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darkoblivion

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
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Sometimes i just don't know...

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#229 - "Don't worry we tend to prefer a safe neutral ground as i…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Grave Peril, part 2 0
#233 - homestuckxplain (2 hours ago) [-]
"Those who don't fight, shouldn't get any of the resulting treasure..." Homestuckxplain said darkly, giving both Yulash and Lulu dark looks. It seemed the orange-wearing horned treasure hunter didn't appreciate the appearance of another orange-being horned treasure eater.

"Stay back, and try to watch what a real professional does before you attempt a cheap knock-off." She continued, waving a dismissing hand at the abomination that was Lulu. Tucking a loose strand of hair behind an orange horn, she sniffed disdainfully, turning away from the Slime Girl.
#227 - "Well besides throwing it i probably won't be using it.&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Grave Peril, part 2 0
#228 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
''As long as neither of you do something extremely morally wrong, don't worry about that. Anyway thanks. Now all I gotta do is adjust the handle a bit and it'll sit in-hand fine and dandy; the edge could also use a bit of a grindstone-loving, but otherwise it's still sharp as a... well... an axe.''
I say as I start to tinker on the lower part of the handle, as well as the blade.
Skyrim weapons hooo
User avatar #229 - darkoblivion (3 hours ago) [-]
"Don't worry we tend to prefer a safe neutral ground as i imagine you may have noticed what with me sitting out of that fight and all." Yulash says with a wave of her hand as she walks back over to lulu.
#233 - homestuckxplain (2 hours ago) [-]
"Those who don't fight, shouldn't get any of the resulting treasure..." Homestuckxplain said darkly, giving both Yulash and Lulu dark looks. It seemed the orange-wearing horned treasure hunter didn't appreciate the appearance of another orange-being horned treasure eater.

"Stay back, and try to watch what a real professional does before you attempt a cheap knock-off." She continued, waving a dismissing hand at the abomination that was Lulu. Tucking a loose strand of hair behind an orange horn, she sniffed disdainfully, turning away from the Slime Girl.
#11369 - How dificult do you think it'd be to play a lawful evil charac…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #11370 - rockmanfan (1 hour ago) [-]
really depends. what code or morals to they have that keep them lawful? if it's "respect the opponent even in death" kinda deal, you should have few problems. if it's "anyone who looks at me funny is dead" then you're going to get killed real fast.

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User avatar #863 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls FJ Crossbow**

Yulash growls as she watches her bolt get knocked away, but her scowl wuickly melts into a devilish smile as she dives into her pack.
User avatar #864 to #863 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
*roll1, 1-9999*
User avatar #865 to #864 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 2,484**
User avatar #867 to #866 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 7,504**

There's a glint in Yulash's eye as she see her bolt hit home despite the zombie elites efforts to stop it.

"Perfect" she chuckles as she loads another bolt and takes another shot.
User avatar #868 to #867 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Axe**

Yulash takes a step back as her shield is assailed with energy from the zomboe mages spell. Her scowl returning she ses her fj crossbow at her side and digs into her pack. "I knew that one would be trouble, now if i could only find something useful." she muttered as she searched.
User avatar #869 to #868 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
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User avatar #870 to #869 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Greed Slime**
#853 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #854 to #853 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
i AM NOT A LADY
#855 to #854 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
#856 to #855 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
#857 to #856 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
Please
Please
#858 to #857 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
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#860 to #859 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #850 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman again :^)
User avatar #851 to #850 - darkoblivion ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
they've shown the mailman before?
User avatar #852 to #851 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
User avatar #848 - chillmrstalker (03/20/2015) [-]
hahaha! steven and connie are such nerds, i love it :3
User avatar #849 to #848 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
the room willl now be a more interesting place
User avatar #843 - chillmrstalker (03/12/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH **** !
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
#844 to #843 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.   
   
The earth is so 			******		 if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.

The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
User avatar #845 to #844 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
User avatar #846 to #845 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes
User avatar #847 to #846 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
User avatar #836 - chillmrstalker (03/09/2015) [-]
I think I finally understand why I like pearl so much.
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
User avatar #837 to #836 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm just happy i finally saw pearl freak out.
User avatar #838 to #837 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
it was all building up here and there throughout the season, we just needed the perfect push...
lion was our hidden ace
User avatar #839 to #838 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
hidden my ass, how could the smart one see a pink magic lion and think "hmm, this has nothing to do with rose, it's impossible."
User avatar #840 to #839 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
I can admit i didnt until i saw some stuff relating to rose, like her sword

and eventually when steven went into him
User avatar #841 to #840 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I knew from the beginning he was linked t steven and anything linked to steven is linked to his mom in some fashion.
User avatar #842 to #841 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
true, but i'm bad at putting dots together most the time.
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes
User avatar #828 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #829 to #828 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
sup?
User avatar #830 to #829 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Nothing much

That suppose to be sombra?
User avatar #831 to #830 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
no...
User avatar #832 to #831 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
oh

how are you?
User avatar #833 to #832 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, playing cards against humanity online with friends
User avatar #834 to #833 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hate that game I am terrible at it

I always lose
User avatar #835 to #834 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
the point is to have fun though
#827 - memeticman (11/08/2014) [-]
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#803 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #808 to #807 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
oc
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #823 to #822 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
ohs
User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
#783 to #782 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
random as **** bro
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
#775 to #774 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
dat image
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

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This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
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