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darkjustifier

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
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large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#644380 - ?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Ponyville 0
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#644402 - thetaxman (05/20/2014) [-]
your stoom account
#13335 - my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2014 on darkjustifier's profile 0
#13336 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
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#13337 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other shitty game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
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#13339 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
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#13341 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
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#13343 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
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#13347 - novabird (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
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#13345 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
#68 - the forecast today is concentrated jews 05/16/2014 on Choo Choo +1
#127 - nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry. 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere 0
#120 - You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere +1
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#121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
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#127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#118 - If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere 0
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#119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
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#120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
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#121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
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#127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#115 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere +1
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#116 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
It's just "walk away". Moonwalk is never a part of it, or else it wouldn't work.
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#118 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the same direction which means when you walk you walk into the xbox, but if you moonwalk like in the image above you move away from it.
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#119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
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#120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
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#121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
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#127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#113 - *moonwalk  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere -1
#114 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
#115 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
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#116 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
It's just "walk away". Moonwalk is never a part of it, or else it wouldn't work.
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#118 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the same direction which means when you walk you walk into the xbox, but if you moonwalk like in the image above you move away from it.
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#119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
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#120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
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#121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
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#127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#310 - Picture 05/05/2014 on What would you do? 0
#229 - I would continue as usual, where' the fun in breaking the law …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on What would you do? 0
#233 - davidavidson (05/03/2014) [-]
Wow, still acting 12

nice to see you found out there are actually pictures other than ponies
#310 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]