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darktoucan

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my goal in life is to be half as cool as the goth kids from south parkcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
X-box Gamertag: rarityshy
Interests: llama soup
Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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Times Content Favorited:129 times
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#57 - scottish (05/17/2015) [-]
I ain't a white name beeyatch
User avatar #58 to #57 - darktoucan ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
harime? why make two profiles
#59 to #58 - scottish (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah
I have like 5 accounts
Got one that's even darker than this called gifsrus but password is kill
User avatar #60 to #59 - darktoucan ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
i want to hear your sexy accent. my ancestors came from scotland and i am proud. i live in New Glasgow
#61 to #60 - scottish (05/17/2015) [-]
If I weren't on my phone I'd vocaroo it and send you a clip, but yeah ;c
User avatar #62 to #61 - darktoucan ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
can i have a rain check?
#63 to #62 - scottish (05/17/2015) [-]
It's raining right now.
It ain't heavy, just a light shower, aha
User avatar #48 to #47 - darktoucan ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
do you really know me?
#49 to #48 - jollypiratedonut (02/27/2015) [-]
ye mang we go way back
#50 to #49 - darktoucan ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
ohhhhh right on the random board i remember you now. i was off fj for a while because my laptop smashed and i just got a new one on christmas
#43 - joshofsouls Comment deleted by darktoucan [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - darktoucan ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
i realised i was wrong. sorry i called you a thumb whore
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshofsouls (08/10/2012) [-]
Hha, it's cool.
I didn't really take offence to it in the first place.
#54 to #53 - joshofsouls (04/13/2015) [-]




And yet I'm still here, on this page.
I've been waiting.
#55 to #54 - darktoucan ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
it is time. now, we ride. big balled cats
#41 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
oh yea <3
User avatar #34 - madeyoulooknana (05/30/2012) [-]
Dude ur name is Daren Thompson, my names Whitney. About 2 years ago, u said ur full name in a comment to someone else that I happened to see. The content of the page the comment was posted on, coincidentally, was about how someone said their full name on the internet and then got ****** with. So I figured what the hell and thought I'd give it a go. I got bored about 1 week into it lol There you go
#9 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
nice as ever I see
User avatar #10 to #21 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
i wassent tryen to be a dick i just meant it would be easyer if you looked up AND who ARE you
#11 to #22 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Im your best friend :3
User avatar #12 to #23 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
MOM lol no
#13 to #24 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
how ******* weird would that be?! lmfao but your close(?)
User avatar #14 to #25 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
how would that be close
#15 to #26 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
im always with you Mr.Thompson. ALWAYS.
User avatar #16 to #27 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
are you my penis?
#17 to #28 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
No. . . I actually exist.
User avatar #18 to #30 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
ohhh that was a good one but if you know me and live near me then you will know what time it is right now
#20 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
its too ******* early for these kinds of questions anyhow
#19 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Of course I know what time it is, take your pick: HAMMER TIME, PB&J TIME, im more of a strawberry preservative person myself but meh jelly is aiight.
User avatar #21 to #32 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
are you high?
#22 to #34 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
I dont know. . . are you?
User avatar #23 to #35 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/24/2010) [-]
yeah srry to much ibuprofine
#24 to #36 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
that ***** dangerous be careful. . . wouldnt want you to get hurt before I have a chance to you.
User avatar #25 to #37 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/25/2010) [-]
????????????????????e had this long conversation and i dont even know you
#26 to #38 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
but you DO know me! thats what makes it funny XD its gonna click @ some point and ur gonna **** brix.
User avatar #27 to #39 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/27/2010) [-]
JOEY,YONY,LOGAN,FRASHER I THINK ITS FRASHER,DANIEL,NICK,DEVON were any of these correct
#28 to #40 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
nope.
User avatar #30 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
i must know
User avatar #29 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]
can u tell me who you are now

User avatar #31 to #44 - madeyoulooknana (02/05/2012) [-]
Oh my god, its been almost 2 years since we talked on here. I would have said **** it by now, and left it as a long forgotten mystery of FJ! You just dont give up do you? Typical Drew
#7 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
hey drew :3 since when did you get an account dude?
User avatar #8 to #18 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/19/2010) [-]
look up and who are you
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