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#76 - oh neat. im right near garland, myself  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
User avatar #77 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Cool. I'm around north Dallas
#71 - we lived in sulphur springs. im in dallas now but were friends…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
User avatar #75 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I live in Dallas too. Always cool to see other dallasfags on here.
User avatar #76 - darthtomale (23 hours ago) [-]
oh neat. im right near garland, myself
User avatar #77 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Cool. I'm around north Dallas
#57 - she is filled to the brim with metal 24/7. i regularly wonder …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Never-ending cringe comp... +3
User avatar #70 - YllekNayr (23 hours ago) [-]
........how is it you know her?
User avatar #71 - darthtomale (23 hours ago) [-]
we lived in sulphur springs. im in dallas now but were friends on facebook
User avatar #75 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I live in Dallas too. Always cool to see other dallasfags on here.
User avatar #76 - darthtomale (23 hours ago) [-]
oh neat. im right near garland, myself
User avatar #77 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Cool. I'm around north Dallas
#50 - dude i actually know her in real life. shes pretty cool.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Never-ending cringe comp... +2
User avatar #56 - houseofscarlet (07/31/2015) [-]
does she always look like a pin cushion?
User avatar #57 - darthtomale (07/31/2015) [-]
she is filled to the brim with metal 24/7. i regularly wonder about how thats comfortable. but her boyfriend is a really cool dude and their kid is the most polite and sweet kid youll ever meet.
User avatar #70 - YllekNayr (23 hours ago) [-]
........how is it you know her?
User avatar #71 - darthtomale (23 hours ago) [-]
we lived in sulphur springs. im in dallas now but were friends on facebook
User avatar #75 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I live in Dallas too. Always cool to see other dallasfags on here.
User avatar #76 - darthtomale (23 hours ago) [-]
oh neat. im right near garland, myself
User avatar #77 - pyroteknyx (23 hours ago) [-]
Cool. I'm around north Dallas
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on Cleaning up the Middle East 0
#129 - skorpius (20 hours ago) [-]
His friends must've roasted him pretty bad.

Crispy.
#119 - there are a few good politicians that have dealt with running … 07/26/2015 on Top Trumps 0
#110 - dont get me wrong, this system is ridged, but theres no way of…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Top Trumps 0
#114 - swagbot (07/26/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ... the Somalia argument.

Last bastion of people who don't really THINK.... at ALL.

> Use Private Currencies.
> Migrates to areas containing people of like ideology... ya know... what "States" were originally supposed to be. That way I don't have Statist Retards passing laws that I don't want to live by... and vice-versa. They don't want Guns? Fine, they pass a law... but they have to deal with the consequences in THEIR community. I / We don't want welfare? Fine, i don't have it... but my community deals with the consequences... good or bad.
> Provide Social services through 100% transparent, consensually-funded organizations. Could be 'private', could be 'public'. Could be as small as a neighborhood, or as big as a Inter-State NPO / Company. Whatever works. Just don't force anyone to pay into it. Internet makes this extremely efficient nowadays.
> Provide military protection likewise - states that fuck around will be shunned by states that take their protection seriously. Don't Defend? Get Invaded.
> Abide by the Nonaggression Principle. Agree or separate. If you don't agree enough, you'll be too fractured. If you agree too much, you'll be living by rules you don't like. Find the balance.


"Hurr Durr That Wont be Perfect People will still fight!!1!"

Dude... The existence of assholes who fuck everything is a given whenever you're discussing how to make a better society.
This is the best we can do in light of ~60+% of the world being fuck-everything-up-for-no-reason assholes.


This has been your 60-second education of Libertarianism and the NAP.
User avatar #139 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
So neo feudalist, what's the end game for places with few regs and no public utilities?
#161 - swagbot (07/27/2015) [-]
You obviously didn't read my comment.
Read it again.



"...few regs."

