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#125 - I don't look at much more than the fact it says shampoo though…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on Man stuff 0
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#136 - thelastamerican (07/03/2016) [-]
I use a bodywash/shampoo thing. If it came in women flavor and it was cheaper, that's what I would get.
#15 - when your phone is also your bro. 07/03/2016 on gurl +22
#100 - that dad bod though, I wanna be that one day, soft outside but… 07/03/2016 on This is offensive 0
#7 - because it's probably two freshmen who think they found love b… 07/03/2016 on upgrade +4
#29 - you ever seen a Ficus? those things are the plastic of the plant world 07/03/2016 on anon waters plants +3
#10 - but...what if it's not actually Ubisoft? I mean there's a thou…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2016 on yubtub +5
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#23 - markipliergame (07/03/2016) [-]
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#29 - ssjkirbylols (07/04/2016) [-]
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#14 - deathklokiller (07/03/2016) [-]
it was a fake acc The real ACC is Ubisoft UK
#30 - I think trumb will be an okay president, even if he IS like hi…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2016 on The numbers don't lie -7
#80 - stonetomcat (07/04/2016) [-]
He also kinda lost WWII, which eventually caused a wall to be built in Berlin.
Which, if you think about it, makes them quite similar.
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#36 - trollmobile (07/03/2016) [-]
hitler pillaged his neighbouring countries and funneled all the resources into the german economy to create the illusion of prosperity, when in reality it was nothing but an incredibly short-lived infrastructural building project at the expense of everyone else, that created no long-term jobs, and the only reason it lasted as long as it did, was because of the war. the war meant that all those people that would otherwise become unemployed once the infrastructrual building was complete, instead became soldiers, and after ww2, germany really felt the crash of the economy, and with no real gain afterwards, as all the infrastructure they had built was blown the fuck up anyway.

if you find it impressive that you can create a temporary economic boom by funneling the resources of 5 countries into one single one, then it doesn't take much to impress you.
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#46 - darknak (07/03/2016) [-]
>doesn't look like he's trolling
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#47 - trollmobile (07/03/2016) [-]
i don't actually troll, you know
i just post a lot of opinionated comments.
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#48 - darknak (07/03/2016) [-]
i know i know, just joking. your comment was informative too.
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#37 - darkjustifier (07/03/2016) [-]
Then I stand corrected
#22 - it's numbah one's uncle from KND  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on Bar Comic 0
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#23 - createdjustnow (07/03/2016) [-]
wow spoiler
#150 - What I like to watch in my spare time has nothing to do with o… 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
#24 - then they spent the rest of the day discovering how many forms… 07/03/2016 on i envy them +3