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#153 - It's almost like different people are watching the video. … 08/24/2016 on Police brutality never ends +11
#62 - Why the **** are you using the Philosoraptor for this instead … 08/24/2016 on A good reason to never buy... +6
#57 - I was going to mention to him we were different people, but wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2016 on Zyerool Forgecu Beece 0
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#58 - battletechmech (08/24/2016) [-]
fair enough, we'll be on top of the world when the trump presidency induced world shift to mad max occurs
#37 - Poor infrastructure? Just because everyone has enough mone…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Zyerool Forgecu Beece 0
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#38 - payseht (08/23/2016) [-]
"driving is the only way to travel that makes sense"

I didn't insult Texas, I was taking it at your word/phrasing that if driving is the only way that makes sense to get from A to B, it means alternatives aren't as well maintained/thoughtout.

No need to get your knickers in a tangle. I didn't even call you poor or something, don't know where that self defense came from, so dial the pride down a notch.
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#40 - battletechmech (08/23/2016) [-]
the infrastructure in Texas is built around cars, public transit apps like Uber do fine
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#45 - payseht (08/23/2016) [-]
so either the local transportation infrastructure is just as good or you got offended over nothing..?

Because I said it's probably not built around that, and you replied with a defensive "it's built around cars" for no good reason, and this conversation wasn't just pointless, it was because I somehow hurt your ego with facts...

-Since men are generally stronger, we'll have them carry this load
-Oh, yeah? Well women can create life!
-How does that relate to... why would you even bring it up... what?! So do you want to carry the boxes?
-I just told you, men can't get pregnant.

An analogue to how our conversation went from my perspective...

-Bullshit! You said our infrastructure is shit!
-No, you implied it, at least compared to the infrastructure revolving around cars! I'm just saying, I'm a guy, and from my perspective, my biological structure means I can carry more and think it's...

getting carried away with the metaphor, it's half past midnight, I gotta wake up in 4 hours, nice talking to you
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#52 - battletechmech (08/23/2016) [-]
wow you really do need some sleep, you think that by saying what the infrastructure in texas is based around that i'm offended, darthblam and me aren't the same person, so i'm not sure why you're assuming i'm angry.

-By saying the infrastructure is based around cars it does mean that alternatives are underfunded, because they don't exist. The claim that the infrastructure is bad however, is not true, because of the reasons i've stated.

- The idea that by stating what the infrastructure should be based around what Europeans use is a fallacy, that'd be like saying Texans shouldn't need as powerful AC as people in Maine. Maine isn't anywhere near as hot as Texas so they don't need it, the same thing with the infrastructure. Long, relaxing commutes are the norm here, and travel across state is done by car or plane.

-Would it be nice if Texas had a good public transit system? Yes. Is it necessary for how Texas is already built? No.

I'm only surprised you think my egos been hurt over the course of the discussion, since you're the only one who's used poor word choices.
#57 - darthblam (08/24/2016) [-]
I was going to mention to him we were different people, but with the way he was acting I stopped caring.
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#58 - battletechmech (08/24/2016) [-]
fair enough, we'll be on top of the world when the trump presidency induced world shift to mad max occurs
#7 - Don't play Zenyatta to heal. Play Zenyatta to keal! 08/23/2016 on Mercy needs a raise +1
#72 - Because the humans just underestimated the machines? 08/23/2016 on The truth 0
#55 - I really doubt that. Considering how powerful PCs and cu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2016 on No Man's Sky +1
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#69 - xgrandmoffx (08/23/2016) [-]
Microsoft and Sony are releasing new versions of their systems with better hardware, because the initial versions weren't powerful enough to run all the games at 60fps.
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#58 - affix (08/23/2016) [-]
Bloodborne is console only.
It lags :<
#59 - That war flashback **** reminded me of the Animatrix, man. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2016 on The truth +7
#66 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
Holy shit.

This is real good.
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#65 - wholesomeburn (08/23/2016) [-]
I don't quite understand... If the machines were "Cut off from their only fuel source" then why the hell were humans losing? Thats like launching plagued bodies into a castle and immediately trying to storm it afterwards.
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#78 - Captainunhelpful (08/23/2016) [-]
Humanity did make gains in the war after that but it was short lived due to a combination of two factors:
1. The machines had stopped using generally humanoid robots and tactics, starting just using whatever worked resulting in the insectoid monstrosities.
2. They figured out the whole human battery thing. Those giant pyramid like things you saw were powered by humans.
#75 - existance (08/23/2016) [-]
because the robots found a new fuel source: humans.
#72 - darthblam (08/23/2016) [-]
Because the humans just underestimated the machines?
#82 - Or it's just Brazil. Almost definitely Brazil.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on Go ahead... Make my day... +5
#84 - fenomenum (08/21/2016) [-]
its brazil i can pretty much tell from the video quality also it says garagem in the bottom right cornner
#69 - Submissive? Did you see the way it turns? That cat is read… 08/21/2016 on Baby Jaguar meets Baby Tiger 0