Most 'Regulations' are corrupt, inefficient, or out-of-date. There can be PLENTY of NPO 'certification agencies', with code relating to every industry, or regulations on a local scale (again, Town, City, County, or State), but they should only be there IF PEOPLE AGREE to them.

Would you rather shop / visit / buy from a certified Company, or a non-Certified one?

Sometimes one, sometimes the other.

Certification is not a guarantee of anything, good or bad.

... but Mandatory certification IS a guarantee for waste and corruption.

"...no public utilities."

I.... I didn't even say this!

Again (open your ears this time)... TOWNS, CITIES, COUNTIES, or STATES can Make. Their. Own. Utilities. Many do nowadays, but there's still a LOT of Federal Meddling, and even a lot of over-centralization within States... usually one County steals the tax money from the others.

But a few things need to change:
> Populace needs to be more vigilant to root out corruption.
> Infrastructure projects would ideally be planned, confirmed, and updated with 100% transparency (plans, bids, timelines, schedules, costs, contractors) in real time.
> Smaller, local projects = Easier to control corruption, more agreement, more technical collaboration, better results, less bureaucratic ossification, easier adoption of new technologies... more emphasis on EFFICIENCY than someone-trying-to-fuck-the-project-for-money.

Pretty Simple.
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#109 - Donald trump- "They built a hotel. When I build a hotel, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Top Trumps 0
#112 - sircool (07/26/2015) [-]
what the fuck other hopeful idiot running has had military experience if that's a standard for running? Which has actually improved the state they've been in charge of?

they're all spoiled brats you fuck nugget, expect this one is pointing out the problems bluntly cause he doesn't give a shit while all the other pussy foot around it.
User avatar #119 - darthtomale (07/26/2015) [-]
there are a few good politicians that have dealt with running police departments, law making, voted on military actions or budgets. that counts. but again this man is no politician, hes an insane person yelling factually incorrect things.

but heres where we have common ground, you and I dont see that much of a difference in legitimate candidates and this real estate mogul, turned reality tv star, turned political asshole.

but the fact that you have given so little thought to the actual workings of our government and the place it has in organizing resources that save lives like law enforcement, education, infrastrucure building, fuckin firefighting, regulating the power of companies, passing laws or overturning old obsolete laws. i can say the game is ridged undeniably but what i cannot say is that it has literally no uses
#105 - you can reduce him being a racist, and sexist for that matter …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Top Trumps +1
#108 - swagbot (07/26/2015) [-]
[[EXTREME LIBERTARIANISM INCOMING]]

This thread is boring so this is the last I'm gonna comment on it.

The whole idea of a 'President' is shit. The whole idea of a government that's powerful enough to ruin the lives of the entire nation is shit.

Trump is not the problem. Nor is Obama. Nor was Bush Jr. Nor wac Clinton, Bush Sr., Regan, Johnson, Hoover, Roosevelt, or any of 'em.

The PROBLEM is pussy-assed people in the world who do not stand up for themselves. Period.

Taking about Trump, 'Politics', 'The Beltway', what Jon Stewart said, etc. etc. is a 99.992% waste of time.

Adios.
User avatar #120 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
I kinda like my roads and my osha, my fda, my atf, my ambulances,my surgeon general, but that's all big government bullshit right?
#134 - swagbot (07/26/2015) [-]
"my surgeon general"

What the fuck does guy do? Except preside in exploding cancer, Crohns', Autism, pharmaceutical drug use, rising chronic disease...

Oh, that's right.... Our SGs put a warning label on Wine and Cigarettes, and Tell us that "AIDS is Bad". Good Job.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgeon_General_of_the_United_States

Health comes from personal research and vigilance, nutrition, lifestyle choices, and well-functioning Local Medicine for traumatic injury (burns, stabs, broken bones, car accidents, etc.). Not from some Military Douche in a uniform, 5000 miles away.

