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#61 - Picture 1 hour ago on If Games Were Relatives 0
#374 - I don't think there's anything that supports it being caused b… 1 hour ago on California drought 0
#278 - It's a drought, not an overabundance of industry.  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on California drought +1
User avatar #280 - gittons (11 hours ago) [-]
question is,
is it caused by pollution and climate change? if no then you are right.
User avatar #374 - darthblam (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't think there's anything that supports it being caused by pollution or climate change.
It's just something that happens. The world's environments can throw themselves out of equilibrium too, it's not all humanity's fault..

Texas was in an absolute shit drought much like this just last year, then all of a sudden we got fucking flooded by rain in just a couple months. It's was downright Biblical amounts of flooding for some areas.

The weather does what it wants.
#276 - Meanwhile in Texas. 11 hours ago on California drought 0
#187 - You aren't sasukelover 11 hours ago on Nvidia Made A Car 0
#26 - Chocolate and orange is actually fairly tasty.  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on My Newest Culinary Creation +6
User avatar #28 - AnomynousUser (18 hours ago) [-]
But orange and milk?
User avatar #29 - trisketthebiskit (18 hours ago) [-]
maybe its like a creamsicle
#33 - Picture 08/02/2015 on Guess What Number I'm... +72
#20 - I wasn't aware kings were democratically elected..  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Politicaly correct Disney... +44
#46 - thrifty (08/02/2015) [-]
Python mentioned?

OVERSIZED PYTHON WEBM GO.


No I'm not sorry it's 720p but isn't actually 720p.
User avatar #41 - angelious (08/02/2015) [-]
politics look so simple on the surface...on the inside it gets difficult as fuck to follow even the types of goverment there can be..
#25 - This can't be real. Like, even for Florida this is just ri… 08/02/2015 on New of the Year LOLOLOLL +2
#43 - What in the absolute **** is this? What sick …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2015 on Super Smash Brothers Sex Moves +41
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User avatar #228 to #226 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Wait.. you DID draw those all, right?
#227 to #226 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
You draw them yourself...   
... can I ask why you draw Korra and Asami in such awful situations?   
Just to bug people?
You draw them yourself...
... can I ask why you draw Korra and Asami in such awful situations?
Just to bug people?
#229 to #227 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
#230 to #229 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.

I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
#231 to #230 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #232 to #231 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
An interesting idea.
But, what's done is done.

Also your idea for a backstory for Asami there is ****** .
More disturbing than Azula ever was.
It's a "kids" show, man. Sheesh.
#233 to #232 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #234 to #233 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well yeah, that's why I said "kids" with quotes and stuff.
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#236 to #235 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not really a big fan of fanfictions, but those aren't bad ideas.
Book 2 and Unalaq's story was pretty weak, though. So just about anything could make it better..
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#238 to #237 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of 			****		 is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.   
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..   
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.   
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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#240 to #239 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.

Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
User avatar #241 to #240 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
Its not grim at all its called raising the stakes

To show that Korra doesn't have an easy job and the fate of the entire universe is always in jeopardy unless she calls herself to action

I am making the show more fun.
User avatar #242 to #241 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.

But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
User avatar #221 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
User avatar #222 to #221 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
User avatar #223 to #222 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
thanks man
you saved my ass
User avatar #224 to #223 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
No problem mang.
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User avatar #218 to #217 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #219 to #218 - murrlogic (06/22/2015) [-]
Nothing much. How are you?
User avatar #220 to #219 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Good, I guess.
It's 1AM here, about to head off to sleep.
#188 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
i see that you are quite popular with giffy
anyway
i can't figure out how to fuse two images and thenn immediately drop them on final picture.
User avatar #190 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
So anyway, it's fairly simple with photoshop, but if you want I can do that for you real quick.

