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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:4/14/2014
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#415282 - i loved greed he looks for badass  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #415288 - darktoucan (08/07/2012) [-]
*so
#415230 - thats what i call a cute pony good job  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on retard forum +3
User avatar #415313 - AnAwesomeAardvark (08/07/2012) [-]
d'aww thanks ^-^
#415200 - ill rape you as long as you have a cunt 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#415196 - zombiesniper called me babe i think she/he wants the cock 08/07/2012 on retard forum +2
#415109 - how do i make my dick longer bronies? ive tried pulling on it …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #415118 - phanact (08/07/2012) [-]
did you try twisting?
#415073 - ponies 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
#415054 - Jeffrey O'Connor 08/07/2012 on retard forum +2
#776 - its fine i believe you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on 'Murica +1
User avatar #777 - deadinferno (08/07/2012) [-]
You sir, I like you!
#414993 - train rape porn  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#774 - can you explain?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2012 on 'Murica +1
User avatar #775 - deadinferno (08/07/2012) [-]
Well I would give you a link to the content on front page last night by I can for the life of me not remember the name of it but on /b/ whoever rolled 54 said which black rapper they would call a nigger on one of their video's, thus being Lil Wayne, one of the replies to said "nigger" comment was calling that person a redneck....fuck if I had the link this would be so much simpler to explain -.-
User avatar #776 - darktoucan (08/07/2012) [-]
its fine i believe you
User avatar #777 - deadinferno (08/07/2012) [-]
You sir, I like you!
#414941 - ive seen that its funny 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#414933 - **** off weirdo thats gross 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#414862 - 80% 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#413959 - you are the 99% 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
#413941 - new meme is dead 08/07/2012 on retard forum +2
#413855 - ragdoll warrior? 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#413824 - just went for a nice bonding walk with my sister and cats :) 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#413802 - you know i dont twi 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
#412969 - just back from watching the second trailer park boys movie. WH… 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#42 - oh yea <3 08/07/2012 on darktoucan's profile 0
#411375 - billywonka 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#411367 - you DORK  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #411391 - fromkas (08/07/2012) [-]
YOU SHLONG
User avatar #411381 - zoopityzop (08/07/2012) [-]
you got him DT
#411354 - is a expirenced buthole 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#411331 - ASDFGHJKLSDFGHJKL; 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
#411320 - i dont know you but bye never come back  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2012 on retard forum 0
User avatar #411343 - fromkas (08/07/2012) [-]
Never seen you around here either you... you... YOU POOP
User avatar #411367 - darktoucan (08/07/2012) [-]
you DORK
User avatar #411391 - fromkas (08/07/2012) [-]
YOU SHLONG
User avatar #411381 - zoopityzop (08/07/2012) [-]
you got him DT

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#43 - joshofsouls ONLINE Comment deleted by darktoucan [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - darktoucan (08/10/2012) [-]
i realised i was wrong. sorry i called you a thumb whore
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshofsouls ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Hha, it's cool.
I didn't really take offence to it in the first place.
#41 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - darktoucan (08/07/2012) [-]
oh yea <3
User avatar #34 - madeyoulooknana (05/30/2012) [-]
Dude ur name is Daren Thompson, my names Whitney. About 2 years ago, u said ur full name in a comment to someone else that I happened to see. The content of the page the comment was posted on, coincidentally, was about how someone said their full name on the internet and then got ****** with. So I figured what the hell and thought I'd give it a go. I got bored about 1 week into it lol There you go
#9 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
nice as ever I see
User avatar #10 to #21 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
i wassent tryen to be a dick i just meant it would be easyer if you looked up AND who ARE you
#11 to #22 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Im your best friend :3
User avatar #12 to #23 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
MOM lol no
#13 to #24 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
how ******* weird would that be?! lmfao but your close(?)
User avatar #14 to #25 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
how would that be close
#15 to #26 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
im always with you Mr.Thompson. ALWAYS.
User avatar #16 to #27 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
are you my penis?
#17 to #28 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
No. . . I actually exist.
User avatar #18 to #30 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
ohhh that was a good one but if you know me and live near me then you will know what time it is right now
#20 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
its too ******* early for these kinds of questions anyhow
#19 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Of course I know what time it is, take your pick: HAMMER TIME, PB&J TIME, im more of a strawberry preservative person myself but meh jelly is aiight.
User avatar #21 to #32 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
are you high?
#22 to #34 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
I dont know. . . are you?
User avatar #23 to #35 - darktoucan (07/24/2010) [-]
yeah srry to much ibuprofine
#24 to #36 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
that ***** dangerous be careful. . . wouldnt want you to get hurt before I have a chance to you.
User avatar #25 to #37 - darktoucan (07/25/2010) [-]
????????????????????e had this long conversation and i dont even know you
#26 to #38 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
but you DO know me! thats what makes it funny XD its gonna click @ some point and ur gonna **** brix.
User avatar #27 to #39 - darktoucan (07/27/2010) [-]
JOEY,YONY,LOGAN,FRASHER I THINK ITS FRASHER,DANIEL,NICK,DEVON were any of these correct
#28 to #40 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
nope.
User avatar #30 to #41 - darktoucan (01/07/2012) [-]
i must know
User avatar #29 to #41 - darktoucan (01/05/2012) [-]
can u tell me who you are now

User avatar #31 to #44 - madeyoulooknana (02/05/2012) [-]
Oh my god, its been almost 2 years since we talked on here. I would have said **** it by now, and left it as a long forgotten mystery of FJ! You just dont give up do you? Typical Drew
#7 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
hey drew :3 since when did you get an account dude?
User avatar #8 to #18 - darktoucan (07/19/2010) [-]
look up and who are you
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