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#1934 - apparently she hasn't done it in about a month. (we've been da…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1970 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh man you just described exactly what with my first serious relationship. Same shit, messed up home life and had been doing it a while before I came along but only found out a few months in when she did it seriously again. But anyways a month ago definitely isn't the past, you need to have a good long talk with her about it. Let her know that it upsets you, that doing it is only a momentary distraction and that in the end only ends up hurting her more as well as the people such as yourself who care for her. Let her know that as fucked up as things may seem at times there is so much more beauty to be had if she'll keep on persevering. Cutting can only leave a reminder of the things that make her cut, down the road when she's able to get away from the things that burden her the last thing she'll want is to look down and be reminded.
#2041 - darthlegolas (11/28/2014) [-]
thx dude. Scary advice, but it seems sound. as my grandpa repeatedly says, "I don't care what your mom says, you're alright."
#2059 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #2062 - darthlegolas (11/28/2014) [-]
17
#2137 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd say you should definitely talk to her about it then. You need to get her out of the mindset that you're the only thing worth living for. It's a bad spot I know man, I have complete empathy for ya'. I know I'm just some stranger on the internet, but as a fellow funnyjunker if you ever get need to talk to about this that's been through it before you can shoot me a message or something, I wish you the absolute best of luck figuring it out my friend.
#1872 - just found out my girlfriend has cut herself before. i h…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1908 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Like, how long ago? If it's in the past it's in the past, if it's current well...
help her
User avatar #1934 - darthlegolas (11/28/2014) [-]
apparently she hasn't done it in about a month. (we've been dating for about 2) Honestly, "the past is in the past" isn't very helpful. I can't stand the thought of her being in pain, regardless if it's done or not. I'll have to get passed that in some way though, due to the following reasons; she was raped by one of her ex boyfriends when they were dating. She is suicidal. She was beaten by her dad and her mom still hits her. Something she said to me, "The only reason I deal with life is because I have you." That's a lot of fucking pressure, I love her to death and knowing that she is constantly hurting really just makes me sad and worried. Sorry for long text, kind of let myself go there.
#1970 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh man you just described exactly what with my first serious relationship. Same shit, messed up home life and had been doing it a while before I came along but only found out a few months in when she did it seriously again. But anyways a month ago definitely isn't the past, you need to have a good long talk with her about it. Let her know that it upsets you, that doing it is only a momentary distraction and that in the end only ends up hurting her more as well as the people such as yourself who care for her. Let her know that as fucked up as things may seem at times there is so much more beauty to be had if she'll keep on persevering. Cutting can only leave a reminder of the things that make her cut, down the road when she's able to get away from the things that burden her the last thing she'll want is to look down and be reminded.
#2041 - darthlegolas (11/28/2014) [-]
thx dude. Scary advice, but it seems sound. as my grandpa repeatedly says, "I don't care what your mom says, you're alright."
#2059 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #2062 - darthlegolas (11/28/2014) [-]
17
#2137 - Jeff C (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd say you should definitely talk to her about it then. You need to get her out of the mindset that you're the only thing worth living for. It's a bad spot I know man, I have complete empathy for ya'. I know I'm just some stranger on the internet, but as a fellow funnyjunker if you ever get need to talk to about this that's been through it before you can shoot me a message or something, I wish you the absolute best of luck figuring it out my friend.
#96 - **darthlegolas rolled image ** I don't like the idea of hav… 11/24/2014 on Choices -1
#19 - **darthlegolas rolled user roddor ** I'd trade my soul for you  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Satan +4
#20 - roddor (11/23/2014) [-]
As if you have one.
User avatar #49 - miilkbone (11/24/2014) [-]
Dude that gif made me sad, screw Mario
#537 - if I don't laugh or cry, I will be disappointed 11/15/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#48 - i'm gonna be completely honest here, I would play the *… 11/15/2014 on unkarted ? may be +5
#11 - I want one of these cars, but for a very specific reason. I wa…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/13/2014 on if cars could talk -33
User avatar #149 - raidaltamimi (11/13/2014) [-]
I like your creativity
User avatar #143 - grandmabetty (11/13/2014) [-]
said no-one, ever
User avatar #134 - clechyl (11/13/2014) [-]
I'd key it
#145 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #146 - clechyl (11/13/2014) [-]
Hello darthlegolas
#121 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
oh god I see that shitbox everywhere
its FUCKED
#94 - ompalomper (11/13/2014) [-]
read the sign people
#81 - leown (11/13/2014) [-]
Scion xb 06 would be a better choice. Its what i drive now and its a hell of a lot better than the cube. Also, more box. Let me know if you ever get that done
#77 - niggernazi (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - agronimo (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't know what it is, but this car reminds me of Carlton Banks, somehow...
