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#9 - the recent movie was absolute ****. worst one ever since its n…  [+] (6 replies) 08/31/2014 on Godzilla -5
#11 - giinthir (08/31/2014) [-]
Have you even seen the originals? It was perfect, and faithful.
#43 - iceguy (09/01/2014) [-]
it was really bad though, it should have been called kick-ass 3 brody was played by the kid from kickass , because it sure as hell wasn't about godzilla, he was in for about 15 minutes, any other time he was in the movie he was just swimming, it was terrible i the fact that godzilla is not a good guy, he does what ever the fuck he wants, hes not some friend to man. if you saw the originals you would know that godzilla only killed the monsters caused they fucked with him and when japan ever shot at him he would fuck them up, the army shoots godzilla right as he destroys the golden gate bridge, and hes like "no big deal" and keeps swimming. also there were alot of really stupid things in that movie as well like the asian scientist saying that godzilla should fight the monsters, which would really look stupid if godzilla died, also they just straight up say that theres an ENTIRE SPIECES OF THEM under the sea down really far and everyone is just FUCKING PEACHY WITH THAT like theres not some entire army of giant monsters that will wipe them out if they do one wrong thing, another thing is that there were so many good characters in that movie but jesus christ they all died off one by one, like bryan cranston, who was probably the best actor in that movie, also they based their ****ENTIRE TRAILER**** around bryan cranston but then just kill him off about 20 minutes in, honestly the 1998 godzilla had its flaws, but it was better than this piece of shit and at least had a better story and had a better ending than godzilla just "walking back into the ocean like everythings all peachy keen", honestly the worst movie of 2014, but this is just my opinion, i don't mean to offend you but i just wanted to say it
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#117 - priestoftheoldones (09/01/2014) [-]
If you've seen Gojira, you'd know that's the perfect time for him to be in it. In gojira, I think he had less than 15 minutes.
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#71 - huntergriff (09/01/2014) [-]
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#18 - meltdownlol (08/31/2014) [-]
I've seen the originals where its like all black and white. Mothra and godzilla fight for like 15 minutes, ok i really dont know the length but is a while and you can see them both clear as a sunny day.
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#20 - giinthir (08/31/2014) [-]
Did you see the rest of the movie? Where it was people panicing about giant fucking monsters, and what they're going to do about it. Then shit gets bad, and Godzilla finally comes to save the day.
#78 - hes not very loving though is he. hes mostly mentioned in the …  [+] (1 reply) 07/15/2014 on God +1
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#232 - saytwaa (07/15/2014) [-]
it is true the bible has been changed, a lot of stuff in the bible now is totally different from the original teaching of jesus. which jesus wasnt his real name anyways. you can hardly go off of todays bible
#81 - ill show you a brakk for free because its just a ******* gun a…  [+] (2 replies) 11/28/2013 on MMOs -2
#82 - nospyonme (11/28/2013) [-]
I just want that warframe slot I get when I recruit 10 people.
You don't have to shit on my for trying to recruit.
#148 - zerith (11/28/2013) [-]
That baby owl...So innocent. so cute
#196 - better question...why would he punish them?  [+] (3 replies) 07/02/2013 on i dont care +1
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#208 - spanishninja (07/02/2013) [-]
why he couldnt be:
Hey you mah nigga welcome to hell i will be your guide
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#203 - heretofuckshitup (07/02/2013) [-]
misery loves company
#201 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Answer is, hell isn't even biblical.

The idea of hell comes from old non-biblical philosophies and religions, a lot of it coming from Greek philosophy. Hell originally meant something like a cover, a place where the dead are covered, like a grave. This is still evident today when looking at certain words like helmet, a cover for the head. (and a bunch of others, but currently I can only think of helmet). The meaning changed overtime.

In fact, the bible doesn't even teach that man has a soul, but IS a soul. In the original language the word soul means something along the lines of a living breathing being or a being that maintains life by breathing (even animals are called souls in the bible, nothing to do with a ghost copy living inside of the body that lives on after death).

"...for there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in She′ol, the place to which you are going." Ecclesiastes 9:10 Sheol is often translated into hell in many bibles.
#41 - like off is a tv channel like bald is a a hair color …  [+] (2 replies) 06/06/2013 on The truth -3
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#47 - ctenop (06/06/2013) [-]
Bald is a hair style. Topless is a choice of attire. A-sexual is a sexuality. Your housing situation can be homeless. Your income can be "none". Antinomianism is a Ethical code. Nihilism is an outlook on life. Just because there is an absence of something, doesn't exclude it from the semantic field.
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#45 - thescatmanohone (06/06/2013) [-]
That has to be the best, simplest explanation I think I've ever seen for this.
#421 - gasp what is this from!  [+] (2 replies) 03/25/2013 on Bronies in a nutshell 0
#481 - taasden (03/25/2013) [-]
Pacific Rim, the new Guillermo Del Toro movie.
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#479 - harbingerwolf (03/25/2013) [-]
Pacific Rim, looks fucking amazing.