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darkjustifier

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Location:Dickinson ND
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#148 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
You are NOT the one that decides what intelligence is.

You have cartoon ponies all over your account.

"Tipping in America fills in the rest of the minimum wage that they don't receive."

What is it they don't receive?

That does not even make sense.

And your wife cannot make $5 an hour you idiot. Unless we are talking 1990. In case you have not heard, minimum wage has gone up.

And if tipping is so important, why don't we tip factory workers or construction workers?

Why is it ONLY Americans demand a tip, when no one else in the world does?
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#160 - bible (07/03/2016) [-]
Its big in America because a waiter is legally paid only like, $2-5 an hour since they are for whatever reason expected to get tips. Not sure why this is a thing, but it is. Like, no shit...that is their paycheck. $5 an hour is pretty generous even.

Also, people who read your comment are allowed to judge your intelligence. Its kind of what the thumbs are for. Also why you have a lot of red ones. Because you're probably being dumb.
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#165 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
You claim people in America make $2-$5 an hour and I am the dumb one?

Minimum wage is $7.25 an hour in America.

Some jurisdictions it is $10.
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#167 - bible (07/04/2016) [-]
Yes, you're correct, but that is not all inclusive. Do some actual research, I'm not going to do it for you. Look this shit up.
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#168 - deutschblut (07/04/2016) [-]
I have done the research.

It is all inclusive.

Don't be mad at me, becasue you are an idiot...
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#169 - bible (07/04/2016) [-]
www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm

Fucks that say right there then? Took me not even a minute.
#170 - deutschblut (07/04/2016) [-]
Apparently you cannot read.

It does not matter if you are on the clock for $5.00 an hour, and receive no tips, your boss is still obligated to give you $7.25 an hour.

I am so tired of this "the poor waitresses get less than minimum wage" bull shit.

NO ONE gets less than minimum wage. That is why it is called "minimum wage".

You know what USUALLY happens?

That single mom druggie ex-con will make her $40 in wages in an 8 hour day, and $600 in tips, which are NOT TAXED.

Then, since her "income" is so low, she ALSO gets welfare and food stamps, free housing, and so on.

Oh, the poor waitresses.

Again, no one gets less than MINIMUM WAGE.

And if people do not think the United States Department of Labor is a reliable source on labor laws, then they are retarded...

www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips
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#179 - bible (07/04/2016) [-]
Except that doesn't always happen, if hardly ever at all. There are plenty of loopholes around that. On top of all of that, if you haven't noticed, minimum wage kind of um, sucks? In most states (Especially in the northeast), minimum wage is not nearly enough to live off of. Your logic dictates that they have to make up for any losses for the federal minimum wage, which is a joke in some states due to its living costs. So, again, look at that shit...its polite to tip your waters. Not that you'd understand anything about that.

So whats with all the hate, anyway? Like, do you hate how people flock to the tears of some pretty waitress and boohoo for her? Or did you get all butthurt because some waitress was mean to you? Or are you just like this in everything you do?

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#181 - deutschblut (07/04/2016) [-]
I hate that lazy fucking Americans demand BRIBES to do their fucking jobs.

And they wonder why the world hates them?

I have worked for as little as 50 cents an hour, with no tips. And you never hear me complain about it.

If I take my family out for an expensive ass meal, I should not have to pay MORE money on top of it.

And I should not have to worry about going to PRISON for not giving GRATUITY for shitty service.

You do realize that Americans are the ONLY country in the world that does this?

Who gives a shit if they do not get paid much?

They still are millionaires compared to most people in the world. They blow all that money they make on shit they don't need and then go "Oh I am so poor!" I could EASILY live on $5,000 a month in welfare, plus a tip jib salary, with my massive tax-free tips.

Minimum wage is not supposed to be enough to live off off. It is for teenagers that still live at home and their parents won't buy them enough video games. Who the fuck says "I am going to be a cook at McDonalds and have 10 kids"?

"Why does the world hate us so much?"
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#182 - bible (07/04/2016) [-]
Yea, I mean I pretty much agree with a lot of what you're saying here tbh. The tipping culture is weird, and I'm not sure I see much a point to keep it.

I'm not sure where you get the idea that not tipping would get you sent to prison, that's just nuts. You literally don't have to tip them, its just rude is all.

Not a fan of welfare mommas myself, but I'm pretty sure America ain't the only country with that disease; Although we have a LOT of these leeching off and abusing the system. That being said, everything in America is ridiculously more expensive, especially depending on the area you're living in. This is why minimum wage is even so high in the first place, and about to get higher. Well, that, and the shitty job economy right now. They don't teach things like money management in schools (At least I didn't go through this class), but mayhaps they should. A gallon of milk in Texas was $2, but in New York it was $5 for me. Shits weird.

If you hate America for those reasons then there are plenty of other countries to hate. I'm sure there are other reasons for your extra disgust for America? I mean because really, I'm agreeing with you here on some points, but people mooch off the system in nearly every 1st world country?
#183 - deutschblut (07/04/2016) [-]
I have no issue with people receiving welfare when needed, and not abusing it. Especially working and paying into it. But waitresses, taxi drivers, and under-the-table jobs for illegals allow people to receive welfare benefits, when they are really wealthy enough to not need it.

As for getting in legal trouble for not tipping:

www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Time-In-Prison--70426052.html

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138736/Tipping-optional-Family-locked-restaurant-staff-refusing-pay-gratuity-bad-service.html

blog.timesunion.com/tablehopping/11470/college-students-arrested-for-not-paying-tip/

www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79552/pg1

POLICE STATE  Couple Arrested By Police For Not Tipping Waitress

Sure, I have more reasons for hating America. Many. I am from here, and just got back from living abroad the better part of 20 years.

There are MANY items a disagree with about America, that I feel like I should not even live here. Such as the police Now with my age and large family, I am uncertain where else I can go. It's not like Europe is desperate for people right now...

I am also an Ethnic German, and grew up with stories from the war. I have not forgotten what America did to my People...

But those are different stories.
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#150 - darkjustifier (07/03/2016) [-]
What I like to watch in my spare time has nothing to do with our conversation.

and I'm sorry but the $5 dollars an hour is exactly what the minimum was filling up to reach minimum wage. and we don't tip factory workers because they work for a corporation that probably lobbies the ability NOT to tip them which is a whole nother conversation. I cannot say why America is the only one and neither can you coherently.
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