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darkjustifier

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Location:Dickinson ND
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Content Ranking:#4215
Comment Ranking:#525
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1329 total,  3410 ,  2081
Comment Thumbs: 41031 total,  102154 ,  61123
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 101 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 102 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 8.59% (86/1000)
Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:16
Content Views:265613
Times Content Favorited:206 times
Total Comments Made:48962
FJ Points:31645
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#96 - I can't wait for there to be a war with aliens, humans are goi…  [+] (2 replies) 12/02/2016 on germany reuniting people +2
#99 - anon (12/02/2016) [-]
Why are you so xenophobic?
#100 - darkjustifier (12/02/2016) [-]
I'm not, just pro human, I don't want Muslims and Jews and, Asians, and Americans fighting I want us all to form into one people with the goal of reaching the stars.
#82 - >not washing your dick with the girliest shampoo possible.  [+] (11 replies) 12/02/2016 on Unexpected comp 34 +46
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#111 - synthane (12/03/2016) [-]
>Not conditioning your pubes so that they are silky smooth and luscious
#86 - BloodyTurds (12/03/2016) [-]
That's a stupid idea if your about to get yo dick sucked.. shampoo taste nasty.... AND it burns your pee hole... I know both from experience
#127 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
Gay man with the name "Bloody Turds".. oh lord
#128 - BloodyTurds (12/03/2016) [-]
Hey yo I ain't gay. I may suck dick but that don't make me gay.
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#110 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Why would you put shampoo on your dick you fucking plebeian
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#87 - darkjustifier (12/03/2016) [-]
well you see there's this trick where I make sure I wash all the suds off
#88 - BloodyTurds (12/03/2016) [-]
still burns... and still an after taste...
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#89 - darkjustifier (12/03/2016) [-]
then why don't I taste soap on my wife's neck after she showers, she uses some pretty strong bodywash
#90 - BloodyTurds (12/03/2016) [-]
bodywash isnt shampoo.. similar but bodywash is gentler... especially on your naughty bits...
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#91 - darkjustifier (12/03/2016) [-]
and why doesn't she complain about shampoo flavored dick?
#92 - BloodyTurds (12/03/2016) [-]
because it could be worse.. and it at least confirms you clean it..