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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:11/25/2014
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Total Comments Made:69
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    Uploaded: 08/24/10
    Zelda Zelda
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    Comments: 18
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    Uploaded: 08/23/10
    Critical Hit Critical Hit
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    Pokemon Pokemon
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    Uploaded: 08/29/10
    tots or gtfo tots or gtfo
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    Katy Perry Katy Perry
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    Uploaded: 09/20/10
    lolwut lolwut

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#127 - So glad I held off on buying it so long lol. 06/05/2014 on Sniper Elite V2 free right... 0
#17 - What is this looks interesting?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on shit that never happened 0
User avatar #51 - axeul (04/30/2014) [-]
No Game No Life, surprisingly a really good anime.
#553 - I prefer PC I like the feel of the keyboard and mouse set up, … 04/17/2014 on PC vs Console 0
#275 - You're welcome. 12/30/2012 on Violence on the screen +1
#270 - Ask an you shall receive.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Violence on the screen 0
User avatar #272 - tehmasterchef (12/30/2012) [-]
I fucking love you, man. Thank you!
User avatar #275 - darkspawns (12/30/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#147 - Mine :D  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Violence on the screen 0
User avatar #222 - tehmasterchef (12/30/2012) [-]
I want that... So bad. How can I find it? xD
#270 - darkspawns (12/30/2012) [-]
Ask an you shall receive.
User avatar #272 - tehmasterchef (12/30/2012) [-]
I fucking love you, man. Thank you!
User avatar #275 - darkspawns (12/30/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#65 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on + and - +1
#82 - deathskream (12/11/2012) [-]
#271 - Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
#266 - Yeah instant boner kill.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +1
User avatar #269 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
It's like pushing a reset button, which is terribly awful for the girl if she's doing something like giving you a blowjob. She doesn't want to be down there anymore than she has to... haha
User avatar #271 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
#264 - Speaking of dogs during sex I was having sex with my girlfrien…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +4
User avatar #265 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #266 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah instant boner kill.
User avatar #269 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
It's like pushing a reset button, which is terribly awful for the girl if she's doing something like giving you a blowjob. She doesn't want to be down there anymore than she has to... haha
User avatar #271 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
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