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#29 - What rum do you use?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Fitness Quotes with Drunk... +1
User avatar #45 - Tusura (10/02/2015) [-]
>>#18, last night was this stuff.

I prefer Pyrat rum or The Kraken, but I just like Rum in general. Vodka too.
I won't purchase from the bottom shelf, but the store by my house has some awesome sales on semi-decent stuff all the time.
#23 - Comment deleted 09/30/2015 on BTFO 0
#138 - sauce of the gif? 09/28/2015 on Book Burning 0
#37 - I thought RDJ quit as an actor?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Civil War 0
User avatar #43 - letting (09/28/2015) [-]
That's a atupid rumor that the tabloids like to throw around. RDJ has been "on the verge of quitting/leaving/negotiating his contract" since Iron Man 2.

He loves this universe. His entire Facebook page is plastered with Avengers stuff, and he wears "Stark" hats out in public.

I doubt he's going anywhere for a while.
#49 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
>>#37 He actually negotiated for THE OTHER AVENGERS to get as much pay as he was. For some reason, he was getting payed way more than the other actors, so he demanded they fix that shit.
#42 - So for every video you encounter that you want to support with…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Scambag YouTube 0
#85 - ainise (09/27/2015) [-]
Can't you whitelist youtube.com/person'schannel and just watch his videos on his channel?
User avatar #53 - morphodite (09/26/2015) [-]
Oh, and make sure it's basic Adblock instead of Plus.
#60 - SuperSixONE (09/26/2015) [-]
Get on my level pleb
#62 - thememegod (09/27/2015) [-]

User avatar #56 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
whats the difference?
User avatar #57 - morphodite (09/26/2015) [-]
It seems normal has the whitelist option while Plus does not. I may be wrong on this.
User avatar #51 - morphodite (09/26/2015) [-]
>>#37, >>#18,
#44 - titsfortots (09/26/2015) [-]
I know it's in danish, but the second option: "Tillad Whitelisting af bestemte YouTube-kanaler" does that.

It means "Allow whitelisting of certain Youtube-channels.

Just go to options.
#86 - ainise (09/27/2015) [-]
Woah, Awesome. I'll have to pick that up! Thanks!
#106 - Implying every single immigrant is disrespectful  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Is England Waking Up? 0
User avatar #112 - Einsty (09/26/2015) [-]
Even if only a few were, it is too much.

It means they do not and likely will not uphold our values, values that make this side of earth a desirable place to flee to in the first place.
User avatar #111 - retardedboss (09/26/2015) [-]
I'm not though. But enough of them are that people have a problem with them.

I never implied ALL immigrants were ass holes.
#104 - Discussing the refugee issue on this site is no use, because t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2015 on Is England Waking Up? +4
User avatar #233 - burytia (09/26/2015) [-]
bit hard for FJers to care when most of them are 16 and under and are more concerned with their iphones than even the people living next door
#23 - I guess there are nipples every now and then, but I'd hardly c… 09/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#67 - That's not even the good version. 09/25/2015 on Dorky chicks +1
#9 - Yeah, no. I refuse to get upset over this until someone presen…  [+] (63 new replies) 09/24/2015 on being this level of sub... +99
User avatar #316 - kingnewfag (09/25/2015) [-]
THE GOOD: This video has erupted across France and is been spreading rapidly in other countries as well. The internet is a fine thing. Collectively, the world’s reaction has been much the same as imgur’s; uncensored condemnation and demands that the activists be variously castrated, quartered, stabbed, shot, etc. Ironically, the video that has drawn so much outrage was filmed and posted by the activists themselves. It is pretty safe to say that there is now sufficient social impetus that there will be some sort of resolution to this story in the coming days. Be patient.

THE VERY BAD: It has come to my attention that Paris is a common hunting ground for Romanian scam artists. One such scam is that Romas will take unneutered, unvaccinated puppies, smuggle them into France, then sell them for anywhere between 300-1200 Euro. They accomplish this by posing as the homeless and drugging the pups. This leaves the dogs still and makes their situation appear much more desperate. The concept is that the Roma will claim ownership of the pup but resign that they cannot take proper care of it. The mark, in order to make sure the dog does not die, will then pay to take the dog. This information with its unsettling implication comes (chiefly) courtesy of @nemy0ymen

THE VERY, VERY UGLY: There has been a post repeatedly made to Cause Animale Nord’s Facebook page stating that this particular man has been known to be homeless for as much as 17 years. The post claims that the puppy (named Lydia) was given to him by a local after the death of his previous dog. Perhaps worst of all, the post claims that the homeless man is deaf. Those who suffered through the actual video will note that at no point did the man speak a word of protest. All he did was wail inarticulately. This seems consistent with this Facebook rumor. This information with its equally unsettling implication comes from @Borkyl.