If you're using photoshop then I can explain how to do it.. I don't know how on anything else.
#192 to #190 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
#2
make #1 mirrored amd make it fit with #3 on the head obviously using grey/black/light gold. amd then, put the skeleton head from #2 on the hat. not on top.


might be a bit too mich to ask.
User avatar #195 to #192 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Ok, you want just the skull on the hat, or the whole emblem?
And where do you want it on the hat? On the front? You want it to be on the end of the tail thing?

I can easily do this, just wanting to know exactly what you want everything.
#196 to #195 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
cant believe this is happening
Make the hat light gold and black
i want just the skull on the end of the hat
User avatar #197 to #196 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Would you like the spikes around the skull too? Or JUST the skull.
#199 to #198 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.
#210 to #199 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
Still have the christmas hat? i want to put it on other images.
User avatar #211 to #210 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Darn. Shoulda saved the hat and skull together...
But sure, I can do it.
#212 to #211 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
#213 to #212 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Here ya' go, again.
#214 to #213 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.   
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
#200 to #199 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
That is 			*******		 PERFECT   
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
That is ******* PERFECT
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
#203 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
#204 to #203 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
It's easy but takes ********* of time
i can relate.
User avatar #205 to #204 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
The hard part only comes with wanting to find an easier way to do it..
When that fails, you do it the long way...
User avatar #206 to #205 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
User avatar #207 to #206 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CC?
Not sure what that is. I use Adobe Photoshop.
#209 to #207 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh. it's useful for on the go, CC. can't recall any link, try searching CC cloud photo editor or something.
User avatar #208 to #207 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CS6*
User avatar #201 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
#202 to #201 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
User avatar #189 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Whoops, sorry about the comment on your profile, didn't notice you already left this..
#194 to #189 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
My dog doesn't think that this is a problem.
User avatar #185 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
sent to you by giffy.

Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif

i just want to see the liquid swirling.
#186 to #185 - darthblam (03/30/2015) [-]
This good?
This good?
User avatar #187 to #186 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
yeah, thanks
#182 - mrpotatofudge (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb

#183 to #182 - darthblam (03/29/2015) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
User avatar #184 to #183 - mrpotatofudge (03/29/2015) [-]
beautiful thank you
#180 - newpulse ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Top gun cat
#177 - oneofthefacksuhate (02/11/2015) [-]
let me love you
#174 - newpulse ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
#175 to #174 - darthblam (02/03/2015) [-]
Alright, this seems to work.
I turned up the contrast and brightness a little, added an anisotropic diffuse filter, then turned the saturation down a little.

This is might be about the best I can do without going in and editing out all the stuff by hand.
User avatar #176 to #175 - newpulse ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
This looks great! Thanks man. I own you one.
User avatar #163 to #162 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey, how's it going Nate?
Assuming you're the same Nate that's had a couple dozen different Nathan Drake accounts.
User avatar #164 to #163 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
User avatar #165 to #164 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Cool. So what's up?
User avatar #166 to #165 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
User avatar #167 to #166 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Nope. Been here the whole time.
No where else to go, nothing else to do...
User avatar #168 to #167 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
sun left though i think
User avatar #169 to #168 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah.. I remember that guy I think. Haven't seen him in a long time.
There's a couple old guys that don't exist anymore.
User avatar #170 to #169 - totallynatedrake (02/01/2015) [-]
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
User avatar #171 to #170 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
I can't remember their names really.. just that they were there and now they aren't.
Like Sunset.
User avatar #172 to #171 - totallynatedrake (02/01/2015) [-]
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
User avatar #173 to #172 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
Then sleep man, I ain't going anywhere.
#148 to #145 - darthblam (01/14/2015) [-]
The guy you wanted to mentor, silly.
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, you're that dude. x3
User avatar #147 to #146 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
hai ;3
#144 - hueman ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
And a happy new year
And a happy new year
User avatar #140 - gugek (11/07/2014) [-]
Good morning! Have a good day today :-]
#141 to #140 - darthblam (11/07/2014) [-]
Thank you.
You too, pal.
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