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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: shad slayer
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox360. playstation3, playstation, playstaion2, atari, gameboy, gameboy color, sega, gamecube, wii, nitendo. supernintendo, ds, 3ds, gameboy advanced
Video Games Played: halo, halo 2, mass effect, mass effect 2, fallout 1 2 3 new vegas, halo 3 reach, dragon age 1 2, devil may cry 3 4, eldar scrolls series, call of duty series, ect a lot of games
X-box Gamertag: darkjustifier
PSN: non existant
Interests: games,sports, girls~ahue,music
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:Evil layer of the rice cake muhahahaha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5482
Comment Ranking:#5866
Highest Content Rank:#5411
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 34 total,  1579 ,  1613
Comment Thumbs: 20084 total,  64842 ,  44758
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -85 Content: annoying → Level -84 Content: annoying
Comment Level Progress: 27.4% (274/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:16
Content Views:148263
Times Content Favorited:125 times
Total Comments Made:41557
FJ Points:13643
Favorite Tags: repost (2)
I am EVIL! not really but i am a child a heart.

latest user's comments

#132 - You I love you 05/26/2014 on Kill la wait what? 0
#47 - I believe it I've seen kids do some crazy stuff 05/26/2014 on Title 0
#135 - How do you even attempt this?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on The Internet +2
#142 - tsalmark (05/26/2014) [-]
Bare minimum you need one left and one right driver car. Remove doors, and prepare to lose a leg if you make any mistakes.
#139 - mastercolossus (05/26/2014) [-]
you dont. no man is this stupid. its just a girl in love with tragedy.
#160 - Kill them all large meal for the month 05/26/2014 on Tough Philosophy +2
#116 - flashdrive 05/26/2014 on Found This At A Yard Sale +1
#36 - Actually I just got the joke 05/26/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... +4
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... +2
User avatar #35 - psyachu (05/26/2014) [-]
I like the name Master Baiter better. But that's just me. I have a juvenile sense of humor.
#36 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Actually I just got the joke
#14 - I ******* love you 05/26/2014 on DBZ +1
#13352 - Nope been doing this for a couple years yo 05/26/2014 on darkjustifier's profile 0
#132 - Comment deleted 05/26/2014 on The Rotten -2
#100 - meeeeeeee  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Kill la wait what? -1
User avatar #109 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
fak u
#108 - harri (05/26/2014) [-]
#37 - I said one day with confidence that toilet paper couldn't be u…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2014 on DIY Weapons 0
User avatar #50 - misanthrizzle (05/26/2014) [-]
mix anything absorbent with a binder and you can pretty much make a shank out of anything
#58 - tomthehippie (05/26/2014) [-]
A friend of mine works as a CO in a jail in town, he said that inmates had made a bone breaker out of sugar and toilet paper. They used sugar water to soak and form the toilet paper and left it to dry, when it dried the sugar hardened.

My buddy said he hit a wall with it full force and the toilet paper-sugar bar didn't break, and it hurt his hand like a motherfucker. The thing was the next best thing to a metal bar.
User avatar #60 - misanthrizzle (05/26/2014) [-]
also neat
#61 - tomthehippie (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. He also told me about then hiding syringes up their butts. And a girl tried to sneak a little two shot gun up her pussy.
#63 - misanthrizzle (05/26/2014) [-]
I was looking for a picture I deleted and apparently this is a pretyt common thing
#79 - tomthehippie (05/26/2014) [-]
the shit people do in jail...

my buddy told me about a guy that came in on a petty misdemeanor, only had to do 90 days.