MY BEST GUESS: I believe this to be something of conflation of the two. Given the very limited facts available at the moment, I believe that these activists (who appear to be EXTREMELY disreputable) mistook this legitimately homeless man for a scam artist perpetuating a puppy-mill for personal gain. Acting on incomplete information, then they attempted to rescue the dog from what they perceived to be a legitimate threat to the dog’s safety. In their facebook post, Cause Animale Nord claimed that the pup was drugged (as detailed in the scam above), but watching the video the dog seems fully responsive and legitimately in terror. This also seems to correlate to the mysterious facebook rumor. As such, it seems like Cause Animale Nord attempted to do good, but did it in the douchiest manner possible and potentially did severe harm to an innocent man. This is all speculation, but given the extremely limited facts yet available I believe this to be the most likely scenario. I will post a second follow-up as more information comes to light. Until the facts are fully known, I urge you to avoid giving funds to anyone or anything related to this story.
copy pasted this from imgur so that everyone can be informed. i did not write this. here is link imgur.com/gallery/gaoL4Ta
#486 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
>People POSING as homeless making money by selling drugged puppies to other people POSING as homeless

>Lets take away dogs from actual homeless people!
User avatar #463 - leoric (09/25/2015) [-]
Read on another forum where a French national said that apparently the homeless guy scraped together the money to have the puppy vaccinated shortly before this happened...
User avatar #412 - zeldamasterace (09/25/2015) [-]
if i don't find out in the next few days, and you post the updates i'd like to know.

User avatar #325 - bronynexgen (09/25/2015) [-]
Quick correction. Roma are gypsies, usually of Romanian origin (and they all originated from around Northwest India, by the way). We call them Tsigani. Romanians are not, ARE NOT, Roma. Make that mistake in Bucharest, or Craiova, and you may just get your ass beat. Romanians generally immigrate to Western Europe and the US to find a better life than what we have in Romania, and to help out our families who remain at home.Gypsies (Roma, or Tsigani), tend to act like scammers, and just generally shitty people. Some try to break free from the mold, others don't care. Lastly, Romania is a country that has a Romance culture, and Romanian is a Romance language, which is very similar to that of southern Italy, with evident Balkan, and Slavic influence.
#12 - nanglo (09/24/2015) [-]
One of their main arguments was that this puppy didn't deserve to live on the streets at that age (The homeless dude can go fuck himself though...)

But if you want details, the woman (blonde bitch who prevents the homeless from getting his dog back) fetched the guy in white (president of a PETA-like association) because she said the Homeless dude was a gypsy and that his puppy was drugged and malnourished&shit (There's a huge controversy on gypsy beggars and puppy trafficking saying that they would be trafficking puppies to affect passer-bys and drug them so they would stay calm "ending" them as soon as they're not "cute" anymore)
The thing is, this homeless isn't a gypsy, he wasn't on drugs nor drugging his puppy and well known from the folks around. His last dog companion of 17 years passed away and the locals offered him a puppy a couple of months ago. And the bastards took it away from him...
To put it on sale 4 days later on their Facebook page for 195 euros.
>Pic related, it's the puppy put on sale on their Facebook page
not even removed yet: www.facebook.com/CauseAnimaleNord/photos/a.228236363971986.52226.227924290669860/772008452928105/?type=3&theater
#414 - hazelnutqt (09/25/2015) [-]
Please Mr. Frenchman, tell me if I got this right

Did they name the cute lil puppy 'Vegan'?
#358 - inergio (09/25/2015) [-]
You just have to known what kind of people these are when they name a dog Vegan. Fucking liberals.
User avatar #351 - ninjastarthrow (09/25/2015) [-]
I want to buy a puppy and give it back.
User avatar #317 - asmodeu (09/25/2015) [-]
So are we going to call them or what ?
#313 - adr (09/25/2015) [-]
At that point what has he got to lose? Either break it and steal it back, or go full-blown punisher on the fuckers
#502 - Ethshar (09/25/2015) [-]
This is France,there is no "full blown punisher" over there.
User avatar #258 - killzones (09/25/2015) [-]
Wait why did you say the homeless dude can go fuck himself? I don't understand that part of your comment.
User avatar #471 - thebaseballexpert (09/25/2015) [-]
he was being Ironic. he's saying that the organization said "We need to save the puppy from this man, but fuck the man that's living on the streets"
User avatar #277 - thedoomdonkey (09/25/2015) [-]
Its being said like they are taking the dog because it has poor conditions, but the homeless human deserves to stay homeless.
He's saying the homeless guy can go fuck himself from the perspective of these 'activists'
User avatar #280 - killzones (09/25/2015) [-]
Oh I see now. He's saying it if it were the activists actually thinking it. nanglo isn't actually saying that himself.
#237 - thefifthdoctor (09/25/2015) [-]
I kinda wanna buy it, make it my lifes duty to return it to the old man.
User avatar #197 - runescapewasgood (09/25/2015) [-]
holy shit thats scummy as fucking fuck
User avatar #177 - bjornkrage (09/24/2015) [-]

