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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: shad slayer
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox360. playstation3, playstation, playstaion2, atari, gameboy, gameboy color, sega, gamecube, wii, nitendo. supernintendo, ds, 3ds, gameboy advanced
Video Games Played: halo, halo 2, mass effect, mass effect 2, fallout 1 2 3 new vegas, halo 3 reach, dragon age 1 2, devil may cry 3 4, eldar scrolls series, call of duty series, ect a lot of games
X-box Gamertag: darkjustifier
PSN: non existant
Interests: games,sports, girls~ahue,music
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:Evil layer of the rice cake muhahahaha
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I am EVIL! not really but i am a child a heart.

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#9 - but I like having my glock, the fun part of guns is having one…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Preach it! -2
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
That my friend is the telltale sign of a sociopath
#11 - fatminion (11/21/2014) [-]
PS that's a terrible world view. If you don't feel safe anywhere, then you have lost faith in humanity and should do us all a favor and put that cock glock in your mouth and pull the trigger.
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
and that's the most hypocritical fucking thing I've ever heard and I realize now you're either an idiot or a troll, hell probably both
#16 - fatminion (11/21/2014) [-]
not a "troll" - I'm a human being. I'm intelligent, willing to consider other world views. I've looked into the "everyone is bad and out to get me, so I better arm myself" world view, and I don't agree with it. I'd rather drink some beer with strangers at a bar and discuss politics and religion without the fear that if they don't like what I say, that they pull out their glock and waste me. But if they do - who cares? At least I lived longer than people in the 1500s.

To each his own, but I'd encourage you to re-evaluate your world view (and maybe choose a different TV show. I think My Little Pony is not looked to favourably upon in the intertubes)
User avatar #17 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
you seem to assume I think everyone is a bad person mate I said it's not safe around humans and I'm right to think that but not because I think every human being is going to suddenly going to pull a gun on me if I thought that I wouldn't be a god damned theatre major in north dakota getting ready for my next play 'marcus is walking' I have friends from Africa, Ireland, and Kentucky me and my friend bongo (actual name) and his friend quenzy were having a similar conversation about guns at a bar here in north dakota an hour before our next class and I agree with the fact americans can be a little weird about their guns but...you know why? because fromt he very beginning of the colonies that's how we were taught the lessons just continue in certain areas of america because of traditions and shit I don't worship my gun but I see the necessity of it because I can drop my gun all I want but the other people who worship their guns won't and they'll use them if they're pissed off for some reason or another, and I agree a few of your other points. but the clincher here is not the fact it's a god given right but the fact we have the freedom to carry a gun in the first place something we couldn't do before the colonies were founded taking them away for many americans would be like taking the freedom to speak away because it'd be the government taking more power then it was meant to have, americans having their guns is a sign they're supposed to be the ones in power not the government, the people, for the people by the people, you're making an argument based on the government itself being in power and stopping people from owning guns or limiting them but the american government doesn't or at least shouldn't have that power because it is the people who should be smart enough to know how to use their guns which sadly at times isn't true and I don't know how far from my main point I've gone, but fuck it I've got lines to memorize
#10 - fatminion (11/21/2014) [-]
why would you EVER need to defend yourself? I've lived in small towns as well as big cities like Boston, London, Munich, and even in the "Armpit of the US", Worcester. I've heard gunshots and even inadvertedly aided someone in a drug deal. I've NEVER been in a situation where a gun would make a difference. I've had drunk/high/aggressive people get angry and try to fight/shove, but usually crowd dynamics take care of that. The only situation where a gun could make a difference is when someone else has a gun. Even then, good martial artists or brave people or even just a lot of people or inexperienced gunmen can save lives.

If you want to be a gun hobbyist, join a gun hobby group (like the rest of the developed world does). Don't sell guns to normal people, and for heaven's sake, don't let them keep them at home or take them outside to restaurants and bars and shit.

