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#38 - I has a short film too it's a good 6/10  [+] (15 new replies) 05/02/2015 on A short film - (untitled) 0
User avatar #43 - fukitidk (05/02/2015) [-]
my right ear felt lonely
User avatar #58 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #137 - fukitidk (16 hours ago) [-]
because most of the talking happened in the left ear
User avatar #145 - darkjustifier (16 hours ago) [-]
oh it was a camera we got from the lab so it wasn't the best
User avatar #40 - oneguy (05/02/2015) [-]
6/10 is a fair assessment. The writing was just a little bit off, and the acting was about upper range highschool to middle range college level. Other than that, it was alright.
User avatar #59 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah we had a week to make it, I'm the sleazy dude
User avatar #61 - oneguy (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh, don't even worry about it. You were spot on. Could have used better writing still, butthat isn't necessarily your fault.
User avatar #62 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
I agree on the writing but with only a week the professor had us running around with our heads cut off
User avatar #63 - oneguy (23 hours ago) [-]
No doubt. I imagine that gave you maybe 2-3 days to write, edit, get feedback revise. Maybe about 3 days to film, and 2-3 days to edit the footage. That's pretty ridiculous. Especially for a skit like that that has a lot of potential.
User avatar #64 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
that's finals month for you, professors seem to believe we need zero time to do anything
User avatar #65 - oneguy (23 hours ago) [-]
It kind of makes me want to write and re-film that premise myself. If given the love and attention it deserves, that could be really good.
User avatar #66 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
I only was a small writer and mostly acted in it but I would love to too
User avatar #67 - oneguy (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, where do you live? If it's anywhere close, we could talk about it, but inevitably never actually do anything about it.
User avatar #74 - darkjustifier (22 hours ago) [-]
dickinson nd
User avatar #75 - oneguy (22 hours ago) [-]
Hmm... only about 1,200 miles out. That's not even viable as something we talk about doing but never do.
#4 - if you wanna fail yeah 05/02/2015 on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody 0
#10 - they sell nicely on the streets 05/02/2015 on twilight +3
#7 - I mean...it is confession bear  [+] (35 new replies) 05/02/2015 on MFW +10
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User avatar #46 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
I am fucking okay with this thread
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User avatar #47 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
I am going to have so much fun going through this
#48 - canadiancarl (23 hours ago) [-]
Have fun.
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#71 - brettyoke (20 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for adding your cancer to the community. The original picture was accepted, but you had to ruin it by being ginormous faggots.
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#6 - I just love America's reaction here 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up +4
#9 - I don't...I don't know if meth works like that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Fuck you bill +12
#16 - sakuraba (05/02/2015) [-]
Shut up Meg!

Lets him do his work
#6 - I will dress however I ******* want, i am an adult  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Pants 2 +2
#12 - madcoww (05/02/2015) [-]
#4 - Well I for one would enjoy the **** out of it. 05/02/2015 on black lives matter +14
#16 - pillows? won't those all be on the ground when you're home alone? 05/02/2015 on Couch +5
#19 - what the hell are you talking about, where do you think the sa… 05/02/2015 on Cheeky lil +5
#23 - Picture 05/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#19 - it's like static for your body 05/02/2015 on Your leg is loading, please... +3
#7 - "you call that a dick?" -you whisper as he tries to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Ouch! +15
User avatar #8 - autonomous (05/02/2015) [-]
You'd think anyone thumbing you down would be doing so in disagreement with your statement. I see no replies so.....fuck 'em.
#20 - aren't monkeys an animal jk no racism  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on (untitled) -1
#26 - fluffyraptorr (05/02/2015) [-]
and here I thought they were called niggers
#29 - fapfapaccount (05/02/2015) [-]
I think the funnyjunk communitys IQ may just be a little higher than our brother who lives in the basement 4chan
User avatar #22 - nagafever (05/02/2015) [-]
>>#21 wonder if this is how u link to a comment... anyways, u posted fag picture on purpose, i think i rolled a weird version of it
#23 - darkjustifier (05/02/2015) [-]
#39 - I feel I should fear the US's bombs more though...  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Nuclear bombs +2
#105 - brisineo (05/02/2015) [-]
In terms of an actual nuclear exchange you have greater worry about the russians if you were in the US.