"my roads"

As if communities don't know how to survey, plan, grade, and lay roads. And could do it without all the Union-Pork-Barrel corruption that haunts large, Federally-funded projects. Ever heard of 'The Bridge to Nowhere'?

"my fda"

The same fda that has revolving-door with Biotech and Agri-Chem companies, who allow toxic agri-chemicals and tansgenic food to be delivered en-masse to the U.S. marketplace?

Here's just the vaccine angle. Look up the Food and Pharmaceutical angles too: youtu.be/K1m3TjokVU4

"my osha"

You've never had a job, have you? Some of OSHAs regulation are common-sense... some others are decently researched guidelines.... but most are insane fucking time-wasters, that ACTUALLY MAKE WORKPLACES FAR MORE DANGEROUS and make then operate far less efficiently!! Go to any blue-collar job, and you will get a quick education on this.

"my atf"

Yes... because we need an UNACCOUNTABLE, FEDERAL Bureaucracy to oversee the GREAT, GREAT, SATANIC EVILS of alcohol... cigarettes... and firearms. Not like states of communities could do any of this.

I don't think it's wise to applaud a gov't agency that directly violated our common-sense 2nd Amendment right to own weapons.

"my ambulances"

Bad argument. Most ambulances are community-or-privately owned and operated. It's stuff like the ACA (and TONS of legislation that came before it) that cause ambulances to operate poorly.

"but that's all big government bullshit right?"

No.... it's all shit that's our parents/grandparents ALLOWED to be taken over by the Federal Gov't... which have not done their original jobs, and have instead become hotspots of incredible corruption and graft.

It's shit that SHOULD be taken care of by towns / neighborhoods / cities / counties / States. Closer, more agreement, more accountability. Less corruption, less centralized power.

Come back to me when you're out of Junior High, have a job, are supporting yourself, and have actually done some research about the world, kiddo.
User avatar #137 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
Your so comical. it's like you just copy and paste and paraphrase infowars and alex jones. When I get back to col. You open a talk radio show and I will generate 50 numbers so I can tell you how stupid you sound
#159 - swagbot (07/27/2015) [-]
Nice reply.

I'm done with IW. Been done for ~6 months. AJ's always restating the problem, never addressing the solution.
User avatar #110 - darthtomale (07/26/2015) [-]
dont get me wrong, this system is ridged, but theres no way of changing it other than dissolving civilization itself and somalia isnt doing so well
#114 - swagbot (07/26/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ... the Somalia argument.

Last bastion of people who don't really THINK.... at ALL.

> Use Private Currencies.
> Migrates to areas containing people of like ideology... ya know... what "States" were originally supposed to be. That way I don't have Statist Retards passing laws that I don't want to live by... and vice-versa. They don't want Guns? Fine, they pass a law... but they have to deal with the consequences in THEIR community. I / We don't want welfare? Fine, i don't have it... but my community deals with the consequences... good or bad.
> Provide Social services through 100% transparent, consensually-funded organizations. Could be 'private', could be 'public'. Could be as small as a neighborhood, or as big as a Inter-State NPO / Company. Whatever works. Just don't force anyone to pay into it. Internet makes this extremely efficient nowadays.
> Provide military protection likewise - states that fuck around will be shunned by states that take their protection seriously. Don't Defend? Get Invaded.
> Abide by the Nonaggression Principle. Agree or separate. If you don't agree enough, you'll be too fractured. If you agree too much, you'll be living by rules you don't like. Find the balance.


"Hurr Durr That Wont be Perfect People will still fight!!1!"

Dude... The existence of assholes who fuck everything is a given whenever you're discussing how to make a better society.
This is the best we can do in light of ~60+% of the world being fuck-everything-up-for-no-reason assholes.


This has been your 60-second education of Libertarianism and the NAP.
User avatar #139 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
So neo feudalist, what's the end game for places with few regs and no public utilities?
#161 - swagbot (07/27/2015) [-]
You obviously didn't read my comment.
Read it again.



"...few regs."