PS Fuck MLP
User avatar #12 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
alright mr. titty sprinkle a man broke into my sister's home, who at the time was living in a small town, as both of us are born and raised texans we both got taught to shoot by our pa the man came into her house with a knife some ex fuckin boyfriend who was crazy or some shit she happened to be awake watching whatever the fuck it is she watches late at night and heard him in her kitchen, she grabbed her little gun she hides in her closet and went downstairs and the first thing the asshole did was lunge at her with the knife if she hadn't had her gun she'd have been fucking dead because after a short surprise discharge when she jumped in surprise the guy got killed by his own stupidity leaving my sister alive and well, and the fucking fact that if someone wants a gun they could get one by one set of means or another means that having a gun to protect yourself from the asshole who wants to come into your house and kill you is a fucking plus
#14 - fatminion (11/21/2014) [-]
point proven: Texas is full of whackos.

I grew up in rural Maine where everyone and his sister goes hunting. All the guns are locked up, separately from the ammo. When someone becomes old and senile, or is somewhat of a drunk or depressed person, he/she usually gives up his/her firearm - or their family/friends encourage them to do so. And at some point, many Mainers realize, "hey - I just don't need a gun. I can always borrow/rent one if/when I go hunting with my friends back in Maine or in Wyoming or whatever". But people walking around buying handguns for "protections" sounds like pieces of shit who get themselves in a lot of trouble or hang with the wrong crowd.

I'm sorry your sister's ex was psycho and tried to stab her. I'm glad your sister was able to shoot and kill him. Killing psychos is the American way.

Ever since I moved to Europe, I've encountered people who just plain aren't interested in owning firearms! Of course there are hobbyists and hunters, but the gun laws are 1000x stricter. But basically because nobody really cares about guns, and you can NEVER carry a gun around in public (man police don't even carry guns), there are very few guns on the market - legal or otherwise. This basically means your every-day psycho/drunk/low-level drug dealer will not be able to legally purchase a firearm and cannot afford the 100k+ costs of importing illegal weapons from the East. Problem fucking solved.

Europe has just as many people as the US, and just as many "niggers" and "pachis" and "fucking dark-skinned, violent immigrants living in the slums", but none of them can even get NEAR a gun! The worst they can do is punch you or poison your pizza or something.

I've no problem with gun ownership. I have a problem with the US-American view that gun ownership is important and necessary and a god-given right.

PS not all Texans are like you - I know a bunch of cool, chilled Texans - but most of them left the state because of the crazies.
#15 - fatminion (11/21/2014) [-]
and people here in Europe think very poorly of Texas and are afraid to even go there. Your state single-handedly gives the US a bad name.
#2 - searched rape on google to see if I could find a funny picture… 11/21/2014 on Relationship goals +1
#3 - round squeezable cheeks, a lets get it on smile, probs chisele… 11/21/2014 on Inspirational quote 0
#2 - Picture 11/21/2014 on Smile and then... -1
#3 - Picture 11/21/2014 on When Mikasa isn't home +5
#1 - Jackass with the dog deserved it 11/21/2014 on Why did U do it? 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Waht a Twist +3
#27 - gotthembarrels (11/22/2014) [-]
Boooooo
#24 - whichever (11/22/2014) [-]
sauce
God Burns Down Equestria for Insurance Money
2:05
#10 - BerserkerMushroom (11/21/2014) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T SHE BE APPLE JACKS CEREAL !!?!?!
#23 - wraithguard (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
thas the joke
#1 - I've never met a man who'd turn down a chance for sex  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Old Fashion Sleep aid -4
User avatar #2 - ghostninjaguy (11/21/2014) [-]
Don't fuck with a man when he's tired
#112 - god ******* dammit 11/21/2014 on How this whole sillyness... +1
#103 - guys...guys...can this happen from rubbing your eyes? guys?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on No spoilers in the title... 0
#107 - samalicious (11/21/2014) [-]
No. This would most likely happen due to hard-force, possible acid spillage or a physical tear. Rubbing your eyes can damage them but not to this extent.
#94 - you should find the vid of that dude photoshopping a plane wre…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Photoshop How-To +7
User avatar #122 - reloyjerkins (11/21/2014) [-]
Ouuuh, I know that! It's funfuckingtastic!
#80 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Childhood ruined +1
#85 - shrektheogre (11/21/2014) [-]
Although I am not a brony, I will accept this blue horse. What do I cook it with? Maybe saute on a bed of onions? Served with some happily ever after potion? Or settle it down with a pint? Come on lad I'm open to suggestions.
#80 - -raise your arm in the air, revive all bugs, destroy the planet 11/21/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. 0
#12 - that's pretty ****** neato, just noticed it 11/21/2014 on Shit, SHIT! 0
#46 - what is that movie?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Test your strength 0
#5 - wut? 11/20/2014 on Lonely Night 0
#8 - the confusion on the face of that dude behind him is priceless 11/20/2014 on lick +1
#6 - Listen miss the canine department is doing everything it can t… 11/20/2014 on Ma'am, calm down, I'm doing... 0
#6 - I get the distinct feeling these are very much american made 11/20/2014 on Heel Motherfucker 0
#6 - HELL YEAH! 11/20/2014 on Outside? +11
#2 - I can't tell if those are snails or slugs  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Lonely Night +1
#4 - ciacheczko (11/20/2014) [-]
I always try to believe they are heads of the stamps.
User avatar #3 - katothepotato (11/20/2014) [-]
Your thumb count is confusing the fuck out of me... Just how...
User avatar #5 - darkjustifier (11/20/2014) [-]
wut?
#15 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Take that vegans 0
#7 - but owls are awesome  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2014 on I fuck oranges +19
#11 - bleeduntildeath (11/20/2014) [-]
leaving this here just in case
#110 - popnotes (11/20/2014) [-]
Consider: That is a dragon and an owl.