See, the US had a lot of development with their weapons, making them considerably more accurate and developed many different applications for them, ranging from tiny little Davy Crocket mini nukes launched from an RPG, to anti-air nukes that you could stand directly underneath safely, and even nukes meant to be bunker busters.

In the case of the russians though, they didn't have nearly that caliber of tech on their hands, along with lackluster targeting systems so they simply said "you see, Ivan, if make bomb bigger, you will always shoot the accurate! Because shockwave blow up target anyway!" And thus their average warhead size is larger than the US.

However, nuclear war strategy is far different than what most people realize, and most of the country would be spared even in an all out attack. 75% of the actual targets are missile silos and nuclear command centers, all of which would be hit by no less than 3 warheads EACH to ensure that they're destroyed. The main goal being to essentially disarm the other country's ability to launch all their nukes. Unless your city has a large military base, or missile command center nearby, it's not a likely target.

And I got this info from someone who's job is to predict how nuclear war is supposed to turn out, so it's legit. Love ya OPpenheimer
User avatar #132 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
wow thank you sir that was the most informative.
#51 - mastercolossus (05/02/2015) [-]
why? we may have been the only ones to actually use them but still we did it to save lives.
#85 - meanyus (05/02/2015) [-]
Search on youtube for Last Week Tonight on nuclear weapons. Stuff like that is why I want the stockpile greatly reduced.
#83 - Ken M (05/02/2015) [-]
Ah, sweet, sweet self-justifying propaganda. Nuclear weapons were not used to or needed to save any lives. America wanted to get some practice using them while showing off their new toys and intimidating the rest of the world. Nevermind that the use of nuclear weapons is very damaging to the Earth's tectonic plates, and could very well spell absolute disaster for our planet if used in the same way they were used back in the 40's. Sure, they weren't aware of how tectonic plates work back then, but that only goes to show how rushed and fucked up the whole thing was.

You not only killed many thousands of people on the spot, but also left generations afterwards with terrible medical issues that still plague the cities of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You destroyed those cities. It's incomparable with the supposed figure of "how many lives you saved". The whole argument of how you saved lives because you're so god damn sure that they never would've surrendered had you gone about it in a normal way, is flawed. For one, if that were the case, that they were willing to fight until the last man standing, why were they so willing to stop once the bombs were dropped? They would've just remained proud and let you bomb their entire country until there was nothing but rubble. Of course, they never were that proud to begin with. It was never an effort to save the lives of Japanese people. It was partially an effort to save the lives of American soldiers, probably because you didn't want to "waste" any on such a little country, when big bad Russia was the real threat.

So, sure, keep painting yourselves a picture of how your horrible act of war was just. Keep bringing on the excuses so you can keep up the false image of your country being the best in the world. You'll never actually make those things reality, though.
#134 - secondlawprevails (23 hours ago) [-]
Fine lets add an addendum. They saved AMERICAN lives. Rather than bother with a normal war where Wed lose thousands, meatgrinding our way across each island, we said Fuck it, let's get this done all at once. Slam, bam, thanks Japan, war's done. Then we went in and helped rebuild after they surrendered, and now they seem like they're doing okay. You know, aside from the whole hentai thing.
User avatar #114 - thegrimgenius (05/02/2015) [-]
>Oh, they wouldn't have won, it wouldn't save that many lives
>Japan doesn't surrender after first bomb
>Japan still doesn't surrender after second bomb, emperor has to get involved
User avatar #69 - stifflimb (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah we blasted a whole city. Why? To save lifes of course.
Perhaps it was just the thing that made Japan give up but dont go saying America saved lifes by blasting a whole city of civilians and one military factory.
#68 - rambomanthree (05/02/2015) [-]
Actually, little known fact.

Japans numbers were dwindling at the time.
and the line of defense for their mainland would be spread very thinly. much like that of berlin.