#61 - leonidasking (11/13/2014) [-]
Dude, follow your dreams!
#48 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
That would be funny
#27 - moisture (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - twofreegerbils (11/13/2014) [-]
Autism: The Vehicle
#43 - don't care, still wouldn't do it. 11/09/2014 on Grab a handful +1
#93 - Picture 11/09/2014 on 4chan 0
#82 - **darthlegolas rolled user finblob ** instead of doing all…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on 4chan 0
User avatar #92 - finblob (11/09/2014) [-]
**finblob rolls 8**
#93 - darthlegolas (11/09/2014) [-]
#72 - Is submitting more than one entry allowed? 11/08/2014 on FJ Random Contest (November... +1
#234 - can someone kindly inform me who the people in the 2nd to last…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Rule 63 0
User avatar #239 - Nihatclodra (11/07/2014) [-]
"Princess Mononoke" and "Howl's Moving Castle". Both great movies.
#66 - counterpoint 1: he said give up sex. this kind of implies (at … 11/02/2014 on Sex vs Food 0
#58 - you have to give up viewing sex as well.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Sex vs Food 0
User avatar #64 - usernameluisdjlols (11/02/2014) [-]
that would make life better, if you dont know what you're missing, it's like you're not missing anything
User avatar #66 - darthlegolas (11/02/2014) [-]
counterpoint 1: he said give up sex. this kind of implies (at least in my mind) that the past did not change but rather he has to simply stop.

counterpoint 2: even if it were the case that the past was changed so that he wouldn't know that he was missing anything, that doesn't make it better. just easier to cope with. It may be better to have it than to not, regardless if he knew or not. then again, "better" is subjective to the individual.
#54 - yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a c… 10/30/2014 on rekt 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #53 - hattheifbatman (10/29/2014) [-]
You take it easy
If you didn't realize I was joking
User avatar #54 - darthlegolas (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a chance to use the pic and I saw the opportunity
#30 - **darthlegolas rolled user hattheifbatman ** your username…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #49 - hattheifbatman (10/28/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#51 - darthlegolas (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - hattheifbatman (10/29/2014) [-]
You take it easy
If you didn't realize I was joking
User avatar #54 - darthlegolas (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah I realized you were joking, but I had never got a chance to use the pic and I saw the opportunity
#1066 - that's the one my brother got. 10/28/2014 on John Hancock +1
#1031 - The Red Doctor, Immortal of the Future I'm a native americ…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on John Hancock 0
#1053 - kiaserzerg (10/28/2014) [-]
i got the Gray doctor, trickster of hope.
#1066 - darthlegolas (10/28/2014) [-]
that's the one my brother got.
#7 - I wanted to hear him say pokemon like he says all the fighter'… 10/25/2014 on Smash 4's announcer singing... +8
#32 - brontosauruses were never a real dinosaur. It is what apatosau… 10/25/2014 on Jurassic Park 0
#70 - **darthlegolas rolls 66** ok fine, 51 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs +12
#69 - **darthlegolas rolls 51** dubs? pfft, I prefer 37  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs -1
User avatar #70 - darthlegolas (10/23/2014) [-]
**darthlegolas rolls 66** ok fine, 51
#5 - i love you brandonsharklow  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Keep fighting... +3
User avatar #24 - ninjalllama (10/23/2014) [-]
i love you darthlegolas
User avatar #58 - xalbobx (10/23/2014) [-]
i love you ninjalllama
#27 - anonymous (10/23/2014) [-]
#78 - episode? 10/23/2014 on Engineering 0
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User avatar #10 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
maybe cause yer gay, hue hue hue
User avatar #11 to #10 - bionicpanda (12/04/2014) [-]
ha ha ah aha
#9 - flipke ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - skittlesinexcess ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Are you happy now?
#6 - nitroxiii (12/04/2014) [-]
Watch my chocolate milk for me will ya?
User avatar #13 to #6 - darthlegolas (12/04/2014) [-]
a lot of responsibility and temptation, but i'll try
#5 - tbagbandit (12/04/2014) [-]
It's 'bout to get weird up in here.
#4 - hypex ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Evening ******
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