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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: DarthBlam
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Date Signed Up:6/16/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Texas
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#120 - What's so exciting about this? It's just a bunch of sparklers,… 9 hours ago on SPERKLER BERMB, Video Tomorrow 0
#118 - The doughnut thing you're thinking of is called a funnel cake.… 9 hours ago on SPERKLER BERMB, Video Tomorrow 0
#43 - I sounds like he's slurring really hard there. I thought t…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Spiderman 0
User avatar #48 - blueboysixnine (9 hours ago) [-]
I think its mosly because of the mask and he cant move his jaw on director's orders
#41 - What the **** does he say at "Don't mind us she's …  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Spiderman 0
User avatar #42 - blueboysixnine (9 hours ago) [-]
"she just needs to use the elevator" Shit man, when this movie first came out i understood him straight away.
User avatar #43 - darthblam (9 hours ago) [-]
I sounds like he's slurring really hard there.
I thought that's what he was saying, but fuck me it just doesn't sound like it to me.
User avatar #48 - blueboysixnine (9 hours ago) [-]
I think its mosly because of the mask and he cant move his jaw on director's orders
#165 - Picture 9 hours ago on T-thanks Blizzard... 0
#159 - Cry harder "vanilla is best"fags referring to …  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on T-thanks Blizzard... 0
#163 - John Cena (9 hours ago) [-]
#165 - darthblam (9 hours ago) [-]
#46 - Because it's ******* funny, you sensitive cunt. 10 hours ago on Love at first sight +1
#68 - Well the Marvel CU movies plan to go on a lot longer after Civ…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Oh Spidey +1
User avatar #90 - thelastamerican (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, I've been thinking of them as two sepperate stories. It keeps me interested in the movies and I think if everyone thought of them the same way there would be a lot less bitching about how it's not 'true to the comic world' and stuff like that. But then, I'm pretty easy to please, so that's probably got a lot to do with it. I watch them because I want to have a good time, not to nit pick.
#66 - I'm having a hard time seeing how it goes with mutants and X-m…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Oh Spidey 0
#72 - xexion (9 hours ago) [-]
Civil war is largely a non-mutant issue. It spawned when "totally not teen titans" doing some live superhero show, failed and entire block including a school got blown up and hundreds of children died. People argued that if these people (good and bad) had been known of this wouldn't have happened.
#57 - ****** up.* 10 hours ago on Rest in RIP 0

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User avatar #221 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
User avatar #222 to #221 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
User avatar #223 to #222 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
thanks man
you saved my ass
User avatar #224 to #223 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
No problem mang.
#217 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #218 to #217 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #219 to #218 - murrlogic (06/22/2015) [-]
Nothing much. How are you?
User avatar #220 to #219 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Good, I guess.
It's 1AM here, about to head off to sleep.
#188 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
i see that you are quite popular with giffy
anyway
i can't figure out how to fuse two images and thenn immediately drop them on final picture.
User avatar #190 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
So anyway, it's fairly simple with photoshop, but if you want I can do that for you real quick.

If you're using photoshop then I can explain how to do it.. I don't know how on anything else.
#192 to #190 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
#2
make #1 mirrored amd make it fit with #3 on the head obviously using grey/black/light gold. amd then, put the skeleton head from #2 on the hat. not on top.


might be a bit too mich to ask.
User avatar #195 to #192 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Ok, you want just the skull on the hat, or the whole emblem?
And where do you want it on the hat? On the front? You want it to be on the end of the tail thing?

I can easily do this, just wanting to know exactly what you want everything.
#196 to #195 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
cant believe this is happening
Make the hat light gold and black
i want just the skull on the end of the hat
User avatar #197 to #196 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Would you like the spikes around the skull too? Or JUST the skull.
#198 to #197 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
The spikes too
#199 to #198 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.
#210 to #199 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
Still have the christmas hat? i want to put it on other images.
User avatar #211 to #210 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Darn. Shoulda saved the hat and skull together...
But sure, I can do it.
#212 to #211 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
#213 to #212 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Here ya' go, again.
#214 to #213 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.   
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
#216 to #215 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
thankyousir
#200 to #199 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
That is 			*******		 PERFECT   
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
That is ******* PERFECT
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
#203 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
#204 to #203 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
It's easy but takes ********* of time
i can relate.
User avatar #205 to #204 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
The hard part only comes with wanting to find an easier way to do it..
When that fails, you do it the long way...
User avatar #206 to #205 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
User avatar #207 to #206 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CC?
Not sure what that is. I use Adobe Photoshop.
#209 to #207 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh. it's useful for on the go, CC. can't recall any link, try searching CC cloud photo editor or something.
User avatar #208 to #207 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CS6*
User avatar #201 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
#202 to #201 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
User avatar #189 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Whoops, sorry about the comment on your profile, didn't notice you already left this..
#194 to #189 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
My dog doesn't think that this is a problem.
User avatar #185 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sent to you by giffy.

Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif

i just want to see the liquid swirling.
#186 to #185 - darthblam (03/30/2015) [-]
This good?
This good?
User avatar #187 to #186 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
yeah, thanks
#182 - mrpotatofudge (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb

#183 to #182 - darthblam (03/29/2015) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
User avatar #184 to #183 - mrpotatofudge (03/29/2015) [-]
beautiful thank you
#180 - newpulse (02/24/2015) [-]
Top gun cat
#177 - oneofthefacksuhate (02/11/2015) [-]
let me love you
#175 to #174 - darthblam (02/03/2015) [-]
Alright, this seems to work.
I turned up the contrast and brightness a little, added an anisotropic diffuse filter, then turned the saturation down a little.

This is might be about the best I can do without going in and editing out all the stuff by hand.
User avatar #176 to #175 - newpulse (02/03/2015) [-]
This looks great! Thanks man. I own you one.
User avatar #163 to #162 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey, how's it going Nate?
Assuming you're the same Nate that's had a couple dozen different Nathan Drake accounts.
User avatar #164 to #163 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
User avatar #165 to #164 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Cool. So what's up?
User avatar #166 to #165 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
User avatar #167 to #166 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Nope. Been here the whole time.
No where else to go, nothing else to do...
User avatar #168 to #167 - totallynatedrake (01/31/2015) [-]
sun left though i think
User avatar #169 to #168 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah.. I remember that guy I think. Haven't seen him in a long time.
There's a couple old guys that don't exist anymore.
User avatar #170 to #169 - totallynatedrake (02/01/2015) [-]
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
User avatar #171 to #170 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
I can't remember their names really.. just that they were there and now they aren't.
Like Sunset.
User avatar #172 to #171 - totallynatedrake (02/01/2015) [-]
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
User avatar #173 to #172 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
Then sleep man, I ain't going anywhere.
#148 to #145 - darthblam (01/14/2015) [-]
The guy you wanted to mentor, silly.
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, you're that dude. x3
User avatar #147 to #146 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
hai ;3
#144 - hueman (12/21/2014) [-]
And a happy new year
And a happy new year
User avatar #140 - gugek (11/07/2014) [-]
Good morning! Have a good day today :-]
#141 to #140 - darthblam (11/07/2014) [-]
Thank you.
You too, pal.
#130 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#131 to #130 - darthblam (06/21/2014) [-]
You are a saint, sir.
You are a saint, sir.
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