jesus fucking christ, some people.
#157 - iexs (09/24/2015) [-]
Fucking retards, if they think the dog needs help, help the dog and the man with money or food. i dont speak foreign what does "Adoption: VEGAN" mean? because if theyre saying the dog is vegan holy fucking shit
User avatar #452 - besle (09/25/2015) [-]
I think they might have named him Vegan, not that he is vegan
#454 - iexs (09/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #141 - exevan (09/24/2015) [-]
Jezus fuck, they actually named it Vegan as well...
User avatar #430 - scowler (09/25/2015) [-]
That was the giveaway. They're con artists. Not sure about the last part of that title, though...
User avatar #61 - discobleach (09/24/2015) [-]
it's not "for sale", it's just an adoption fee to cover the vet costs.
User avatar #49 - syntheticdoll (09/24/2015) [-]
They actually named him VEGAN? I don't speak cunt, I'm just assuming.
Can't these fucks be reported? There's evidence they are stealing and then selling the stolen "item" .
Also, it's a shelter dog without any parental records, it doesn't worth anything near 200 euros.
User avatar #66 - discobleach (09/24/2015) [-]
i don't know where you live; but my "shelter dog without parental records" cost €130, this isn't out of the ordinary
User avatar #79 - syntheticdoll (09/24/2015) [-]
Then I'm lucky, the shelter here is quite poor and you only have to pay for neutering any any medical thing the dog needed (shelters already have discount for that) so it's 60 euros max.
User avatar #133 - nyxeos (09/24/2015) [-]
Taking a quick look at the shelter in my area, most of the dogs are going for $325 (Canadian). There is one pug/beagle mix that is only $50, and a couple others that are $150.
User avatar #142 - syntheticdoll (09/24/2015) [-]
Here the sheltr doesn't price them by bred, they just want to find a home to them.
But then again, this is a smaller town shelter in eastern europe.
User avatar #145 - nyxeos (09/24/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if it's just breed they're priced by, it might be that the others have more of the needed shots. But pricing by breed helps in a way with getting them homes, since someone who isn't as picky might go for the uglier dog because they can afford it, while someone who really wants the super cute puppy can have it if they're willing to give more to the kennel, since they're always in need of money. All I know is I now want half the dogs in that kennel haha
User avatar #146 - syntheticdoll (09/24/2015) [-]
Kennel dogs are surprisingly not ugly. But it made me sad that they had a german shepherd-husky mix for years, he was the kindest motherfucker and no one wanted to take him home because he was old. Heard a few years ago he finally found someone.
But different people different tastes, so it wasn't much of a problem here, every dog had someone who found them cute.
User avatar #190 - nyxeos (09/24/2015) [-]
I was thinking about the pug/beagle mix currently in the kennel near me, in comparison to the other dogs he's not the best looking. And yes, age is a huge factor. I'm considering once I have my own place fostering older dogs. I met some people who do that when my university had a therapy dog petting session around exam time last year.
User avatar #304 - syntheticdoll (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm planning an adult dog as well, it would be my first dog and pups need a lot of training so I'll start with something I can handle. Well, once we build a fence...
User avatar #306 - nyxeos (09/25/2015) [-]
I currently have a dog, and she's the second in our family. But adult dogs can definitely be a good place to start, especially if you don't have a ton of time to train/entertain them.
#33 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
A 17 year old puppy eyy?
#47 - concetrationcamp (09/24/2015) [-]
#28 - pallypal (09/24/2015) [-]

My original thought was that the dog can't be properly taken care of by a beggar on the street.

