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darthlegolas

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/11/2013
Last Login:3/02/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23049
Highest Content Rank:#1162
Highest Comment Rank:#2017
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Comment Thumbs: 2192 total,  2515 ,  323
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 162 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:331780
Times Content Favorited:316 times
Total Comments Made:700
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#43 - don't care, still wouldn't do it. 11/09/2014 on Grab a handful +1
#93 - Picture 11/09/2014 on 4chan 0
#82 - **darthlegolas rolled user finblob ** instead of doing all…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on 4chan 0
User avatar #92 - finblob (11/09/2014) [-]
**finblob rolls 8**
#93 - darthlegolas (11/09/2014) [-]
#72 - Is submitting more than one entry allowed? 11/08/2014 on FJ Random Contest (November... +1
#234 - can someone kindly inform me who the people in the 2nd to last…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Rule 63 0
User avatar #239 - Nihatclodra (11/07/2014) [-]
"Princess Mononoke" and "Howl's Moving Castle". Both great movies.
#66 - counterpoint 1: he said give up sex. this kind of implies (at … 11/02/2014 on Sex vs Food 0
#58 - you have to give up viewing sex as well.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Sex vs Food 0
User avatar #64 - usernameluisdjlols (11/02/2014) [-]
that would make life better, if you dont know what you're missing, it's like you're not missing anything
User avatar #66 - darthlegolas (11/02/2014) [-]
counterpoint 1: he said give up sex. this kind of implies (at least in my mind) that the past did not change but rather he has to simply stop.

counterpoint 2: even if it were the case that the past was changed so that he wouldn't know that he was missing anything, that doesn't make it better. just easier to cope with. It may be better to have it than to not, regardless if he knew or not. then again, "better" is subjective to the individual.
#54 - yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a c… 10/30/2014 on rekt 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #53 - hattheifbatman (10/29/2014) [-]
You take it easy
If you didn't realize I was joking
User avatar #54 - darthlegolas (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a chance to use the pic and I saw the opportunity
#30 - **darthlegolas rolled user hattheifbatman ** your username…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #49 - hattheifbatman (10/28/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#51 - darthlegolas (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - hattheifbatman (10/29/2014) [-]
You take it easy
If you didn't realize I was joking
User avatar #54 - darthlegolas (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a chance to use the pic and I saw the opportunity
#1066 - that's the one my brother got. 10/28/2014 on John Hancock +1
#1031 - The Red Doctor, Immortal of the Future I'm a native americ…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on John Hancock 0
#1053 - kiaserzerg (10/28/2014) [-]
i got the Gray doctor, trickster of hope.
#1066 - darthlegolas (10/28/2014) [-]
that's the one my brother got.
#7 - I wanted to hear him say pokemon like he says all the fighter'… 10/25/2014 on Smash 4's announcer singing... +8
#32 - brontosauruses were never a real dinosaur. It is what apatosau… 10/25/2014 on Jurassic Park 0
#70 - **darthlegolas rolls 66** ok fine, 51 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs +12
#69 - **darthlegolas rolls 51** dubs? pfft, I prefer 37  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs -1
User avatar #70 - darthlegolas (10/23/2014) [-]
**darthlegolas rolls 66** ok fine, 51
#5 - i love you brandonsharklow  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Keep fighting... +3
User avatar #24 - ninjalllama (10/23/2014) [-]
i love you darthlegolas
User avatar #58 - xalbobx (10/23/2014) [-]
i love you ninjalllama
#27 - anonexplains (10/23/2014) [-]
#78 - episode? 10/23/2014 on Engineering 0
#42 - **darthlegolas rolled image ** who I shall kill with this n…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Murder for dummies +3
#43 - gentledragon (10/22/2014) [-]
start with yourself
#9 - Picture 10/22/2014 on its a me? +11
#157 - the trees would make feel like i'm inside a crappy video game 10/16/2014 on a perfect comp +8
#6 - inb4 "there I am gary" 10/13/2014 on joshfag 0
#16 - there are places where bikes have their own lane? huh. interesting  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on instant karma -1
#49 - anonexplains (10/11/2014) [-]
Dude, the netherlands
#141 - I never came back until today. I hate this site and all you faggots.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on While FJ was down -3
#142 - crazyeyedbioll (10/11/2014) [-]
yet here you are
#35 - in response to #4, I can?! I can fly, breath in space, and hav…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on 25 insane facts +3
#88 - anonexplains (09/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52** faggotron McDicksucker
#83 - dilltwentytwo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - KawKz n BawLzZ (09/29/2014) [-]
**KawKz n BawLzZ rolls 54** Dick to kids man
User avatar #84 - dilltwentytwo (09/29/2014) [-]
**dilltwentytwo rolls 20** nigger chan first comment I accidentally hit 1.
User avatar #70 - cann (09/29/2014) [-]
**cann rolls 84** assblaster2000
#69 - anonexplains (09/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01** dick shit man
User avatar #68 - cann (09/29/2014) [-]
**cann rolls 98** fag boner
#64 - anonexplains (09/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 46** andre herring

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User avatar #10 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
maybe cause yer gay, hue hue hue
User avatar #11 to #10 - bionicpanda ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
ha ha ah aha
#9 - flipke (12/04/2014) [-]
**flipke rolled image**
#8 - flipke has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 - skittlesinexcess (12/04/2014) [-]
Are you happy now?
#6 - nitroxiii (12/04/2014) [-]
Watch my chocolate milk for me will ya?
User avatar #13 to #6 - darthlegolas (12/04/2014) [-]
a lot of responsibility and temptation, but i'll try
#5 - tbagbandit (12/04/2014) [-]
It's 'bout to get weird up in here.
#4 - hypex ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Evening ******
#3 - vilememory (12/04/2014) [-]
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