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#185 - a sith lord that can wield a lightsaber bow. step it up, faggots. 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#2474 - Comment deleted 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
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#27 - oh nononono. as a pathetic internet browser with nothing to do…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Suit up -1
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#84 - lastweek (12/13/2014) [-]
The Earth Kingdom is a nation, "kingdom" just specifies that it is ruled by a king.
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#37 - lunargreenhouse (12/13/2014) [-]
Also Air Nomads. The temples were their refugee
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#32 - masdercheef (12/13/2014) [-]
Nah bitch, the days of the Earth Kingdom are over. We are ruled by no king, for Kuvira the Great Uniter has brought upon us the glorious days of the Earth Empire. The world now trembles before our might as it rightly should.
#29 - riayl (12/13/2014) [-]
Earth Empire for now bruh.
#1014 - **darthlegolas rolled image ** i don't have a react folder.… 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#13 - a lot of responsibility and temptation, but i'll try 12/04/2014 on darthlegolas's profile 0
#112 - **darthlegolas rolls 53** i'm so happy I could roll dubs 12/04/2014 on i was sooooooooo happy 0
#28 - no one ever comments on my profile  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on i was sooooooooo happy +5
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#52 - skittlesinexcess (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, are you happy?
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#112 - darthlegolas (12/04/2014) [-]
**darthlegolas rolls 53** i'm so happy I could roll dubs
#4717 - **darthlegolas rolls 443,220,368** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#2062 - 17  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#2137 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd say you should definitely talk to her about it then. You need to get her out of the mindset that you're the only thing worth living for. It's a bad spot I know man, I have complete empathy for ya'. I know I'm just some stranger on the internet, but as a fellow funnyjunker if you ever get need to talk to about this that's been through it before you can shoot me a message or something, I wish you the absolute best of luck figuring it out my friend.
#2788 - Jeff C (03/12/2015) [-]
Hey man good to hear from ya'! I'm sorry about the break up, but as someone whose been in your spot before I want to commend you greatly on you helping that young woman out and helping her add threads to hang on to. I wish I had some cure-all words of wisdom for getting over the break up, my relationship with the chick I tried to help eventually came to an end as well and I know how painful it can be. Just know that if you don't get back together Not to say there's no chance! Give it a day or two to cool down and then if you still feel like a relationship is a worthwhile endeavor than ask to talk about it when both of your emotions aren't running so hot. you're still very young and as you said, naive. There's plenty of time to figure out trivial things like where you want to live when you're older when you're actually older, don't squander your youth with the thoughts of an old man because trust and believe there's so much more life to be lived between now and then. I can't comment on you going to college because quite frankly I don't know that much about you, but I highly recommend going to a community college or trade school or some sort of program that will help you land in a job you need some sort of certification to get because as I'm starting to learn at 20 years old you can't just go with the flow forever. It seems like you two have helped each other grow a lot, and that's beautiful, but I have to be blunt when I say you're either going to spend the rest of your life with this woman or you're not and forcing yourself back together at this age can just as easily come undone 6 months, a year, etc down the road. I lost the love of my life different chick than the one I had a similar situation like yours with at your age and had to do what I'm going to ask you to do;
Sit long and hard and think about if you'd rather chase something that has already proven difficult to make work once, or work towards something potentially 10 times more beautiful. I hope that was at least somewhat coherent, I'm trying to rush this while typing on my phone at work haha. If there's anything you need cleared or want some further input don't be afraid to ask!
Also my life's rather.. odd. I'm neither up nor down right now, just trying to figure out what I want to do with my life on top of trying to fix my piece of shit car but that's life I guess
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#2790 - darthlegolas (03/13/2015) [-]
so quite literally just two hours after you respond i get a text. Obviously it was her (otherwise I wouldn't be telling you this). So she texted all panicky and apologizes a little under a thousand times about how she acted. She didn't out right ask me to get back together, that was my job. Short story even shorter; we're back together, like you said may happen. But you know what's fucked up? Or I consider fucked up at least? I never shed a single flipping tear. I hardly felt bad (reminded me of Rascal Flatt's "I feel bad"). I was just kind of, "well, that's over. Imma go play minecraft." Now some could say i'm just emotionally strong. Except I nearly cried watching the new Peabody and Sherman movie, only reason I didn't is my brother was in the room. Same for treasure planet, aladdin, shiloh, pretty much any decent family movie. Movies, songs, you name it. If it's even the slightest bit close to home, my eyes water at the very least. Or maybe i'm exaggerating how emotional i am, idk. But now thoughts of "well you clearly don't actually care about her all that much" and "well now you're gonna to turn into that jerk that just goes through girls like a bag of chips." But honestly I'm just glad that I have her hand to hold again. And I am taking your school advice into consideration btw.
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#2787 - darthlegolas (03/12/2015) [-]
so in a way, mission accomplished. somewhat. What i mean is she has found other reasons to keep pressing on which is fantastic! She still depressed but that's to be expected, it hasn't been all that long. Anyway the reason for the "somewhat" and why I've randomly decided to get a hold of you, is we just broke up. it was mutual but damn i thought she was the one. I feel young and naive.
we got into an argument about plans for the future and basically we have two very drastically different plans. she wants to go to college, get a job, go to some more college, and be completely secure financially with the goal of being able to travel, see the world and eventually move to Italy apparently. (we're american). I refuse to move out of my home state. this is where all my family are and where the few friends i have live. I couldn't handle only being able to see them maybe once a year. its happened before, but that's another story. I also want to be more a "go with the flow" guy. college i don't think is for me. and she demanded i go to one, threatening that she'd break up with me if i didn't. So after a good 2 hour argument, we painfully ended it. the retarded thing is i still have feelings for her, and she still has feelings for me and yet its over. so after we drop our conversation, i eat supper and decided to go someplace quiet and call her. All i wanted to say was that I didn't want her to hurt herself, or worse kill herself. The last thing i wanted was to be the cause of a loved one's death. After she got pissed and hung up because i was implying she was weak, I continued via text. This is really the only good part. she said, "I love you so fucking much! I was hanging on by a thread, and i was barely able to get out of bed but you helped me add more threads and I have a whole nother motivation for getting up." So at least my conscious is clear to a degree, i did help her some with her depression. But i feel bad about one other thing. its been about 8 hours since we broke-up and i haven't shed a single tear. so now I'm a tremendous dick expressing his thoughts to a completely random stranger he met on the internet four months ago.
So how have you been then Jeff C?
#2789 - Jeff C (03/12/2015) [-]
Oh fuck me me I replied to my own comment, read the one above ._.