But they took it to sell it for money. Fuck those cunts.
User avatar #64 - discobleach (09/24/2015) [-]
no, they did not. vaccines and shit are not free
#375 - zeldapronmaster (09/25/2015) [-]
If its a non profit organization
which they claim they are
medical is covered by funded donations, and the dog is put up FOR FREE
User avatar #428 - discobleach (09/25/2015) [-]
no, not really. got my dog from a shelter, had to pay money. they're non-profit but doesn't mean they give shit away for free.
User avatar #25 - trandhal (09/24/2015) [-]
I seriously hope Vegan is the name of the dog, not that they're saying his diet should be vegan.
Sorry, I dont speak frog so I might be completely off here
User avatar #26 - nanglo (09/24/2015) [-]
VEGAN is the dog's name (although I don't know whether the activists named the puppy like that or if it was its original name). Here's full translation for curious peepz:
VEGAN is ok with [other] dogs, cats and kids
She's full of joy and really playful
Vegan will be identified, vaccined and degarbled
She is up for adoption under Cause Animale Nord ['s responsibility] (North Animal Cause, if you're really down with french)
Adoption fees: 195 €
Before any adoption, we require an investigation to see if you are apt to take car of the animal.
Whatever the animal, could it be a mouse, a dog or a horse, we care of it bla bla bla. Contact us&shit"

I think it's good to mention that there's a constant shitstorm going on their feed's comment section since the case is known.
#24 - nanglo (09/24/2015) [-]
According to their Facebook page, the activists recieved minutes from the Police. Justice is about to be served
#427 - scowler (09/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #107 - phanactsanus (09/24/2015) [-]
Can someone translate?
User avatar #116 - nanglo (09/24/2015) [-]
Basically they're saying that the activists are accused of arbitrary violence and sequestration.
It's confidential, though and the activists should have shared this on their page. I actually regret posting it, maybe I should remove that.
User avatar #118 - phanactsanus (09/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for the info =)
#52 - xmattx (09/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #41 - shadovfox (09/24/2015) [-]
can you update me if and when you know more? i just got pissed off. I saw alot of comments on the facebookpage, but as i dont speek french, i have no ide what it says. i am short to speechless here
#57 - nanglo (09/24/2015) [-]
Uuuh. Where to start with. Some of them ask the guys how can they look at themselves in the mirror. Other say how they remove "undesirable comments". A lot of them blame them for being racist as the only motive they have is that the dude was romanian, therefore a gypsy, therefore trafficking puppies. You have a mix of pure hate with reasonable criticism. They've also been blamed for trying to muddy the waters by spending the day denying the subject and posting random shit.
Here's one of my favourite:
Cause Animale Nord: The team wishes you a "bon appetit"
Comment: Have a good choke <3
#54 - xmattx (09/24/2015) [-]
All of the comments I read are people blasting them over this. It's pretty awesome. One person commented about them being good cons, stealing a dog from a homeless guy and trying to sell it.
User avatar #72 - shadovfox (09/24/2015) [-]
great, they probably just destroyed their own organization
#205 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]

When an organization get's too big it will eventually collapse in on it self. Happens with everything - even physics.
#16 - doctersmiles (09/24/2015) [-]
someone please buy this puppy and return it to him!
or get a group and steal the puppy back!
#158 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
no. do not buy it. you'd only reward those fuckers in what they're doing.
same with people who "breed" animals under bad conditions, they stop if they don't have success with it.
User avatar #18 - oxidoferroso (09/24/2015) [-]
and beat up those french cunts (what a redundancy)
#19 - doctersmiles (09/24/2015) [-]
way back when some petafags thought it was bright of them to throw fake blood at some biker guys in leather at a bar. they ended up getting there ass beat with baseball bats, stung up to a tree, and force fed raw meat. then the petafags got arrested for assault and also had to pay for the damaged clothing and bikes.

I say they do something like that to the puppy thief's.
User avatar #431 - scowler (09/25/2015) [-]
Mind giving me a link if it's not to much trouble?
#484 - doctersmiles (09/25/2015) [-]

"When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer." kek
User avatar #10 - deltoraquest (09/24/2015) [-]
2 people hurt a homeless man and steal his dog
#433 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Take a closer look at this vid, we can clearly see there's a third man who takes the dog and runs with it.

I'm even more enraged from the cowardice of this one, because he waited his turn away from the scene, snatched the dog discreetly and, as we never see his face, he will never get his ass kicked for being this moronic son of bitch(even that is an insult for the bitch)
User avatar #320 - kwag (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm about to go fucking Laser Arrow on these cunts. Get your katanas.


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User avatar #1 - presidentmoose (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey, man. How are you doing?

If you don't remember, I'm the guy who made the fundraiser for my dog. I was just stopping by to thank you once again for your generosity and to let you know that Moose is doing extremely well and he gets his wires out next week.
User avatar #2 to #1 - darrensankari (10/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - presidentmoose (10/15/2014) [-]
I meant this week
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