And on top of that, russian ground troops were going to also invade them from the north.
But intead america was like "hmmm how to we make it so we dont have to share japan with russia and show off our new toy"

and so the bomb was dropped

and 80 thousand people were vaporized
#86 - mastercolossus (05/02/2015) [-]
you are retarded if you think that is true... japan was planning to have all of the population of japan resist and commit harakiri rather than be captured so we needed a display of overwhelming force. even after the bombs were dropped and they surrendered some officials told the civilians that the americans were going to eat them... so in some provinces they jumped off of cliffs to avoid capture even though the war was over...
User avatar #43 - thesecretbear (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah, like someone said they are mostly old cold war stockpiles, and most of the rest if i remember right is part of the missile defense system.
#42 - don't jump on the bandwagon everyone will hate you who is on it. 05/02/2015 on (untitled) -4
#26 - the animation seems like it has less thought put into it now 05/02/2015 on drugs 0
#26 - I broke a goose's neck by accident once...it was my first time…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on newfags be like +9
#35 - sugoi (05/02/2015) [-]
Pull soma dese moves on it mate?
#36 - sugoi (05/02/2015) [-]
Wait I fucked that up.
#30 - rubusguy (05/02/2015) [-]
''heavy breathing''
#9 - I'll make sure to stare at the mirror when i fap now  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on comic +72
#17 - kibbleking (05/02/2015) [-]
Why the fuck do you get thumbs for this?
#23 - darkjustifier (23 hours ago) [-]
Because I can
#14 - genericnickname (05/02/2015) [-]
You're face is pretty great fap material
#18 - aguycalledlee (05/02/2015) [-]
oi m8 we have the same gif
#21 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
Huh, thats odd. I do too!
User avatar #25 - aguycalledlee (21 hours ago) [-]
we'll fuk, k?
#73 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Life lessons 0
#84 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Horrible Games 0
#82 - I was only joking I look for help sometimes too 05/02/2015 on Horrible Games 0
#23 - Now i'm all for this but even at the speed of light doesn't it…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Science motherfucker! 0
#90 - klldarkness (05/02/2015) [-]

However, OP, and his source, are completely shit at explaining what is actually happening here.

Fact #1. EM drive was invented in 2009. With 2500 watts of power, it produces 1HP of thrust. It currently breaks our understanding of the law of thermodynamics.

Fact #2. It was NOT built by Nasa.

Fact #3. A model of the EM drive was being tested by Nasa, in an attempt to figure out HOW it produces thrust.

They shined lasers through a running EM drive.

The sensors on the other end, which were calibrated from a base line, while the machine was off, read the time taken from laser on, to hitting the sensor, as .01E^15 of a second.

With the EM drive on, from laser on, to hitting the sensor, it took .01E^14.7 of a second.

It took longer. Which means it was traveling a distance greater, on the second try, than the first. The laser did NOT change speed.

This means, that space inside of the EM drive, is being warped.


What this means, is that if the vacuum test works, space is being warped inside the EM drive.

Einstein bosen theory of special relativity, states that nothing can go faster than the speed of light, because it has mass. To accelerate anything with, would require E=MC^2 worth of energy.

Space, does not have mass. It is nothing.

However, when you warp space, compressing behind an object, and expanding ahead, you can move a section of space from one spot to another, at speeds greater than C(Speed of light), given enough energy, and time.

That time is dependent on the power.

What this means, is that the EM drive, is forming the first, functional warp bubble.

If we twist that bubble into a donut at the 0- degree mark, it takes 1/100th the energy to maintain.

A nuclear power plant, the size of a small pickup, would produce enough power to move an object x^4 times the size, to C(Speed of light) in less than 20 minutes. As the object isn't moving, but space is, mass is conserved, there is no loss.

The correct amount of power, applied to the right sized warp bubble, could move the space shuttle atlantis to upwards of C50. 50 times the speed of light. So something 50 light years away, can be gotten to in just a year, give or take possible acceleration, and deceleration.