Most 'Regulations' are corrupt, inefficient, or out-of-date. There can be PLENTY of NPO 'certification agencies', with code relating to every industry, or regulations on a local scale (again, Town, City, County, or State), but they should only be there IF PEOPLE AGREE to them.

Would you rather shop / visit / buy from a certified Company, or a non-Certified one?

Sometimes one, sometimes the other.

Certification is not a guarantee of anything, good or bad.

... but Mandatory certification IS a guarantee for waste and corruption.

"...no public utilities."

I.... I didn't even say this!

Again (open your ears this time)... TOWNS, CITIES, COUNTIES, or STATES can Make. Their. Own. Utilities. Many do nowadays, but there's still a LOT of Federal Meddling, and even a lot of over-centralization within States... usually one County steals the tax money from the others.

But a few things need to change:
> Populace needs to be more vigilant to root out corruption.
> Infrastructure projects would ideally be planned, confirmed, and updated with 100% transparency (plans, bids, timelines, schedules, costs, contractors) in real time.
> Smaller, local projects = Easier to control corruption, more agreement, more technical collaboration, better results, less bureaucratic ossification, easier adoption of new technologies... more emphasis on EFFICIENCY than someone-trying-to-fuck-the-project-for-money.

Pretty Simple.
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#98 - donald trump is ******* clown shoes and if he were real…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Top Trumps 0
User avatar #104 - sircool (07/26/2015) [-]
hill is the physical form of the corrupt, uncaring, flip flopping , pandering corporate shilling, selling out the people from under their feet jack ass.

Sanders is an idiotic hopeful who has no idea how economies work in the slightest and has actually said white people should apologize for slavery.

Jeb is like his brother, a fucking moron.

Everyone else in the clown-car of republican hopefuls is too quite and trying to be as close to PC as they can be, which gets them ignored.

He's pointing out actual fucking issues the way they should be, bluntly, and says the most obvious way to deal with them. He says them like a fucking idiot, at least for political standards because he doesn't depend on anyone else's backing to do it. His wording is idiotic, but not the reasons why he points it out.
User avatar #109 - darthtomale (07/26/2015) [-]
Donald trump- "They built a hotel. When I build a hotel, I have to pay interest. They don’t have to pay interest because they took the oil when we left Iraq, I said we should have taken. So now ISIS has the oil."

what does that even mean?

donald trump- "Nobody's better at the military than me."

not only not a completely fucked up way to say it but also demonstrably false. he has no military experience having never served or again, never having been elected to any government position ever.

it matters that we dont have what is essentially a spoiled rotten man as president. he would be Ebeneezer scrooge.

#112 - sircool (07/26/2015) [-]
what the fuck other hopeful idiot running has had military experience if that's a standard for running? Which has actually improved the state they've been in charge of?

they're all spoiled brats you fuck nugget, expect this one is pointing out the problems bluntly cause he doesn't give a shit while all the other pussy foot around it.
User avatar #119 - darthtomale (07/26/2015) [-]
there are a few good politicians that have dealt with running police departments, law making, voted on military actions or budgets. that counts. but again this man is no politician, hes an insane person yelling factually incorrect things.

but heres where we have common ground, you and I dont see that much of a difference in legitimate candidates and this real estate mogul, turned reality tv star, turned political asshole.

but the fact that you have given so little thought to the actual workings of our government and the place it has in organizing resources that save lives like law enforcement, education, infrastrucure building, fuckin firefighting, regulating the power of companies, passing laws or overturning old obsolete laws. i can say the game is ridged undeniably but what i cannot say is that it has literally no uses

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#118 - twentyseconds ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
>your face in this thread   
funnyjunk.com/Space/funny-pictures/5520483/   
   
Read a lot of your comments, you sure make some great points in this thread.
>your face in this thread
funnyjunk.com/Space/funny-pictures/5520483/