Not a horse in sight.
#187 - atma (11/20/2014) [-]
people still get their panties in a twist just seeing characters from the show sometimes
#194 - popnotes (11/20/2014) [-]
FunnyJunk is full of right-wing, gun-crazy fucks who hate anything that isn't boob-or-racism related. Of course they get their panties in a twist over a kid's show.
#199 - atma (11/20/2014) [-]
true, although the biggest pony fans are always the ones who you never expected
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on :P +24
#17 - kaboomz (11/20/2014) [-]
#15 - dudewitharake (11/20/2014) [-]
ok, that was a good one
#8 - depends on the fanfic 11/20/2014 on Everything Ever +5
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User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
User avatar #13398 to #13397 - darkjustifier (10/22/2014) [-]
ooooh flyswatters cheeky bugger
#13394 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
mlp stopped being good in season 3
#13393 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
you're a fag
#13392 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I like you. You post reaction images/gifs related to ponies in a relevant fashion.
If it's not too much, could you upload your pony reactor folder for me? I'd like to see what you have.
User avatar #13396 to #13392 - darkjustifier (09/13/2014) [-]
I change it weekly
#13375 - zealotgold (09/06/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206017/queen-of-queens

heh i just read this and you are going to love this
User avatar #13376 to #13375 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you my friend I will read it when I have ze time
User avatar #13377 to #13376 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
honestly it moved up in to my top 10 so defiantly when you can and ill let you know if i run into any others
User avatar #13381 to #13380 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
hmm ill read it tonight! and make sure not to look at them
User avatar #13382 to #13381 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I read them by accident and it almost ruined the story for me
User avatar #13383 to #13382 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
welp defiantly make sure then haha have you cracked opened any of the others i gave you yet?
User avatar #13384 to #13383 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
well funny story on that I have 79 stories in my queue for reading...so I am rtrying
#13385 to #13384 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
mfw i know that feel, i think i have 140 O.o
User avatar #13386 to #13385 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I diiiid have 200 aqnd something but I went on a reading binge for three months
User avatar #13387 to #13386 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
i need another binge heh might start that soon
User avatar #13388 to #13387 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
college is in mah way to do so at the mno
User avatar #13389 to #13388 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
have you tried telling it to stop?
User avatar #13390 to #13389 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
yes but you know college can suck sometimes like that
User avatar #13391 to #13390 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
true truehmm but then hopefully! ull have some free time...ish
User avatar #13378 to #13377 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
you is best pony
#13374 - stickpeoplelol (09/05/2014) [-]
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.

#13368 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
so, i has a confusion.
do you post ponies on lots of non-pony posts just for red thumbs, or because youre trying to spread the magic of friendship to the unenlightened people of funnyjunk?
#13369 to #13368 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
neither I do it for me
#13370 to #13369 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough.
but why?
#13371 to #13370 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
been doing it for as long as I've been here I've got no good reason why
#13372 to #13371 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
well, pony on, friend.
and heres a picture that might come in handy if you dont already have it.
User avatar #13367 - drvvatson ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Ay der bby
User avatar #13365 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
#13366 to #13362 - novabird ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
#13359 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
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