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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Location:Dickinson ND
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large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#30 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2015 on A Ninth Mildly Interesting... +4
#35 - jagerhaus (12/02/2015) [-]
My first thought as well
#53 - sneezer (12/02/2015) [-]
Best fuckin show
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#61 - EnergizierAnon (12/02/2015) [-]
uhh.... ban?
#76 - sneezer (12/03/2015) [-]
Its just a zombie wiener
#77 - ah feeding the troll i see  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +3
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#92 - clonedcommando (12/01/2015) [-]
This.... is just so fucking terrifying/
#25 - PALADIN DAAAAN ICECREAM!!! 11/25/2015 on Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand silence 0
#104 - Picture 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake -2
#54 - because she's a pornstar at heart 11/24/2015 on fa/tv/irgins talk about Sasha +1
#52 - a clean toilet has less germs than your phone  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on fa/tv/irgins talk about Sasha -1
#60 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Go lick a toilet seat then.
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#71 - listerthepessimist (11/24/2015) [-]
if the alternative was licking a phone...
#97 - you're supposed to run up and dodge to the sides and then he'l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake 0
#102 - cursesnew (11/24/2015) [-]
Yea you haven't killed him that way, I can tell. Because the time he gives you is so short you don't have the chance to get to cover.

This very move is basically a "Fuck you" to the player because it's unavoidable. He can do other stuff but when he does just that move you're done for it.
#104 - darkjustifier (11/24/2015) [-]
#55 - but they didn't die, if you listen to the phone call Easter eg… 11/24/2015 on DLC? 0
#175 - before  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on I'm dying +1
#21 - Picture 11/24/2015 on Foreign Censorship -17
#85 - Picture 11/24/2015 on The Hottest DBZ Character -1
#63 - it's almost as if normal conversation is different from the cy…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on The Hottest DBZ Character 0
#64 - anusraper (11/23/2015) [-]
>pony avatar
>trying to sound like a smartass
>obviously socially handicapped and to obnoxious to be aware of it
#85 - darkjustifier (11/24/2015) [-]
#61 - yes I introduced them to Bleach, however I keep hentei to myself 11/23/2015 on The Hottest DBZ Character -2
#7 - his legend will live on 11/23/2015 on Sunset 0
#35 - "Hey who's your favorite DBZ character?" &q…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/23/2015 on The Hottest DBZ Character +6
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#62 - anusraper (11/23/2015) [-]
"rockin anime" - mu scouter is picking up that your autism level is over 9000
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#63 - darkjustifier (11/23/2015) [-]
it's almost as if normal conversation is different from the cynicism that floods FJ, who knew
#64 - anusraper (11/23/2015) [-]
>pony avatar
>trying to sound like a smartass
>obviously socially handicapped and to obnoxious to be aware of it
#85 - darkjustifier (11/24/2015) [-]
#43 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
You must get all the woman, Grand Master Puss over here. Is this from personal experience?
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#61 - darkjustifier (11/23/2015) [-]
yes I introduced them to Bleach, however I keep hentei to myself
#46 - tomislavko (11/23/2015) [-]
Well if you don't start stuttering like a fucking tard at the sight of a girl, and can speak to her in your language, you can talk to girls about anime as long as they at least understand the concept... If they think anime are cartoons your reputation in that crowd is pretty much fucked...
#28 - knew it before I scrolled someone was not gonna do research be… 11/23/2015 on Perfect rock -6
#100 - >walking away from the richest merchant in Morrowind there 11/23/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 63) -1
#165 - looks kinda like an embryo 11/23/2015 on New Planet 0
#34 - Annog nin daf pladan tele ci? plox  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Can i? +6
#36 - beasert (11/23/2015) [-]
Alassenyan.
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#120 - dharkmoswen (11/24/2015) [-]
Ilanwa.
You mean An ngell nîn
#14 - Dildo was in Greece originally  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Anon helped run a minecraft... +9
#15 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
I'm going to stop right here before I eat my computer in frustration.
#16 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
fuck this entire comment chain, goddamnit. I just spit apple chunks all over my goddamn keyboard.
#17 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
Spitters are quitters.

