's a good one. too many peopel get ripped off and get flawed, cracked and flimsy blades because they don't know what to look for
User avatar #118 - soullessminion (09/15/2014) [-]
i'll do research in the future
#41 - Picture 08/31/2014 on Hedgehog anatomy +45
#11 - And think about the clone gladiator fights! Oh and also you ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on geneology is tough +6
User avatar #18 - thefirespike (08/28/2014) [-]
I understand these are just jokes, but this is the reason why human cloning is banned in the first place. Its too much of a grey area of how people will respond to clones. If they'll be segregated or treated unequally (Or even like cattle as far as the "spare parts" thing is concerned). They get placed into an egg, and develop, and are born, and age just like anyone else. They are, by all rights, a normal human being. They just happen to be an exact genetic copy of someone else. Just my two cents on the topic.
User avatar #15 - jaggedherp (08/28/2014) [-]
That sounds like The House of the Scorpion, and the spare parts idea was central to the plot
User avatar #13 - deadmansdope (08/28/2014) [-]
Doesn't that imply that there will be movements for equal rights of clones? I hope not, cuz I wanna see 2 naked chicks fight to the death.

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User avatar #4 to #3 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Who are you and what do you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im roll
u mentioned me
User avatar #6 to #5 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Wait when did I! Oh yeah it happened when I messed up trying to Roll
User avatar #7 to #6 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
so hello how r u
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
I good how are you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im good
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