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#1486488 - Who wanna play steam games and drink?  [+] (5 replies) 09/07/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1486541 - eonofaeon (09/07/2016) [-]
Just got to be first seat audience to roommates drinking. Roommate 1 handled it well n drank responsibly (He's unemployed).
Roommate 2 got drunk as SHIT off a whopping 2 cups of crush mixed with 30 smirnoff.

Like stumbling tilting slurring wasted.
Like vomiting wasted.
Like seesaw between happy n depressed n jokingly angry wasted.


Nigga leaves for work in approx 8-9 hours. At least he vom'd now, hopefully that helps but...man i hope he DID wash it all down the sink. I dont handle that shit well, last thing I need is to wake up to smell of vom in sink -.-
#1486498 - anon (09/07/2016) [-]
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#1486494 - alpacalypse (09/07/2016) [-]
I'll have to go buy more mountain dew

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#1486490 - desacabose (09/07/2016) [-]
I too enjoy a good swig of water
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#1486529 - BmanX (09/07/2016) [-]
hydration is key, my friend
#225 - dont worry about the wall! they are helpful for keeping y…  [+] (1 reply) 08/16/2016 on No man`s sky trailer 0
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#229 - avatice (08/17/2016) [-]
I feel like this is something you should read. It's a lot better than what I could write up. m.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4y046e/wheres_the_nms_we_were_sold_on_heres_a_big_list/
It is certainly a game about exploration. But they really shit on what the exploration was supposed to be like.
I'll stay around and see how it turns out. But for know it looks like a reason not to preorder and a failed dream. Also the devs seem to be dishonest assholes. For showcasing so much that isn't even remotely true.
#37 - Over hype and people who hate on the game cause its the new fa…  [+] (6 replies) 08/16/2016 on No man`s sky trailer +6
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#114 - avatice (08/16/2016) [-]
I'll tell you why I don't like it. I didn't subscribe to any hype this is just what I think after playing it. I'd like to think I'm fairly unbiased as I have a good system to play it on and I got it for free.
But here goes.
Well first of it runs badly, Some people say it does some say it doesn't but for me, it does. Consistent stutters and frame drops despite the fact that the textures even on ultra look like a 4 year old went nuts with a crayon. Really bad pop in. It's really bad. I'll tell you a story. I was mining some aluminum, and after getting all of it in a that I could see, I went back to my ship, and as I turned to leave, I saw a unmined pillar there, thinking it was odd that I hadn't seen it before I turned back only to find that for some reason the game replaces terrain you've changed with what was there originally if you walk away. After I got closer it went back to being destroyed. Like what the fuck. So I guess the real list begins now. Combat is fucking stupid. Weapon variety is the incredibly bad. Upgrades, rather than being interesting or fun, just make the game less tedious. Why the fuck is all of space an asteroid belt. Dear god the hyperdrive map system. Flight in space and especially planetary both suck ass. I have no idea why plaques or ruins are even in the game. There is no ecosystem. Animals don't seem to interact, but that might be because they are rarely enough for them to be close together. Some ships clip through the platform while landing. Why are there no alien explorers. I don't think you can even fight them. They just sit in there bases. The only reason to change planets seems to be to hunt out minerals because most are equally uninteresting. If you want to explore you're forced to chose from being slow as hell on foot or too high to see interesting things. I don't know what the fuck is up with the heath system. Ship shields are tedious and annoying. Piracy is incredibly shallow. You have to repeat the same basic tasks you started doing at the beginning of the game no matter how far along you are. The inventory is ridiculously small. Exploits to earn money actually seem to be more interesting than going out and doing it legitimately. And don't get me started on the material variety. Everything is on the surface just fucking sitting there. Getting what you need to make stuff is just a matter of luck. All outposts are basically the same. Controls are a cut above garbage. The reputation system is virtually pointless. The blueprint system sucks ass. As you get to the end you just end up getting more shit that you don't need. I got a blueprint for a jet pack. I started with a fucking jetpack. Sentinels commonly get stuck on buildings. There are basically no enemies and even the level 5 sentinels can be killed rather easily. AND WHY THE FUCK DOES IT THROW OFF YOUR CAMERA WHEN THEY SHOOT YOU Many ship entrance and exit animations involve just clipping through the ship. Why does the heat meters reset if you stop shooting for a second? Why do you have to restart to apply options? Also the options menu is pretty bad. Why is there no ship customization. Why do aliens never leave their areas. Why is there no multiplayer. That isn't even close to a comprehensive list. It's just off the top of my head.
But wait! Why is this even an issue. The game is supposed to be about exploration. It doesn't need to do anything else. Well ignoring all the of these glaring problems, the exploration still sucks ass. Most planets look the same, they have the same stuff on them with very little differences. It is just repetitive and tedious, and downright boring most of the time.
I'd say the game as a whole is shallow, boring, unpolished, and riddled with technical issues.
It has so much potential but it shouldn't have been released. It's just not a finished game and certainly not worth the price tag.
If they fix it it might be good but I am really tired of people releasing unfinished games.
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#115 - avatice (08/16/2016) [-]
Sorry for the wall of text or if I repeated myself.
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#225 - darklava (08/16/2016) [-]
dont worry about the wall! they are helpful for keeping your country safe but i can agree with you on some of those things. i guess i was just lucky enough to get into the game for the exploration side of it. Like the combat doesn't matter to me, i barely engage anyways. and for the stutters and frame rate drops, i guess im lucky there too cause i haven't experience them.
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#229 - avatice (08/17/2016) [-]
I feel like this is something you should read. It's a lot better than what I could write up. m.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4y046e/wheres_the_nms_we_were_sold_on_heres_a_big_list/
It is certainly a game about exploration. But they really shit on what the exploration was supposed to be like.
I'll stay around and see how it turns out. But for know it looks like a reason not to preorder and a failed dream. Also the devs seem to be dishonest assholes. For showcasing so much that isn't even remotely true.
#49 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
So many steam reviews complaining about how there isn't even alien races or upgrading in the game boggled me considering that I saw both of these things at a friend's house within an hour of him starting. Granted, a lot of reviews outright say that they bough the game just to give it a bad review.
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#56 - darklava (08/16/2016) [-]
It makes me mad, but also i try not to give a fuck. like why should i care? Im sitting here having a blast playing this game!