Or, in a Mike Tyson impression.

Thpitters are quitters, unleth you bite they're ear off.
#18 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
Fuck you, that's twice!
THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD TIME.
#19 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU THTART NO THIT WITH MIKE TYTHON

You theriouthly think you can talk thit to Mike Tython without gettin' hit?

#22 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I finished my apple.

but I'm still gonna kill myself.
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#23 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
Don't do that, thon.

Thuithide can kiww you.
#24 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
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#25 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
West in Peath

hatapon.
#12 - yeah on steam  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Anon helped run a minecraft... +4
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#13 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
The original gif, you sarcastic dildo.
#26 - oldflattop (11/22/2015) [-]
don't listen to that faggot, this is the original.
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#27 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
>TFW you've been practicing for years in Street Fighter and some casual challenges you.
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#14 - darkjustifier (11/22/2015) [-]
Dildo was in Greece originally
#15 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
I'm going to stop right here before I eat my computer in frustration.
#16 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
fuck this entire comment chain, goddamnit. I just spit apple chunks all over my goddamn keyboard.
#17 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
Spitters are quitters.

Or, in a Mike Tyson impression.

Thpitters are quitters, unleth you bite they're ear off.
#18 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
Fuck you, that's twice!
THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD TIME.
#19 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU THTART NO THIT WITH MIKE TYTHON

You theriouthly think you can talk thit to Mike Tython without gettin' hit?

#22 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I finished my apple.

but I'm still gonna kill myself.
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#23 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
Don't do that, thon.

Thuithide can kiww you.
#24 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
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#25 - tenaciouslee (11/22/2015) [-]
West in Peath

hatapon.
#10 - ******* jimmy  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on Gimme consent not blueballs -2
#21 - kmichel (11/22/2015) [-]
god this fucking jimmy, timmy is just has fucking genius lines
#9 - god this ******* episode, timmy is just has ******* genius lines  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Gimme consent not blueballs -12
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#10 - darkjustifier (11/22/2015) [-]
*fuckin jimmy
#21 - kmichel (11/22/2015) [-]
god this fucking jimmy, timmy is just has fucking genius lines
#25 - but can I put cancerous images in my floor?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on (untitled) +11
#32 - itskennyandjosh (11/22/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**If you had the talent which you don't you tard
#108 - probably because before Abraham Lincoln the south owned the co… 11/22/2015 on some shit 0
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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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#13503 to #13502 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
yes...
#13640 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
#13638 - pineapplechunkss (09/21/2015) [-]
#13634 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
You take 9 cocks up the ass on average
#13635 to #13634 - darkjustifier (09/02/2015) [-]
Nine? what kind of scrub do you take me for?
#13636 to #13635 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
Make it tree fiddy
#13631 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
ur QT let fuking
#13633 to #13632 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
sukl my god dik
#13623 - mvtjets (08/31/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
#13624 to #13623 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
is my favorite
#13626 to #13624 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
lunargreenhouse is best house
#13627 to #13626 - lunargreenhouse (09/01/2015) [-]
I'll let that pass
#13625 to #13624 - mvtjets (09/01/2015) [-]
Never change it
#13637 to #13625 - bonnibelpeebles (09/02/2015) [-]
holy balls memories
#13581 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
#13603 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like think so, I can't always obsess like i used too but I always read a fanfiction when I can, and I always collect art
#13604 to #13603 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Have you ever felt like you're not doing enough for the fandom?
#13605 to #13604 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
all the time, I can't write that well, I can't draw worth crap, my only skills are physical I am naturally strong and I can perform well in dance and acting, and I don't have the recording equipment for my singing, so a lot of the time yeah I feel like I'm just using the fandom.
#13606 to #13605 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I never felt that way

Until bronycon

I looked at all the amazing art and awesome cosplays and animations and stuff I saw there and said "I want to be one of those people" and I felt like I wasn't doing enough