He got caught trying to sneak drugs in, 4th degree felony 18 months, and then got caught with a shank, 4th degree felony 18 months, then got caught fucking a tranny, then got caught with a tranny fucking him.
User avatar #59 - misanthrizzle (05/26/2014) [-]
I literally just came back to this comment
2spooky
#105 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on The Rotten 0
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#13 - I have transcended such things for I am a level 87 wizard  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... +3
#25 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - allhailshrek (05/26/2014) [-]
>not even level 90
>get on my lvl fgt
User avatar #14 - nothingatall (05/26/2014) [-]
doood, im jelly, how in the shit does that suck though?
#99 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on The Rotten -5
#118 - TopDawg Comment deleted by darkjustifier
#100 - anonymous Comment deleted by darkjustifier
#105 - darkjustifier Comment deleted by darkjustifier
#128 - anonymous Comment deleted by darkjustifier
#132 - darkjustifier Comment deleted by darkjustifier
#10 - bait  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Dragon Fairy Ball Z Tail 0
User avatar #16 - thathorse (05/26/2014) [-]
That's not how you call a chicken
#6 - And then she basically nibbles on the clicker's ears she gets … 05/25/2014 on Good Girl Ellie 0
#5 - Picture 05/25/2014 on BOOTY +1
#4 - can't think of a pun that doesn't have something to do with the ubula.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2014 on I never was good at titles +7
#24 - boomerpyro (05/26/2014) [-]
just joking, i made this because i could
User avatar #21 - tesarrior (05/26/2014) [-]
wow pony image with positive thumb
User avatar #30 - blokrokker (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, it IS an accurate mfw kind of pic.
User avatar #48 - tesarrior (05/26/2014) [-]
but it IS a pony
User avatar #59 - blokrokker (05/26/2014) [-]
And it's also accurate to the situation, what's your point?
User avatar #60 - tesarrior (05/27/2014) [-]
you're mod right? i thought u've known better in this thing..
pony in fj? ring a bell?
User avatar #61 - blokrokker (05/27/2014) [-]
Yep. It's also relevant, being an amusing conveyance of what the individual's expression may have looked like in this scenario. Maybe the knee-jerk hate is subsiding. One can only hope that it is, and that the obnoxious spamming of pony pics will die down as well.
#9 - Then there's me which no matter what I pretty much suck.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... -30
User avatar #68 - trollwoopnazi (05/26/2014) [-]
i've been dealing with people like you my whole life, the self pity look isn't cute, it isn't attractive, it's embarassing and difficult to deal with
User avatar #84 - darkjustifier (05/27/2014) [-]
you think i have self pity? girl I'm a level 87 wizard
#42 - partyboomer (05/26/2014) [-]
Wtf sir
User avatar #32 - psyachu (05/26/2014) [-]
This, everyone, is a Master Baiter.
#34 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - psyachu (05/26/2014) [-]
I like the name Master Baiter better. But that's just me. I have a juvenile sense of humor.
#36 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Actually I just got the joke
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (05/26/2014) [-]
>Sir
>Clearly a girl pony

