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Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
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#27 - in all fairness the group just kinda assume groots dead since …  [+] (5 new replies) 20 hours ago on Moot +9
#67 - fefe (8 hours ago) [-]
Everyone knew he wasn't dead if they had a brain because movie logic. He was a main character and without watching the film you could tell there was going to be at least a second movie. That's how marvel movies and movies in general work. If you thought Pepper Potts died in Ironman 1 or 3 you're retarded. If you thought Ironman would've been left for dead you're retarded. If you thought Natalie Portman's Character in Thor 2 was in any real danger at all you're retarded. I could go on...
User avatar #70 - toosexyforyou (7 hours ago) [-]
It's 2015, good guys die in movies now. Quit being a moron, old man.
#75 - fefe (7 hours ago) [-]
Good guys don't die in movies unless it's the last one or they weren't important enough to begin with. Go ahead and name an important character who has died in a marvel movie, faggot. every x-men member who later gets revived? gwen stacy who wasn't peter parker's real true love? do you even cinema?
User avatar #76 - toosexyforyou (7 hours ago) [-]
Wow you're not going to count Gwen Stacy? Fuck you man, I'm done with this.
#68 - fefe (8 hours ago) [-]
left for dead in the avengers*
Also a more notable one would be Nick Fury in cap 2.
#19 - That's the main issue i can't really decide on. the idea star…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Searching for DM/players 0
User avatar #20 - silversea (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, it COULD work
You'd have to take levels in incorporeal undead, you'd have to choose a class with fighter levels, and the armor you start out with has to be good enough to last forever. It could be finagled, it would just require finagling.
#4 - Find a group on and learn. that's what i'm doing. 04/24/2015 on Searching for DM/players 0
#17 - If you're trying t make a campaign of weird ass **** th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Searching for DM/players 0
User avatar #18 - silversea (04/24/2015) [-]
I mean, I like anime
Like, an empty suit of armor? I think ghost touch can do something like that...
User avatar #19 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
That's the main issue i can't really decide on. the idea started as me wanting to make a character that was kind like the gearfried card from yugioh. the whole backstory joey gives him in one episode where he sealed himself in his armor because he was too strong. but then i figured that wouldn't really work out. Then i thought of a super sentai villian who died only to be brought back to life as "his armor was so strong his soul couldn't escape it" then the alphonse elric bit kinda blended with that.


I just don't know D&D well enough to try and put the idea together in a way that works for a pc.
User avatar #20 - silversea (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, it COULD work
You'd have to take levels in incorporeal undead, you'd have to choose a class with fighter levels, and the armor you start out with has to be good enough to last forever. It could be finagled, it would just require finagling.
#19 - yeah, you're right. 04/24/2015 on Batman is Pro Gender Equality +1
#17 - Is he? i don't recall...gues i have to check.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Batman is Pro Gender Equality 0
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (04/24/2015) [-]
In the iterations where they give his backstory he tends to have something like that. It just kinda adds to his badass factor in my opinion
#15 - While i enjoyed beware the batman i always wondered why they m…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Batman is Pro Gender Equality 0
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (04/24/2015) [-]
Normally he's ex-military right? Field medic or something like that
User avatar #19 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
yeah, you're right.
User avatar #17 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
Is he? i don't recall...gues i have to check.
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (04/24/2015) [-]
In the iterations where they give his backstory he tends to have something like that. It just kinda adds to his badass factor in my opinion
#851 - they've shown the mailman before?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
User avatar #852 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
#11019 - Definitely closer to what i'm looking for. thanks. 04/23/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#11016 - construct huh? i'll have to lok hat up.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #11017 - reginleaf (04/22/2015) [-]
More specifically check for warforged. It should be in the dungeon masters guide.
User avatar #11019 - darkoblivion (04/23/2015) [-]
Definitely closer to what i'm looking for. thanks.

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User avatar #850 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman again :^)
User avatar #851 to #850 - darkoblivion ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
they've shown the mailman before?
User avatar #852 to #851 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
User avatar #848 - chillmrstalker (03/20/2015) [-]
hahaha! steven and connie are such nerds, i love it :3
User avatar #849 to #848 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
the room willl now be a more interesting place
User avatar #843 - chillmrstalker (03/12/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH **** !
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
#844 to #843 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.   
   
The earth is so 			******		 if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.

The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
User avatar #845 to #844 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
User avatar #846 to #845 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes
User avatar #847 to #846 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
User avatar #836 - chillmrstalker (03/09/2015) [-]
I think I finally understand why I like pearl so much.
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
User avatar #837 to #836 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm just happy i finally saw pearl freak out.
User avatar #838 to #837 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
it was all building up here and there throughout the season, we just needed the perfect push...
lion was our hidden ace
User avatar #839 to #838 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
hidden my ass, how could the smart one see a pink magic lion and think "hmm, this has nothing to do with rose, it's impossible."
User avatar #840 to #839 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
I can admit i didnt until i saw some stuff relating to rose, like her sword

and eventually when steven went into him
User avatar #841 to #840 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I knew from the beginning he was linked t steven and anything linked to steven is linked to his mom in some fashion.
User avatar #842 to #841 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]
true, but i'm bad at putting dots together most the time.
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes
User avatar #828 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #829 to #828 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
sup?
User avatar #830 to #829 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
Nothing much

That suppose to be sombra?
User avatar #831 to #830 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
no...
User avatar #832 to #831 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
oh

how are you?
User avatar #833 to #832 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, playing cards against humanity online with friends
User avatar #834 to #833 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
Hate that game I am terrible at it

I always lose
User avatar #835 to #834 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
the point is to have fun though
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#803 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #808 to #807 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
oc
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #823 to #822 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
ohs
User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
#783 to #782 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
random as **** bro
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
#775 to #774 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
dat image
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

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This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? **** equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the **** is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
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