The EM drive, however, is still important for reasons other than the warp bubble aspect. As all it needs is power to create thrust, it can be used to extreme acceleration without accelerant. No fuel. A fission or fusion power plant, could give almost infinite acceleration to smaller ships, running an EM drive. Ever wanted a person space ship like in Elite Dangerous, the Jetsons, or anything like that? The EM drive is the first, most important step.
#49 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
In a true WARP drive (BTW they're planning on making one too) time dilation does not occur. Instead you move on a timespace "wave" in a bubble of sort. The ship in effect doesn't really move (within a space that it occupies), space moves with it therefore time is exactly the same. Yeah, just like in star trek. even the name of the drive is the same and proposed first concept warp ship is named...IXS Enterprise.
#47 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
Andromeda is roughly 5-6 million light years away from the milky way thus relative to Earth it would take 6 million jews years going at the speed of light to reach that galaxy. However due to time dilation the traveler would experience about 50 years of travel.
#29 - flyslasher (05/01/2015) [-]
Going at the speed of light has more effects than just your speed. For one it causes space to become shorter:
There are special particles made when sunlight hits the top of the atmosphere. They fly at the speed of light through earth and scientists are able to detect them. The problem is they don't exist long enough for them to be able to travel that far even at the speed of light; the only explanation is that they contract space around them.

But traveling at the speed of light isn't where it's at. What should be done is the special drive that can warp space around us and thus time is still respectively the same!
User avatar #26 - trostell (05/01/2015) [-]
Travelling near the speed of light, it's theorized only a few seconds would pass for the traveller.
User avatar #40 - threeeighteen (05/01/2015) [-]
Could they be a... time traveler?
User avatar #64 - trostell (05/02/2015) [-]
Only into the future.
User avatar #25 - GShock (05/01/2015) [-]
Thinking too far ahead, man. For now we should just focus on our solar system. Weeks or months to Jupiter should be achievable in out lifetimes.
User avatar #81 - tarfyki (05/02/2015) [-]
they're also looking at Alpha Centauri (next closest solar system). It would take 92-130 years using the method they've discovered or invented or whatever to get there

#50 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
Nah. IF warp drive works then speed 10x of light speed is archievable because calculations for such version already exist. They didn't know IF it would work and how exactly to bend timespace but energy demands for such version are already calculated and are far smaller than thought before. So yeah. Alpha Centauri and many more places are archevable in our lifetime if it works. And seems it does. At least EM drive warps space beyond doubt.
#8 - seems pretty clever, say you got stabbed and were trying to es… 05/01/2015 on Alpha Beta +1


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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
User avatar #13539 - ytrellworld (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey what was the deal with the "HAIL DARKJUSTIFIER" comment incident? I never actually understood what was happening...
User avatar #13540 to #13539 - darkjustifier ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
someone was trying to get me banned for using mlp as my reactions so they tried to make it seem like I was trolling the site.
User avatar #13538 to #13537 - darkjustifier ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
#13534 - affix (04/30/2015) [-]
I made this HD version of your banner.
I tested it on my profile and its the same ratio as yours.
Its slightly higher quality than your existing one.
#13535 to #13534 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #13533 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
moon anus.
#13528 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
dark the ************ justifier. How you doing?
#13530 to #13529 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
**** , donno how I can help.
#13531 to #13530 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
how will anyone else know the delicious taste OF A SECOND CONE!?!
User avatar #13520 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
moon anus.
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User avatar #13525 to #13524 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
waiting for class, you?
User avatar #13526 to #13525 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
Working on hand drawn masturbation material.
#13527 to #13526 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
makes me wish I could draw
#13518 - semilunarknight ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
User avatar #13519 to #13518 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm good at it I guess
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User avatar #13513 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
#13506 - Ken M (03/27/2015) [-]
you are fedoralover.
User avatar #13507 to #13506 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be dumb
#13504 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13485 to #13483 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
butt y
#13486 to #13485 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
User avatar #13487 to #13486 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13473 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
User avatar #13474 to #13473 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #13475 to #13474 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
you can't just acknowledge bluebutt
bluebutt doesnt exist
no such thing
bluetron left on his own
User avatar #13476 to #13475 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
does he not go to his own page no moe?
#13477 to #13476 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
Blue OC is kill   
Now he only posts queen bugbutt   
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
Blue OC is kill
Now he only posts queen bugbutt
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
User avatar #13478 to #13477 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
oh yeah that's my fault we had a conversation and I convinced him of bug butt's mightyness
#13479 to #13478 - mvtjets (02/20/2015) [-]
tfw no more bluebutt

tfw no more bluebutt
User avatar #13480 to #13479 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I knoooow
User avatar #13481 to #13480 - mvtjets (02/20/2015) [-]
We should start a public protest
Make picket signs
Start fires
Yell rudely at people
User avatar #13482 to #13481 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I do that in salem
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