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#4 - general consensus is that it will have a conference for news o… 06/02/2015 on Please stand by +1
#2 - yeah when the countdown ends they are announcing the next fall…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Please stand by 0
User avatar #3 - mondominiman (06/02/2015) [-]
Are they gonna hold a conference? Do it over tweeter, on their website or what?
#4 - dartman (06/02/2015) [-]
general consensus is that it will have a conference for news officials and the rest for the public will be on the same website the countdown is on right now
#2 - i love you so much. 03/07/2015 on Tenn and Peller everybody! 0
#5 - well it's a longshot but maybe get the wizards of the coast to…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on new idea for an image board 0
#6 - sketchyz (02/18/2015) [-]
It's one Hell of a longshot, but we don't lose anything by trying!
#3 - I do see your point in that< but it could serve as a learni…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on new idea for an image board +1
#4 - sketchyz (02/18/2015) [-]
True, that makes it an even better idea! The only issue is that Magic is a tad bit expensive to pick up and maintain. I got like 90% of my cards from my uncle and he gave them to me because his wife said it was either the cards or her since he was spending so much money on it. I wish they hadn't taken down Cockatrice, I never really had many people to play with and it was my only source of constant dueling...
#5 - dartman (02/18/2015) [-]
well it's a longshot but maybe get the wizards of the coast to allow us to have an online version on the site
#6 - sketchyz (02/18/2015) [-]
It's one Hell of a longshot, but we don't lose anything by trying!
#11904 - hey guys just thought i'd ask around here before deciding but …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/09/2015 on /guns/ board +1
#11940 - thewulfman (02/10/2015) [-]
>>#11905, >>#11907, I'll cast my vote for the VP9 as well. Though you won't find many of us arguing the merit of a gun based on aesthetics though, so for most of us the 1911 is out (sexiness is all it has going for it nowadays). Given your disposition for aesthetics I won't even try advocating for a Glock (because they are everything but good looking).
User avatar #11919 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
don't listen to Tweedledee and Tweedledum the reason they still make the 1911 is because people still buy them. so they have to have something going for them that keeps people interested. if mag capacity is a issue for you ten round mags can be bought. they are a time proven old school design that works well. i myself have a STI 1911 and love it. if a 1911 is what you want you get it, smith and Wesson have been making guns for years and they have top quality guns in my opinion.
bottom line if you like the 1911 get it. those door knobs think if it dosen't have rails its no good, weaponexplain should chime in his advice he is much better to talk to then roliga or hatsune
User avatar #11928 - roliga (02/09/2015) [-]
People still buy 1911's for the same reason people buy jewelry, it looks pretty. There is literally zero reason to get a 1911 other than it looking nice. There is not a single 1911 on this planet that can do what other guns can not.
User avatar #11930 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
no you are right, there is nothing special about the 1911, it isn't a be all end all design that will make all your problems go away, that being said it is a time tested design that still proves effective today. plenty of "nice" looking guns have come and gone but the 1911 is still made by more then one company. its a good gun, maybe not the best, but it can still be effective and used today.
User avatar #11931 - roliga (02/09/2015) [-]
Sure it can be, but you're intentionally choosing a less effective firearm when you do choose to use it.
User avatar #11935 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
and if they are comfortable with that gun then so be it. i can out shoot my buddy on 8 targets shooting my other buddies wheel gun while he uses his m9, solely on the fact i have become proficient with my arm of choice at the time. you are right that the advances of firearm tech have led to many greater designs then the 1911, but the 1911 is not outdated, just old.
User avatar #11920 - weaponexplain (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you talk shit about my waifus.
User avatar #11921 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
ins't the general rule for all waifus is if it is not yours they are shit? i am not well versed in the Japanese language or culture.
#11923 - hatsune (02/09/2015) [-]

that goes for your favorite gun as well
User avatar #11925 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
ah thank you hatsune, never had anything against you just your taste in firearms
#11926 - hatsune (02/09/2015) [-]
you talking shit about my raifus?
#11927 - subgunner (02/09/2015) [-]
Wheres the wood? where is the melding of mother nature into a force of death itself? where is tried and true action that has stood the text of time? sure your guns look good in its little black dress, but nothing can compare to the feel of an old wheel gun in your hand, or cocking that lever action. wheres the full blown rifle rounds found in the old war horses of the last century? your guns are cute, but nothing is sexier then the crafted arms of yesteryear, guns that even today can be used to the same effectiveness as the newer generation. just takes allot more time and effort.
#11937 - hatsune (02/09/2015) [-]
blah blah old fudd shit
User avatar #11922 - weaponexplain (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm not either.
User avatar #11907 - roliga (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that holds more than 7 rounds and isn't running off a design over a hundred years old.
#11905 - hatsune (02/09/2015) [-]
VP9 is the only answer
#570 - ive been on this site since it first started but only made an … 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#156506 - i suppose that could be a reason, but i do have others in mind… 09/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156496 - Ok i need advice, I'm in a relationship with a girl who is bea…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156533 - John Cena (09/25/2014) [-]
be a fucking man and end it you little b*tch, dissapointing people and making people hurt and in return making ourselves hurt are how we GROW as individuals. life is full of ups and downs stop bitching and make a move.
User avatar #156519 - thatnigger (09/25/2014) [-]
I mean, if she's not the one for you, she's not the one for you, ya know? If you'll end up breaking up with her later and have less compassion because this wasn't what you wanted, you'll end up hurting her way more.

That being said, don't throw something away because you think you want something else. Once you break up there is no going back.
User avatar #156502 - sugoi (09/25/2014) [-]
You stay with her until you're sure you want to bail ship.
You want to explore other options but do you know what those options are?
You don't love her back but are you sure you're not just bored? Are you sure it's not just the relationship losing that 'spark'?
#156506 - dartman (09/25/2014) [-]
i suppose that could be a reason, but i do have others in mind but I would never cheat on her or anything like that ever.but i just feel as if i was forced into the relationship. (its a long story
#695 - How about "thelost" if not i have better ones just p… 09/23/2014 on rename anonymous 0
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