I can only do vector art imagery
#13607 to #13606 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
was that vector yours?
#13608 to #13607 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Psh. I wish.
#13609 to #13608 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
may I see one of yours?
#13611 to #13610 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
this is going in the art folder
#13612 to #13611 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't actually make that one sadly
#13613 to #13612 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what about dis one?
#13615 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
And that was a long time ago
#13616 to #13615 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like it, it's going in the art folder, so is the maid
#13617 to #13616 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Hate that one
#13618 to #13617 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yooou love it, doctor who.gif but either way all your stuff is a lot more than I know how to do
#13619 to #13618 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Eh its alright
#13620 to #13619 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I know you can get better, I watched a deviant artist go from crappy sonic fanart to the discordian tumblr where art is freaking amazing
#13621 to #13620 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I am taking a class on it next semester
#13622 to #13621 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
aaaah yes that's awesome sounding, can't wait to see the art you'll create then
#13614 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Yes I made that from a drawing someone gave me
#13582 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
phanact? hey man, nice freaking rarity art
#13583 to #13582 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Thanks
Drew it myself Not really

What's been up with you?
#13584 to #13583 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been enjoying my summer, summer is about to end and I'll have to move back into the dorms for my second year of college, what you been doing?
#13585 to #13584 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Working all summer but I spent all my money at bronycon and I spent too much

School starts up for me soon and I need to work this next coming weekend
#13587 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
forgot the art
#13586 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what are you going to school for? I went inf or theatre

never had enough for a bronycon, always too far away
#13588 to #13586 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I woulda taken you for someone who would make sure they went

I'm taking computing courses, because I love computers
#13589 to #13588 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
not from lack of wanting to but at this point I'm engaged and it gets a little harder to go to one each year.

what year are oyu?
#13590 to #13589 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Engaged with an actual person?

I'm doing community college so I don't know exactly.
#13591 to #13590 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yeah we met in the frozen tundras of north dakota

seeeexy I'm a second year after this summer ends
#13592 to #13591 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Girl? Guy?
#13593 to #13592 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
girl
#13594 to #13593 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
How old are you?
#13595 to #13594 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
21 this year, you?
#13596 to #13595 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Isn't that a little young to be engaged?
#13597 to #13596 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I...actually have zero knowledge on relationships outside of what she and I figured out on our own, so...probably?
#13598 to #13597 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Well to each his own

I'll be 23 in November
#13599 to #13598 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
you're almost off the clock military time
#13600 to #13599 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Wha-what?
#13601 to #13600 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
24 hours military time, you're 23, 23 is only two hours from being off the clock
#13602 to #13601 - phanact
(08/16/2015) [-]
Oh

I was really confused

So, you're still into pony as much as ever
#13579 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#13564 - brothergrimm (07/12/2015) [-]
Sup dude? long time no chat
#13565 to #13564 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
almost missed this in my comments sorry man, how are yah
#13566 to #13565 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Kinda stressed. I'll be moving to WA by the end of the month
#13567 to #13566 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
why washington?
#13568 to #13567 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
It's where my mother is. I've moved a LOT in my life, but it's been a long time since i moved somewhere i wasn't previously familiar with.
#13569 to #13568 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of the state of washington not state as in washington either but how it's doing
#13570 to #13569 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you just said lol
#13571 to #13570 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
is thing must hard englishj
#13572 to #13571 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought you were 'murican
#13573 to #13572 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
like anybody here speaks it fluently
#13574 to #13573 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough..... Anyways, i think you said something about you "aren't sure about the state of washington" or something?
#13575 to #13574 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
as in comparison to other state.
#13576 to #13575 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
WEEEELLLLLL i live in mississippi....... And we're absolute bottom of the totem poll. MS is the lowest ranking state in the union.
#13577 to #13576 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
all questions answered
#13578 to #13577 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
But i'm mainly leaving because things have gone to total **** here and me and my roommates basically ave to scatter to the winds and fend for ourselves. So i'm going to the one place i know i can survive.
#13560 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Whoa man you better look out, I'm gaining fast!!
#13561 to #13560 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
my friend not to put you down but you are going slowly, if I hadn't lost my flame and gained instead in minecraft I would have already made it to two hundred
#13562 to #13561 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
I'll make it to #1 before yourself.
Count on it.
#13563 to #13562 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
and my castle shall only grow