Read a lot of your comments, you sure make some great points in this thread.
#120 to #118 - darthtomale ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
and use it in your honor
and use it in your honor
User avatar #119 to #118 - darthtomale ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
wwhy thanks and ill save that gif
User avatar #114 - darktoucan ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
why are you ranked in the 36 thousands for comments when you only have 20 lvls below me? im ranked in the eight hundreds. im so confused
User avatar #115 to #114 - darthtomale ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
i dont always comment but when i do people seem to rate it preferably
User avatar #116 to #115 - darktoucan ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
that doesnt really have anything to do with what i said but im glad you get good thumbs.
User avatar #117 to #116 - darthtomale ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
yeah i know..

and my thumbs are terrible. i honestly have no idea why.
User avatar #112 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Christy Mack
User avatar #111 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
SUN DEVIL ANGELS PRESENTS KRISTEN
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User avatar #93 to #92 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
i might talk to you in a little. right now some girl is pouring her heart out to me right now
#94 to #93 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
o.o *cough* that might be me *cough*
o.o *cough* that might be me *cough*
User avatar #95 to #94 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
... have you ever heard of nick poiencot? he lives in housten
User avatar #96 to #95 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Nope, about 1 million live in Houston so..nope. Why is he famous in any way?
User avatar #97 to #96 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
he's a really good friend of mine.and the girl is his girlfriend
User avatar #98 to #97 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. The good ol' emotional stress letting out from a relationship? Oh and I live near Pearland, So yeah.
User avatar #99 to #98 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
yeah. she's a sweet girl and he's not mean but she loves him a hell of a lot more than he loves her. it makes me sad. theyre a lovely couple
User avatar #100 to #99 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Well, ya' sure she ain't on her rag? Also tell her to take him to the Rodeo, it makes everything better. Except vegans.
User avatar #101 to #100 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
nah. he moved away and she misses the **** out of him. so she's been particularly attached to him lately
User avatar #102 to #101 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh, saddening. Is this boy, blonde? Just wondering.
User avatar #103 to #102 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
...yes? and his dick is massive
#104 to #103 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Yum. ^-^ I usually go to how you use your dick, not by size.
Yum. ^-^ I usually go to how you use your dick, not by size.
User avatar #105 to #104 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
so she's talking to him now. im off the hook
User avatar #106 to #105 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Hah, PRESSURE from relationships you're not even in. :3
User avatar #107 to #106 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
hes a bro. i gotta do everything i can to make his plans work out
#108 to #107 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
^-^ Bro code. Hey, I have a question. c:
User avatar #109 to #108 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
yeah? whats that?
User avatar #110 to #109 - wildthornberries (02/11/2013) [-]
Check your inbox
User avatar #91 - darthtomale ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
charlie sweets
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User avatar #90 to #89 - darthtomale ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
sorry i dont care for these shenanigans
User avatar #57 - darthtomale ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
chloe james
#56 - theyoungwildfree (10/30/2012) [-]
Now I have a non **** friend. Curse you!
#55 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
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#48 - davegrowl (10/21/2012) [-]
So I heard you like Jake and Amir...
So I heard you like Jake and Amir...
#49 to #48 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
just a little
just a little
#50 to #49 - davegrowl (10/23/2012) [-]
God, I love them.
God, I love them.
#51 to #50 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
quite
quite
#52 to #51 - davegrowl (10/23/2012) [-]
Did you see the new one?
Did you see the new one?
#53 to #52 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
yes, i saw them post on facebook about it both times
yes, i saw them post on facebook about it both times
#54 to #53 - davegrowl (10/24/2012) [-]
*******		 awesome.   
And the Milkmans, too.   
   
			*******		, Ben Schwartz, man.
******* awesome.
And the Milkmans, too.

******* , Ben Schwartz, man.
#47 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
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#45 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
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#41 - snrjohnston (08/09/2012) [-]
You seem to like Amir, just a little.
#42 to #41 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
a little, yeah
a little, yeah
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