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darkoblivion

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>>#52
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User avatar #64 - kingrayne (08/16/2015) [-]
i think you slightly ignored what he said
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#889 - darkoblivion (07/19/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"****darkoblivion rolled image**
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**darkoblivion rolled image**
#890 to #889 - darkoblivion (07/20/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"**
**darkoblivion rolled image**
#891 to #890 - darkoblivion (07/23/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"**
**darkoblivion rolled image**
User avatar #892 to #891 - darkoblivion (07/23/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 5,374**
#893 to #892 - darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"**
**darkoblivion rolled image**
User avatar #896 to #893 - kytonlord (07/24/2015) [-]
Were you intending to use this roll for a spell?
User avatar #897 to #896 - darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
not unless i have to use it. i was plannin on using the 1-17 roll for red magic.
User avatar #898 to #897 - kytonlord (07/24/2015) [-]
I will not make you use it, but be aware that for future reference it is considered poor sportsmanship to roll for a purpose and then decide not to follow through and instead roll something else. Almost like when someone rolls a die and then declares their result quickly before yanking the die off of the table before anyone else can see what it was, or when someone fudges a roll to better than it was, or argues that the die didn't "bounce" enough and so rerolls.
User avatar #899 to #898 - darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
alright, i've only ever done it when i couldn't figure out how to use an image. I mean if it's a matter of fairness might as well make me deal with the first roll just because, or make me use it as my next spell or something i don't know.
User avatar #900 to #899 - kytonlord (07/24/2015) [-]
Nah, it's cool. Just a bit of a misunderstanding. The red spell you rolled was a little underwhelming anyway, so it's not like you got some great return out of the exchange anyway. Proceed as normal, and just be aware in the future.

Thanks, and I'm glad you're enjoying the game.
User avatar #894 to #893 - darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-17*"**
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#904 to #895 - darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
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**darkoblivion rolled image** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 31-330*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 124**

#888 - darkoblivion (07/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #886 - darkoblivion (07/13/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, rpg race*"**
**darkoblivion rolls goblin**
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**darkoblivion used "*roll rpg race*"**
**darkoblivion rolls orc**
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**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-50*"**
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User avatar #863 - darkoblivion (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls FJ Crossbow**

Yulash growls as she watches her bolt get knocked away, but her scowl wuickly melts into a devilish smile as she dives into her pack.
User avatar #864 to #863 - darkoblivion (07/01/2015) [-]
*roll1, 1-9999*
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**darkoblivion rolls 2,484**
User avatar #867 to #866 - darkoblivion (07/01/2015) [-]
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**darkoblivion rolls 7,504**

There's a glint in Yulash's eye as she see her bolt hit home despite the zombie elites efforts to stop it.

"Perfect" she chuckles as she loads another bolt and takes another shot.
User avatar #868 to #867 - darkoblivion (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Axe**

Yulash takes a step back as her shield is assailed with energy from the zomboe mages spell. Her scowl returning she ses her fj crossbow at her side and digs into her pack. "I knew that one would be trouble, now if i could only find something useful." she muttered as she searched.
User avatar #869 to #868 - darkoblivion (07/01/2015) [-]
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**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Greed Slime**
User avatar #871 to #870 - darkoblivion (07/05/2015) [-]
*roll rare item*
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**darkoblivion rolls Basic Demonic Sword**
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*roll 2, 0-9999*
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**darkoblivion rolls Demonic Bladed Ruby Mecha Blade**
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#853 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #854 to #853 - darkoblivion (05/24/2015) [-]
i AM NOT A LADY
#855 to #854 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
#856 to #855 - darkoblivion (05/24/2015) [-]
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
#857 to #856 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
Please
Please
User avatar #850 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman again :^)
User avatar #851 to #850 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
they've shown the mailman before?
User avatar #852 to #851 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
User avatar #848 - chillmrstalker (03/20/2015) [-]
hahaha! steven and connie are such nerds, i love it :3
User avatar #849 to #848 - darkoblivion (03/20/2015) [-]
the room willl now be a more interesting place
User avatar #843 - chillmrstalker (03/12/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH **** !
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
#844 to #843 - darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.   
   
The earth is so 			******		 if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.

The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
User avatar #845 to #844 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
User avatar #846 to #845 - darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes
User avatar #847 to #846 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
User avatar #836 - chillmrstalker (03/09/2015) [-]
I think I finally understand why I like pearl so much.
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
User avatar #837 to #836 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm just happy i finally saw pearl freak out.
User avatar #838 to #837 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
it was all building up here and there throughout the season, we just needed the perfect push...
lion was our hidden ace
User avatar #839 to #838 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
hidden my ass, how could the smart one see a pink magic lion and think "hmm, this has nothing to do with rose, it's impossible."
User avatar #840 to #839 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
I can admit i didnt until i saw some stuff relating to rose, like her sword

and eventually when steven went into him
User avatar #841 to #840 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
I knew from the beginning he was linked t steven and anything linked to steven is linked to his mom in some fashion.
User avatar #842 to #841 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
true, but i'm bad at putting dots together most the time.
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes
User avatar #828 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #830 to #829 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
Nothing much

That suppose to be sombra?
User avatar #832 to #831 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
oh

how are you?
User avatar #833 to #832 - darkoblivion (01/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, playing cards against humanity online with friends
User avatar #834 to #833 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
Hate that game I am terrible at it

I always lose
User avatar #835 to #834 - darkoblivion (01/09/2015) [-]
the point is to have fun though
#827 - memeticman (11/08/2014) [-]
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#803 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
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