What kind of bullshit is this.
#33 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Obviously it's a male. Sheesh
User avatar #28 - zarcos (05/26/2014) [-]
Probably, you should kill yourself.
User avatar #12 - nothingatall (05/26/2014) [-]
are you neither a man nor woman?
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
I have transcended such things for I am a level 87 wizard
#25 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - allhailshrek (05/26/2014) [-]
>not even level 90
>get on my lvl fgt
User avatar #14 - nothingatall (05/26/2014) [-]
doood, im jelly, how in the shit does that suck though?
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Chances +31
User avatar #26 - pappathethird (05/25/2014) [-]
actually no
#4 - Americans even if it shouldn't be edible we will deep fry it. 05/25/2014 on Asian female drivers -1
#9 - I don't even remember what episode they said his name first, i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2014 on FEELS KRABS STDS SPONGEBOB 0
User avatar #25 - Lintutu (05/26/2014) [-]
I remember hearing it in the episode "mid-life crustacean". The part where his mother calls him by his first name after she busted him raiding HER panty drawer by accident
User avatar #11 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
always pissing someone off....... what am i gonna do with you, dude?
User avatar #17 - garymotherfingoak (05/26/2014) [-]
the reaction picture is relevant, don't piss yourself.
User avatar #18 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
he's my friend dude. i'm just giving him shit
User avatar #19 - garymotherfingoak (05/26/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
kkk
#3 - YOU FOOL YOU DID NOT SCAN FOR HIS POWER LEVEL!!  [+] (25 new replies) 05/25/2014 on DBZ -17
#49 - datmine (05/26/2014) [-]
#13 - zonal (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
I fucking love you
#4 - sinery (05/25/2014) [-]
Bitch, please.
User avatar #16 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
Why does horse have space hair?
#50 - sinery (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
cuz iz space hoers duh
User avatar #19 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
why is space hoers purple if space is black?
User avatar #20 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
cuz nothin real tru blak. els we not cee shit
User avatar #21 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
then wy wee se blac hoel?
User avatar #22 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
du reaaly cee blak hoel? du reaaly?
User avatar #23 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
I se blac hoel in buuk piture
User avatar #24 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
iz phuto ship. i iz professoral. i kno deez tings
#26 - lapinmiez (05/26/2014) [-]
#41 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Someones sucking black dick
User avatar #25 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
profshnal in wat? blek hol spac siance
User avatar #27 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
i iz profeesornal in blik tings, i iz profosoral blik
User avatar #28 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
yu ar gud et bein blek, i em guud at been wite, i now bout whit hoel
User avatar #29 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
till bout wite hoel
User avatar #30 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
wite hol iz lik blek hoel but betur end pushs thins awey
User avatar #31 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
attoundind i wuder if ther iz brun hoel un wut it du
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
i dunt now ef dtere is bown hol bot et wuud steenk
User avatar #35 - kandazz (05/26/2014) [-]
wood pubbly inbolv pooshing to
User avatar #36 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
wite hoel seems liek best hol
#43 - volksworgen (05/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit this conversation made me laugh so hard.

Thanks guys.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Everyone is ignoring me 0
#7 - madcoww (05/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13365 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
User avatar #13355 - novabird (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
User avatar #13333 - novabird (05/18/2014) [-]
your steam along with many others i know were hacked and reported, report your account as well!
User avatar #13328 - twi (02/28/2014) [-]
could you please stop posting ponies like that, seriously

I like you bro

but its kinda ******* dumb
#13329 to #13328 - darkjustifier (03/01/2014) [-]
I've been posting like this for a really long time man
#13330 to #13329 - twi (03/01/2014) [-]
I know   
   
im asking you politely to stop
I know

im asking you politely to stop
#13331 to #13330 - darkjustifier (03/01/2014) [-]
And with all due respect I politely, if sadly, decline
User avatar #13327 - novabird (02/28/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/564150#564150
i went full overkill.
User avatar #13325 to #13324 - Tafixados ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Suck a bag of dicks
User avatar #13316 - levelninetynine (02/23/2014) [-]
I read a bunch of your comments over a period of time, opened a separate tab so I wouldn't have to navigate back to the depths of the filth I dwell in, and comment on your page to personally tell you I like you.
User avatar #13318 to #13317 - levelninetynine (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm stalking you now.
#13312 to #13311 - darkjustifier (02/22/2014) [-]
oh gosh it's already been that long, holy hannah
User avatar #13314 to #13313 - darkjustifier (02/22/2014) [-]
um that image stopped halfway
#13301 - twi (02/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#13303 to #13302 - twi (02/21/2014) [-]
twillight is my pone   
   
post purple again i cut u
twillight is my pone

post purple again i cut u
#13305 to #13303 - darkjustifier (02/21/2014) [-]
only because you're adorable
User avatar #13306 to #13305 - acemcgunner (02/22/2014) [-]
pinkie is best pony you can post pinkie cause I am going bat pony :3
User avatar #13300 - acemcgunner (02/21/2014) [-]
~~sinner's prayer~~

"lord, I am sorry for my sins. I believe that you died on the cross and rose for my sins. I want you to forgive me of all my sins and come into me heart and save. I trust you Now as my lord and savior, thank you, lord for saving me. Amen"
User avatar #13298 - ragingbrony (02/05/2014) [-]
I like what you do
it's funny
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